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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: MooseTheDog on June 24, 2013, 10:10:13 AM
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This thread is designed to create an unbeatable plan for escaping bike cops. Let's face it, nobody wants to lose to a scrub cop that isn't even allowed to have a car.
Opening idea (please shoot down/indicate holes): Let bike cop walk up to car and he hopefully won't write down LPN yet because he trusts that you're stopping for him. Then when he pedals up on his little trike, throw your stud car in speedy reverse mode because KS doesn't have front LPNs and he can't read it. Whip around 180 once he is out of LPN reading range.
Note: this plan is designed only for beating bike cops in states where you can sport a cool/unique front plate w/o LPN (aka not Missouri)
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how do you know if they are trying to pull you over? like, waving their hands or something? just pretend you can't see them and drive away at normal car speed.
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i call it the Tack Track. basically a box underneath the back of my car that holds 2,000 tacks. when the bike cop is pursuing me, i press a button on my dash and the box releases the tacks and flatten the bike's tires.
i also have the oil slick option installed as well which works reasonably well when called upon
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up steep hills
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the best escape would be to beat them at their own game: on a bike.
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hire trim
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moose is really hitting his stride in this internship :thumbs:
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hire trim
Not that kind of lolyer.
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I would install a device that hides your plate at the flip of switch. Too many factors involved to successfully complete a reverse get-away 100% of the time.
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you could never escape a bike cop in your car. your only hope is to bail and hop a fence or ford a stream.
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True bike cop story:
The morning after the first Fatty Fest, I was pulled over by a bike cop in Aggieville for talking on my cell phone when driving. He let me off with a warning!
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True bike cop story:
The morning after the first Fatty Fest, I was pulled over by a bike cop in Aggieville for talking on my cell phone when driving. He let me off with a warning!
I think I was talking to you!
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banana peel
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how do you know if they are trying to pull you over? like, waving their hands or something? just pretend you can't see them and drive away at normal car speed.
Don't try to pull that one, I've tried it. Apparently they "hear that crap every day".
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Don't make the illegal left turn leaving Aggieville (only place I've ever seen the bike cop).
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moose, is your 'ship in manhattan? is this where you got hosed by super-toned-calf bike cop?
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I bet the cop would be pretty nice if you complimented his sweet bike and awesome bike accessories
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sophomore year i was tailgating with some bros before a FB game (age 19) and pounding beers in solo cups. saw a bike cop approaching and immediately dumped and dropped solo cup. one of the bros did not see it coming and got MIP'd
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moose is really hitting his stride in this internship :thumbs:
Thanks Tobias. I'm thinking about asking for a raise actually. :dunno:
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sophomore year i was tailgating with some bros before a FB game (age 19) and pounding beers in solo cups. saw a bike cop approaching and immediately dumped and dropped solo cup. one of the bros did not see it coming and got MIP'd
Man you left your bro hanging bigtime mocat.
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moose, is your 'ship in manhattan? is this where you got hosed by super-toned-calf bike cop?
No but I'm living in manhattan and I have been since 2000 so I've been seeing citizens get worked by those cankle-y bastards since I was a baby Moosedog.
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how do you know if they are trying to pull you over? like, waving their hands or something? just pretend you can't see them and drive away at normal car speed.
Don't try to pull that one, I've tried it. Apparently they "hear that crap every day".
It's worth it, the day you get all greens and continue on your merry way down Bluemont and left on to TCB will be like giftmas morning as a five year old.
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Sometimes they hang out in front of a parked car (so you can't see them) right in front of a stop sign. When you stop there, they see if you're wearing your seatbelt.
Do they have radios? Like, if they start chasing you can they still radio in for back-up? If so, how much time do you have before back-up arrives?
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Sometimes they hang out in front of a parked car (so you can't see them) right in front of a stop sign. When you stop there, they see if you're wearing your seatbelt.
Do they have radios? Like, if they start chasing you can they still radio in for back-up? If so, how much time do you have before back-up arrives?
Yes, they have radios. The second part of your question depends on where the other piglets are currently sucking down coffee and harassing minorities.
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Push button smokescreen. Or just drive a piece of crap car that belches smoke.
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And they do have cars,they haul their bikes down to the Ville area to do their business.If you try to outrun them they call their buddies then hustle back to their car to join in the pursuit.The police and the prosecution both feel the same about fleeing and eluding ,they hate you for it.The only thing worse in their minds is battery of a LEO and shooting one.Trying to outrun a bike cop is a bad idea,unless you're drunk.
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And they do have cars,they haul their bikes down to the Ville area to do their business.If you try to outrun them they call their buddies then hustle back to their car to join in the pursuit.The police and the prosecution both feel the same about fleeing and eluding ,they hate you for it.The only thing worse in their minds is battery of a LEO and shooting one.Trying to outrun a bike cop is a bad idea,unless you're drunk.
shutup
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And they do have cars,they haul their bikes down to the Ville area to do their business.If you try to outrun them they call their buddies then hustle back to their car to join in the pursuit.The police and the prosecution both feel the same about fleeing and eluding ,they hate you for it.The only thing worse in their minds is battery of a LEO and shooting one.Trying to outrun a bike cop is a bad idea,unless you're drunk.
aside from being a complete blast when you outrun 5-0, it's also proving a point to the cop that you aren't someone to eff with. next time he sees you the dude will think twice. more than likely he will recognize you as the alpha and portray a more submissive role which is ideal because then you can get by with more crimes without fear of prosecution
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And they do have cars,they haul their bikes down to the Ville area to do their business.If you try to outrun them they call their buddies then hustle back to their car to join in the pursuit.The police and the prosecution both feel the same about fleeing and eluding ,they hate you for it.The only thing worse in their minds is battery of a LEO and shooting one.Trying to outrun a bike cop is a bad idea,unless you're drunk.
shutup
Finally, a kc post I can support.
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walking out of hibachi hut in college we saw a guy getting pulled over by bike cops. my buddy yelled, "BIKE COP!" quite loudly and the cop got all butthurt and came over and took our IDs and told us we were lucky he didn't write us a ticket for interfering with an arrest or whatever. we were like whatever dude why don't you have a car :lol:
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Ten Commandments in front of THE Manhattan Christian College: studley, awesome,not actually the real ones.
Also Bike Cops hid behind them. So when you look and see the Tablets remember the golden rule, don't text/bbs sitting at that stop light.
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And they do have cars,they haul their bikes down to the Ville area to do their business.If you try to outrun them they call their buddies then hustle back to their car to join in the pursuit.The police and the prosecution both feel the same about fleeing and eluding ,they hate you for it.The only thing worse in their minds is battery of a LEO and shooting one.Trying to outrun a bike cop is a bad idea,unless you're drunk.
shutup
Finally, a kc post I can support.
Glad to bring you two together :cheers:
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I bet the cop would be pretty nice if you complimented his sweet bike and awesome bike accessories
Had a buddy who was an exchange student from germany that went to my high school for a year, his parents came to visit once and went on a big road trip out to colorado, national parks, etc. While out in BFE he got pulled over by a (motor)bike cop and proceeded to complement the officer on his fine BMW motorcycle and talk shop about it (because all Germans are required to be BMW savvy) Cop got distracted by the gab and ended up letting him off.
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A bike cop stopped my buddy and I while we were walking outside the bar at 2am to ask him how much he had to drink. Buddy gave him a stupid answer, bike cop was closing for the kill (ticket). Then the bike cop asked buddy why he was wearing sunglasses at 2am, and my friend told him that "when you're cool, the sun is always shining". Bike cop thought that was a great answer, and let us go.
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Why was he going to give your bud a ticket for walking?
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Why was he going to give your bud a ticket for walking?
Public intoxication.
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if some tool wearing sunglasses at night gave me that line i would taze him until he crap himself.
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if some tool wearing sunglasses at night gave me that line i would taze him until he crap himself.
Yeah, a tool that can talk his way out of a ticket. He's got to be pretty stupid.
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if some tool wearing sunglasses at night gave me that line i would taze him until he crap himself.
Yeah, a tool that can talk his way out of a ticket. He's got to be pretty stupid.
Probably the cop was a huge dumbass too. It helped that your friend is a rough ridin' idiot tool bag so that he could relate to the cop on his level. Stupid people enjoy that. Hur hur hurs were had by all I'm sure. 'merica! eff yeah 'n such.
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if some tool wearing sunglasses at night gave me that line i would taze him until he crap himself.
Yeah, a tool that can talk his way out of a ticket. He's got to be pretty stupid.
Probably the cop was a huge dumbass too. It helped that your friend is a rough ridin' idiot tool bag so that he could relate to the cop on his level. Stupid people enjoy that. Hur hur hurs were had by all I'm sure. 'merica! eff yeah 'n such.
Lots of speculation, and lots of rough ridin' idiot tool bags here.
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Cop is complete dumbass, that line wasn't even funny when it was new 4 years ago.