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Title: False Choices
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 21, 2013, 10:41:51 PM
It seems like when discussing politics you're adversary will often try and prove a point by presenting you with a false choice, where he attempts to force you to choose between a unpalatable choice and the one he wants you to choose, which is usually also unpalatable but slightly less so.

In the spirit of these false choices I ask you this, would you rather rape or murder someone?  You don't get to know the identity of your victim until you answer?
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 21, 2013, 10:48:39 PM
can I rape murder them?
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: 8manpick on May 21, 2013, 10:54:12 PM
Rape? Maybe? If I could murder a suicidal person or rape someone who is weirdly kinda into that, that would be the best option.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 21, 2013, 10:54:25 PM
can I rape murder them?

That's not a choice.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: DQ12 on May 21, 2013, 10:56:31 PM
I feel like murder would be better.  Rape is a whole thing that both parties have to actually engage in.

I'd rather murder.  Quick and easy.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 21, 2013, 10:57:31 PM
Rape? Maybe? If I could murder a suicidal person or rape someone who is weirdly kinda into that, that would be the best option.

Your victim was a gay man who fantasizes about being raped, unfornately for you his bad person has herpes and he was recently diagnosed HIV+.  He is not suicidal.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 21, 2013, 10:58:46 PM
can I rape murder them?

That's not a choice.

im out
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 21, 2013, 11:01:13 PM
I feel like murder would be better.  Rape is a whole thing that both parties have to actually engage in.

I'd rather murder.  Quick and easy.

Your victim was a small child who just flawlessly performed "animal fair" at her first piano recital.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 21, 2013, 11:03:11 PM
I feel like murder would be better.  Rape is a whole thing that both parties have to actually engage in.

I'd rather murder.  Quick and easy.

Your victim was a small child who just flawlessly performed "animal fair" at her first piano recital.

god's will
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: star seed 7 on May 21, 2013, 11:03:33 PM
MURDER
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 21, 2013, 11:06:46 PM
i think i would be awful at rape, but proficient at murder. my rape game needs some practice, so i choose that.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: star seed 7 on May 21, 2013, 11:07:33 PM
i think i would be awful at rape, but proficient at murder. my rape game needs some practice, so i choose that.

yeah, picked murder because of this.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 21, 2013, 11:09:52 PM
MURDER

Congrats, your victim was that guy achmadinajad (sp?)
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: star seed 7 on May 21, 2013, 11:10:46 PM
MURDER

Congrats, your victim was that guy achmadinajad (sp?)

*fist-pump-leg-kick*
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 21, 2013, 11:11:20 PM
MURDER

Congrats, your victim was that guy achmadinajad (sp?)

would rape
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Shacks on May 21, 2013, 11:11:34 PM
MURDER

Congrats, your victim was that guy achmadinajad (sp?)

Today is a wonderful day for the jeagles
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 21, 2013, 11:12:53 PM
i think i would be awful at rape, but proficient at murder. my rape game needs some practice, so i choose that.

Tough choice, your victim was that whore portrayed by Charlize Theron in "Monster". You could have paid $5 for sex, but you didn't and are soon to be murdered by a $5 hooker.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 21, 2013, 11:27:53 PM
Murder.

Rape more traumatic for the victim
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 21, 2013, 11:29:53 PM
i think i would be awful at rape, but proficient at murder. my rape game needs some practice, so i choose that.

Tough choice, your victim was that whore portrayed by Charlize Theron in "Monster". You could have paid $5 for sex, but you didn't and are soon to be murdered by a $5 hooker.

that will teach me to rape rather than murder!
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: DQ12 on May 22, 2013, 12:35:04 AM
I feel like murder would be better.  Rape is a whole thing that both parties have to actually engage in.

I'd rather murder.  Quick and easy.

Your victim was a small child who just flawlessly performed "animal fair" at her first piano recital.
Glad i didn't rape the kid. 

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Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: michigancat on May 22, 2013, 07:19:04 AM
Although I wasn't able to actively participate, I can tell this has been an important and useful exercise. Thanks, fake sugar dick.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Unruly on May 22, 2013, 09:16:10 AM
Show me the MURDER!
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: 0.42 on May 22, 2013, 09:42:19 PM
It seems like when discussing politics you're adversary will often try and prove a point by presenting you with a false choice, where he attempts to force you to choose between a unpalatable choice and the one he wants you to choose, which is usually also unpalatable but slightly less so.

In the spirit of these false choices I ask you this, would you rather rape or murder someone?  You don't get to know the identity of your victim until you answer?

Moderate
Title: False Choices
Post by: Tobias on May 23, 2013, 12:22:50 AM
can't wait for someone to ask me if I'd smother an infant on a bus in south korea
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 23, 2013, 08:33:31 AM
self defense
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 23, 2013, 10:10:32 AM
Murder.

Rape more traumatic for the victim

You found the most closterphobic person alive and killed them buy burying them alive in a standard size coffin .
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 23, 2013, 10:12:41 AM
Show me the MURDER!

You chose well, Todd Blackledge will never broadcast another kstate football game because of you.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Institutional Control on May 23, 2013, 10:26:25 AM
I choose rape.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Unruly on May 23, 2013, 10:36:23 AM
Show me the MURDER!

You chose well, Todd Blackledge will never broadcast another kstate football game because of you.

 :dance:
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 24, 2013, 11:08:27 AM
Murder.

Rape more traumatic for the victim

You found the most closterphobic person alive and killed them buy burying them alive in a standard size coffin .

Well the misery is over for them now. RIP
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 24, 2013, 11:45:02 AM
would rather have limestone lead this discussion. fsd is being a real (sugar) dick.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 25, 2013, 09:34:45 AM
I choose rape.

Least surprising post in the pit ever?
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Katpappy on May 25, 2013, 11:09:08 PM
I would choose rape, but Cialis and Viraga take so rough ridin' long.  And crap if my beef log stayed hard for over four hours, the raping would just get real boring.  I might need to pull the teeth of the raped, since my sweet sugar loaf may be quite sore from the friction caused by dry holes and would not want to take a chance on a fatal bite.  Also the blood would be a nice natural lubricant, and therefore, increase the pleasure.   

Oh eff it; MURDER.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on May 26, 2013, 01:33:30 AM
Katdaddy gonna katdaddy.
Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 29, 2013, 10:36:04 AM
I would choose rape, but Cialis and Viraga take so rough ridin' long.  And crap if my beef log stayed hard for over four hours, the raping would just get real boring.  I might need to pull the teeth of the raped, since my sweet sugar loaf may be quite sore from the friction caused by dry holes and would not want to take a chance on a fatal bite.  Also the blood would be a nice natural lubricant, and therefore, increase the pleasure.   

Oh eff it; MURDER.

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Title: Re: False Choices
Post by: 0.42 on May 29, 2013, 01:23:28 PM
huh.