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Title: sequester
Post by: steve dave on May 01, 2013, 01:00:54 PM
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Title: Re: sequester
Post by: puniraptor on May 01, 2013, 01:51:44 PM
Hollingsworth, you son of a bitch
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: star seed 7 on May 01, 2013, 03:16:43 PM
that's stupid dog thinks 2+2=5  and 15*3=35  :lol:  hey dog, go fetch a stick or something, you suck at math  :lol:
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 01, 2013, 04:08:25 PM
The guy at Spin Pizza had a 2+2=5 tattoo on his arm today.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: sys on May 01, 2013, 04:19:10 PM
he doesn't look like a hound.  the chauffeur looks more like a hound.
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: star seed 7 on May 01, 2013, 05:15:47 PM
he doesn't look like a hound.  the chauffeur looks more like a hound.

H.H. looks more like a pig.
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 01, 2013, 05:43:33 PM
he doesn't look like a hound.  the chauffeur looks more like a hound.

H.H. looks more like a pig.

so a pig, a hound and a chaffeur all walk into a bar. the bartender says "hey how about that sequester?" "sequester?" the pig responds "i hardly knew her. it's the porcupine over in the corner that you really need to be talking to. btw, this coca cola is flat. did you not clean the line this morning when you opened?"
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: ednksu on May 02, 2013, 08:15:37 AM
he doesn't look like a hound.  the chauffeur looks more like a hound.

H.H. looks more like a pig.

so a pig, a hound and a chaffeur all walk into a bar. the bartender says "hey how about that sequester?" "sequester?" the pig responds "i hardly knew her. it's the porcupine over in the corner that you really need to be talking to. btw, this coca cola is flat. did you not clean the line this morning when you opened?"
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Title: Re: sequester
Post by: 0.42 on May 02, 2013, 09:01:45 PM
really looking forward to fsd's reply :D
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 03, 2013, 09:36:03 AM
Dow shoots over 15.  this sequester is elite as hell.  Can we pull off a double sequester?
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 03, 2013, 09:42:42 AM
Dow shoots over 15.  this sequester is elite as hell.  Can we pull off a double sequester?

Pharam is going effing nuts!
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 03, 2013, 09:50:45 AM
If all sequesters are this good for the economy, I say we crank this thing up.
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on May 03, 2013, 11:03:52 AM
Not sure why Obama doesn't want to take credit for it, I mean, it was his idea and congress ran with it. Seems to be working great.
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: wetwillie on May 03, 2013, 11:07:29 AM
I feel like there is a good porkupine joke here but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 03, 2013, 11:09:35 AM
I feel like there is a good porkupine joke here but I can't quite put my finger on it.

and then the copperhead said "oh man porcupine. i feel like there is a good joke here somewhere but i can't quite put my finger on it. oh yeah, i'm a snake and don't have any fingers. silly me."
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on May 03, 2013, 11:22:58 AM
I feel like there is a good porkupine joke here but I can't quite put my finger on it.

and then the copperhead said "oh man porcupine. i feel like there is a good joke here somewhere but i can't quite put my finger on it. oh yeah, i'm a snake and don't have any fingers. silly me."

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: sequester
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 04, 2013, 11:49:07 PM
I haven't noticed any difference in anything in life.