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Offline steve dave

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sequester
« on: May 01, 2013, 01:00:54 PM »


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Re: sequester
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2013, 01:51:44 PM »
Hollingsworth, you son of a bitch
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Re: sequester
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2013, 03:16:43 PM »
that's stupid dog thinks 2+2=5  and 15*3=35  :lol:  hey dog, go fetch a stick or something, you suck at math  :lol:
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Re: sequester
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2013, 04:08:25 PM »
The guy at Spin Pizza had a 2+2=5 tattoo on his arm today.  :sdeek:
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Re: sequester
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2013, 04:19:10 PM »
he doesn't look like a hound.  the chauffeur looks more like a hound.
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Re: sequester
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2013, 05:15:47 PM »
Quote from: sys on May 01, 2013, 04:19:10 PM
he doesn't look like a hound.  the chauffeur looks more like a hound.

H.H. looks more like a pig.
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Re: sequester
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2013, 05:43:33 PM »
Quote from: seven on May 01, 2013, 05:15:47 PM
Quote from: sys on May 01, 2013, 04:19:10 PM
he doesn't look like a hound.  the chauffeur looks more like a hound.

H.H. looks more like a pig.

so a pig, a hound and a chaffeur all walk into a bar. the bartender says "hey how about that sequester?" "sequester?" the pig responds "i hardly knew her. it's the porcupine over in the corner that you really need to be talking to. btw, this coca cola is flat. did you not clean the line this morning when you opened?"
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Re: sequester
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2013, 08:15:37 AM »
Quote from: rick daris on May 01, 2013, 05:43:33 PM
Quote from: seven on May 01, 2013, 05:15:47 PM
Quote from: sys on May 01, 2013, 04:19:10 PM
he doesn't look like a hound.  the chauffeur looks more like a hound.

H.H. looks more like a pig.

so a pig, a hound and a chaffeur all walk into a bar. the bartender says "hey how about that sequester?" "sequester?" the pig responds "i hardly knew her. it's the porcupine over in the corner that you really need to be talking to. btw, this coca cola is flat. did you not clean the line this morning when you opened?"
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Re: sequester
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2013, 09:01:45 PM »
really looking forward to fsd's reply :D
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Re: sequester
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2013, 09:36:03 AM »
Dow shoots over 15.  this sequester is elite as hell.  Can we pull off a double sequester?
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Re: sequester
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2013, 09:42:42 AM »
Quote from: Limestone on May 03, 2013, 09:36:03 AM
Dow shoots over 15.  this sequester is elite as hell.  Can we pull off a double sequester?

Pharam is going effing nuts!
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Re: sequester
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2013, 09:50:45 AM »
If all sequesters are this good for the economy, I say we crank this thing up.
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Re: sequester
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2013, 11:03:52 AM »
Not sure why Obama doesn't want to take credit for it, I mean, it was his idea and congress ran with it. Seems to be working great.
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Re: sequester
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2013, 11:07:29 AM »
I feel like there is a good porkupine joke here but I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Re: sequester
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2013, 11:09:35 AM »
Quote from: wetwillie on May 03, 2013, 11:07:29 AM
I feel like there is a good porkupine joke here but I can't quite put my finger on it.

and then the copperhead said "oh man porcupine. i feel like there is a good joke here somewhere but i can't quite put my finger on it. oh yeah, i'm a snake and don't have any fingers. silly me."
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Re: sequester
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2013, 11:22:58 AM »
Quote from: rick daris on May 03, 2013, 11:09:35 AM
Quote from: wetwillie on May 03, 2013, 11:07:29 AM
I feel like there is a good porkupine joke here but I can't quite put my finger on it.

and then the copperhead said "oh man porcupine. i feel like there is a good joke here somewhere but i can't quite put my finger on it. oh yeah, i'm a snake and don't have any fingers. silly me."

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Re: sequester
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2013, 11:49:07 PM »
I haven't noticed any difference in anything in life.
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