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Title: Common Sense
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 25, 2013, 11:43:08 AM
I hear a lot of folks these days say "well that's just common sense". But sometimes its not, even though it should be.

So let's have a thread where we discuss things are common sense, and aren't common sense but should be.

One ground rule: Don't Joe Montgomery up this thread.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 25, 2013, 11:43:47 AM
Common Sense: You should tip at a restaurant

Not Common Sense but should be: You should tip at a coffee shop
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 25, 2013, 11:45:04 AM
Common Sense: Kansas is in America

Not Common Sense but Should be: Puerto Rico is an American Commonwealth
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on April 25, 2013, 11:47:11 AM
Common Sense: You should tip at a restaurant

Not Common Sense but should be: You should tip at a coffee shop

what if I just get a friggin cup of coffee?

Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 25, 2013, 11:48:21 AM
Common Sense: You should tip at a restaurant

Not Common Sense but should be: You should tip at a coffee shop

what if I just get a friggin cup of coffee?

Should be common sense to throw a dime or loose change in the tip jar.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on April 25, 2013, 11:56:13 AM
Common Sense: You should tip at a restaurant

Not Common Sense but should be: You should tip at a coffee shop

what if I just get a friggin cup of coffee?

Should be common sense to throw a dime or loose change in the tip jar.

Oh, that's a great way to show you're grateful, especially when I paid with a card.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: MeatSauce on April 25, 2013, 12:03:02 PM
Common Sense: You should tip at a restaurant

Not Common Sense but should be: You should tip at a coffee shop
what if you refill a mug and filled it yourself?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: waks on April 25, 2013, 12:05:47 PM
Common Sense: You should tip at a restaurant

Not Common Sense but should be: You should tip at a coffee shop

what if I just get a friggin cup of coffee?

Should be common sense to throw a dime or loose change in the tip jar.
You don't need to tip a barista unless they make a server's wage (below minimum wage) or you have some ridiculous drink that takes them unreasonably long to prepare.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: pissclams on April 25, 2013, 12:21:48 PM
Common Sense: You should tip at a restaurant

Not Common Sense but should be: You should tip at a coffee shop

what if I just get a friggin cup of coffee?

Should be common sense to throw a dime or loose change in the tip jar.

Oh, that's a great way to show you're grateful, especially when I paid with a card.

i show i'm grateful by saying thank you.  not that i'd ever drink coffee but if i had a crap genetic make up and was dependent upon such ritualistic and addictive things, that's what i would do, thank you.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: j rake on April 25, 2013, 12:37:18 PM
common sense: if you need a ride, call for one.

not common sense but should be: if you call for a ride, call ONLY once you've secured ready position. so, if you want a ride, and you want to be picked up at 6 (possibly at a spot), you damn well be at that spot at 6. if there's a chance - even the slightest chance - that you will not be at that spot at 6, then don't call until you've arrived at that spot. it stinks for you, since you want to be picked up precisely at 6, but this is a sacrifice you'll have to make. the person picking you up should not have to wait on you since they are ultimately doing YOU the favor.

real-life example: "hi, my plane just landed, come pick me up in 15 minutes!" umm, sorry, how about i come pick you up once you've made it through baggage claim and are at passenger pickup, that way i'm not stuck waiting an hour while your bags are slow getting off the plane.

Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 25, 2013, 01:44:15 PM
You cheapos who won't throw some pennies at a barista are proving my point. Its not common sense, but it should be.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: OK_Cat on April 25, 2013, 01:48:49 PM
You cheapos who won't throw some pennies at a barista are proving my point. Its not common sense, but it should be.

most people don't carry change, grandpa.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: j rake on April 25, 2013, 01:55:26 PM
You cheapos who won't throw some pennies at a barista are proving my point. Its not common sense, but it should be.

if you can't fold it, hold it.

don't EVER tip change.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 25, 2013, 01:56:04 PM
You cheapos who won't throw some pennies at a barista are proving my point. Its not common sense, but it should be.

if you can't fold it, hold it.

don't EVER tip change.

#ThingsPeopleSayInVegas
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Boom Roasted on April 25, 2013, 02:04:04 PM
You cheapos who won't throw some pennies at a barista are proving my point. Its not common sense, but it should be.

if you can't fold it, hold it.

don't EVER tip change.

#ThingsPeopleSayInVegas
Or strip clubs.  Had a buddy get slapped by a dancer because he threw quarters on the stage.

he deserved it
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: puniraptor on April 25, 2013, 04:58:13 PM
I will drop my change in a tip jar. I'm not going to leave change as a tip, though.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on April 25, 2013, 05:49:37 PM
tipping a rough ridin' coffee fetcher would be like tipping mcdonalds employees.  it's not common sense, and it shouldn't be common sense.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 25, 2013, 05:59:01 PM
The average drink a barista makes is far more difficult than the average drink a bartender makes. I mean, you tip when a guy pours a beer but not when a guy pours a cup of coffee?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on April 25, 2013, 06:01:49 PM
The average drink a barista makes is far more difficult than the average drink a bartender makes. I mean, you tip when a guy pours a beer but not when a guy pours a cup of coffee?

i don't drink beer or coffee, jake.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on April 25, 2013, 06:02:25 PM
common sense: dog is man's best friend

But they're animals, can't really be a friend.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Cire on April 25, 2013, 06:05:54 PM
Common Sense: You should tip at a restaurant

Not Common Sense but should be: You should tip at a coffee shop

what if I just get a friggin cup of coffee?

Should be common sense to throw a dime or loose change in the tip jar.
You don't need to tip a barista unless they make a server's wage (below minimum wage) or you have some ridiculous drink that takes them unreasonably long to prepare.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on April 25, 2013, 06:06:21 PM
common sense: dog is man's best friend

But they're animals, can't really be a friend.

true, they are part of the family  :D

 :babywillie:
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: 8manpick on April 25, 2013, 07:04:54 PM
The average drink a barista makes is far more difficult than the average drink a bartender makes. I mean, you tip when a guy pours a beer but not when a guy pours a cup of coffee?

Barttender : $2.50/hr
Barista:$(whatever minimum wage is)/hour

:dunno:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 25, 2013, 09:54:42 PM
The average drink a barista makes is far more difficult than the average drink a bartender makes. I mean, you tip when a guy pours a beer but not when a guy pours a cup of coffee?

Barttender : $2.50/hr
Barista:$(whatever minimum wage is)/hour

:dunno:

It's generally around $4.50 vs. $7.50. But also the bartender is going to make way more (easier) drinks per hour than a barista, but the barista has to spend way more average time on each on. I would imagine, you know, hypothetically speaking, the $3 per hour difference doesn't make up for the fact that your tip per drink and drink per hour are both less.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: FP TC etc. on April 25, 2013, 10:27:20 PM
Barista outed.
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: 8manpick on April 25, 2013, 10:29:32 PM
The average drink a barista makes is far more difficult than the average drink a bartender makes. I mean, you tip when a guy pours a beer but not when a guy pours a cup of coffee?

Barttender : $2.50/hr
Barista:$(whatever minimum wage is)/hour

:dunno:

It's generally around $4.50 vs. $7.50. But also the bartender is going to make way more (easier) drinks per hour than a barista, but the barista has to spend way more average time on each on. I would imagine, you know, hypothetically speaking, the $3 per hour difference doesn't make up for the fact that your tip per drink and drink per hour are both less.

Ease of making drinks aside, I'm comfortable with a bartender getting paid more than a barista.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on April 25, 2013, 10:31:19 PM
jake is almost bringing me around on this.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on April 25, 2013, 10:37:25 PM
people don't get tipped based on how much they make or how much work they do, dumbasses.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: HerrSonntag on April 25, 2013, 10:44:50 PM
people don't get tipped based on how much they make or how much work they do, dumbasses.
the whole point of tipping is to reward someone doing alot of work.    You have a server who is attentive and does their job well: tip.  You have a server who does nothing more than ask what you want and bring it to you: no/less tip.

I feel like when people don't understand this, the whole system breaks down.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on April 25, 2013, 11:01:17 PM
the whole point of tipping is to reward someone doing alot of work.    You have a server who is attentive and does their job well: tip.  You have a server who does nothing more than ask what you want and bring it to you: no/less tip.

that's not the point of tipping.  the point of tipping is try to make yourself feel good.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 26, 2013, 01:38:07 AM
The average drink a barista makes is far more difficult than the average drink a bartender makes. I mean, you tip when a guy pours a beer but not when a guy pours a cup of coffee?

Barttender : $2.50/hr
Barista:$(whatever minimum wage is)/hour

:dunno:

It's generally around $4.50 vs. $7.50. But also the bartender is going to make way more (easier) drinks per hour than a barista, but the barista has to spend way more average time on each on. I would imagine, you know, hypothetically speaking, the $3 per hour difference doesn't make up for the fact that your tip per drink and drink per hour are both less.

Ease of making drinks aside, I'm comfortable with a bartender getting paid more than a barista.

How come?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: jtksu on April 26, 2013, 01:45:26 AM
Common Sense: You should tip at a restaurant

Not Common Sense but should be: You should tip at a coffee shop

what if I just get a friggin cup of coffee?

Should be common sense to throw a dime or loose change in the tip jar.

A dime seems more like an insult than a tip.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: waks on May 01, 2013, 03:36:34 AM
Common Sense: You should tip at a restaurant

Not Common Sense but should be: You should tip at a coffee shop

what if I just get a friggin cup of coffee?

Should be common sense to throw a dime or loose change in the tip jar.

A dime seems more like an insult than a tip.
That's because it is.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on May 01, 2013, 08:16:25 AM
what is a vegetable should be.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Fldermaus on May 01, 2013, 09:38:32 AM
The average drink a barista makes is far more difficult than the average drink a bartender makes. I mean, you tip when a guy pours a beer but not when a guy pours a cup of coffee?

Barttender : $2.50/hr
Barista:$(whatever minimum wage is)/hour

:dunno:

It's generally around $4.50 vs. $7.50. But also the bartender is going to make way more (easier) drinks per hour than a barista, but the barista has to spend way more average time on each on. I would imagine, you know, hypothetically speaking, the $3 per hour difference doesn't make up for the fact that your tip per drink and drink per hour are both less.

Ease of making drinks aside, I'm comfortable with a bartender getting paid more than a barista.

How come?

Baristas don't have to put up with annoying drunk people.  Also, never had to elbow my way up to the barista & tip with hope she gets to me quicker the next time.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Testy Westy on May 01, 2013, 10:33:14 AM
This might be the worst debate of all time.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: DQ12 on May 01, 2013, 10:37:04 AM
Plus a lot of bartenders have giant andersens!

yowza!
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Rams on May 03, 2013, 01:54:42 PM
the whole point of tipping is to reward someone doing alot of work.    You have a server who is attentive and does their job well: tip.  You have a server who does nothing more than ask what you want and bring it to you: no/less tip.

that's not the point of tipping.  the point of tipping is try to make yourself feel good.

sys you have to be the most cynical person on the rough ridin' planet. don't ever change.

also you're dead wrong on this.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: OK_Cat on May 03, 2013, 02:01:30 PM
sys is pretty right about this.  tipping is silly.  there are no guidelines for it.  what you might think is great service, i might think is shitty service.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Brock Landers on May 03, 2013, 02:11:31 PM
Very disappointed, thought this thread was about my favorite Thomas Paine pamphlet.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 03, 2013, 02:21:39 PM
If it's such a big deal the barista can just get a job as a bartender. 
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Rams on May 03, 2013, 02:29:47 PM
sys is pretty right about this.  tipping is silly.  there are no guidelines for it.  what you might think is great service, i might think is shitty service.

there are absolutely guidelines for it and if you think service is shitty then don't tip well and if I think it's great I'll tip accordingly, mkay?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 03, 2013, 02:36:31 PM
Anyone gone out to eat with Euro colleagues and they're paying?  Oh man, super awkward.  They tip like 5% no matter what.  Also they have no clue what good/bad service is. 
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 03, 2013, 02:41:26 PM
Anyone gone out to eat with Euro colleagues and they're paying?  Oh man, super awkward.  They tip like 5% no matter what.  Also they have no clue what good/bad service is.

I'm sure every place they go is good service compared to what they get in the motherland.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 03, 2013, 02:43:25 PM
Anyone gone out to eat with Euro colleagues and they're paying?  Oh man, super awkward.  They tip like 5% no matter what.  Also they have no clue what good/bad service is.

I'm sure every place they go is good service compared to what they get in the motherland.

Very true, but they are oblivious to it.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 03, 2013, 02:45:07 PM
Emo, when you go out to eat with your Euro colleagues in Europe, do they tip at all? Maybe they just don't know that 15% is standard in the USA, but they know they are expected to tip, so they just put a few dollars on the table.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 03, 2013, 02:51:31 PM
I think they tip 5% back home, too, maybe a little less.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: jtksu on May 03, 2013, 04:39:37 PM
I think they tip 5% back home, too, maybe a little less.

Depends on the country. Some automatically add it to bills, some don't. Regardless, 20% is pretty much unheard because the servers/bartenders make more per hour and some countries even have them on salary with legit benefits. (At least I know Ireland does.)

http://www.cntraveler.com/travel-tips/travel-etiquette/2008/12/Etiquette-101-Tipping-Guide
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on May 03, 2013, 04:51:50 PM
Common sense: if you walk up (or down) escalators, you get to your destination super fast. What really happens his everyone just stands there like an idiot.

Common sense just isn't too common these days!
Title: Common Sense
Post by: puniraptor on May 03, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
Common sense: if you walk up (or down) escalators, you get to your destination super fast. What really happens his everyone just stands there like an idiot.

Common sense just isn't too common these days!


Same with moving sidewalks in airports :chainsaw:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: wetwillie on May 03, 2013, 05:29:12 PM
Common sense: if you walk up (or down) escalators, you get to your destination super fast. What really happens his everyone just stands there like an idiot.

Common sense just isn't too common these days!


Same with moving sidewalks in airports :chainsaw:

I ran someone over on the moving walkway going into the Excalibur, people just don't get it.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on May 03, 2013, 05:32:50 PM
Common sense: if you walk up (or down) escalators, you get to your destination super fast. What really happens his everyone just stands there like an idiot.

Common sense just isn't too common these days!


Same with moving sidewalks in airports :chainsaw:

At least on those they tell you to stand on the right.
Title: Common Sense
Post by: puniraptor on May 03, 2013, 05:37:01 PM
Common sense: if you walk up (or down) escalators, you get to your destination super fast. What really happens his everyone just stands there like an idiot.

Common sense just isn't too common these days!


Same with moving sidewalks in airports :chainsaw:

At least on those they tell you to stand on the right.

So they stand on the right and park their gigantic suitcase on the left.  COMMON SENSE, PEOPLE!
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: jtksu on May 03, 2013, 05:55:14 PM
Common sense: if you walk up (or down) escalators, you get to your destination super fast. What really happens his everyone just stands there like an idiot.

Common sense just isn't too common these days!


Same with moving sidewalks in airports :chainsaw:

I ran someone over on the moving walkway going into the Excalibur, people just don't get it.

I trampled a bunch of people in Houston. crap was like the running of the bulls.
Title: Common Sense
Post by: puniraptor on May 03, 2013, 05:57:44 PM
Common sense: sweet potatoes.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Bloodfart on May 03, 2013, 09:39:56 PM
Don't give honey to babies.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: slobber on May 03, 2013, 09:45:15 PM
Anyone gone out to eat with Euro colleagues and they're paying?  Oh man, super awkward.  They tip like 5% no matter what.  Also they have no clue what good/bad service is.

I'm sure every place they go is good service compared to what they get in the motherland.

Very true, but they are oblivious to it.
One Euro boss used to hand me the ticket and ask me how much he should tip. The other Euro boss I had took care of it quite well without any help. I will tell you that these were both exceptions. Several others Euro colleagues were completely oblivious.
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on May 04, 2013, 01:33:01 AM
sys you have to be the most cynical person on the rough ridin' planet. don't ever change.

also you're dead wrong on this.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/06/24/137346289/why-we-tip
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on May 04, 2013, 01:34:57 AM
I'm sure every place they go is good service compared to what they get in the motherland.

i've received service that is comparable or better in countries with no tipping or much lower levels of tipping as compared to the united states.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 04, 2013, 09:54:43 PM
I'm sure every place they go is good service compared to what they get in the motherland.

i've received service that is comparable or better in countries with no tipping or much lower levels of tipping as compared to the united states.

In my experience, that is the exception rather than the rule.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on May 04, 2013, 09:57:17 PM
In my experience, that is the exception rather than the rule.

i lived outside the us for like five years, that's a hell of an exception.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 06, 2013, 08:21:26 AM
In my experience, that is the exception rather than the rule.

i lived outside the us for like five years, that's a hell of an exception.

But not western Europe right?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2013, 08:23:03 AM
in the UK and France they have the tip line on the credit card things. that may be a credit card thing and not a UK/France thing though.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 06, 2013, 08:24:04 AM
Can you sign for credit card purchases in UK or France?  Or do they make you use a PIN?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2013, 08:26:54 AM
Can you sign for credit card purchases in UK or France?  Or do they make you use a PIN?

you sign for them. they bring the machine to your table and then hand you the machine to punch in your tip and then it spits out your receipt to sign. part of the agreement with the credit card companies is they have to accept any Visa/Amex/Etc. card and can't require the chip and pin type only. the only time it will be a problem is with self service machines.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 06, 2013, 08:31:28 AM
There are like 5 million idiots in some other undisclosed country that don't think like that sd.  :flush: 
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 06, 2013, 08:34:19 AM
http://www.ricksteves.com/plan/tips/eurotips.htm (http://www.ricksteves.com/plan/tips/eurotips.htm)
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 06, 2013, 11:23:58 AM
I always just let Gooch pay for anything that might require a tip while we are on vacation so I don't have to figure all this out.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on May 14, 2013, 05:08:37 PM
Why do people flush toilets before peeing in them? Does their body waste have to land in fresh water?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 14, 2013, 05:22:50 PM
Why do people flush toilets before peeing in them? Does their body waste have to land in fresh water?

I don't like looking at, splattering or even the off chance I may inhale someone else's waste.  And water is unlimited.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on May 14, 2013, 05:25:58 PM
Why do people flush toilets before peeing in them? Does their body waste have to land in fresh water?

I don't like looking at, splattering or even the off chance I may inhale someone else's waste.  And water is unlimited.

Summed up pretty well.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on May 14, 2013, 05:27:26 PM
Why do people flush toilets before peeing in them? Does their body waste have to land in fresh water?

I don't like looking at, splattering or even the off chance I may inhale someone else's waste.  And water is unlimited.

People do this for clean urinals.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on May 14, 2013, 06:20:42 PM
People do this for clean urinals.

limestone got it, they're managing their splatter risk.
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on May 14, 2013, 06:22:11 PM
People do this for clean urinals.
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on May 14, 2013, 06:30:17 PM
People do this for clean urinals.

how do they know it's clean if they don't flush it themselves?  you can't always see filth, michigancat.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on May 14, 2013, 06:47:08 PM
People do this for clean urinals.

how do they know it's clean if they don't flush it themselves?  you can't always see filth, michigancat.

odor? But this thread is about lacking common sense. I think being ok with your own urine splattering you but not someone else is a lack of common sense. Your own urine is equally disgusting
Title: Re: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on May 14, 2013, 06:49:01 PM
odor? But this thread is about lacking common sense. I think being ok with your own urine splattering you but not someone else is a lack of common sense. Your own urine is equally disgusting

your risk goes from unknown to zero.  no other human in the world agrees with you that their own filth is as disgusting as the filth of other people.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on May 14, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
odor? But this thread is about lacking common sense. I think being ok with your own urine splattering you but not someone else is a lack of common sense. Your own urine is equally disgusting

your risk goes from unknown to zero.  no other human in the world agrees with you that their own filth is as disgusting as the filth of other people.

your risk of what is zero?

humans lack common sense, that's the point.
Title: Common Sense
Post by: steve dave on May 14, 2013, 07:03:30 PM
Flush it twice, why not?
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on May 14, 2013, 07:06:43 PM
your risk of what is zero?

the risk of splattering up existing urine.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: CHONGS on May 14, 2013, 07:07:50 PM
are we talking urinals or toilets?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on May 14, 2013, 07:23:16 PM
are we talking urinals or toilets?

applies to both
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: jtksu on May 14, 2013, 08:39:34 PM
I just went and flushed my toilet a couple times, purely out of spite.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Rams on May 14, 2013, 08:55:55 PM
my noise machine broke so I'm gonna sleep with the shower on tonight...again. :dunno:
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on May 14, 2013, 09:04:40 PM
I just went and flushed my toilet a couple times, purely out of spite.

my noise machine broke so I'm gonna sleep with the shower on tonight...again. :dunno:

Ha! Pretty good burns, you guys!
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Cire on May 14, 2013, 09:38:06 PM
I don't know if it goes here but i don't get the one hand on the wall pose when urinating
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: jtksu on May 14, 2013, 09:40:16 PM
I don't know if it goes here but i don't get the one hand on the wall pose when urinating

I try to touch as few things as possible in a restroom.
Title: Common Sense
Post by: pissclams on May 14, 2013, 09:40:50 PM
I don't know if it goes here but i don't get the one hand on the wall pose when urinating
I have a guy at work that does this while spreading his legs apart as if he was getting frisked.  very odd
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: wetwillie on May 14, 2013, 10:13:43 PM
What about avoid the urinal guy that elects to piss in the stall with the door closed? Catches me off guard more than anything.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on May 14, 2013, 10:22:05 PM
I don't know if it goes here but i don't get the one hand on the wall pose when urinating
I have a guy at work that does this while spreading his legs apart as if he was getting frisked.  very odd

Do this at home a lot, but not in public.  Especially when boozed up
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Shacks on May 14, 2013, 10:23:10 PM
Common sense: when there are a ton of empty urinals, there is no need to use a urinal right next to someone else
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: bones129 on May 14, 2013, 10:38:13 PM
Flush it twice, why not?

Thrice to be sure?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on May 14, 2013, 10:40:27 PM
The more you try to take away or limit something, the more people want to buy it, use it, and abuse.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on May 14, 2013, 10:40:47 PM
Remember that guy who said he turned the shower off while he soaped up to save water?

What a rough ridin' rube  :lol:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: OK_Cat on May 15, 2013, 01:53:23 PM
what are your thoughts on peeing in the shower?

Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Brock Landers on May 15, 2013, 02:59:07 PM
You mean instead of the toilet or while taking a shower?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: OK_Cat on May 15, 2013, 03:03:43 PM
You mean instead of the toilet or while taking a shower?

while taking a shower.

going to gauge everyone's opinion before making an announcement on my opinion.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Brock Landers on May 15, 2013, 03:09:25 PM
You mean instead of the toilet or while taking a shower?

while taking a shower.

going to gauge everyone's opinion before making an announcement on my opinion.

LOL I knew what you meant.  I am going to come right out and announce my shower peeing opinion right away without waiting for other opinions:  I'm all for it.  Mainly because once I get in the shower there's no reason to get out just to pee.  And another thing:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.easymemes.com%2Fuploads%2Fmemes%2F46524_DsZtdNfpQhfIQgt.jpg&hash=e7cc11ad0861376742fae072d1c4acc4770f6210)
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 15, 2013, 03:10:16 PM
Peeing in the shower is pretty gross, imo.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: CNS on May 15, 2013, 03:16:01 PM
Agreed on it being gross.

Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: puniraptor on May 15, 2013, 03:24:43 PM
I say eff it. It's not like i'm going to be eating off the floor of the anyhow.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: puniraptor on May 15, 2013, 03:27:02 PM
And then it gets washed away by soap and an infinity stream of clean water. Synergy.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: OK_Cat on May 15, 2013, 03:27:04 PM
yeah, you're rough ridin' gross, brock landers
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Brock Landers on May 15, 2013, 03:41:47 PM
Yeah says the guy who brought it up first and said he was going to wait to see how others felt before revealing his opinion.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: kslim on May 15, 2013, 03:43:53 PM
i pee in the shower, but the catch is i wont do it while in the shower. morning boners and after sex make it hard to aim sometimes
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Unruly on May 15, 2013, 03:55:33 PM
well if you guys thing peeing in the shower is gross we won't even talk about those who take a dump in the shower.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on May 15, 2013, 04:18:00 PM
peeing in the shower?

for it.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: waks on May 15, 2013, 04:44:41 PM
My toilet is right next to my shower so I can just aim from the shower to the toilet.  :gocho:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 15, 2013, 04:45:52 PM
My toilet is right next to my shower so I can just aim from the shower to the toilet.  :gocho:

That's worse than just peeing in the shower.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: waks on May 15, 2013, 04:47:48 PM
My toilet is right next to my shower so I can just aim from the shower to the toilet.  :gocho:

That's worse than just peeing in the shower.
Somebody's jealous.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: puniraptor on May 15, 2013, 05:00:14 PM
good thing fresh urine is practically sterile, or someone might post about this in the germs thread.

your shower is cleaner (from a germs standpoint, not a piss standpoint) after you hose it down (with ur hose)
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: jtksu on May 15, 2013, 10:57:22 PM
You mean instead of the toilet or while taking a shower?

while taking a shower.

going to gauge everyone's opinion before making an announcement on my opinion.

Being a contrarian must be exhausting.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on May 15, 2013, 10:57:47 PM
I have no problem peeing in the shower. Nomads drink the stuff.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 24, 2013, 12:56:39 AM
Wait, do people not pee in the shower?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 08:56:55 AM
Why would you get out of the shower, towel off (now your towel is wet for when you get done with your shower) or else get your bathroom and toilet all wet, just to avoid peeing in the shower which already probably has grosser things in it?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 09:57:07 AM
never known a female to pee in the shower  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Institutional Control on May 24, 2013, 09:58:08 AM
never known a female to admit to peeing in the shower  :sdeek:

FYP
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 10:07:10 AM
What does it matter if it is a female or male peeing in the shower? Same thing applies, only more so. I'd have to sit on the toilet seat and get it all wet if I got out of the shower.
Saves toilet paper if I pee in the shower too.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 10:12:33 AM
i've never known a female to pee into a toilet standing up either, and for similar reasons
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 10:18:49 AM
Well to pee standing up at a toilet, I'd need to straddle the toilet which would be kind of awkward. But if I am in a shower then I just stand over the drain...or just let the shower water carry the urine to the drain. It is not that complicated.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 10:19:58 AM
i've never known a female to pee into a toilet standing up either, and for similar reasons

Have you asked all the females you know? Maybe they just aren't telling you about it in normal conversation.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: CHONGS on May 24, 2013, 10:22:19 AM
Not too many females hanging out in the basement.   Maybe mocat should ask his x-box (closest thing he has to a gf probably).
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 10:28:16 AM
Well to pee standing up at a toilet, I'd need to straddle the toilet which would be kind of awkward. But if I am in a shower then I just stand over the drain...or just let the shower water carry the urine to the drain. It is not that complicated.

 :barf:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 10:33:52 AM
let's just move on. i think we should just move on.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 10:38:00 AM
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 10:46:36 AM
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mr Bread on May 24, 2013, 11:22:44 AM
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.

Penises are precision instruments.  Like a piss rifle.  "Oh, you want me to pee on that specific spot and no where else, no problem, no problem at all. :thumbs:"  Vaginas are like piss landmines.  "It's everywhere! My god it's on her leg!! :runaway:"  What a catastrophe those things are. 
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 11:24:35 AM
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.

Penises are precision instruments.  Like a piss rifle.  "Oh, you want me to pee on that specific spot and no where else, no problem, no problem at all. :thumbs:"  Vaginas are like piss landmines.  "It's everywhere! My god it's on her leg!! :runaway:"  What a catastrophe those things are.

 :facepalm:
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/women-dont-pee-out-of-their-vaginas-and-other-things-you-might-not-know-2460876.html
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mr Bread on May 24, 2013, 11:28:45 AM
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.

Penises are precision instruments.  Like a piss rifle.  "Oh, you want me to pee on that specific spot and no where else, no problem, no problem at all. :thumbs:"  Vaginas are like piss landmines.  "It's everywhere! My god it's on her leg!! :runaway:"  What a catastrophe those things are.

 :facepalm:
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/women-dont-pee-out-of-their-vaginas-and-other-things-you-might-not-know-2460876.html

You don't consider your urethra to be part of your vagina setup?  I'd have to respectfully disagree.  If it isn't then neither is the clitoris and then you're just talking crazy.  Mostly you're just proving the point though.  What a train wreck that is. 
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 11:33:11 AM
Mrs. Gooch is trying to fit in here, guys. Just let her pee all over her legs and stuff because it's ok because she's in the shower. T's & P's, Gooch
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 24, 2013, 11:51:50 AM
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.

Penises are precision instruments.  Like a piss rifle.  "Oh, you want me to pee on that specific spot and no where else, no problem, no problem at all. :thumbs:"  Vaginas are like piss landmines.  "It's everywhere! My god it's on her leg!! :runaway:"  What a catastrophe those things are.

 :facepalm:
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/women-dont-pee-out-of-their-vaginas-and-other-things-you-might-not-know-2460876.html

virus! do not click!
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on May 24, 2013, 12:47:33 PM
I've seen a girl pee in the shower  :dunno:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 12:49:01 PM
I've seen a girl pee in the shower  :dunno:

I'm sure she didn't pee all over her legs either. And I'm double sure the pee didn't come out of her vagina.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Boom Roasted on May 24, 2013, 01:13:13 PM
I've seen a girl pee in the shower  :dunno:

I'm sure she didn't pee all over her legs either. And I'm double sure the pee didn't come out of her vagina.
Seen both all over her legs and not all over her legs personally.  And I pee in the shower because my shower drain literally goes right to the same pipe as the toilet so who cares?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 24, 2013, 01:15:39 PM
I've seen a girl pee in the shower  :dunno:

I'm sure she didn't pee all over her legs either. And I'm double sure the pee didn't come out of her vagina.

DOUBLE rough ridin' NEWS FLASH
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mr Bread on May 24, 2013, 01:17:59 PM
I've seen a girl pee in the shower  :dunno:

I'm sorry to hear that seven.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 01:29:10 PM
LOL at the fact that you guys think it is perfectly ok for a guy to pee in the shower but not a girl.

Yup...penises are better.

Penises are precision instruments.  Like a piss rifle.  "Oh, you want me to pee on that specific spot and no where else, no problem, no problem at all. :thumbs:"  Vaginas are like piss landmines.  "It's everywhere! My god it's on her leg!! :runaway:"  What a catastrophe those things are.

 :facepalm:
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/women-dont-pee-out-of-their-vaginas-and-other-things-you-might-not-know-2460876.html

You don't consider your urethra to be part of your vagina setup?  I'd have to respectfully disagree.  If it isn't then neither is the clitoris and then you're just talking crazy.  Mostly you're just proving the point though.  What a train wreck that is.

Who do you think is more of an authority on this subject? You or someone who actually has a vagina?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 01:41:39 PM
I'm really sorry that I caused this thread to take such a drastic turn.

Now that we've established that some posters here know nothing about female genitalia, let's get back to other common sense issues.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mr Bread on May 24, 2013, 01:42:04 PM
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt. 
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 01:46:03 PM
The old adage goes: "two in the pink one in the stink."  The thumb can be used as a "juicer"...what do I do with the urethra?  This is earth shattering and changes my very perception of the world.  I'll hang up and listen off-air.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 01:53:09 PM
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Possible standardized test question:

Urethra is to vagina as:
A) Anus is to butt
B) Junk is to trunk
C) Bag is to tea
D) Arm is to leg
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 01:54:44 PM
This is great stuff.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 01:57:05 PM
The old adage goes: "two in the pink one in the stink."  The thumb can be used as a "juicer"...what do I do with the urethra?  This is earth shattering and changes my very perception of the world.  I'll hang up and listen off-air.

Ewww! That how UTI's are caused (that's Urinary Tract Infection for those you you who are not medically savvy).
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 02:01:30 PM
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

Yeah pretty sure if we were Venn diagramming, we would have a large circle titled "vagina" and a smaller circle titled "urethra" and it would be inside the "vagina" circle. Yeah i rough ridin' know you don't pee out of your baby slash penis door, Mrs. Gooch. gmafb here. and don't give me this crap about you knowing more because you have one. who spends more time with their face half an inch away from one? yeah.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 24, 2013, 02:03:19 PM
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

Yeah pretty sure if we were Venn diagramming, we would have a large circle titled "vagina" and a smaller circle titled "urethra" and it would be inside the "vagina" circle. Yeah i rough ridin' know you don't pee out of your baby slash penis door, Mrs. Gooch. gmafb here. and don't give me this crap about you knowing more because you have one. who spends more time with their face half an inch away from one? yeah.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 02:05:08 PM
I think it's possible that you guys just don't know the proper terminology because you were brought up talking about a girl's "naughty parts" as a whole.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 24, 2013, 02:06:03 PM
I kept wondering why this thread was getting bumped and now I'm so happy I checked out this last page. :lol:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 24, 2013, 02:08:09 PM
I kept wondering why this thread was getting bumped and now I'm so happy I checked out this last page. :lol:

That's the exact opposite of how I feel.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 24, 2013, 02:14:20 PM
i dont like calling lady parts by their proper names because they make me giggle.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 02:21:30 PM
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

Yeah pretty sure if we were Venn diagramming, we would have a large circle titled "vagina" and a smaller circle titled "urethra" and it would be inside the "vagina" circle. Yeah i rough ridin' know you don't pee out of your baby slash penis door, Mrs. Gooch. gmafb here. and don't give me this crap about you knowing more because you have one. who spends more time with their face half an inch away from one? yeah.

Really? Do you know what it feels like to have a penis in your vagina and then you can feel that the place that the penis is located is not the place where urine comes out?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 24, 2013, 02:22:23 PM
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

Yeah pretty sure if we were Venn diagramming, we would have a large circle titled "vagina" and a smaller circle titled "urethra" and it would be inside the "vagina" circle. Yeah i rough ridin' know you don't pee out of your baby slash penis door, Mrs. Gooch. gmafb here. and don't give me this crap about you knowing more because you have one. who spends more time with their face half an inch away from one? yeah.

Really? Do you know what it feels like to have a penis in your vagina and then you can feel that the place that the penis is located is not the place where urine comes out?

lol no
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 02:27:39 PM
That's like saying your anus isn't part of your butt.

Yeah pretty sure if we were Venn diagramming, we would have a large circle titled "vagina" and a smaller circle titled "urethra" and it would be inside the "vagina" circle. Yeah i rough ridin' know you don't pee out of your baby slash penis door, Mrs. Gooch. gmafb here. and don't give me this crap about you knowing more because you have one. who spends more time with their face half an inch away from one? yeah.

Really? Do you know what it feels like to have a penis in your vagina and then you can feel that the place that the penis is located is not the place where urine comes out?

This is exactly my point when I said..."Yup, penises are better."  I only have to worry about stuff coming out of where I pee, not going into it.  #Logistics
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 24, 2013, 02:29:12 PM
 :horrorsurprise: :lol:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mr Bread on May 24, 2013, 02:29:49 PM
 :clac:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 24, 2013, 02:30:57 PM
Now I don't feel so bad for always skipping Sex Ed in middle school. I'm learning all I need to know right here!
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 02:34:06 PM
And eff you assholes for making my talk about penises inside of vaginas on a family blog while BBSing from my work computer.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 02:35:35 PM
And eff you assholes for making my talk about penises inside of vaginas on a family blog while BBSing from my work computer.

This is worthy of a raise in my clinical opinion.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: DQ12 on May 24, 2013, 02:52:00 PM
Mods can we clean some of this filth up?  Or at least put a word filter on Mrs Gooch?
Title: Common Sense
Post by: puniraptor on May 24, 2013, 03:18:19 PM
I guess we learned that female anatomy defies common sense :ck:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: bones129 on May 24, 2013, 03:20:13 PM

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Bloodfart on May 24, 2013, 03:35:59 PM
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: slobber on May 24, 2013, 03:45:47 PM
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.
I am an authority on alcohol, and I say Mrs. Gooch is 2/3 of the way through the bottle.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 03:49:20 PM
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.

She said it's not possible to feel a penis inside of a vagina?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Tobias on May 24, 2013, 03:54:42 PM
:users:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 04:05:56 PM
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.

She said it's not possible to feel a penis inside of a vagina?

what does that have to do with the price of pee in china?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Bloodfart on May 24, 2013, 04:07:04 PM
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.

She said it's not possible to feel a penis inside of a vagina?

That's beside the point.  You are saying you (as a female) can pee standing straight up without any dribbles.  I'm going to have to call shenanigans on this one.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Kat Kid on May 24, 2013, 04:11:41 PM
Mrs. Bf is a MD and says Mrs. Gooch is full of crap.

She said it's not possible to feel a penis inside of a vagina?

That's beside the point.  You are saying you (as a female) can pee standing straight up without any dribbles.  I'm going to have to call shenanigans on this one.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Bloodfart on May 24, 2013, 04:15:24 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: CNS on May 24, 2013, 04:16:47 PM
I like how BF has been a SAHD one day now and Shenanigans has already replaced Bullshit.

Change is scary.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 24, 2013, 04:17:56 PM
mods please change the name of this thread
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 04:18:55 PM
Gooch is going to be so mad at us you guys  :frown:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 24, 2013, 04:22:00 PM
I'd never talk penises/vaginas with another man's wife
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 04:27:55 PM
Gooch is going to be so mad at us you guys  :frown:

Do you really think this is worse than all the dick pics I received?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on May 24, 2013, 07:48:36 PM
I'd never talk penises/vaginas with another man's wife

Quite the opposite for me.   I enjoy it.
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: 8manpick on May 24, 2013, 07:50:38 PM
I'd never talk penises/vaginas with another man's wife

Quite the opposite for me.   I enjoy it.

Gooch is gonna kick your home wrecking ass, seven.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on May 24, 2013, 08:29:24 PM
just talking anatomy here guys, not everything is sexual.  head to GPC if you can't talk about penises and vaginas like an adult.
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 08:49:02 PM
just talking anatomy here guys, not everything is sexual.  head to GPC if you can't talk about penises and vaginas like an adult.

Agreed. And just because Mrs Gooch thinks carpet bombing is just as effective as laser guided smart bombs doesn't mean we can't get along like buds
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Rams on May 24, 2013, 09:22:53 PM
mrs. gooch just gained some serious cred in my book.  I don't care how big her feet are.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: bones129 on May 25, 2013, 12:59:00 AM

Mrs. Gooch is a hall-of-famer in my book.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: jtksu on May 25, 2013, 01:08:12 AM
Well to pee standing up at a toilet, I'd need to straddle the toilet which would be kind of awkward. But if I am in a shower then I just stand over the drain...or just let the shower water carry the urine to the drain. It is not that complicated.

You dirty, dirty whore.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: HerrSonntag on May 25, 2013, 04:32:25 AM
I've never understood the taboo with peeing in the shower, its essentially the same thing as a toilet.  What washes off your skin is much fouler than any urine a normal person could produce.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: OK_Cat on May 25, 2013, 09:21:17 AM
when i died in the tornado, jesus or whatever said that mrs gooch is correct on the anatomy thing

also, wtf you guys
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: jtksu on May 25, 2013, 10:25:08 AM
Gooch is going to be so mad at us you guys  :frown:

Do you really think this is worse than all the dick pics I received?

I'm gonna need some elaboration on this post, please.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 25, 2013, 10:27:46 AM
when i died in the tornado, jesus or whatever said that mrs gooch is correct on the anatomy thing

also, wtf you guys
You rose days later like Jesus.   :horrorsurprise: Also, please post video of you finding your pets underneath the rubble after you thought they were dead.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 25, 2013, 10:32:52 AM
What the hell happened to the Thomas Payne discussion thread?   :sdeek:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 25, 2013, 11:07:53 AM
Gooch is going to be so mad at us you guys  :frown:

Do you really think this is worse than all the dick pics I received?

I'm gonna need some elaboration on this post, please.

Check the dating thread, gym thread, I Never thread.
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 25, 2013, 11:36:25 AM
Agreed. And just because Mrs Gooch thinks carpet bombing is just as effective as laser guided smart bombs doesn't mean we can't get along like buds

Have you ever seen Independence Day where that alien ship is hovering directly over the White House and then sends a precision laser beam directly down to hit the White House? It's more like that.
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: jtksu on May 25, 2013, 08:18:38 PM
Agreed. And just because Mrs Gooch thinks carpet bombing is just as effective as laser guided smart bombs doesn't mean we can't get along like buds

Have you ever seen Independence Day where that alien ship is hovering directly over the White House and then sends a precision laser beam directly down to hit the White House? It's more like that.

Do you get a lot of bladder infections?
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on June 13, 2013, 10:01:14 PM
At my current company, we have regular meetings that have not once required people to take notes - just informal info sessions. But people ALWAYS bring a notepad and pen. I finally broke down and started bringing paper just so I don't look disinterested.
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: mocat on June 13, 2013, 10:08:34 PM
At my current company, we have regular meetings that have not once required people to take notes - just informal info sessions. But people ALWAYS bring a notepad and pen. I finally broke down and started bringing paper just so I don't look disinterested.

Oh yes, this is a good one.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 14, 2013, 11:03:42 AM
That's why I carry an ipad everywhere. It's in one of those Zagg things.  Also I can bbs during meetings.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on June 14, 2013, 11:04:40 AM
That's why I carry an ipad everywhere. It's in one of those Zagg things.  Also I can bbs during meetings.

yeah, I generally put "to do's" on my phone. But it looks bad.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on June 14, 2013, 01:17:38 PM
Related -

I'll often go to meetings with coworkers two floors below us. They always take the elevators, and I just join in because I don't want to seem like a dick to them. :blank:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 14, 2013, 01:29:02 PM
That's why I carry an ipad everywhere. It's in one of those Zagg things.  Also I can bbs during meetings.
Yup, i'm doing this right now, but they think i'm taking notes.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on June 14, 2013, 01:29:37 PM
That's why I carry an ipad everywhere. It's in one of those Zagg things.  Also I can bbs during meetings.
Yup, i'm doing this right now, but they think i'm taking notes.

good thing you're anonymous now
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 14, 2013, 01:31:44 PM
That's why I carry an ipad everywhere. It's in one of those Zagg things.  Also I can bbs during meetings.
Yup, i'm doing this right now, but they think i'm taking notes.

good thing you're anonymous now
:thumbs: Even if it was meant sarcastically. :D
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: michigancat on June 14, 2013, 02:30:03 PM
I think announcing you picked up on sarcasm qualifies as a wackycat brag
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 14, 2013, 02:32:31 PM
 :curse:
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: sys on June 15, 2013, 10:58:09 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22846846
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: Winters on June 22, 2013, 09:16:48 PM
Agreed. And just because Mrs Gooch thinks carpet bombing is just as effective as laser guided smart bombs doesn't mean we can't get along like buds

Have you ever seen Independence Day where that alien ship is hovering directly over the White House and then sends a precision laser beam directly down to hit the White House? It's more like that.
What if extra-terrestrials think our movies are real and they're just waiting for Will Smith to die before they invade?
Title: Re: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on June 22, 2013, 09:56:37 PM
Agreed. And just because Mrs Gooch thinks carpet bombing is just as effective as laser guided smart bombs doesn't mean we can't get along like buds

Have you ever seen Independence Day where that alien ship is hovering directly over the White House and then sends a precision laser beam directly down to hit the White House? It's more like that.
What if extra-terrestrials think our movies are real and they're just waiting for Will Smith to die before they invade?

they are making an ID4-2 and ID4-3, so we're safe.
Title: Re: Common Sense
Post by: star seed 7 on June 22, 2013, 10:00:16 PM
and by safe, i mean safe for until jaden smith dies.