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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: pissclams on April 22, 2013, 10:34:10 AM
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the "air" apparent
jake football
qb master
the general
spiral delivery system.com
what do you guys got? :confused:
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Do we want to spend serious goEMAW time coming up with a nicname for our backup QB? :dunno:
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Jake "tall enough to ride the rides at Six Flags" Waters
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spiraldeliversystem.com has to be one word with no breaks for it to actually work on the internet
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Can highstep?
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boner_cat13
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frank cushman
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spiraldeliversystem.com has to be one word with no breaks for it to actually work on the internet
i was wondering about that but maybe we can petition the ncaa to make it work with the spaces (i bet that they do it for jake)
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Skipper
The Mariner
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Someday ole Jake Waters is going to be telling his kids how he scored 4 TD's in one game at some Iowa-y CC.
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The Deacon
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg199.imageshack.us%2Fimg199%2F2844%2Fwatersworld.png&hash=7d50b618967be07e336de881712d8b78cc5cc6bb)
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oh man. i wonder if we can petition the ncaa to allow us to print that graphic across the front (parking lot facing) side of the new WSC. full size.
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Jake the Snake Waters
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Do we want to spend serious goEMAW time coming up with a nicname for our backup QB? :dunno:
Since the advent of the forward pass, the backup QB has always been the most popular player on any given team... So, why not?
:bill:
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Change his last name to Roberts. Could call him "The Gambler" if "The Snake" is played out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9clRpVbYZw8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9clRpVbYZw8)
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The Salamander
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JAKE don't go chasing WATERfallS
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Jake "Not Pullen" Waters
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Jake the Snake Waters
the worst one yet
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Jake the Snake Waters
the worst one yet
most original by far
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jake football
Jakey Football
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Big Jake who Bakes Touchdown Cakes
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K-Jakeo
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Jake #life Waters
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Jake "Smoke on the" Waters
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Jake #life Waters
Straight kick to DSams ball sack, you monster! :shakesfist:
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Jake "Not Pullen" Waters
this is good but it would be better maybe to shorten to 2 letters N.P.
"not pullen" also could stand for-
"nice pass"
"no problem"
"nice pads"
" 'nother pud taken down"
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Jake #life Waters
Straight kick to DSams ball sack, you monster! :shakesfist:
that nickname is the only qb nickname I am comfortable with
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j-dub?
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Jake #life Waters
Straight kick to DSams ball sack, you monster! :shakesfist:
that nickname is the only qb nickname I am comfortable with
Jake #life coach Waters would be better because it would imply that Jake is on the sideline while Daniel is in the game.
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spiraldeliversystem.com has to be one word with no breaks for it to actually work on the internet
i was wondering about that but maybe we can petition the ncaa to make it work with the spaces (i bet that they do it for jake)
nope, denied they told me :frown:
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Sorry, the website www.spiraldeliverysystem.com cannot be found
:frown:
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#SDS
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I feel like we keep coming back to this boner_cat thing.
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Guys, I think we should seriously consider referring to our OL as Sandbags.
Waters and The Sandbags are going to take ISU to Drown Town.
"Flash Flood....Flash Flood on 3!!!"
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Guys, I think we should seriously consider referring to our OL as Sandbags.
Waters and The Sandbags are going to take ISU to Drown Town.
"Flash Flood....Flash Flood on 3!!!"
:thumbs:
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j2o
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The illusionist.
ARMageddon
The devil's child
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if he doesn't get the starting role, i want to nickname him "the winged apprentice"
if he does get the starting role (expected by me), another great idea would be to call him "the winged one"
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Jake "It's-5-o'clock-shadow-somewhere" Waters
Edit: maybe just call him "the Shadow" :dunno:
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The Kosovo Kid
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he could do a play on #life's concept and use #live
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How about a word that rhymes with #life?
#strife
#knife
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Jake2O
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"Calm" Waters
TapiPhone
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Do we want to spend serious goEMAW time coming up with a nicname for our backup QB? :dunno:
Since the advent of the forward pass, the backup QB has always been the most popular player on any given team... So, why not?
:bill:
Well if this is the case, we might as well call him SMOKE Waters.
:dance:
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Barbara
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Barbara
Barbara Wawa :thumbs:
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When it Jakes it pours
Iowa State's bane
Watersboy
Call the end zones The Splash Zone
call the field the kiddy Pool
We totally start a game of Jakei Polo one side says jakei the other say polo
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The Pistol
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the chosen one
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Il Postino
Pope Footballula XIII
Bringer of Light Snacks and Premium Alcoholic Beverages
Airbud
Professor Footballstein
King Crab
Puddin' Skin
Peppadew
Inchoate Criminal
Mr. Pants
Buttons
No Shirts No Shoes No Interceptions
Stryker
Lyghtyng BZerolt
Jimmy Waters, Dinosaur Cowboy from the Moon
Flippy
Thermonuclear Bomb
Quasar
Little Man
The Oak Mountain
James Vandeerbeek
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tightspiralthreat.net
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Jakesie15
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"Morning after pill" cause you just got mumped!
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Jake "White" Waters.
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Marc Dunn
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http://www.chinesenewyears.info/chinese-new-year-calendar.php :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise:
K-State Football 2013: The Year of Jake the Snake
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If we use that calendar, who are we gonna nickname "the monkey" in 2017?
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Agree with Chings, King Crab is an excellent choice.
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I like the ones that have something to do with water.
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Jake the Water Bong
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JuCo Jake just to piss off Notre Dame fans.
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It is Jake "Pro Choice" Waters
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Jake Waters = Snake Waters = The Amazon = Anacondas = Anaconda the movie = Ice Cube (which is made of Waters)
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It is Jake "Pro Choice" Waters
Hard to argue.
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hydrojackal
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Jake the Water Moccasin.
Cottonmouth Jake is also acceptable.
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All of this nickname talk is pretty premature, though. Just like a #life preserver, Sams will rise above rough Waters.
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Del Mar
Wake n Bake Jake
Jet Wash Flat Spin Maverick Top Gun Ice Goose Dude
Great Balls of Fire
j-sys (super insider snake ref :sdeek:)
Carrier Pigeon ("The Carrier Pigeon delivers another Cat victory through the air", etc. etc.)
Doug Masters
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Jetski
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Delta
Maybe we could call him Mr. Delta.
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1(ce water)5
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Call the end zones The Splash Zone
YES
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When Sams has us up by 30 points in the 3rd quarter pretty much every game, Mr. Delta, Cottonmouth Jake will come in for the wet work.
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15unami
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Depth Charge
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Team King Crab
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The Riverboat Gambler
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Not So Muddy Waters
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Not So Muddy Waters
:opcat:
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Stringfellow Cat (pilot of the Aircats)
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I like the ones that have something to do with water.
"Ice" Waters "In his veins"
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The queso chamber
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The Tread
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lazer beam
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No one has mentioned "Moses", as in parting the of the Waters? :confused:
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Vitamin Waters
Watersworks
Watersworld
Watership Down to Party
Wildcat Creek Watershed
Watersboarding <-- term for all jake related threads
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Water(Boy)s
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When it Jakes it pours
Iowa State's bane
Watersboy
Call the end zones The Splash Zone
call the field the kiddy Pool
We totally start a game of Jakei Polo one side says jakei the other say polo
Smoke sends another bomb to the splash zone. :love:
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I like the ones that have something to do with water.
Title Waters you know like tidal waters except its title because he resides in Titletown and not some pud coastal town.
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The Purple Tide
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I like the ones that have something to do with water.
Title Waters you know like tidal waters except its title because he resides in Titletown and not some pud coastal town.
Do you mean Tidal Wave/Title Wave? Because I like that.
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GMAFB with the water theme.
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The Blue Gill Flipper
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Call the end zones The Splash Zone
That trip to the "Endzone Splash Zone" was brought to you by Sauces. Come try all 101 of our signature BBQ Sauces. And for your next birthday event, don't forget to get sprayed down in our World Famous Birthday Sauce Splash Zone.
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GMAFB with the water theme.
Your .com theme is nerdy as eff.
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I like the ones that have something to do with water.
Title Waters you know like tidal waters except its title because he resides in Titletown and not some pud coastal town.
Do you mean Tidal Wave/Title Wave? Because I like that.
Jake's infamously litigious grandfather was called the Sue-nami.
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The Good Iowan
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GMAFB with the water theme.
Your .com theme is nerdy as eff.
goEMAW!
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Rutherford B. Hayes
(the b stands for bootlegs ;))
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Ben-jake-min Franklin: father of bi-focals, daylight savings time, and tight spirals.
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The Riverboat Gambler
Yep.
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Depth Charge
Good One.
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Jake "Bazooka Arm" Waters
"Playbook"
Esteves Rivera Morales Waters
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the dominator.edu
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JuCo Jake just to piss off Notre Dame fans.
Juke Co Jake...because of how he can run. It just came to me. It's a gift.
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Aquafina
Purple Poseidon (or Purple Neptune depending on your stance on Greek gods vs Roman gods and your appreciation of alliteration)
Jake "The Lazy River Runs Through Him" Waters
Jake "The Bridge over the River Tuttle" Waters
Poindexter
Little Baby Britta Filter
Rio GRAND
Po
Laguna Beach
The Purple Mountain Mariner
Wade
The Purple Bayou Baller
Prince Caspian
Squirtle
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Captain Jake Sparrow
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the dominator.edu
clams putting spacing in URLs is getting more and more adorable
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Captain Jake Sparrow
:sdeek:
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was sitting in class behind some football players and they were going on and on about "TD this" and "TD that" I asked who "TD" was and they looked at me and said "Tread Dog" and I continued to look at them and they said "Waters"
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:horrorsurprise:
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GMAFB with the water theme.
relax chum, try to enjoy some watersboarding
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GMAFB with the water theme.
It's in his name, I checked.
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toastface thrilla
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I like the ones that have something to do with water.
Title Waters you know like tidal waters except its title because he resides in Titletown and not some pud coastal town.
Do you mean Tidal Wave/Title Wave? Because I like that.
Jake's infamously litigious grandfather was called the Sue-nami.
Eff you guys for not appreciating this post!
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was sitting in class behind some football players and they were going on and on about "TD this" and "TD that" I asked who "TD" was and they looked at me and said "Tread Dog" and I continued to look at them and they said "Waters"
Interesting development. It's no Depth Charge, but interesting none-the-less.
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QB2
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Guys lets try to give Emo a little more attention around here please
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Thanks KSC. Will reciprocate by sending you investment tips. :thumbs:
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Architeuthis J
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Crater Maker
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Electric Ninja Torpedo.org
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The Howitzer
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Seems like the kind of guy that is all BMOC and craps so big he's always plugging the toilet. Maybe like the Plunger? Jake Double Flush?
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Supersonic Piss Ball Exploder
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The Magic Bullet
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Jake Football
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The Final Solution
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Nitroglycerin Semen
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Dynamite Stick
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The Harlem Jake
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Flash Dance Calliope
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Vibrational Longitude Defiler
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Mr. W
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The Biomechanical Bull
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Shark 'roids
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Knew a guy named Trim once. Could just call him Jake Trim?
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Trim Spa
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The Human Quarterback
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The Law
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Jake Plisskin
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Anthropomorphic Allegator Karate Chop
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The Bulldog Pup
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Country Breakfast
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Pigskin Catapult Fricassee
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Jake "Dark-horse Heisman candidate" Waters?? :dunno:. Bleacher report seems to think so....http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1600290-big-12-footballs-dark-horse-heisman-candidates-for-2013/page/7
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Peach Blossom
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Death's Boutonniere
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The Wizard's Sleeve
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"Torpedo" is perfect.
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wow lots of great ideas guys, keep them coming. if you don't know what that means, well, i'm sorry because i don't want to argue semantics with you.
diamond carbide tipped death drill bit
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Rain Man
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The Bulge
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BTK
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Gnarles Jakeley
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State Faire
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Flesh Turtleneck
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Hold the phone:
Is it possible for gE.c to auction off the underground jake waters nicknaming rights to raise funds?
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The Final Solution
:sdeek:
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The Final Solution
:sdeek:
That one stood out for me, too!
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The Boy Scout
Big Wang Theory
Silent but Medley
Uncle Rico
Aurora Spirialis
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Porky Morganballs
Balls McSpiralhands
Ol' Liquormouth
The Iron Long
Relf
Gigantus
Cakes
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The Plumber
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Water McWaterson
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Banana Jake
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Wake Jaters
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The Emperor
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Soda
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Dlew's dead neighbor
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The Great Automaton
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Jackoff Wankers
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El Chupacabra
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The Final Solution
:sdeek:
That one stood out for me, too!
I'm thinking we should probably save this one for when oscar recruits an aryan big out of europe
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Palindrome
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The Final Solution
:sdeek:
That one stood out for me, too!
I'm thinking we should probably save this one for when oscar recruits an aryan big out of europe
And you know it will happen!
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Reticulated Jakethon
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Long Jake Silver
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The Lorax
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Banana Jake
I like bananas on pancakes! :surprised:
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:surprised:!!!!!
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panjakes
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panjakes
OMG
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The Final Solution
:sdeek:
That one stood out for me, too!
I'm thinking we should probably save this one for when oscar recruits an aryan big out of europe
And you know it will happen!
eff ya it will, but not until he returns home from eating chicken nuggets!
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chicken fried jake
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Honest Jake
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The Rambler
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HOW IS "THE TORPEDO" NOT CLICKING WITH THE REST OF YOU DORKS!?!?!
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HOW IS "THE TORPEDO" NOT CLICKING WITH THE REST OF YOU DORKS!?!?!
I'm pretty sure this is a brainstorm, Jakesie60. We aren't ever going to find something better than "THE TORPEDO" if we just stop now.
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HOW IS "THE TORPEDO" NOT CLICKING WITH THE REST OF YOU DORKS!?!?!
I'm pretty sure this is a brainstorm, Jakesie60. We aren't ever going to find something better than "THE TORPEDO" if we just stop now.
WELL CAN WE SET A TIME FOR THE BRAINSTORM TO END AND TO SUBMIT FINALISTS OR SOMETHING!?!?! I'M GETTING VERY ANXIOUS ABOUT THIS!!
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Cruiser
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HOW IS "THE TORPEDO" NOT CLICKING WITH THE REST OF YOU DORKS!?!?!
I'm pretty sure this is a brainstorm, Jakesie60. We aren't ever going to find something better than "THE TORPEDO" if we just stop now.
WELL CAN WE SET A TIME FOR THE BRAINSTORM TO END AND TO SUBMIT FINALISTS OR SOMETHING!?!?! I'M GETTING VERY ANXIOUS ABOUT THIS!!
We probably need to have a winner before the Spring Game kicks off. It's pissclams' thread, though.
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Jamocha Chocolate Jake
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aerial sonar
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I heard pissclams talking with trim yesterday. He all but said "Depth Charge" was Jake's new nickname. Might as well close this thread now.
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pink taco
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The Schooner
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philanthropic pizza business
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AirMail House
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jake "your mom's favorite player" waters
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the human atlatl
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I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.
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:horrorsurprise:
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Yellow Jake Uranium
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Sliced Bread
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The combo of J's post and his avi made me lol pretty loud. I just imagine that kid yelling that with that face.:lol:
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I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.
really? way too long for a nickname, sorry bub
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El Culo Peligroso
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I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.
really? way too long for a nickname, sorry bub
Yep. Whittle it down to battle or April and you might have something.
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Yellow Jake Uranium
Good one.
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Sticking with the Spanish theme:
La Mano Pelutha
Translation: The hairy hand. In Mexican folklore la Mano Pelutha would come and take children in the night if they were bad. Parents used this to scare their children into being well behaved.
Gallo del Cielo
Translation: Rooster from heaven. Famous fighting rooster portrayed in a Joe Ely's (I think it was Joe Ely?) song "Gallo del Cielo."
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Who is the Cat's fattest o-lineman? Whoever that is, I hope that Jake and him become great friends and that the o-lineman is schemed to pull out to the edge and make bone crushing blocks as Jake scampers down the sideline. We can call them.....
JAKE AND THE FAT MAN
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Cool Ranch
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Who is the Cat's fattest o-lineman? Whoever that is, I hope that Jake and him become great friends and that the o-lineman is schemed to pull out to the edge and make bone crushing blocks as Jake scampers down the sideline. We can call them.....
JAKE AND THE FAT MAN
winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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armageddon
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Who is the Cat's fattest o-lineman? Whoever that is, I hope that Jake and him become great friends and that the o-lineman is schemed to pull out to the edge and make bone crushing blocks as Jake scampers down the sideline. We can call them.....
JAKE AND THE FAT MAN
Good time for an o-line update: rumors that Whitehair has grown muscles on his muscles. Super ripped. Very big. Would probably be taken over Joeckel if he entered the draft right now.
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armageddon
ARMageddon
Don't you DARE!!!!
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armageddon
ARMageddon
Jake-armageddon-waters
Don't you DARE!!!!
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i didn't read this thread past the first few ideas, but I really liked "J2O"
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Banana Jake
Jake's Frozen Banana Stand
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Simple Jake
:sdeek:
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Jake ARMageddon the Fatman
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armageddon
ARMageddon
Don't you DARE!!!!
i was just improving on yours, doesn't it sound better bolded? TITLEtown, titletown -see what i mean?
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armageddon
ARMageddon
Don't you DARE!!!!
i was just improving on yours, doesn't it sound better bolded? TITLEtown, titletown -see what i mean?
titletown jakearmageddon
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katdaddy is on to something here
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katdaddy is on to something here
I LOVE A BOLD NAME. :cheers:
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Jake Hernandez
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rippin' 'n tearin'
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whatever we choose has to have the same zing as when fitz came up with the honeybadger for the chamber. this really is our chance to shine and show the world which message board is the #1 ksu board for ksu sports info
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honeybadger
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Jake de Mexico State
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purple team leader
spiral cat
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rippin' 'n tearin'
Kai sa-mash sa-mash saa-mash
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still waiting for blumps to get in here and blow this thread away with 18,000 transformer names
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puni is on to something here...
Honeybadger II
Honeybadger jr.
THE Badger
The Badger and the Fat Man.
Honeybadger III
Fitzybadger II
Jake S. Preston Badger the III
Jake and the Fitz Man
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Jake the 30 Round Magazine
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unsafe at any speed
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Slippery when Jake
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Don't eat yellow Jake :opcat:
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Noel Walters
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Since Jake obviously has big ol' bear arms, I was thinking The 2nd Amendment or The 2nd Armendment.
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Quarterback Friction Toughness Waters
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Jake-Lax
On account of he is capable of explosive offensive outputs and also that he give defenses the runs or the trots. Makes 'em Waters-y maybe. So many ways to market this one fellas. Probs 'shop a screaming Gundy on some guy with poopy shorts leading up to the Okie Lite game. Jake-Lax strikes again lol. go cats
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Devil's 3-way with Axtell
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wobbly-J
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the gorilla
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Since Jake obviously has big ol' bear arms, I was thinking The 2nd Amendment or The 2nd Armendment.
I like this
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Thirst Quencher, because he quenches your thirst
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Simple Jake
:sdeek:
Oh man.
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the yardage lieutenant.com
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Jake "calming" Waters
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calming waters? um. no thx, we need to this qb to be fully hyped 24/7 power.
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powermax
powerdiesel
powerballer
powergun
powerman
powerskillz
power4dayz
powersurge
powerdriver
powerlife
powerprinciple
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calming waters? um. no thx, we need to this qb to be fully hyped 24/7 power.
Trust me, he will be Jaked. Just paving the way for Sean.
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powermax
powerdiesel
powerballer
powergun
powerman
powerskillz
power4dayz
powersurge
powerdriver
powerlife
powerprinciple
powerbadger
fitzpower
babyfitz
fitzindruber extraordinaire
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GoPowerJake.com
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Sean and Jake Lovers.xxx
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“Jake, no matter what happens, control the outcome.”
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“Jake, you don’t know what you’re getting yourself into.”
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The supersoaker
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Stud Muffin
King Daddy
Muffin Man
Jakeranamo
No mistake Jake
Jericho Jake
Greater than Locker
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The Birthright
The Crunluath
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Captain Underpants
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The Labyrinth
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the chode
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King Slayer
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The Pickle
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The Iowan Necktie
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powermax
powerdiesel
powerballer
powergun
powerman
powerskillz
power4dayz
powersurge
powerdriver
powerlife
powerprinciple
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The Inverted Vagina
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The Iowa Steamer
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Burnt Hair Sandwich
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The Wrong Hole
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milf hunter
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Sexual Coitus Tyrannosaurus Jex
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The Tube
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Beefalo
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Jakebenet Jamsey
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Vertical Smile Arpeggio
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Jacob H. Waters
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Jakesama Bin Touchdown
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Colin's Big Ass Shoes
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Jakesama Bin Touchdown
:sdeek: :thumbs:
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The Jelican Brief
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Tick tock, eh cap'n
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Jake Spradling
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FFFFFFOOOOOOMP
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Jake "Mr. Bread" Waters
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Jake Force One
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Camo Ammo 4Wheel Drive
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Mr Bread has come up with some pretty great movie title ideas so far
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Mr Bread has come up with some pretty great movie title ideas so far
Some could be good band names too I think.
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River City Ransom
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uncircumjaked
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The Deep Pocket
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Full Time Jake-Wheel Drive
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Full Metal Jake-it
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Tequila Nosehit
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Harley day freedom bombardier
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Jake-us Scoopsalot
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Jakey Bomb with BBQ sauce
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Gemini
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The Stinky Cheese
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Atlas
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Lazer
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Oedipus Jakeplex
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The Consensual Rapist
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the wizard of ahhhhh's
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Jake Cousteau
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Juggernaut Jake
Jaguar Jake
The J-1 Bomber (after testing <winning multiple championships?>, he will be converted back to conventional use)
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jake city bitch jake jake city bitch
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New Jake City starring Wesley Snipes
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Hope it's not a repeat--Jake Tubesteak
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#breakfastinbed
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The 28th Amendment
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Monkey Wearing Glasses Smoking A Cigarette
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#silverdollarnipples
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#showmethemoney
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Sean Balls Golden Ticket
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Monkey Wearing Glasses Smoking A Cigarette
:shakesfist:
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Monkey Wearing Glasses Smoking A Cigarette
:shakesfist:
coincidence
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The Fate Dealer
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Monkey Wearing Glasses Smoking A Cigarette
:shakesfist:
didn't get it, then lol'd
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The Usurper
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Excite Truck
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Heisenberg
Schrodinger's Cat
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Snydinger's Cat
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Gun Smoke
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Poison's "Talk Dirty To Me"
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The Admiral
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Koi
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Jakey Breaky Heart
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Jake me up before you go go
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uncircumjaked
FYP :blush:
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#breakfastinbed
Just wanted to clear things up. :thumbs:
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#breakfastinbed
Just wanted to clear things up. :thumbs:
#YUM
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Guys, this whole thread is one big :lol:
and you know what; I love it. Keep them coming. :love:
P.S. Pissclams is a comic genius. :fatty:
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Blood Diamond
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Bread, you seem kind of obsessed with vaginas and sex. I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but it makes it seem like you are over compensating.
I hope everything is okay at home with Mrs Bread. Dlew gives great marriage advice, so pm him with any questions/concerns.
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Jake Waters is a total boss stud football quarterback and as a result he will be getting tons of the ladies and their sex and their vaginas. Ipso facto his nickname should maybe refer to that.
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Super Chief
El Goiter
Cat--Man
Sugarfoot
International War Criminal
Wapner
The President of KSU Cats Football (on Offense)
The Blumpkin King
Illegal Lactation
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can there ever be another jake at QB?
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i didn't read this thread past the first few ideas, but I really liked "J2O"
thanks OK Cat
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MUDDY :dubious:
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Front Wiper
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Jake Waters is a total boss stud football quarterback and as a result he will be getting tons of the ladies and their sex and their vaginas. Ipso facto his nickname should maybe refer to that.
Water Cockassin.
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Jake Waters is a total boss stud football quarterback and as a result he will be getting tons of the ladies and their sex and their vaginas. Ipso facto his nickname should maybe refer to that.
Water Cockassin.
i think we have our winner, kudos to pete and bread
/thread
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It took a lot of hard work by EVERYONE. Team game, etc...
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If we're going with Water Cockassin, I might just call him Cottonmouth Jake so my wife doesn't give me dirty looks throughout the game.
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If we're going with Water Cockassin, I might just call him Cottonmouth Jake so my wife doesn't give me dirty looks throughout the game.
I'm not comfortable with that.
Time for some Water Cockassin shops...
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Io wan Kenobi
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It took a lot of hard work by EVERYONE. Team game, etc...
Yep, there is no I in Water Cockassin(except there is :runaway:)
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if this is over, then what am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?
maybe start a deep web underground jake waters nickname thread.
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if this is over, then what am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?
maybe start a deep web underground jake waters nickname thread.
You should probably do that. When most of the fanbase is out there calling Jake "Water Cockassin" you and a select other few Cat fans from the deep web will have your own nickname that nobody else knows about.
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There is just absolutely no way I ever use the phrase "Water Cockassin" after this post.
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There is just absolutely no way I ever use the phrase "Water Cockassin" after this post.
I agree. It's not a nickname with legs.
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There is just absolutely no way I ever use the phrase "Water male genitals&assin" after this post.
I agree. It's not a nickname with legs.
Oh, I see what you did . :lol:
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I like it.
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Pit Viper
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Dodge Viper
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Dodge Caravan
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Pop Up Video
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Pop Up Caravan
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American Gypsy
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Cottonmouth
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Cockassin Slippers
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rebmahc
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oseuq
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The Japan of Quarterbacks
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regdab yenoh
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Dylan's Choice
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Flowers for Jakernon
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The Pass of the Mohicans
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Before we decide, someone should combine all the suggestions into a single post.
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Alright, If we are going to do this, we are going to do it right. Bracket style. Voting starts next Monday.
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Roast Beef Sandwich
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alright i'll do a poll with them.
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Pick the best one and a handful of the worst ones for the poll. :crossfingers:
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Pick the best one and a handful of the worst ones for the poll. :crossfingers:
sorry it has to be every single one
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Guys, there are a lot of rough ridin' nicknames. I'm at the end of page 4 and there are already 116.
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alright i'll do a poll with them the names Mr Bread came up with.
FYP