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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 27, 2013, 10:44:39 AM
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Doesn't get any better than Real Time with Super Stud Bill Maher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5bvuJOD_ac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5bvuJOD_ac)
He is kind of goofy looking though
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likes himself too much. not saying he never does, but he seems like the kind of guy who is incapable of making fun of himself. and i don't enjoy those types of people.
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likes himself too much. not saying he never does, but he seems like the kind of guy who is incapable of making fun of himself. and i don't enjoy those types of people.
Yeah, I'd agree with this, he's really pompous in how he deals with things too. Smart guy, like that he's not afraid to go against the grain, but he's not everything he's crack up to be (or think's he's cracked up to be).
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Arrogance is trait all of us possess to a degree, but he sets the curve.
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I laugh at him sometimes. I do not like him. Not BOSS. SMUG.
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New Rules are boss. Total stud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rp0GZQVLDo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rp0GZQVLDo)
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no he is pretty much a dumbass.
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no, he's not a dumbass
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no he is pretty much a dumbass.
Denied
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gonna be in topeka in a week or two i think.
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gonna be in topeka in a week or two i think.
:surprised: WHAT
:excited:
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I like his panels.
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Average standup, but grade A commentary.
Not afraid to criticize his own kind.
Enjoy his show.
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gonna be in topeka in a week or two i think.
:surprised: WHAT
:excited:
Thanks 7!!
Tickets purchased, hopefully I can catch him for a :bigtoke: before the show
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gonna be in topeka in a week or two i think.
:surprised: WHAT
:excited:
Thanks 7!!
Tickets purchased, hopefully I can catch him for a :bigtoke: before the show
comedians at tpac are great because they spend the first half hour doing stuff on fred that nowhere else in the country gets to hear.
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Does not deserve his own BOSS thread.
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i think he sucks
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He does way too much evangelizing for his athiest church for my taste. Also it seems like he is often mean to people who don't deserve or in a way that isn't funny to me.
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He does way too much evangelizing for his athiest church for my taste. Also it seems like he is often mean to people who don't deserve or in a way that isn't funny to me.
He's not promoting atheism, he's pointing out the idiocy in religion. Big difference.
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He does way too much evangelizing for his athiest church for my taste. Also it seems like he is often mean to people who don't deserve or in a way that isn't funny to me.
He's not promoting atheism, he's pointing out the idiocy in religion. Big difference.
nope, he rode is bicycle up to my front door and asked me to join his atheism. gave me a pamphlet too.
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i like him :dunno:
specifically like how relentless he is on all religion.
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He does way too much evangelizing for his athiest church for my taste. Also it seems like he is often mean to people who don't deserve or in a way that isn't funny to me.
He's not promoting atheism, he's pointing out the idiocy in religion. Big difference.
nope, he rode is bicycle up to my front door and asked me to join his atheism. gave me a pamphlet too.
Yep, when I moved next door to him, he came over and asked what church I go to, just hoping to get the opportunity to laugh right in my face if I said any of them.
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He used to bang Ann Coulter, that's pretty boss
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I think he has a generally cunty demeanor.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/27/catholic-league-decries-bill-maher-anti-catholic-jokes_n_2965645.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/27/catholic-league-decries-bill-maher-anti-catholic-jokes_n_2965645.html)
Stop saying mean things that are true!!!! :shakesfist:
:lol:
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Bill Maher is that loud, boorish guy at a party that insults people and laughs at all his own jokes and when people tell him to chill out he's like "hey, i'm just being real. sorry you can't handle it."
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Bill Maher is the cool, rich dude at a party that tells hilarious jokes and talks crap on people, all while doing drugs with you
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He is a cockalorum.
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Bill Maher is that loud, boorish guy at a party that insults people and laughs at all his own jokes and when people tell him to chill out he's like "hey, i'm just being real. sorry you can't handle it."
Kind of like half the goEMAW crowd.
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Bill Maher is that loud, boorish guy at a party that insults people and laughs at all his own jokes and when people tell him to chill out he's like "hey, i'm just being real. sorry you can't handle it."
Kind of like half the goEMAW crowd.
:lol: BOOM!
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Wow, that was pretty spot on :lol:
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I think it's weird when people get butthurt over the commentary that a commentator gives.
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I think it's weird when people get butthurt over the commentary that a commentator gives.
aren't we all commentators, to some degree?
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I think it's weird when people get butthurt over the commentary that a commentator gives.
aren't we all commentators, to some degree?
I'm not.
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I think it's weird when people get butthurt over the commentary that a commentator gives.
aren't we all commentators, to some degree?
I'm not.
yes you are.
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Bill Maher is that loud, boorish guy at a party that insults people and laughs at all his own jokes and when people tell him to chill out he's like "hey, i'm just being real. sorry you can't handle it."
yeah, he is pretty not funny
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Bill Maher made fun of republicans and religion for 2 hours tonight and it was the greatest thing ever. He is the ultimate stud :dance:
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Bill Maher made fun of republicans and religion for 2 hours tonight and it was the greatest thing ever. He is the ultimate stud :dance:
i should have went to this.
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Got a good pic of myself standing in front of the WBC crew giving them the finger
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Bill Maher made fun of republicans and religion for 2 hours tonight and it was the greatest thing ever. He is the ultimate stud :dance:
Maher gives $1M to a prez that signs NDAA into law and said prez has a VP who wrote the Patriot Act... yeah, sounds like a f*cking idiot to me.
and btw, you're a fu*king idiot.
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f*cking
fu*king
:dunno:
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Bill Maher made fun of republicans and religion for 2 hours tonight and it was the greatest thing ever. He is the ultimate stud :dance:
Maher gives $1M to a prez that signs NDAA into law and said prez has a VP who wrote the Patriot Act... yeah, sounds like a f*cking idiot to me.
and btw, you're a fu*king idiot.
There have been multiple scientific studies done on this exact subject and every single one has concluded that Bill Maher is, indeed, a stud
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f*cking
fu*king
:dunno:
that's all you have?
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Bill Maher made fun of republicans and religion for 2 hours tonight and it was the greatest thing ever. He is the ultimate stud :dance:
Maher gives $1M to a prez that signs NDAA into law and said prez has a VP who wrote the Patriot Act... yeah, sounds like a f*cking idiot to me.
and btw, you're a fu*king idiot.
There have been multiple scientific studies done on this exact subject and every single one has concluded that Bill Maher is, indeed, a stud
see "you're a f**king idiot"
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Bill Maher made fun of republicans and religion for 2 hours tonight and it was the greatest thing ever. He is the ultimate stud :dance:
Maher gives $1M to a prez that signs NDAA into law and said prez has a VP who wrote the Patriot Act... yeah, sounds like a f*cking idiot to me.
and btw, you're a fu*king idiot.
There have been multiple scientific studies done on this exact subject and every single one has concluded that Bill Maher is, indeed, a stud
see "you're a f**king idiot"
link? :dunno:
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Nobody that just 2 years ago was railing on the rich and how they don't pay their fair share, who then turns around complains about taxes being too high is a stud on any level.
Sadly some of you are just . . . dumbasses.
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Maher is funny at times, but a complete hypocrite. I can't believe he calls himself a Libertarian.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru00YQRgXZA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru00YQRgXZA&feature=player_embedded)
:popcorn:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru00YQRgXZA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru00YQRgXZA&feature=player_embedded)
:popcorn:
Do all the people sitting around him ever talk? Or do they just laugh hysterically?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru00YQRgXZA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru00YQRgXZA&feature=player_embedded)
:popcorn:
Do all the people sitting around him ever talk? Or do they just laugh hysterically?
that's the end of the show monologue. about 40 minutes of the show is panel.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru00YQRgXZA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru00YQRgXZA&feature=player_embedded)
:popcorn:
Do all the people sitting around him ever talk? Or do they just laugh hysterically?
that's the end of the show monologue. about 40 minutes of the show is panel.
pwnd
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru00YQRgXZA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru00YQRgXZA&feature=player_embedded)
:popcorn:
Do all the people sitting around him ever talk? Or do they just laugh hysterically?
The last 5 minutes of every show is for "New Rules" where he just does his thing. The rest of the show is debate between the panel
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JFC guys
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Maher has excellent commentary.
Dude is well liked within the bizness.
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Nobody that just 2 years ago was railing on the rich and how they don't pay their fair share, who then turns around complains about taxes being too high is a stud on any level.
Sadly some of you are just . . . dumbasses.
Bill Maher probably paid between 35-40 percent of his income into taxes last year, and lament it as he does he still paid it - which is the key point in this distinction - and does not make him a hypocrite, especially when he has the resources and income type to avoid it if he wanted. What he rails against are the mega-rich, super-rich businesses and individuals who HAVE schemed out of it or just simply have it codified to pay no more than 18% of their income towards taxes which he himself pays (and then some). He is, in fact, in a better position to argue this than almost anyone else.
Besides, complaining about high taxes, the people who don't pay them and what they're used on, while still paying them is a right of passage in this country, something I'm sure you and your other 60 year old retired friends with pulled up white socks talk about while staring blankly and open-mouthed into the yonder of your driveway.
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Nobody that just 2 years ago was railing on the rich and how they don't pay their fair share, who then turns around complains about taxes being too high is a stud on any level.
Sadly some of you are just . . . dumbasses.
Bill Maher probably paid between 35-40 percent of his income into taxes last year, and lament it as he does he still paid it - which is the key point in this distinction - and does not make him a hypocrite, especially when he has the resources and income type to avoid it if he wanted. What he rails against are the mega-rich, super-rich businesses and individuals who HAVE schemed out of it or just simply have it codified to pay no more than 18% of their income towards taxes which he himself pays (and then some). He is, in fact, in a better position to argue this than almost anyone else.
Besides, complaining about high taxes, the people who don't pay them and what they're used on, while still paying them is a right of passage in this country, something I'm sure you and your other 60 year old retired friends with pulled up white socks talk about while staring blankly and open-mouthed into the yonder of your driveway.
Not exactly. He wants taxes lowered because he doesn't want 1/3 of the budget to be defense.
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i just think he's smug and his joke writers are second rate. a very, very poor man's john stewart.
"i wonder how many anthony wiener jokes i can make tonight!?"
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i just think he's smug and his joke writers are second rate. a very, very poor man's john stewart.
"i wonder how many anthony wiener jokes i can make tonight!?"
have you not watched the daily show recently?
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but yes, his opening monologue is generally terrible.
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i just think he's smug and his joke writers are second rate. a very, very poor man's john stewart.
"i wonder how many anthony wiener jokes i can make tonight!?"
have you not watched the daily show recently?
no
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Maher destroys Ronald Reagan. Like. A. Boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imjL8dfJVkA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imjL8dfJVkA&feature=player_embedded)
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Bitb
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the thing about reagan is that people just loved him. he was so likable and funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiNVqYwVfWE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiNVqYwVfWE)
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the thing about reagan is that people just loved him. he was so likable and funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiNVqYwVfWE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiNVqYwVfWE)
i haven't seen much of reagan in action, but even after that short clip i kind of get it.
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Americans loved Reagan because Reagan loved America, unconditionally.
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Maher destroys Ronald Reagan. Like. A. Boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imjL8dfJVkA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imjL8dfJVkA&feature=player_embedded)
see there are plenty of ways maher could say those things effectively and make me not think he's a douche.
but his stuff is just annoying and he seems like he sucks as a person.
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BIG WEDDINGS ARE BACK!
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Maher destroys Ronald Reagan. Like. A. Boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imjL8dfJVkA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imjL8dfJVkA&feature=player_embedded)
see there are plenty of ways maher could say those things effectively and make me not think he's a douche.
but his stuff is just annoying and he seems like he sucks as a person.
That's just the feeling of the truth. In your face.
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Seeing him in Portland this summer. Just a total stud boss who hits the nail on the head every time.
:love:
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Just a total small person who is sometimes mean to people and has ideas.
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Seeing him in Portland this summer. Just a total stud boss who hits the nail on the head every time.
:love:
:emawkid: damn straight Beems!
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he also makes really awkward connotative black jokes to prove how edgy he is and just looks like a dork. got called out once during his show by a black woman because he called her "sister" and waved a finger at her. yet constantly talks about how racist people are.
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Watched him the other night. He said he's ok with all of the spying on citizens as long as Obama is in office, but he really worries if a conservative becomes president. :rolleyes:
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Watched him the other night. He said he's ok with all of the spying on citizens as long as Obama is in office, but he really worries if a conservative becomes president. :rolleyes:
which i guess is different than every neocon on this board being ok with bush spying, but not obama.
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Watched him the other night. He said he's ok with all of the spying on citizens as long as Obama is in office, but he really worries if a conservative becomes president. :rolleyes:
which i guess is different than every neocon on this board being ok with bush spying, but not obama.
Did this come out during GWB's term?
As a moderate, I don't like either one of them using this stuff. The biggest problem I have is that they hide behind the guise of "protecting Americans", but if our government cared at all about security, the borders wouldn't be wide open to let Canadians, or whomever they let into their country, walk right through the forest into the US of A. I have Canadian friends, but they're here legally.
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Watched him the other night. He said he's ok with all of the spying on citizens as long as Obama is in office, but he really worries if a conservative becomes president. :rolleyes:
which i guess is different than every neocon on this board being ok with bush spying, but not obama.
link?
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Watched him the other night. He said he's ok with all of the spying on citizens as long as Obama is in office, but he really worries if a conservative becomes president. :rolleyes:
which i guess is different than every neocon on this board being ok with bush spying, but not obama.
Did this come out during GWB's term?
As a moderate, I don't like either one of them using this stuff. The biggest problem I have is that they hide behind the guise of "protecting Americans", but if our government cared at all about security, the borders wouldn't be wide open to let Canadians, or whomever they let into their country, walk right through the forest into the US of A. I have Canadian friends, but they're here legally.
Yes. Bush signed the Patriot Act. Obama perpetuates it. Both presidents deserve plenty of blame for it.
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Bill kicked ass last night. Total stud boss!
:love:
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Bill kicked ass last night. Total stud boss!
:love:
Bossest of all stud bosses
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b.m. can't even polish off a whole chipotle burrito
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I watched about 10 minutes of it, and the audience doesn't seem to know when to laugh. He was ranting about religion, and at the end there was about a 2-3 seconds of silence, then all of the sudden the audience breaks out into a half-laugh, like the laugh sign came on but they didn't really want to because it wasn't funny. It's awkward to watch sometimes.
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Bill had the entire audience LOL'ing hard last night.
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Bill had the entire audience LOL'ing hard last night.
I think the laugh track guy was just a little slow on the trigger while I was watching. The high probably wore off by the end of the show. :bigtoke:
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Bill Maher kind of rubs me the wrong way sometimes, but the right wing dudes should probably just shut up about him not being funny until they find somebody better than the Bill O'Reilley/Dennis Miller comedy tour to run up against him.
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:love:
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next time he comes to tpac, ERII and i are going to maher pak like nobodies business.
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next time he comes to tpac, ERII and i are going to maher pak like nobodies business.
omg! I'll hit him up on twitter and let him know ERII, Mr. Seven and himself will be :bigtoke: in the parking lot
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next time he comes to tpac, ERII and i are going to maher pak like nobodies business.
omg! I'll hit him up on twitter and let him know ERII, Mr. Seven and himself will be :bigtoke: in the parking lot
:drool:
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 13th @ the Midland
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IN!!!!!!
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Sunday night so this works perfect. Tickets go on sale Friday
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knocked it out of the park this past friday re: sterling IMHO
http://youtu.be/VeX-10e4fTY?t=2m13s (http://youtu.be/VeX-10e4fTY?t=2m13s)
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The only Bill Maher episode worth watching is the one where Tony Snow humiliates Bill and his crew of snarky, adolescent, imbeciles. After that Bill had to find obscure right wingers to make sure his pathetic played out rhetoric stayed on course.
Nobody has cared what the crypt keeper has had to say since HBO was free for a month when signing up for Paragon cable.
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The only Bill Maher episode worth watching is the one where Tony Snow humiliates Bill and his crew of snarky, adolescent, imbeciles. After that Bill had to find obscure right wingers to make sure his pathetic played out rhetoric stayed on course.
Nobody has cared what the crypt keeper has had to say since HBO was free for a month when signing up for Paragon cable.
Wait, just to clarify, Charles Krauthammer is the crypt keeper. Bill needs a different nickname. He does look strikingly similar to Julian Assange, but that's a little obscure.
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knocked it out of the park this past friday re: sterling IMHO
http://youtu.be/VeX-10e4fTY?t=2m13s (http://youtu.be/VeX-10e4fTY?t=2m13s)
That was really good. I'd been wondering when I would see that.
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The "Flip A District" campaign is so boss. :love:
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:clap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JADq4tTsc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JADq4tTsc)
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Watched him the other night. He said he's ok with all of the spying on citizens as long as Obama is in office, but he really worries if a conservative becomes president. :rolleyes:
which i guess is different than every neocon on this board being ok with bush spying, but not obama.
Did this come out during GWB's term?
Yeah, there was a pretty good NSA wiretap scandal in January 2006.
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pretty great tapatalk preview
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pretty great tapatalk preview
if tapatalk works the way i think it does, then you're correct :lol:
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it does :lol:
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i just looked at it again :lol:
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Stud makes fun of dumb Kansas voters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqDBz4M9Jkg
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Stud makes fun of dumb Kansas voters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqDBz4M9Jkg
:thumbs:
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bill maher is god awful.
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I find him to be too ugly for his confidence level. If you are incredibly bad looking you should not be so constantly smug is a rule I have. Tone it down buddy.
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Bill Maher is a coward and a moron.
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Bill Maher is a coward and a moron.
I don't know, I respect that he's gone against his own libtard brethren to be do critical of Islam - but I suppose that's more due to him being such a devoted atheist.
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I find him to be too ugly for his confidence level. If you are incredibly bad looking you should not be so constantly smug is a rule I have. Tone it down buddy.
This is actually pretty accurate.
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Just watched the video of Maher lambasting KS and Brownback. Now I remember why I quit watching him after the night Obama was first elected; he got a boner and whizzed down his leg. I frankly rather watch a dung beetle roll up a turd ball. At least the bug's crap is worth something. Maher is the type of guy who praises himself after farting. Also people in KS don't have the morals of a pack of whore rats like he does. Why is it so dang funny that someone had the balls to stand up to teacher unions and cut school funding and taxes. It forced tough decisions to be made, but kids are still being educated - mine are doing great because I and my wife gave a damn and worked with our kids when they were little. Maher can keep his arrogant ass back east. I am dang proud of Kansas.
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so sayeth the SHEPARD!!!!!
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Whizzed with a boner? :sdeek:
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the ole' stiff pee
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renocat is a great Kansan.
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renocat is a great Kansan.
He is the best of us
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bill maher is god awful.
Agreed. He is quite awful. But I rarely say it b/c I do not want to be hanging out with most of the "Maher is awful" crowd, b/c they are as awful as the "Maher is great" crowd.
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Renocat is almost assured of a csourky with that post.
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Omfg hahahahahhaha
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it's that grin that does it.
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And then the christians are all "natural sciences, tho". And everyone has a great laugh
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:flush:Dear Manhammer, God can do any mircle. The key word is can. Satan is very good about misleading people and fostering screwball thoughts. Be careful what you dream for. Some morning when you walk into your kitchen for breakfast you may find a 10 lbs. demonic turd baby whizzing in your cornflakes.
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Dear Manhammer, God can do any mircle. The key word is can. Satan is very good about misleading people and fostering screwball thoughts. Be careful what you dream for. So morning when you walk intoyour kitchen for breakfast you may find a 10 lbs. demonic turd baby whizzing in your cornflakes.
Sigh
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renocat used to be so fun. :frown:
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:lol:
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It's all fun until the demonic turd baby whizzes in your Cornflakes.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Renocat is almost assured of a csourky with that post.
You sonovabitch :shakesfist:
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Renocat is almost assured of a csourky with that post.
You sonovabitch :shakesfist:
:peek:
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renocat used to be so fun. :frown:
Heh.
Never been as true as it is now
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Bill Maher destroys the crap out of Sam Brownback and former Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BtNbMD96xgY
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Bill Maher is a stooge. Mahertardouted