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Title: Hard Candy
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 26, 2013, 01:16:55 PM
Do you savor every second or go for the kill and crush it as soon as you pop it in your mouth? I just found a random sucker in the office candy basket and didn't last 10 seconds before I destroyed it
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2013, 01:18:28 PM
jolly ranchers are so good. when I first put one in my mouth it makes my jaw hurt really weirdly for a second.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 26, 2013, 01:19:17 PM
I get exactly 9 licks into a tootsie pop every time before I crush it. :tongue:
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: ChiComCat on March 26, 2013, 01:19:58 PM
jolly ranchers are so good. when I first put one in my mouth it makes my jaw hurt really weirdly for a second.

Same
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 26, 2013, 01:22:43 PM
jolly ranchers are so good. when I first put one in my mouth it makes my jaw hurt really weirdly for a second.

Same

 :surprised: me too

When I was little I'd wash the sour stuff off of Warheads then eat the tasty part, yellow was the best
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 26, 2013, 01:23:08 PM
This thread is surprisingly light on penis jokes.

 :clac:
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 26, 2013, 01:26:25 PM
When I was little I'd wash the sour stuff off of Warheads then eat the tasty part, yellow was the best

My dad was my baseball coach growing up and my mother bought those plastic jars of Warheads and Atomic Fireballs at Sam's Club every summer for us gets on the team to chow on. I used to raid the pantry and hide a bunch in my room for safe keeping. Loved the blue Warheads.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: OK_Cat on March 26, 2013, 01:49:35 PM
gobstoppers are good.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: j rake on March 26, 2013, 01:54:06 PM
i had one of those giant jawbreakers as a kid, and licked it for several days before my taste buds began bleeding while my mom was shopping for shoes at JCPenney's.

"are you crazy?" a woman asked.

"no," my mom said. "i always shop for shoes here."  :D
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: OK_Cat on March 26, 2013, 02:14:37 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 26, 2013, 05:46:01 PM
I never bite into hard candy. Not even at the very end. You guys are crazy.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 26, 2013, 05:51:29 PM
Every piece of hard candy I've eaten in my life I, 1) completely intended to savor every second of it, just let it melt into my mouth, and 2) went about 30 seconds and just crushed it.  I'm normally a very disciplined person but not with hard candy.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on March 26, 2013, 06:02:16 PM
I love Runts. flavors in order of like - banana, orange, cherry, apple
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: hemmy on March 26, 2013, 06:05:20 PM
I never bite into hard candy. Not even at the very end. You guys are crazy.

Same. I always thought I was weird because every other kid in class would plow through their hard candy in grade school and I would be sitting there, not even half done with no intention of biting.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 26, 2013, 06:06:00 PM
I never bite into hard candy. Not even at the very end. You guys are crazy.

Same. I always thought I was weird because every other kid in class would plow through their hard candy in grade school and I would be sitting there, not even half done with no intention of biting.

You are weird hemmy, sorry brah.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: michigancat on March 26, 2013, 06:07:21 PM
Fire Jolly Ranchers are the best. I like to suck on them until they get a sharp little groove and then until it is just a sliver. They're quite possibly my favorite candy. (Hard or soft).
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2013, 06:11:42 PM
I love Runts. flavors in order of like - banana, orange, cherry, apple
you don't like strawberry? 

i'd go straw, orange, grape, apple, banana
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: michigancat on March 26, 2013, 06:12:51 PM
I love Runts. flavors in order of like - banana, orange, cherry, apple
you don't like strawberry? 

i'd go straw, orange, grape, apple, banana

banana candy is always the worst of whatever candy it is.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 26, 2013, 06:13:33 PM
Banana is great because the concave/convexness whichever allows you to break it exactly in half every time.  Very great.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: star seed 7 on March 26, 2013, 06:19:44 PM
I love Runts. flavors in order of like - banana, orange, cherry, apple

cherry, grape, strawberry, banana, orange, throw away the limes.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2013, 06:27:54 PM
I love Runts. flavors in order of like - banana, orange, cherry, apple

cherry, grape, strawberry, banana, orange, throw away the limes.

they haven't made cherry or lime in years, noob.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2013, 06:28:36 PM
I love Runts. flavors in order of like - banana, orange, cherry, apple
you don't like strawberry? 

i'd go straw, orange, grape, apple, banana

banana candy is always the worst of whatever candy it is.

banana BB Bats were great
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: kim carnes on March 26, 2013, 06:31:46 PM
I've got some hard candy................ in my pants.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: star seed 7 on March 26, 2013, 06:38:07 PM
I love Runts. flavors in order of like - banana, orange, cherry, apple

cherry, grape, strawberry, banana, orange, throw away the limes.

they haven't made cherry or lime in years, noob.

doesn't stop them from being the best and worst, noob.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 26, 2013, 07:09:53 PM
I've got some hard candy................ in my pants.

HEY OH!
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: ChiComCat on March 26, 2013, 07:16:24 PM
I love Runts. flavors in order of like - banana, orange, cherry, apple

Assuming you just throw away the Strawberry, you and I should eat a bag of Runts together.  Then we could then each only eat our favorite flavors and everyone is happy.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2013, 08:04:38 PM
I love Runts. flavors in order of like - banana, orange, cherry, apple

cherry, grape, strawberry, banana, orange, throw away the limes.

they haven't made cherry or lime in years, noob.

doesn't stop them from being the best and worst, noob.

you go out and dig up some cherry runts then, dumbass.  i'm sure those cherry runts from the mid-90's will taste delish.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on March 26, 2013, 09:26:53 PM
I love Runts. flavors in order of like - banana, orange, cherry, apple
you don't like strawberry? 

i'd go straw, orange, grape, apple, banana

Yeah, I effed this up. I thought the straw was cherry and forgot about grape .

New favorite order - banana, orange, grape, strawberry, apple.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: Testy Westy on March 26, 2013, 10:41:13 PM
Banana runts don't ever get to leave the bag/box.
Title: Re: Hard Candy
Post by: kim carnes on March 26, 2013, 11:09:13 PM
I've got some hard candy................ in my pants.

HEY OH!

as soon as i read the thread title, i was ready to go