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Title: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: CloneBroChill on March 20, 2013, 04:25:49 PM
http://deadspin.com/nfl-player-sues-rolando-blackman-for-running-an-alleged-457265603?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow (http://deadspin.com/nfl-player-sues-rolando-blackman-for-running-an-alleged-457265603?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow)

Can't say I'm shocked that this comes out of Diet Kansas....
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 20, 2013, 04:27:59 PM
Nate Jones sounds like a real dumbass
Title: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: steve dave on March 20, 2013, 04:28:04 PM
Capitalism, it's tough to understand for some
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 20, 2013, 04:29:15 PM
a fool and his money are soon parted
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 20, 2013, 04:29:48 PM
Just talked to an attorney buddy of mine and he said Jones loses this case and Ro will lkely get his attorney's fees paid for because Jones is a bozo.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: SPE_khat on March 20, 2013, 04:33:19 PM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/410876/the-jewelry-polka
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: doom on March 20, 2013, 04:41:07 PM
the investment might have panned if he'd just invested the full $300k.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: EMAWzified on March 20, 2013, 04:42:10 PM
I wish knew this dumbass Jones' email so I could inform him of a great opportunity to make money from a former African leader's locked bank account.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: doom on March 20, 2013, 04:44:20 PM
I know an all natural energy drink made from real honey he could invest in.  that would recoup all his losses. 
Title: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: steve dave on March 20, 2013, 04:45:27 PM
My favorite part was when the ISU guy lost all his money because he's a complete dumbass
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: ben ji on March 20, 2013, 04:45:30 PM
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: kso_FAN on March 20, 2013, 04:47:36 PM
Diet Kansas....

Its bad enough to find out a childhood hero is a scammer, but then to add one of those Cyclone burns.

Oh man...
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: ChiComCat on March 20, 2013, 04:49:00 PM
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

What if I told you I could turn your 150K into 156K?!?!?!  THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND!!!
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on March 20, 2013, 04:49:44 PM
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

This is an extremely good point.  I'm also guessing Ro's wallet is 150-300K lighter.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: The1BigWillie on March 20, 2013, 05:04:06 PM
I bet I could screw the crap out of Nate Jones on some Milo Hay.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: GoodForAnother on March 20, 2013, 05:09:07 PM
seems like ro and this dude are both dumbasses and probably lost their money to this other dude.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 20, 2013, 05:21:51 PM
Who in the hell pulls out their checkbook and writes a check for $150K on this kind of deal for a 4% return?

That's a laughed right out of the room with a hearty eff off and a door slam to follow offer.



Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: EMAWzified on March 20, 2013, 05:22:58 PM
But I'm sure it sounded so safe.

Who in the hell pulls out their checkbook and writes a check for $150K on this kind of deal for a 4% return?

That's a laughed right out of the room with a hearty eff off and a door slam to follow offer.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: doom on March 20, 2013, 05:26:53 PM
That's less than inflation.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: EMAWzified on March 20, 2013, 05:32:10 PM
That's charity money to Ro. :kstategrad:
I'm sure he's  :dunno: about sweating the loss.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Spracne on March 20, 2013, 05:36:40 PM
Actually, I think it's the modest ROI that makes it more believable.  Plus, it's frickin' Africa!  There's no safer place to do business than Africa.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 20, 2013, 06:36:10 PM
Typical Iowa State person to bitch about the rich screwing over the poor.

Not everyone is a :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: slobber on March 20, 2013, 07:49:48 PM
Capitalism, it's tough to understand for some
Take it to the Monsanto thread.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Pett on March 20, 2013, 08:21:08 PM
Yes CBC, we all run African gold scams. What of it?
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: CloneBroChill on March 20, 2013, 08:25:33 PM
I guess I forgot to realize i'm posting on the Nigeria State Fighting Princes message boards....Rookie mistake
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: ShellShock on March 20, 2013, 08:34:28 PM
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

What if I told you I could turn your 150K into 156K?!?!?!  THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

This is precisely the reason why all athletes should be required to take "athlete" finance and business courses. If you're a good athlete, screw a full education, just make them take classes so they don't shine poorly on your university when they're spending their money on hookers and blow...at least they'll think about it. Those guys should have at least had alarms going off when they heard 4%!
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Mr Bread on March 20, 2013, 08:36:10 PM
Really great points by shellshock here. 
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Spracne on March 20, 2013, 08:38:48 PM
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

What if I told you I could turn your 150K into 156K?!?!?!  THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

This is precisely the reason why all athletes should be required to take "athlete" finance and business courses. If you're a good athlete, screw a full education, just make them take classes so they don't shine poorly on your university when they're spending their money on hookers and blow...at least they'll think about it. Those guys should have at least had alarms going off when they heard 4%!

I disagree.  I think the modest return is less suspicious than someone promising, say, a 100% profit.  Think about it, 4% isn't much, but with 150k, if it's a quick and guaranteed return, that's a decent amount of hookers and blow made with your capital.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: ShellShock on March 20, 2013, 08:39:12 PM
Really great points by shellshock here.

I appreciate it Mr Bread...

Apparently I am in the wrong business and if I had to do it all over again, i'd go to uK2 and get to be great friends with some basketball players then steal every cent they earn because they wouldn't even know what was happening until I was sitting in some foreign country sipping on top shelf booze on the beach.

Disclaimer: I'd never go to a crap school like uK2 because I have more class and pride in myself than to shame my entire family.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Mr Bread on March 20, 2013, 08:40:55 PM
Solid counterpoint by spracne. 
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: ShellShock on March 20, 2013, 08:42:49 PM
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

What if I told you I could turn your 150K into 156K?!?!?!  THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

This is precisely the reason why all athletes should be required to take "athlete" finance and business courses. If you're a good athlete, screw a full education, just make them take classes so they don't shine poorly on your university when they're spending their money on hookers and blow...at least they'll think about it. Those guys should have at least had alarms going off when they heard 4%!

I disagree.  I think the modest return is less suspicious than someone promising, say, a 100% profit.  Think about it, 4% isn't much, but with 150k, if it's a quick and guaranteed return, that's a decent amount of hookers and blow made with your capital.

I think you're falling into the same trap here and probably need to get some help Spracne as I don't think you understand inflation. I'd be happy to help you though...just send me 150k and i'll teach you the ways
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: kim carnes on March 20, 2013, 08:44:30 PM
I'll be honest, I don't understand this shell shock guy yet.  Everything he posts goes right over my head.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: ShellShock on March 20, 2013, 08:49:51 PM
I'll be honest, I don't understand this shell shock guy yet.  Everything he posts goes right over my head.

I am a tough nut to crack my friend...

I'll give you some insight though: I'm a half shirt tucked in, half shirt loose and flying kind of guy. I love guns, women, 'Merica and am pretty right wing...no I don't mean todays representation of the Republican party; I'm talking about being Fiscally Conservative as a nation. I'm not old by any means but I sure feel old most of the time. I went to the greatest university in the US and eat/sleep/preach EMAW every day.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Spracne on March 20, 2013, 08:50:13 PM
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

What if I told you I could turn your 150K into 156K?!?!?!  THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

This is precisely the reason why all athletes should be required to take "athlete" finance and business courses. If you're a good athlete, screw a full education, just make them take classes so they don't shine poorly on your university when they're spending their money on hookers and blow...at least they'll think about it. Those guys should have at least had alarms going off when they heard 4%!

I disagree.  I think the modest return is less suspicious than someone promising, say, a 100% profit.  Think about it, 4% isn't much, but with 150k, if it's a quick and guaranteed return, that's a decent amount of hookers and blow made with your capital.

I think you're falling into the same trap here and probably need to get some help Spracne as I don't think you understand inflation. I'd be happy to help you though...just send me 150k and i'll teach you the ways

It depends on the term of the investment, wouldn't you say?  If I was guaranteed a 4% return next month, I would gladly plop down $10 mil and leisurely purchase 2-3 blue chip recruits after recouping my capital.

Also, I can only do Western Union or MoneyGram.  I hope that works for you?
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: star seed 7 on March 20, 2013, 08:52:07 PM
I'll be honest, I don't understand this shell shock guy yet.  Everything he posts goes right over my head.

I am a tough nut to crack my friend...

I'll give you some insight though: I'm a half shirt tucked in, half shirt loose and flying kind of guy. I love guns, women, 'Merica and am pretty right wing...no I don't mean todays representation of the Republican party; I'm talking about being Fiscally Conservative as a nation. I'm not old by any means but I sure feel old most of the time. I went to the greatest university in the US and eat/sleep/preach EMAW every day.

you sound like kim carnes
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: ShellShock on March 20, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

What if I told you I could turn your 150K into 156K?!?!?!  THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

This is precisely the reason why all athletes should be required to take "athlete" finance and business courses. If you're a good athlete, screw a full education, just make them take classes so they don't shine poorly on your university when they're spending their money on hookers and blow...at least they'll think about it. Those guys should have at least had alarms going off when they heard 4%!

I disagree.  I think the modest return is less suspicious than someone promising, say, a 100% profit.  Think about it, 4% isn't much, but with 150k, if it's a quick and guaranteed return, that's a decent amount of hookers and blow made with your capital.

I think you're falling into the same trap here and probably need to get some help Spracne as I don't think you understand inflation. I'd be happy to help you though...just send me 150k and i'll teach you the ways

It depends on the term of the investment, wouldn't you say?  If I was guaranteed a 4% return next month, I would gladly plop down $10 mil and leisurely purchase 2-3 blue chip recruits after recouping my capital.

Also, I can only do Western Union or MoneyGram.  I hope that works for you?

I'll have my accountant Prince Abdula send that right over to you...as he just got his capital back from some old lady that felt the need to help him.

I agree that short term, that's not bad...but this conversation (as I took it) was over a long period, hence why I argued about inflation.

Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 20, 2013, 08:53:50 PM
4% returns is not the bad thing, it's that this dumbass only expected 4% return for an investment that is as believable as bill gates giving $1000 to everyone who shares some picture on Facebook.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 20, 2013, 08:54:36 PM
I am a tough nut to crack my friend...

I'll give you some insight though: I'm a half shirt tucked in, half shirt loose and flying kind of guy. I love guns, women, 'Merica and am pretty right wing...no I don't mean todays representation of the Republican party; I'm talking about being Fiscally Conservative as a nation. I'm not old by any means but I sure feel old most of the time. I went to the greatest university in the US and eat/sleep/preach EMAW every day.

which is your favorite manufacturer of agricultural equipment?
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: kim carnes on March 20, 2013, 08:55:29 PM
I'll be honest, I don't understand this shell shock guy yet.  Everything he posts goes right over my head.

I am a tough nut to crack my friend...

I'll give you some insight though: I'm a half shirt tucked in, half shirt loose and flying kind of guy. I love guns, women, 'Merica and am pretty right wing...no I don't mean todays representation of the Republican party; I'm talking about being Fiscally Conservative as a nation. I'm not old by any means but I sure feel old most of the time. I went to the greatest university in the US and eat/sleep/preach EMAW every day.

That is all really interesting.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Spracne on March 20, 2013, 08:56:04 PM
I am a tough nut to crack my friend...

I'll give you some insight though: I'm a half shirt tucked in, half shirt loose and flying kind of guy. I love guns, women, 'Merica and am pretty right wing...no I don't mean todays representation of the Republican party; I'm talking about being Fiscally Conservative as a nation. I'm not old by any means but I sure feel old most of the time. I went to the greatest university in the US and eat/sleep/preach EMAW every day.

which is your favorite manufacturer of agricultural equipment?

oh snap! squawk test.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Spracne on March 20, 2013, 08:58:10 PM
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

What if I told you I could turn your 150K into 156K?!?!?!  THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

This is precisely the reason why all athletes should be required to take "athlete" finance and business courses. If you're a good athlete, screw a full education, just make them take classes so they don't shine poorly on your university when they're spending their money on hookers and blow...at least they'll think about it. Those guys should have at least had alarms going off when they heard 4%!

I disagree.  I think the modest return is less suspicious than someone promising, say, a 100% profit.  Think about it, 4% isn't much, but with 150k, if it's a quick and guaranteed return, that's a decent amount of hookers and blow made with your capital.

I think you're falling into the same trap here and probably need to get some help Spracne as I don't think you understand inflation. I'd be happy to help you though...just send me 150k and i'll teach you the ways

It depends on the term of the investment, wouldn't you say?  If I was guaranteed a 4% return next month, I would gladly plop down $10 mil and leisurely purchase 2-3 blue chip recruits after recouping my capital.

Also, I can only do Western Union or MoneyGram.  I hope that works for you?

I'll have my accountant Prince Abdula send that right over to you...as he just got his capital back from some old lady that felt the need to help him.

I agree that short term, that's not bad...but this conversation (as I took it) was over a long period, hence why I argued about inflation.

You are also failing to consider the currency markets.  What if the Nigerian Naira accrues a highly favorable exchange rate over the U.S. Dollar during the term of the investment?  You could end up making hay.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: ShellShock on March 20, 2013, 11:02:31 PM
I am a tough nut to crack my friend...

I'll give you some insight though: I'm a half shirt tucked in, half shirt loose and flying kind of guy. I love guns, women, 'Merica and am pretty right wing...no I don't mean todays representation of the Republican party; I'm talking about being Fiscally Conservative as a nation. I'm not old by any means but I sure feel old most of the time. I went to the greatest university in the US and eat/sleep/preach EMAW every day.

which is your favorite manufacturer of agricultural equipment?

It depends on what type of equipment it is. For years my family has had some old Oliver tractors which I like, but recently my favorite has been New Holland because of the new self propelled swather my family bought.

Overall though, I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for the Farmall Cub.
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 21, 2013, 12:04:11 PM
So in usual fashion Phogtuck.net has convicted Blackman (hey man, 4% is 4%), and some kstatefan tuck brings up Tom Kivisto, of course the phogtucks immediately rally around Kivisto saying his only "sin" was bankrupting a company. 

I guess they didn't read the Freeh report to the Bankruptcy Court, which concluded that Kivisto and others:  Mismanaged Semgroup and related entities in a negligent manner, engaged in fraud and gave false information to a number of parties, engaged in conversion and wasteful actions with Semgroup (and related entities) assets resulting in unjust enrichment of themselves . . . complete failure in their fiduciary duties and breach of contract.






Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Super PurpleCat on March 21, 2013, 12:07:21 PM
Who in the hell pulls out their checkbook and writes a check for $150K on this kind of deal for a 4% return?

That's a laughed right out of the room with a hearty eff off and a door slam to follow offer.

(clac)
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 21, 2013, 12:09:17 PM
Solid counterpoint by spracne.

They're going at each other like Ali and Foreman!  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: doom on March 21, 2013, 12:20:22 PM
4% is actually about where gold appreciates in value on average, inflation is about 6%. 
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: SPEmaw on March 21, 2013, 12:21:30 PM
I'll be honest, I don't understand this shell shock guy yet.  Everything he posts goes right over my head.

I am a tough nut to crack my friend...

I'll give you some insight though: I'm a half shirt tucked in, half shirt loose and flying kind of guy. I love guns, women, 'Merica and am pretty right wing...no I don't mean todays representation of the Republican party; I'm talking about being Fiscally Conservative as a nation. I'm not old by any means but I sure feel old most of the time. I went to the greatest university in the US and eat/sleep/preach EMAW every day.

While our method of explaining all of that was a bit douchey, I like you and wouldn't mind being IRL friends. It's okay for IRL friends to call each other out for being douchey from time to time FYI
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 21, 2013, 12:23:39 PM
If athletes are too rough ridin' stupid to take care of their money (Vince Young) then they don't deserve it. You don't need classes, it's called using your brain
Title: Re: Typical Kansas State Person
Post by: OregonSmock on March 21, 2013, 12:59:32 PM
4% return on a $150k investment?  Might as well just put that money in an Ally bank savings account.