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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: mocat on March 07, 2013, 08:43:12 AM
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Who am I going to bump into and possibly orgy with on Saturday?
Also what in the eff is the deal with these wristbands? Back in my day we didn't need wristbands or IDs or anything to get pak'd on FPD.
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Who am I going to bump into and possibly orgy with on Saturday?
Also what in the eff is the deal with these wristbands? Back in my day we didn't need wristbands or IDs or anything to get pak'd on FPD.
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:gocho: :drink:
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What's up? :cool:
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oh hai guise :gocho:
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not going, too old
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some one skype me in
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one concern - this is probably the last year that i am going to have a go-to house close to aggieville with people that i know.
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not going, too old
not if you enjoy Girl Talk, you're not! :cheers:
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some one skype me in
First-person head cam work for you?
Don't want to carry around my computer/tablet because I'm afraid of a wrist injury.
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there will be a point in time- and i'm not saying when, where fake patty's day becomes real patty's day and real patty's day becomes fake patty's day.
you fellas just let your noggins marinate on that one for a little bit, then meet me up in the Cats Pause lounge, 2nd floor, student union. we'll discuss. bring a fan loaf if you're hungry.
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i don't think fake patty's day will become real patty's day and vice versa.
instead, i think real st patty's day will become fake fake patty's day. either way, clams, i'll see you in the CPLounge.
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some one skype me in
dlew are you going to champaignurbana's FPD that they call Unofficial (super lame name, sorry bread)? If so, please post a detailed review!
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Will be there! Wearing #teamangel shirt with this over it so when I reveal the t-rex head bam Puerto Rico Flag with #teamangel shirt combined with boss t-rex head that will be ready to drink and party and win the big 12 ship :gocho:
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some one skype me in
dlew are you going to champaignurbana's FPD that they call Unofficial (super lame name, sorry bread)? If so, please post a detailed review!
I already wrote about it on my xanga!
Unofficial St. Patrick's day, otherwise known simply as "Unofficial," is UIUC's version of Fake Patty's Day. I've always loved getting drunk with my friends, so I've always loved Fake Patty's. I've especially always loved the solidarity of Fake Patty's. Per capita, it's the drunkest place in the world on that day. It couldn't be duplicated. When my roommates told me about Unofficial back in September, I, in turn, regaled them with tales about Fake Patty's. They dismissed my explanation with "dude, there are 35,000 people at this school - it's bigger here. Some one died during it once." Gotta say, it sounded impressive.
I was still incredulous. The timing of Unofficial that just didn't make sense to me. First: the date. It was yesterday, March 1st, an entire 17 days before actual St. Patrick's Day. The whole point of these types of things is because real/official St. Patrick's day happens while kids are on Spring Break. Our spring break starts on the 15th. Why isn't Unofficial next weekend, while kids are still in Champaign and closer to the date of the actual holiday? Second: it's on a Friday. I guess the undergrads skip classes so they can indulge in some pre-sunrise libations, which I can certainly respect. But why not have it on a Saturday? The party line explanation is that "Saturday is for recovering." Even so, why not make Sunday "Recovery Day?" It was at this point I was told to quit asking so many stupid questions and "drink up, pussy." The long and short of this means that Fake Patty's is on the appropriate day and Unofficial simply is not.
So, being a friday, I had class at 9 and again at 10:30. I would have drank before class, but I was on call and knew I'd have to answer some of my professor's questions. After class got out at around noon, we walked straight to the liquor store and then to a big law school party at an apartment. People were getting really, really drunk. Elements of that perverse lust for alcohol - drinking just to get recklessly drunk - that I always loved about Fake Patty's were starting to seep through. At one point, a turkey baster filled with gin was put in my face, and subsequently, its minty contents went down my throat. The apartment was so crowded that people were congregating outside on the balcony of the third floor apartment.
Soon enough, though, those pesky flatfoots came in and busted the party. Apparently, they got some underage chicks to come in and drink to give out some hosting to minors tickets. Judging from the number of cops they sent (which was no fewer than 15), I'm sure they were disappointed that there were zero underage kids at the party, other than the secret agents they planted. A cop asked me for my license, and then for my student ID and then told me to get out. On the way out of the complex, I was able to snap a picture of the whole scene. A cop saw me do this and told me it was illegal, but I'm not sure about that.
After that, we all went to the bars, which were full, but not packed. They didn't shut down the street in the bar district. There was a mass of emerald, shitfaced humanity. Just a bunch of people at the bars. The best way to explain it is that it felt like a regular night at the bars, except it was during the day and then the night.
I've always laughed about Fake Patty's Day and been so proud that it's impossible to duplicate it. No one has a vendetta against sobriety like us EMAWs on Fake Patty's. Unofficial was a very, very fun time, but it's not the same as Fake Patty's. Nothing can be.
We're the best in the world.
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Will be there! Wearing #teamangel shirt with this over it so when I reveal the t-rex head bam Puerto Rico Flag with #teamangel shirt combined with boss t-rex head that will be ready to drink and party and win the big 12 ship :gocho:
that is really great
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some one skype me in
dlew are you going to champaignurbana's FPD that they call Unofficial (super lame name, sorry bread)? If so, please post a detailed review!
Yeah, Unofficial was a raging dork fest. It's a chance for all the unattracitve nerds to get day drunk and make fools of themselves by falling down a lot and making out in public. Not for elites. There will be plenty of college of law folks attending obviously. Dlew should go and report back for sure.
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Oh, you did.
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:thumbsup: dlew
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pretty sure dlew is prob the grand master of unofficial. :lol: oh man dlew you're just taking it with no vaseline in here. no worries bud, i'm only messing with you. :lol:
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Great story LDew :thumbs:
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Great review, thanks!
Starting at noon? l o l
By noon Moro street is already a skunk river of green puke.
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Will be there. How does this thing work nowadays?
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:peek:
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Will be there. How does this thing work nowadays?
This is what I want to know. eff getting wristbands, imo. I'll drink anywhere.
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Will be there. How does this thing work nowadays?
This is what I want to know. eff getting wristbands, imo. I'll drink anywhere.
Basically $5 cover at most bars. Protip: go drink at places like Coco Bolos for easy bar access, places to sit, lunch, etc.
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:driving: :drink: :cheers:
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Will be there. How does this thing work nowadays?
This is what I want to know. eff getting wristbands, imo. I'll drink anywhere.
Basically $5 cover at most bars. Protip: go drink at places like Coco Bolos for easy bar access, places to sit, lunch, etc.
Right whatever see you at mae's
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Will be there. How does this thing work nowadays?
This is what I want to know. eff getting wristbands, imo. I'll drink anywhere.
Basically $5 cover at most bars. Protip: go drink at places like Coco Bolos for easy bar access, places to sit, lunch, etc.
Right whatever see you at mae's
maes during fpd is like a water fountain in the middle of a desert. jeff hates it.
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Will be there. How does this thing work nowadays?
This is what I want to know. eff getting wristbands, imo. I'll drink anywhere.
Basically $5 cover at most bars. Protip: go drink at places like Coco Bolos for easy bar access, places to sit, lunch, etc.
Right whatever see you at mae's
Yes, see you there tomorrow
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rain? :ohno:
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rain? :ohno:
Just trimming the fat. Rained a bunch on FPD 2009 or '10 and didn't slow much down.
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Will be there. How does this thing work nowadays?
This is what I want to know. eff getting wristbands, imo. I'll drink anywhere.
Basically $5 cover at most bars. Protip: go drink at places like Coco Bolos for easy bar access, places to sit, lunch, etc.
Right whatever see you at mae's
Yes, see you there tomorrow
I'm not coming in town until Saturday morning I think
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rain? :ohno:
Just trimming the fat. Rained a bunch on FPD 2009 or '10 and didn't slow much down.
yeah that was one of my favorite FPDs. T-Grat drove wasted jmlynch and mocat and a few others to taco bell for dinner and was embarrassed because there were a lot of kids around. Hey retards with kids! Don't leave your house on FPD, geesh.
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Mae's for the game?
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rain? :ohno:
Just trimming the fat. Rained a bunch on FPD 2009 or '10 and didn't slow much down.
yeah that was one of my favorite FPDs. T-Grat drove wasted jmlynch and mocat and a few others to taco bell for dinner and was embarrassed because there were a lot of kids around. Hey retards with kids! Don't leave your house on FPD, geesh.
:sdeek: I may have been one of the others
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Mae's for the game?
i thought about it but i really am pretty old and don't want to risk breaking a hip or something with all the students running around sexoring each other up and whatnot.
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Mae's for the game?
i thought about it but i really am pretty old and don't want to risk breaking a hip or something with all the students running around sexoring each other up and whatnot.
Yard orgy at old man daris's place
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:peek:
pffffft!
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Mae's for the game?
i thought about it but last time i was at maes i drank 872 dollar bud lights and couldnt spell my name so ill see you guys there :thumbs:
Rick's in, you guys!
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Mae's for the game?
i thought about it but last time i was at maes i drank 872 dollar bud lights and couldnt spell my name so ill see you guys there :thumbs:
Rick's in, you guys!
reading kkk posts like these make me feel like the father of a child that just scored a game winning touchdown and then immediately made out with the homecoming queen. could not be any prouder of how far our little guy has come.
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can we change KKK's name? please
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Mae's for the game?
i thought about it but last time i was at maes i drank 872 dollar bud lights and couldnt spell my name so ill see you guys there :thumbs:
Rick's in, you guys!
reading kkk posts like these make me feel like the father of a child that just scored a game winning touchdown and then immediately made out with the homecoming queen. could not be any prouder of how far our little guy has come.
Yeah only the kid was a goofy unathletic loser back in middle school who really blossomed once he grew into himself
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Mae's for the game?
i thought about it but last time i was at maes i drank 872 dollar bud lights and couldnt spell my name so ill see you guys there :thumbs:
Rick's in, you guys!
reading kkk posts like these make me feel like the father of a child that just scored a game winning touchdown and then immediately made out with the homecoming queen. could not be any prouder of how far our little guy has come.
Yeah only the kid was a goofy unathletic loser back in middle school who really blossomed once he grew into himself
plus he used to eat his own boogers just a year ago and the homecoming queen is actually only average looking.
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can we change KKK's name? please
we sure can mocat. what would you like to change it to?
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maybe something like Kelly Clarkson Creep?
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maybe something like Kelly Clarkson Creep?
Female vocalist stalker is a real win for me considering my past name changes all involved serial killers or hate organizations.
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Way to go, KCC!
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Need to know etiquette for when Go EMAW members participate in FPD Orgies. Okay to make eye contact or do we need to wear KatPak heads to maintain anonymity?? Just covering my bases here, thanks.
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No masks required. Think less Eyes Wide Shut and more Caligula-style orgy
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I've always been somewhat anti-bars on FPD
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i'm pretty old too ricky, but i'm thinking of strolling down and checking it out. haven't been to one since like the first or second. someone pm me some phone digits so i can find my gE bros, i don't really know anyone else of age in this town.
looking forward to the orgies and sexoring.
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http://www.k-state.edu/today/announcement.php?id=7404&category=from_the_president&referredBy=K-State%20Today%20Home
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i bet the animal throws back a few and trolls squaks on twitter after we win a championship.
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Maes
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Kirk is such a boss. not once in that did he throw in the dumbass "don't drink unless you're 21 blah blah."
he simply said "be safe, here's what will be available so that you can stay safe, oh and if anyone important is reading this the reports to the police last year were totally pud so quit being tucks, this is a fun thing."
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meet your friends at mae's
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I just heard fpd was canceled. Sorry
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What a rough ridin' waste of time. This thing is for puds you guys.
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Fanning
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I'll be there. You'll find me with my best buds, F14.
They made a promo for the party, watch it here http://f14life.com/2013/03/04/f14-official-aggieville-bars-rustys-kites-fpd-promo/
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The animal gets it. You can't stop it, you can only hope to contain it.
Didn't mention orgies though. Kinda concerning?
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Fanning
:lol: Sorry. I wish I could be there too. I'm trying to down play it now that I'm not going. :)
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:bartender:
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Will come see you real life friend, Jakesie60. :combofan:
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If anyone gets any pics of yard orgies, post them here please.
But, lets keep them tasteful.
Only tasteful yard orgy pics, please.
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Jake, is Aggie station doing the wristband thing?
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If anyone gets any pics of yard orgies, post them here please.
But, lets keep them tasteful.
Only tasteful yard orgy pics, please.
I'm pretty good at censoring nipples. If you have any pictures with nippes you need censored send them to me and I'll get 'em done and then post them so they will be tasteful.
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never, I'm going to carmikes
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I have a room at the W in Dallas for FPD. I'll probably raid the mini-bar and watch basketball.
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I think the only bars I would even want to go to tomorrow are Mae's and Station. Granted, those are my two favorite bars anyway, but I want nothing to do with wristbands.
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I've never been to the Station. Describe the ambiance.
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I've never been to the Station. Describe the ambiance.
Its like heaven except Jakesie serves you beer instead of Kate Upton.
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I've never been to the Station. Describe the ambiance.
It's without question the most aesthetically pleasing bar in aggieville, including the bartenders (jakesie :fatty:)
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rain? :ohno:
Just trimming the fat. Rained a bunch on FPD 2009 or '10 and didn't slow much down.
yeah that was one of my favorite FPDs. T-Grat drove wasted jmlynch and mocat and a few others to taco bell for dinner and was embarrassed because there were a lot of kids around. Hey retards with kids! Don't leave your house on FPD, geesh.
:sdeek: I may have been one of the others
:sdeek: I may know 8manpick and mocat
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I've never been to the Station. Describe the ambiance.
Its like heaven except Jakesie serves you beer instead of Kate Upton.
See this is why you deserved better than "KKK" :thumbs:
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Jake, is Aggie station doing the wristband thing?
Nope. All 3 bars are connected now so they just want as many people to come in and check it out as possible.
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i really want to watch the game in aggieville but it's going to be too damn packed.
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a little bird named jmlynch told me mae's is going to open at noon, which may or may not help with the game crowd
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Why so late?!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why so late?!!!!!!!!!!!
the guy who owns maes (stud) does not like fpd and really wants no part of it. interesting business model but the people who are regulars there appreciate it because it doesn't get ridiculous there. i've watched bball down there before during fpd and it was a good time.
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Why so late?!!!!!!!!!!!
the guy who owns maes (stud) does not like fpd and really wants to part of it. interesting business model but the people who are regulars there appreciate it because it doesn't get ridiculous there. i've watched bball down there before during fpd and it was a good time.
I'll see you there on Saturday.
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Good news, I just want some place that I can watch the cats and have a few beers. Then party like crazy the rest of the day.
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a little bird named jmlynch told me mae's is going to open at noon, which may or may not help with the game crowd
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Why so late?!!!!!!!!!!!
the guy who owns maes (stud) does not like fpd and really wants no part of it. interesting business model but the people who are regulars there appreciate it because it doesn't get ridiculous there. i've watched bball down there before during fpd and it was a good time.
Will I be real life pi'd by the regulars? I'd classify myself as a semi regular, but I will also be Rick Daris on dollar night drunk by noon Saturday.
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Why so late?!!!!!!!!!!!
the guy who owns maes (stud) does not like fpd and really wants no part of it. interesting business model but the people who are regulars there appreciate it because it doesn't get ridiculous there. i've watched bball down there before during fpd and it was a good time.
Will I be real life pi'd by the regulars? I'd classify myself as a semi regular, but I will also be Rick Daris on dollar night drunk by noon Saturday.
In my experience everyone is extremely friendly and nice. Any PIing would be the same that you get from real-life bros. Since that's what we are!
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GUYS, IT'S ALMOST HERE!!!
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WWWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEE
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP
friends!
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AWWWW YEEEEEAHH!!!!
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J and i just bonged a liter of everclear each and are playing dominoes in the BK parking lot :party:
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J and i just bonged a liter of everclear each and are playing dominoes in the BK parking lot :party:
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Aubtie Mae's downstairs!
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fanning :frown:
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Kites gave Freddy one of those pink security shirts, I thought that was nice/cool of them
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I got weird.
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I got weird.
Sidenote is old Chicago ever going to rough ridin' open? I mean, we even got a bonus hour. This is ridic
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I got weird.
Sidenote is old Chicago ever going to rough ridin' open? I mean, we even got a bonus hour. This is ridic
Like super rough ridin' weird.
EDIT: Big XII Champs weird
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I went home with a 5.8 :sdeek:
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I got weird.
Sidenote is old Chicago ever going to rough ridin' open? I mean, we even got a bonus hour. This is ridic
Like super rough ridin' weird.
EDIT: Big XII Champs weird
What did you do during your weird stage?