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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: Institutional Control on February 08, 2013, 07:25:09 AM

Title: Damn you, Satan!!
Post by: Institutional Control on February 08, 2013, 07:25:09 AM
Always trying to trick me into thinking the world is more than 6000 years old with your "science".  :shakesfist:

http://news.yahoo.com/asteroid-impact-killed-dinosaurs-evidence-191146621.html
Title: Re: Damn you, Satan!!
Post by: puniraptor on February 08, 2013, 07:30:20 AM
Quote from: CFoD on February 08, 2013, 07:25:09 AM
Always trying to trick me into thinking the world is more than 6000 years old with your "science".  :shakesfist:

http://news.yahoo.com/asteroid-impact-killed-dinosaurs-evidence-191146621.html

I'm pretty sure it was god who planted this evidence to test your faith.
Title: Re: Damn you, Satan!!
Post by: Institutional Control on February 08, 2013, 07:38:02 AM
Quote from: puniraptor on February 08, 2013, 07:30:20 AM
Quote from: CFoD on February 08, 2013, 07:25:09 AM
Always trying to trick me into thinking the world is more than 6000 years old with your "science".  :shakesfist:

http://news.yahoo.com/asteroid-impact-killed-dinosaurs-evidence-191146621.html

I'm pretty sure it was god who planted this evidence to test your faith.

Oh man....

I'm so confused right now.
Title: Re: Damn you, Satan!!
Post by: Institutional Control on February 08, 2013, 07:39:39 AM
I dated a chick like God once. She was such a bitch.
Title: Re: Damn you, Satan!!
Post by: kstatefreak42 on February 10, 2013, 05:32:56 PM
If there is anybody on this board that thinks the earth is only 6000 years they need to be slapped.
Title: Re: Damn you, Satan!!
Post by: kim carnes on February 10, 2013, 05:40:10 PM
Quote from: CFoD on February 08, 2013, 07:38:02 AM
Quote from: puniraptor on February 08, 2013, 07:30:20 AM
Quote from: CFoD on February 08, 2013, 07:25:09 AM
Always trying to trick me into thinking the world is more than 6000 years old with your "science".  :shakesfist:

http://news.yahoo.com/asteroid-impact-killed-dinosaurs-evidence-191146621.html

I'm pretty sure it was god who planted this evidence to test your faith.

Oh man....

I'm so confused right now.

If god's existence was obvious then everyone would be worshipping him.  Ultimately, only those who have true faith will be rewarded.
Title: Re: Damn you, Satan!!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 10, 2013, 08:08:43 PM
Wait, I thought Christians claimed it WAS obvious?  Crap
Title: Re: Damn you, Satan!!
Post by: "storm"nut on February 11, 2013, 06:53:39 AM
The Bible is a road map not a encyclopedia.
Title: Re: Damn you, Satan!!
Post by: Institutional Control on February 11, 2013, 07:06:55 AM
Quote from: "storm"nut on February 11, 2013, 06:53:39 AM
The Bible is a road map not a encyclopedia.

Which verse is that?