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Title: Favorite radio/television boner pill ad
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 03, 2013, 08:45:35 AM
I am really impressed by what Bravado is doing on 810 these days.
Title: Favorite radio/television boner pill ad
Post by: steve dave on February 03, 2013, 08:47:31 AM
I always mix up the ones for boner pills and have to constantly urinate because of old man peen problems ones.
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Post by: Pete on February 03, 2013, 09:11:57 AM
The ones with old guys fixing stuff and then, presumably, getting huge boners is pretty compelling.

I am terrible at fixing stuff. 
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Post by: steve dave on February 03, 2013, 09:39:18 AM
That one where its like 4 different old guys watching their old wives do goofy things and then they see each other and smile like, "yeah, it's rough ridin' time" is somewhat memorable.
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Post by: felix rex on February 03, 2013, 10:00:34 AM
I'm torn between hill side bath tubs or boner jam session.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 03, 2013, 12:51:40 PM
The Bravado one is on radio so no images but the VoiceOver guy uses the words "rock" and "hard" like 50 times.  Then tells you they ship in plain paper so your neighbors don't know about your boner probs
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Post by: Brock Landers on February 03, 2013, 12:59:03 PM
I like the one where a couple is raking leaves and they barely bump into each other and then look at each other like "Yeah lets stop raking and go have some sexy time."
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 03, 2013, 01:08:29 PM
That one where its like 4 different old guys watching their old wives do goofy things and then they see each other and smile like, "yeah, it's rough ridin' time" is somewhat memorable.

There is also a series of 4 old dudes who are cruising the pch/catching a ballgame and one loser has to keep stopping to whiz
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on February 03, 2013, 04:26:14 PM
The one where the guy putt-putts through a tire
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Post by: mocat on February 03, 2013, 11:31:15 PM
Guy takes boner pills and then proceeds to go on a six hour sailing trip all by himself. Why do you need boner pills on a sail boat by yourself?
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Post by: bones129 on February 03, 2013, 11:54:33 PM
Guy takes boner pills and then proceeds to go on a six hour sailing trip all by himself. Why do you need boner pills on a sail boat by yourself?

He really likes himself, and wants to prove it to himself?   :jerk:
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Post by: chunkles on February 04, 2013, 06:41:16 AM
are the ones with Phil Mickelson boner pill ads?  I don't know because I'm mesmerized by how much his eyes stay open.  It's like one or two blinks at most for each ad.
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Post by: puniraptor on February 16, 2013, 09:31:32 PM
Horses pulling the pickup out of the mud.
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Post by: Pete on February 16, 2013, 09:34:53 PM
Horses pulling the pickup out of the mud.

Yep.

He KNEW immediately how to fix the problem.  If THAT guy is cool with those boner pills, then who the eff are we to question that?
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 16, 2013, 10:50:15 PM
Horses pulling the pickup out of the mud.

Yep.

He KNEW immediately how to fix the problem.  If THAT guy is cool with those boner pills, then who the eff are we to question that?

A bit too subtle for my tastes, in boner pill ads.
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Post by: Shacks on February 16, 2013, 11:06:56 PM
The dick pump commercial with those pervy looking old dudes really creeps out my girlfriend.  One of them looks like a registered sex offender.
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Post by: MeatSauce on February 16, 2013, 11:25:04 PM
I always mix up the ones for boner pills and have to constantly urinate because of old man peen problems ones.

jimmy johnson = boner pills
joe theisman = old man pee problems



favorite of all time = Viva Viagra. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyMXahpRVV4
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Post by: puniraptor on July 14, 2014, 08:54:37 PM
Imma fix this this suspension bridge and get an erection because I am a man at the age of knowing what I want.
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Post by: Asteriskhead on July 14, 2014, 10:09:10 PM
The tent by the body of water one.
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Post by: mocat on July 14, 2014, 10:11:24 PM
Definitely the truck pulling a horse trailer gets stuck in the mud, let the horse out, pop a V, horse pulls truck to safety
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 14, 2014, 10:14:36 PM
anyone ever taken a boner pill?

i haven't
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 14, 2014, 10:41:08 PM
"The printing press is broke boss!"
"I got this boys, go ahead and knock off for the night."

Fixes printing press
Smiles to self
Gets firm boner
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Post by: The Big Train on July 14, 2014, 11:20:34 PM
Definitely the truck pulling a horse trailer gets stuck in the mud, let the horse out, pop a V, horse pulls truck to safety

That's a pretty good one.

"I'm a man!"
Title: Re: Favorite radio/television boner pill ad
Post by: Phil Titola on July 14, 2014, 11:30:12 PM
I can only imagine the boner pill ad angle when gE and current generation gets in the market...

- Boots up old dusty PC and gets a login screen....boner time

- Finds the just right wikipedia article to win that internet argument....*booooinnnngg*

- Perfect youtube mix of #LIFE/Bill Walker/FFF ..... :jerk:

manly stuff
Title: Re: Favorite radio/television boner pill ad
Post by: slobber on July 15, 2014, 11:26:00 AM
It's Bob Dole. Maybe you younguns don't recall it, but it was basically, "I'm Bob Dole and Bob Dole uses boner pills because Bob Dole is an old man with a mumped up arm and if Bob Dole takes boner pills and tells you Bob Dole takes doner pills then you should take boner pills like Bob Dole and not be ashamed of it. Bob Dole."
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Post by: Spracne on July 15, 2014, 11:56:18 AM
The one where he's driving his mid-life crisis muscle car through the desert and it overheats.  He stops at some podunk station and buys a bottle of water to pour in the radiator, cuz he's at the age of knowing how to get things down.  The thing that really makes the commercial, though, is the raspy crooning in the background music.
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Post by: slobber on July 15, 2014, 11:58:54 AM
It's Bob Dole. Maybe you younguns don't recall it, but it was basically, "I'm Bob Dole and Bob Dole uses boner pills because Bob Dole is an old man with a mumped up arm and if Bob Dole takes boner pills and tells you Bob Dole takes doner pills then you should take boner pills like Bob Dole and not be ashamed of it. Bob Dole."
I forgot to mention that Bob Dole is on the beach (I am pretty sure, anyway), if that matters.
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Post by: Frankenklein on July 15, 2014, 01:04:55 PM
The warning to seek medical attention if you experience an erection of four hours is what sells the stuff.The rest of the commercial is just fluff to set it up.