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Title: Celebrity friends
Post by: Institutional Control on January 30, 2013, 08:12:09 AM
Ever listen/watch a celebrity interview and think "we would be such BFFs if we ever met"?

I just felt that way after listening to Jason Bateman on Howard Stern.  That guy seems cool as hell. I'm cool as hell. Seems like a match made in heaven.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: steve dave on January 30, 2013, 08:19:35 AM
prolly zooey deschanel and you would hit it off romantically too amirite?
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Institutional Control on January 30, 2013, 08:22:01 AM
prolly zooey deschanel and you would hit it off romantically too amirite?

I've never really heard an interview of her, so I'm not sure.  I mean, I'm sure she would like me because I'm pretty awesome. Whether or not I would like her is the real question.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: star seed 7 on January 30, 2013, 08:22:24 AM
prolly zooey deschanel and you would hit it off romantically too amirite?

 :love:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Institutional Control on January 30, 2013, 08:25:06 AM
If I moved to California I'd probably have Stonestreet over every Saturday to watch the Cats.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: The1BigWillie on January 30, 2013, 08:35:33 AM
Ron White.   :cheers:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: OK_Cat on January 30, 2013, 09:07:19 AM
If I moved to California I'd probably have Stonestreet over every Saturday to watch the Cats.

no you wouldn't.  he would be full of gopo talking points, and he is probably a huge fan of waters and not #life.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Institutional Control on January 30, 2013, 09:09:56 AM
If I moved to California I'd probably have Stonestreet over every Saturday to watch the Cats.

no you wouldn't.  he would be full of gopo talking points, and he is probably a huge fan of waters and not #life.

I don't want to believe that.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: 'taterblast on January 30, 2013, 09:11:09 AM
nick swardson, i think.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: OK_Cat on January 30, 2013, 09:12:02 AM
If I moved to California I'd probably have Stonestreet over every Saturday to watch the Cats.

no you wouldn't.  he would be full of gopo talking points, and he is probably a huge fan of waters and not #life.

I don't want to believe that.

it's very true.  good for stonestreet for making it big, but he's a huge tuck.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: mocat on January 30, 2013, 09:14:53 AM
I would love to have been a hanger-on of Andre the Giant's coattails.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: michigancat on January 30, 2013, 10:11:06 AM
no, my real life friends are much cooler than any celebrity I've encountered.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 30, 2013, 10:24:52 AM
Ever listen/watch a celebrity interview and think "we would be such BFFs if we ever met"?

I just felt that way after listening to Jason Bateman on Howard Stern.  That guy seems cool as hell. I'm cool as hell. Seems like a match made in heaven.

Jason Bateman lived for a while in the same building as a girl I was dating.  (He was subletting from Amanda Peet.)  Anyway, the building had a tiny little private elevator that she would occassionaly be on with him.  She said he was very nice and had cute kids, but she never said anything to him.  I suggested she try "Aren't you Justine Bateman's brother?"  Not that I would have ever said that to him myself, without a few drinks in me at least...

Paul Rudd seems cool.  Timberlake seems cool too, but it also seems like it would be hard work hanging out with him.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: yoga-like_abana on January 30, 2013, 10:25:10 AM
no, my real life friends are much cooler than any celebrity I've encountered.
yeah I'll go with this. exception being wesley snipes
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Mr Bread on January 30, 2013, 10:26:55 AM
Ever listen/watch a celebrity interview and think "we would be such BFFs if we ever met"?

I just felt that way after listening to Jason Bateman on Howard Stern.  That guy seems cool as hell. I'm cool as hell. Seems like a match made in heaven.

Jason Bateman wouldn't even take the time to laugh in your rough ridin' face. 
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: 8manpick on January 30, 2013, 10:30:27 AM
no, my real life friends are much cooler than any celebrity I've encountered.

This.  Remember that many celebs are just the acting / drama / forensics nerds you probably made fun of in high school all grown up (and rich).
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Institutional Control on January 30, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
Ever listen/watch a celebrity interview and think "we would be such BFFs if we ever met"?

I just felt that way after listening to Jason Bateman on Howard Stern.  That guy seems cool as hell. I'm cool as hell. Seems like a match made in heaven.

Jason Bateman wouldn't even take the time to laugh in your rough ridin' face.

Ouch.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: chum1 on January 30, 2013, 10:32:06 AM
I feel like I have a lot in common with Beyonce.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: chum1 on January 30, 2013, 10:33:08 AM
Actual answer, though, is Lindsay Lohan.  eff the police.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Winters on January 30, 2013, 10:50:25 AM
maury povich
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 30, 2013, 10:56:38 AM
I think I would enjoy being bros with the dad from Family Matters, or anyone on Family Matters besides Urkel.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: treysolid on January 30, 2013, 11:08:08 AM
I think I would enjoy being bros with the dad from Family Matters, or anyone on Family Matters besides Urkel.

his name is carl otis winslow.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 30, 2013, 11:09:36 AM
What about when Urkel was the cool Urkel?  Can't remember his name.  That dude was so suave.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Institutional Control on January 30, 2013, 11:11:32 AM
I think I would enjoy being bros with the dad from Family Matters, or anyone on Family Matters besides Urkel.

his name is carl otis winslow.

No, his name is Sgt. Al Powell.

"You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake. "
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 30, 2013, 11:12:36 AM
What about when Urkel was the cool Urkel?  Can't remember his name.  That dude was so suave.

He was a phony. His name was Stephon. 
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Bloodfart on January 30, 2013, 11:14:36 AM
Pauly Shore
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: treysolid on January 30, 2013, 11:18:27 AM
Pauly Shore

is this your ticket into the playboy mansion?
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Mr Bread on January 30, 2013, 12:30:42 PM
Pauly Shore

is this your ticket into the playboy mansion?

No, BF just wants to get his juice wheezed.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 30, 2013, 12:32:42 PM
Pauly Shore

is this your ticket into the playboy mansion?

No, BF just wants to get his juice wheezed.

 :lol:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPn6sqGUM5A
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 30, 2013, 12:34:46 PM
Steve Carell
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: ChiComCat on January 30, 2013, 12:37:29 PM
Chris Walken
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 30, 2013, 12:39:38 PM
Seems like id be pretty bog bros with John Krasinski.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: SabiNation on January 30, 2013, 12:43:51 PM
Guy Fieri
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: kim carnes on January 30, 2013, 12:46:18 PM
I doubt there are any celebrities that would hangout with anyone that posts here.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 30, 2013, 12:50:22 PM
I doubt there are any celebrities that would hangout with anyone that posts here.
Don't make me post the bob saget pic again, Carnes.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: ben ji on January 30, 2013, 12:51:31 PM
Corey and Shawn from Boy Meets World
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: AbeFroman on January 30, 2013, 01:00:18 PM
Guy Fieri

Huge homophobe
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: kim carnes on January 30, 2013, 01:01:24 PM
I doubt there are any celebrities that would hangout with anyone that posts here.
Don't make me post the bob saget pic again, Carnes.

I stand by my statement.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on January 30, 2013, 01:07:36 PM
Jon Hamm is the most stud celebrity there is.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: SabiNation on January 30, 2013, 01:10:28 PM
Guy Fieri

Huge homophobe

Well besides that!  :blindfold:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: michigancat on January 30, 2013, 01:18:24 PM
Jon Hamm is the most stud celebrity there is.

He actually lived on my old boss's couch for a while. He was just a guy on the couch. Like I said.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Institutional Control on January 30, 2013, 01:21:22 PM
I doubt there are any celebrities that would hangout with anyone that posts here.

Sometimes words can hurt, kim carnes.   :frown:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on January 30, 2013, 01:30:44 PM
Jon Hamm is the most stud celebrity there is.

He actually lived on my old boss's couch for a while. He was just a guy on the couch. Like I said.

Yeah seems like he actually was able to live a normal life for a long time hence he is normal now.  Pretty funny Hamm story: He was invited to be in a fantasy football league by Bill Simmons. This league is apparently just a bunch of regular guys. They have it set up so 13 people are invited to the draft but only 12 spots are available. The winner of the league the previous year gets to decide who is banished from the league that year, and the guy picked John Hamm. So a huge movie star goes to some random fantasy football draft and after 5 minutes he has to go home.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 30, 2013, 01:50:54 PM
I could totally one up ole KC but I'm too lazy to edit my face out of like a million pictures.  :eye:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: 'taterblast on January 30, 2013, 02:17:44 PM
I could totally one up ole KC but I'm too lazy to edit my face out of like a million pictures.  :eye:

just do one
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 30, 2013, 02:18:32 PM
Ok hold on.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: michigancat on January 30, 2013, 02:20:17 PM
if it's jason sudekis i'm not impressed
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: michigancat on January 30, 2013, 02:20:42 PM
odds are I won't be impressed anyway, but just saving you the trouble if it's Jason Sudekis.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 30, 2013, 02:22:42 PM
This was last summer.

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Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: 'taterblast on January 30, 2013, 02:26:25 PM
well now i just want to see the others
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: michigancat on January 30, 2013, 02:29:45 PM
This was last summer.

well I must say you've defied the odds. kudos.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 30, 2013, 02:32:04 PM
Here's another for you doubters.


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Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 30, 2013, 02:40:23 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 30, 2013, 02:52:13 PM
Last one.  Me some of my bros hanging out.

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Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Bloodfart on January 30, 2013, 03:19:40 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Institutional Control on March 11, 2014, 01:08:55 PM
Ever listen/watch a celebrity interview and think "we would be such BFFs if we ever met"?

I just felt that way after listening to Jason Bateman on Howard Stern.  That guy seems cool as hell. I'm cool as hell. Seems like a match made in heaven.

For the records guys, I'm still convinced Jason and I would be BFFs if we ever met.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 11, 2014, 01:15:24 PM
I think Bill Murray and I would get along pretty smashingly.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Brock Landers on March 11, 2014, 01:19:44 PM
Adam Carolla
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: 'taterblast on March 11, 2014, 01:20:35 PM
Adam Carolla

yep
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Trogdor on March 11, 2014, 01:57:13 PM
Prolly Emma Watson
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on March 11, 2014, 02:22:40 PM
Prolly Emma Watson

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Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: michigancat on March 11, 2014, 03:11:35 PM
adam carrola is kind of a putz
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Brock Landers on March 11, 2014, 03:25:54 PM
adam carrola is kind of a putz


Sort of, but at least he seems like he would actually hang out and be real life friends with an average gE'r.  Most of the other celebrities named in this thread would have their assistant hire a temp just to laugh in our stupid faces.  I mean Emma Watson good lord.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: michigancat on March 11, 2014, 03:27:08 PM
adam carrola is kind of a putz


Sort of, but at least he seems like he would actually hang out and be real life friends with an average gE'r.  Most of the other celebrities named in this thread would have their assistant hire a temp just to laugh in our stupid faces.  I mean Emma Watson good lord.

well, yeah, obviously he'd be a good match for a lot of goemawers.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: steve dave on March 11, 2014, 03:29:04 PM
Lucky from OneMileAtATime
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: puniraptor on March 11, 2014, 03:44:01 PM
Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: chum1 on March 11, 2014, 04:29:24 PM
Anyone seen "Get Doug with High"?  Doug Benson just sits around with celebs and they smoke a bunch of weed.  Well, I was watching the episode with Greg Proops and that dude was taking hits off of everything he could get his hands on.  It seemed like he was taking a hit like every couple minutes.  Here's the thing, though:  HIS DEMEANOR NEVER CHANGED.  Not even a little bit.  I was amazed.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Tobias on March 11, 2014, 04:30:40 PM
it's @DougBenson
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 11, 2014, 04:31:22 PM
i could never quite decide whether i loved proops or hated him. still not sure.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 11, 2014, 04:31:37 PM
it's @DougBenson

I am @DougBenson!
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Tobias on March 11, 2014, 04:31:57 PM
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Mr Bread on March 11, 2014, 04:32:50 PM
i could never quite decide whether i loved proops or hated him. still not sure.

I don't care for him, but I don't hate him. 
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Mr Bread on March 11, 2014, 04:33:29 PM
To be fair to Greg, I don't have much Proops exposure. 
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: star seed 7 on March 11, 2014, 05:06:23 PM
it's @DougBenson

Please stop, thanks.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: chum1 on March 11, 2014, 05:49:45 PM
i could never quite decide whether i loved proops or hated him. still not sure.

He seemed fun on the show:  quick witted, gossipy, a good story teller. 
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Kat Kid on March 11, 2014, 06:23:42 PM
Miley
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 11, 2014, 10:47:01 PM
Paul Walker
RIP bro
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 12, 2014, 07:47:07 AM
Gosling


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Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: CHONGS on March 12, 2014, 08:48:56 AM
Paul F Tompkins
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: 8manpick on March 12, 2014, 09:27:18 AM
pre-rehab Robert Downey Jr.  :drink: :drink: :cheers: :cheers: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sherv.net%2Fcm%2Femo%2Fsmoke%2Fsnort.gif&hash=61fae80d81a45772bb7929eb1c104d96b43dddb2) (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sherv.net%2Fcm%2Femo%2Fsmoke%2Fsnort.gif&hash=61fae80d81a45772bb7929eb1c104d96b43dddb2)
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: RockState2000 on March 12, 2014, 10:06:23 AM
It's Britney, betch. Plus, maybe get lucky?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 12, 2014, 10:13:16 AM
Robert Redford
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: slobber on March 12, 2014, 12:47:35 PM
Robert Redford
Maybe get lucky?
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 12, 2014, 12:54:27 PM
ERiI are going to go hang out with our IRL friend @DougBenson on 3/30 in KC.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 12, 2014, 12:57:00 PM
Robert Redford
Maybe get lucky?

I keep friends friendly.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: slobber on March 12, 2014, 12:57:15 PM
ERiI are going to go hang out with our IRL friend @DougBenson on 3/30 in KC.
He won't be able to leave the circle.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: scottwildcat on March 12, 2014, 01:27:07 PM

maury povich

I miss our afternoon Maury watch parties on Yuma.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: pissclams on March 12, 2014, 01:36:20 PM
ERiI are going to go hang out with our IRL friend @DougBenson on 3/30 in KC.

just saw this, will be tough to attend
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 12, 2014, 01:50:17 PM
ERiI are going to go hang out with our IRL friend @DougBenson on 3/30 in KC.

just saw this, will be tough to attend

okay  :frown:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Headinjun on March 12, 2014, 01:53:47 PM
Ive hung with Reed Timmer of storm chaser fame. Awesome dude!!
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 12, 2014, 02:36:55 PM
ERiI are going to go hang out with our IRL friend @DougBenson on 3/30 in KC.

Doug Benson isn't funny. The only reason people know who he is is because he's a huge advocate for pot.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 12, 2014, 02:38:31 PM
ERiI are going to go hang out with our IRL friend @DougBenson on 3/30 in KC.

Doug Benson isn't funny. The only reason people know who he is is because he's a huge advocate for pot.

 :dubious:
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 12, 2014, 02:41:24 PM
ERiI are going to go hang out with our IRL friend @DougBenson on 3/30 in KC.

Doug Benson isn't funny. The only reason people know who he is is because he's a huge advocate for pot.

95% chance you've never listened to his standup. If you say you have, I won't believe you because you're a compulsive liar.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Tobias on March 12, 2014, 02:43:04 PM
i love when doug benson hits the watermelon with the giant hammer thing
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 12, 2014, 02:45:21 PM
ERiI are going to go hang out with our IRL friend @DougBenson on 3/30 in KC.

Doug Benson isn't funny. The only reason people know who he is is because he's a huge advocate for pot.

95% chance you've never listened to his standup. If you say you have, I won't believe you because you're a compulsive liar.

Saw him live. The guy that opened for him was way funnier, and everyone that was there agreed with me on this. But I loved when Doug gave a 20 minute speech about why weed is so great and why it should be legal. Hilarious. Laughed tons.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 12, 2014, 02:46:05 PM
ERiI are going to go hang out with our IRL friend @DougBenson on 3/30 in KC.

Doug Benson isn't funny. The only reason people know who he is is because he's a huge advocate for pot.

95% chance you've never listened to his standup. If you say you have, I won't believe you because you're a compulsive liar.

pretty sure he formulates his opinions to be the opposite of whatever we believe.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Institutional Control on March 12, 2014, 02:58:00 PM
I went to a strip club with Jim Florentine, of Crank Yankers fame, once.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 12, 2014, 03:00:39 PM
I've irl partied w/ Soldier Ben from Always Sunny in Philly
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on March 12, 2014, 03:15:11 PM
IRL karaoke'd with Jose Canseco in a private room.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Mr Bread on March 12, 2014, 03:20:30 PM
ERiI are going to go hang out with our IRL friend @DougBenson on 3/30 in KC.

Doug Benson isn't funny. The only reason people know who he is is because he's a huge advocate for pot.

95% chance you've never listened to his standup. If you say you have, I won't believe you because you're a compulsive liar.

Saw him live. The guy that opened for him was way funnier, and everyone that was there agreed with me on this. But I loved when Doug gave a 20 minute speech about why weed is so great and why it should be legal. Hilarious. Laughed tons.

I agree.  Also I dislike his face.  I have an inexplicable urge to punch it really hard.  Like I see it and immediately want to smash it in for no reason that I'm aware of.  Weird. 
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: puniraptor on March 12, 2014, 03:25:31 PM
i don't think this doug benson person is a celebrity.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: pissclams on March 12, 2014, 03:25:57 PM
I went to a strip club with Jim Florentine, of Crank Yankers fame, once.

i'm really jealous of this.  i loved that show. 
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 12, 2014, 03:26:37 PM
i don't think this doug benson person is a celebrity.

Well he's verified on twitter, bruh. That's as big time as it gets.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 12, 2014, 03:36:01 PM
i don't think this doug benson person is a celebrity.

Well he's verified on twitter, bruh. That's as big time as it gets.

If that's the criteria this thread is about to blow up.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: star seed 7 on March 12, 2014, 05:25:25 PM
Doug benson is pretty good but not great. Him on @midnight is just the best tho
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 12, 2014, 11:00:07 PM
Doug benson is pretty good but not great. Him on @midnight is just the best tho

Agreed, I only watch the episodes that he appears in now. beardedMHroomate loves the crap out it and DVR's every episode.
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: star seed 7 on March 12, 2014, 11:04:32 PM
I really love @midnight, beardedMHroommate has impeccable taste
Title: Re: Celebrity friends
Post by: SdK on August 09, 2014, 04:20:21 PM
Great work in this thread by Emo.

I spoke on the fun with DMX once and my aunt's sister is married to Bryan McCabe.  :dunno: