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Title: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 28, 2012, 11:11:21 AM
http://deadspin.com/5971764/two-university-of-texas-football-players-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-a-woman (http://deadspin.com/5971764/two-university-of-texas-football-players-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-a-woman)

I know, not the most reliable source. Sounds familiar though
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: wetwillie on December 28, 2012, 11:15:51 AM
But your user name....
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: bigwillie20 on December 28, 2012, 11:20:01 AM
Talk about bringing the zeal to pound the Beavers
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 28, 2012, 11:21:21 AM
Ell was clearly innocent of any wrong doing
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Holdin Manutz on December 28, 2012, 12:46:20 PM
Shaggy seems to think its case mccoy and hicks
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: 'taterblast on December 28, 2012, 12:49:41 PM
Shaggy seems to think its case mccoy and hicks

at least that's what SHE thought :gocho:
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 28, 2012, 01:17:06 PM
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She was probably willing to $#@! one player or both, but not at the same time. Signals got mixed up, they went in for the DP and all hell broke loose. It happens.
 
Or, maybe Edmonds hit the wrong whole, and unlike Diaz, she is going to hold him accountable.

 :lol: some gems over at SB
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: BackPayne on December 28, 2012, 01:27:09 PM
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She was probably willing to $#@! one player or both, but not at the same time. Signals got mixed up, they went in for the DP and all hell broke loose. It happens.
 
Or, maybe Edmonds hit the wrong whole, and unlike Diaz, she is going to hold him accountable.

 :lol: some gems over at SB

That thread full of all kinds of funny!  :lol:
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: TheHamburglar on December 28, 2012, 01:48:02 PM
Case McCoy and Jordan Hicks
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 28, 2012, 01:49:06 PM
She probably woke up next to Case

woof
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: ManBearTurkey on December 28, 2012, 01:53:02 PM
Shaggy seems to think its case mccoy and hicks

at least that's what SHE thought :gocho:

Just a great reminder of your brilliant avatar eb, if it being bowl season wasn't enough of a reminder.
Title: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 28, 2012, 01:54:13 PM
More than a coincidence if McCoy and Mike Dixon both go down for something like this. All kinds of ugly getting outed.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: wabash909 on December 28, 2012, 02:13:30 PM
Wow that thread over at SB is pure gold.  I'm currently on page 6 and it's just getting good!

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So far no reports of asymmetrical teeth marks on her ass, so couldn't be Case...

Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: bigwillie20 on December 28, 2012, 02:15:53 PM
http://deadspin.com/5971799/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow (http://deadspin.com/5971799/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow)

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There have been no arrests, and the subjects of the investigation have not been identified by police, but Mack Brown has suspended quarterback Case McCoy and linebacker Jordan Hicks for Saturday's Alamo Bowl game against Oregon State. Brown said he did so because the pair violated team rules, though he hasn't said which rules.

We have received a copy of the redacted report made to San Antonio police at 2:49 a.m. today by a 21-year-old woman who says she was raped. The suspects have been identified as a 20-year-old black man who stands 6-2, 235, and a 21-year-old white man who is 6-0, 180. On UT's football website, Hicks is listed at 6-2, 235, but McCoy is listed at 6-2, 200. Both are juniors.

The cop dispatched to the scene noted that the alleged victim "had a strong odor of alcohol on her breath and was crying alongside her friend." The alleged victim said she had four drinks. The alleged victim also said she didn't remember exactly what happened, but that she met the two men at at a nightclub and then went with them to a bar at her hotel, after which she brought them to her room.

The alleged victim told police, "I feel ashamed saying this, but I know [REDACTED] was in me. [REDACTED] just stood there and watched. I don't quite remember." The reporting officer noted that he observed bruising on the victim's right knee and left bicep. The hotel room was processed by investigators. The alleged victim was taken to a nearby hospital for an evaluation. The two suspects were also transported separately to the same hospital to be evaluated by the same nurse.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: chum1 on December 28, 2012, 02:23:09 PM
No.  Snyder paternoed the situation.  Ell got away with it.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: mocat on December 28, 2012, 02:28:18 PM
More than a coincidence if McCoy and Mike Dixon both go down for something like this. All kinds of ugly getting outed.

not rape related but let's not forget about mega-ugly TCU qb going down
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pett on December 28, 2012, 02:31:35 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.sbnation.com%2Fuploads%2Fchorus_image%2Fimage%2F2263691%2F20120724_ajw_aj4_100.0_standard_352.0.jpg&hash=9e3cdc3739e1e6d3e99b2709dee1638df909aee3)
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: ben ji on December 28, 2012, 02:34:57 PM
Does LHN cover press conferences for alleged sexual assaults?

Two explosive plays already? Mack is pleased

Over/under at 8.5 combined stars

Gideon would have waited a couple of minutes, then jumped on the pile.

Case told his girl to run either an out route or a hitch on the sideline, so obviously Hicks stepped in and took it to the house.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Brock Landers on December 28, 2012, 02:52:02 PM
"Hi, I'm Colt McCoy                                                        's younger brother"
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: 'taterblast on December 28, 2012, 03:13:40 PM
sounds like she never said no.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: AbeFroman on December 28, 2012, 03:28:41 PM
Even if it was consensual, can't blame her for trying to deny it
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: theKSU on December 28, 2012, 04:08:55 PM
The "no" didn't come until the lights went on I think. 
Title: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: puniraptor on December 28, 2012, 04:23:36 PM
Case is most probably a roofier.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Ira Hayes on December 28, 2012, 04:41:15 PM
Sounds like her friend walked in and she reacted with "Ermahgerd! I think there is a penis inside me!" So they called the cops.

Nothing to see here other than a couple of curfew breakers.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: bones129 on December 28, 2012, 06:55:29 PM
So, will McCoy and Hicks watch the game on TV, go to the bars, or find something else to do?
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Shacks on December 28, 2012, 06:58:43 PM
So, will McCoy and Hicks watch the game on TV, go to the bars, or find something else to do?

McCoy will watch at a bar and annoy the hell out of everyone around him by making Uncle Rico comments when the Texas offense stalls
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 28, 2012, 07:11:21 PM
So, will McCoy and Hicks watch the game on TV, go to the bars, or find something else to do?

McCoy will watch at a bar and annoy the hell out of everyone around him by making Uncle Rico comments when the Texas offense stalls

"So there we were, 4th quarter in Lawrence, KS........"
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on December 28, 2012, 07:31:50 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi941.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fad252%2Fmarnold2000%2F32583100_zpscae8e607.jpg&hash=334820247c9bced70255ef7283ec55d237609d8b)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 28, 2012, 07:34:31 PM
holy crap  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Shacks on December 28, 2012, 07:53:26 PM
So, will McCoy and Hicks watch the game on TV, go to the bars, or find something else to do?

McCoy will watch at a bar and annoy the hell out of everyone around him by making Uncle Rico comments when the Texas offense stalls

"So there we were, 4th quarter in Lawrence, KS........"

"The student section was going berserk and our ears were ringing from all the noise but I was still able to call audibles and line adjustments..."
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on December 28, 2012, 08:07:09 PM
OMG  :lol:
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: the KHAN! on December 29, 2012, 05:47:06 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9FTUGiCIAEXjwq.jpg)
He could have any woman he wanted, except this one....
Title: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 08:36:13 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9FTUGiCIAEXjwq.jpg)
He could have any woman he wanted, except this one....

That's probably the exact look on his face when he was staring at Jordan's junk.

The kid is clearly gay, and mixed up as hell in that ultra religious family.  He would have killed a drifter, or been complicit with rape (as the "case" may be) to merely catch a glimpse of Jordan's erect private parts.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: wabash909 on December 29, 2012, 09:04:50 AM
Studs!

You know, one thing I noticed is that Case's face looks halfway decent when it's in shadow.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.pgu.me%2F793grROl_original.jpg&hash=233445830c40d081629c906be9f6ecfe991b6ae4)




Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 29, 2012, 09:11:24 AM
Looks like they are watching rape videos.   :sdeek:
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: wabash909 on December 29, 2012, 09:13:14 AM
Would you look at that!   :surprised:

Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 09:19:18 AM
Studs!

You know, one thing I noticed is that Case's face looks halfway decent when it's in shadow.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.pgu.me%2F793grROl_original.jpg&hash=233445830c40d081629c906be9f6ecfe991b6ae4)

I rest my gay "case."

JUST COME OUT, ALREADY!  THE LBGT COMMUNITY NEEDS YOUR VOICE!
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 09:23:08 AM
Wow that thread over at SB is pure gold.  I'm currently on page 6 and it's just getting good!

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So far no reports of asymmetrical teeth marks on her ass, so couldn't be Case...

There are some definite gems over there.

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Originally Posted by 88wildcat 
Back in August everyone on this board would have been elated if Case McCoy was being mentioned in the same breath as Ell Roberson at the end of the year.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 29, 2012, 09:34:13 AM
Guys, let me ask my sources on this one. i think I have a coworker from Texas.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 09:47:43 AM
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Do you guys think case was getting raped?

 :lol:
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 09:48:59 AM
I enjoyed this one a great deal

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Brad McCoy said it was Ash and Hicks
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 09:50:58 AM
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Case told his girl to run either an out route or a hitch on the sideline, so obviously Hicks stepped in front and took it to the house.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 09:56:23 AM
They seem almost ecstatic that it's Case.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv225%2Fmurfdogg21%2FCase_zpsebdc8640.jpg&hash=08685e4c5fe4584020f947326e9062d3244d1f34)
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 09:57:13 AM
Ya, they are ecstatic.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fnif9W.jpg&hash=43e0983dfd888dd39d9b92a81483b81702e35003)
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 09:58:28 AM
I can't stop reading that thread...
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If you invite Case back to your room then I'm guessing that a bathtub of alcohol must have been consumed. Forget beer goggles, you need a welding visor for that.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 10:00:10 AM
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/407427_10151322671859182_637002816_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: wabash909 on December 29, 2012, 10:23:22 AM
I can't stop reading that thread...
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If you invite Case back to your room then I'm guessing that a bathtub of alcohol must have been consumed. Forget beer goggles, you need a welding visor for that.

A welding visor.   :lol:
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: slobber on December 29, 2012, 10:42:12 AM
Looks like they are watching rape videos.   :sdeek:
The very distinct possibility of this ^ is not being discussed enough.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 29, 2012, 11:12:29 AM
I don't have anything to offer to all of this, but I wanted to again point out the ridiculousness of them watching a rape video in the background.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 29, 2012, 11:18:36 AM
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/407427_10151322671859182_637002816_n.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: slobber on December 29, 2012, 11:22:18 AM
Trim and all other lawyers, could that photo be used in the trial? Would you use that photo if you were the prosecuting attorney? Could you wrap this case up in less than 60 minutes?
(First two questions are serious.)
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 29, 2012, 11:32:42 AM
Trim and all other lawyers, could that photo be used in the trial? Would you use that photo if you were the prosecuting attorney? Could you wrap this case up in less than 60 minutes?
(First two questions are serious.)

Would be pretty impossible to prove that it's not a 'shopped pic.  Evidence denied.
Title: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 12:37:20 PM
I don't have anything to offer to all of this, but I wanted to again point out the ridiculousness of them watching a rape video in the background.

It boggles the mind, doesn't it?  Crazy.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: SwiftCat on December 29, 2012, 12:39:52 PM
Rape isn't as funny as many of you seem to think it is.
Title: Re: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: 8manpick on December 29, 2012, 12:42:16 PM
Rape isn't as funny as many of you seem to think it is.

Welp, here come the feminists.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: CHONGS on December 29, 2012, 01:05:33 PM
Rape isn't as funny as many of you seem to think it is.

Welp, here come the feminists.
Hur hur hur!


Title: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2012, 01:10:34 PM
Rape isn't as funny as many of you seem to think it is.

Non-legitimate rape is hilarious.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: SwiftCat on December 29, 2012, 04:38:36 PM
That's true. And even if this was legitimate, her body would shut that crap down.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: one time gella on December 29, 2012, 05:22:55 PM
Rape isn't as funny as many of you seem to think it is.

Non-legitimate rape is hilarious.

As long as you are not the accused...
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 29, 2012, 08:34:53 PM
What some young UT girls would tell a cop to help their football team.  That's dedication.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: FP TC etc. on December 30, 2012, 06:11:01 PM
If she was actually being raped it wouldn't be funny. But that hardly seems to be the Case. <---- :D
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: star seed 7 on December 30, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
What some young UT girls would tell a cop to help their football team.  That's dedication.

the girl was a wreck'em.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: The Big Train on December 30, 2012, 06:34:23 PM
Studs!

You know, one thing I noticed is that Case's face looks halfway decent when it's in shadow.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.pgu.me%2F793grROl_original.jpg&hash=233445830c40d081629c906be9f6ecfe991b6ae4)

I had Case pegged as a little "deeper" V kinda guy.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: 8manpick on December 30, 2012, 07:21:58 PM
Studs!

You know, one thing I noticed is that Case's face looks halfway decent when it's in shadow.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.pgu.me%2F793grROl_original.jpg&hash=233445830c40d081629c906be9f6ecfe991b6ae4)

I mean, if that TV in the background isn't 'shopped, then Jesus rough ridin' christ...
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 30, 2012, 07:46:53 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AqnkX8QCAAAA8Qa.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Trim on December 30, 2012, 07:51:02 PM
^^^^^^ shop'd
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Pete on December 30, 2012, 08:08:16 PM
^^^^^^ shop'd

Man, what a buzz kill.
Title: Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on December 31, 2012, 04:23:44 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_O_6d8CcAExu7O.jpg)

Not sure if shop'd yet...

 :dubious: