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Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« on: December 28, 2012, 11:11:21 AM »


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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2012, 11:15:51 AM »
But your user name....
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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2012, 11:20:01 AM »
Talk about bringing the zeal to pound the Beavers

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2012, 11:21:21 AM »
Ell was clearly innocent of any wrong doing

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2012, 12:46:20 PM »
Shaggy seems to think its case mccoy and hicks

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2012, 12:49:41 PM »
Shaggy seems to think its case mccoy and hicks

at least that's what SHE thought :gocho:

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2012, 01:17:06 PM »
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She was probably willing to $#@! one player or both, but not at the same time. Signals got mixed up, they went in for the DP and all hell broke loose. It happens.
 
Or, maybe Edmonds hit the wrong whole, and unlike Diaz, she is going to hold him accountable.

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2012, 01:27:09 PM »
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She was probably willing to $#@! one player or both, but not at the same time. Signals got mixed up, they went in for the DP and all hell broke loose. It happens.
 
Or, maybe Edmonds hit the wrong whole, and unlike Diaz, she is going to hold him accountable.

 :lol: some gems over at SB

That thread full of all kinds of funny!  :lol:

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2012, 01:48:02 PM »
Case McCoy and Jordan Hicks
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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2012, 01:49:06 PM »
She probably woke up next to Case

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2012, 01:53:02 PM »
Shaggy seems to think its case mccoy and hicks

at least that's what SHE thought :gocho:

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Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2012, 01:54:13 PM »
More than a coincidence if McCoy and Mike Dixon both go down for something like this. All kinds of ugly getting outed.
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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2012, 02:13:30 PM »
Wow that thread over at SB is pure gold.  I'm currently on page 6 and it's just getting good!

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So far no reports of asymmetrical teeth marks on her ass, so couldn't be Case...

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2012, 02:15:53 PM »
http://deadspin.com/5971799/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

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There have been no arrests, and the subjects of the investigation have not been identified by police, but Mack Brown has suspended quarterback Case McCoy and linebacker Jordan Hicks for Saturday's Alamo Bowl game against Oregon State. Brown said he did so because the pair violated team rules, though he hasn't said which rules.

We have received a copy of the redacted report made to San Antonio police at 2:49 a.m. today by a 21-year-old woman who says she was raped. The suspects have been identified as a 20-year-old black man who stands 6-2, 235, and a 21-year-old white man who is 6-0, 180. On UT's football website, Hicks is listed at 6-2, 235, but McCoy is listed at 6-2, 200. Both are juniors.

The cop dispatched to the scene noted that the alleged victim "had a strong odor of alcohol on her breath and was crying alongside her friend." The alleged victim said she had four drinks. The alleged victim also said she didn't remember exactly what happened, but that she met the two men at at a nightclub and then went with them to a bar at her hotel, after which she brought them to her room.

The alleged victim told police, "I feel ashamed saying this, but I know [REDACTED] was in me. [REDACTED] just stood there and watched. I don't quite remember." The reporting officer noted that he observed bruising on the victim's right knee and left bicep. The hotel room was processed by investigators. The alleged victim was taken to a nearby hospital for an evaluation. The two suspects were also transported separately to the same hospital to be evaluated by the same nurse.

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2012, 02:23:09 PM »
No.  Snyder paternoed the situation.  Ell got away with it.

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2012, 02:28:18 PM »
More than a coincidence if McCoy and Mike Dixon both go down for something like this. All kinds of ugly getting outed.

not rape related but let's not forget about mega-ugly TCU qb going down

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2012, 02:34:57 PM »
Does LHN cover press conferences for alleged sexual assaults?

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Gideon would have waited a couple of minutes, then jumped on the pile.

Case told his girl to run either an out route or a hitch on the sideline, so obviously Hicks stepped in and took it to the house.

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2012, 02:52:02 PM »
"Hi, I'm Colt McCoy                                                        's younger brother"

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2012, 03:13:40 PM »
sounds like she never said no.

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2012, 03:28:41 PM »
Even if it was consensual, can't blame her for trying to deny it

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2012, 04:08:55 PM »
The "no" didn't come until the lights went on I think. 

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Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2012, 04:23:36 PM »
Case is most probably a roofier.

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2012, 04:41:15 PM »
Sounds like her friend walked in and she reacted with "Ermahgerd! I think there is a penis inside me!" So they called the cops.

Nothing to see here other than a couple of curfew breakers.

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Re: Texas about to get "Ell Roberson'd"
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2012, 06:55:29 PM »
So, will McCoy and Hicks watch the game on TV, go to the bars, or find something else to do?