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Title: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on December 20, 2012, 09:51:00 AM
Woman on train hit in the face with a sock full of poop




http://now.msn.com/woman-on-chicago-l-train-hit-with-sock-full-of-feces



Must include a link, no cheating with making up headlines.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 20, 2012, 10:15:33 AM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Bloodfart on December 20, 2012, 10:17:21 AM
Quote from: Unruly on December 20, 2012, 09:51:00 AM
Woman on train hit in the face with a sock full of poop




http://now.msn.com/woman-on-chicago-l-train-hit-with-sock-full-of-feces



Must include a link, no cheating with making up headlines.


Quote
"the poop thrower is still at large."

 LOL
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: OK_Cat on December 20, 2012, 10:17:30 AM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: OK_Cat on December 20, 2012, 10:18:37 AM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: OK_Cat on December 20, 2012, 10:20:21 AM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on December 20, 2012, 10:20:46 AM
Quote from: Bloodfart on December 20, 2012, 10:17:21 AM
Quote from: Unruly on December 20, 2012, 09:51:00 AM
Woman on train hit in the face with a sock full of poop




http://now.msn.com/woman-on-chicago-l-train-hit-with-sock-full-of-feces



Must include a link, no cheating with making up headlines.


Quote
"the poop thrower is still at large."

 LOL



Man, that whole article is full of LOL.

Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: OK_Cat on December 20, 2012, 10:21:37 AM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: OK_Cat on December 20, 2012, 10:23:16 AM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: 8manpick on December 20, 2012, 10:30:31 AM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: dmartin on December 20, 2012, 11:01:47 AM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: chunkles on December 20, 2012, 12:10:55 PM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on January 02, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
Naked man wielding Samurai sword arrested after standoff with Calif. police, report says



http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57561546-504083/naked-man-wielding-samurai-sword-arrested-after-standoff-with-calif-police-report-says/
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Shoeless Joe Jackson on January 02, 2013, 09:38:46 AM
Quote from: OK Cat on December 20, 2012, 10:18:37 AM
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Wait, is the guy in the picture is 18 years old?
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Cire on January 02, 2013, 09:44:09 AM
Synder retires
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on January 02, 2013, 09:53:40 AM
Quote from: Cire on January 02, 2013, 09:44:09 AM
Synder retires


Kim carnes post?
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 02, 2013, 09:54:12 AM
Quote from: Unruly on December 20, 2012, 09:51:00 AM
Woman on train hit in the face with a sock full of poop




http://now.msn.com/woman-on-chicago-l-train-hit-with-sock-full-of-feces



Must include a link, no cheating with making up headlines.


Best i've seen.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: EllToPay on January 02, 2013, 10:47:23 AM
Quote from: Unruly on January 02, 2013, 09:53:40 AM
Quote from: Cire on January 02, 2013, 09:44:09 AM
Synder retires


Kim carnes post?

:flush:
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on January 31, 2013, 08:57:14 AM
Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought


http://www.dvice.com/archives/2011/10/we-now-know-why.php
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: steve dave on January 31, 2013, 08:59:08 AM
HUR HUR HUR HUR

^ entire thread
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2013, 03:03:52 PM
http://www.kansas.com/2013/02/07/2666600/fires-set-in-several-downtown.html

http://www.kfdi.com/news/local/190164401.html

 :lol:
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: husserl on February 07, 2013, 03:29:28 PM
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/02/05/watch-hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-defeats-racist-jesus/ (http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/02/05/watch-hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-defeats-racist-jesus/)
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 07, 2013, 03:40:00 PM
Not really a headline... but whatever.

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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: MakeItRain on February 07, 2013, 03:46:08 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on February 07, 2013, 03:03:52 PM
http://www.kansas.com/2013/02/07/2666600/fires-set-in-several-downtown.html

http://www.kfdi.com/news/local/190164401.html

 :lol:

Were these headlines changed or unfunny. Also future reference, either put the actual headline in your posts or provide a screen shot.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2013, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on February 07, 2013, 03:46:08 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on February 07, 2013, 03:03:52 PM
http://www.kansas.com/2013/02/07/2666600/fires-set-in-several-downtown.html

http://www.kfdi.com/news/local/190164401.html

 :lol:

Were these headlines changed or unfunny. Also future reference, either put the actual headline in your posts or provide a screen shot.

I admit the headlines aren't funny by their own merit.  It is quite the coincidence this event coincided same nigh KU ignited an enormous dumpster fire.  I figured someone might make the connection.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on March 05, 2013, 08:54:21 AM
Man Tries To Rob Bank With Toy Gun… Promptly Shot In The Face With A Real Gun…


http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/04/man-tries-to-rob-bank-with-toy-gun-promptly-shot-in-the-face-with-a-real-gun/
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: ben ji on March 05, 2013, 09:01:03 AM
Quote from: Unruly on March 05, 2013, 08:54:21 AM
Man Tries To Rob Bank With Toy Gun… Promptly Shot In The Face With A Real Gun…


http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/04/man-tries-to-rob-bank-with-toy-gun-promptly-shot-in-the-face-with-a-real-gun/

The comments are  :sdeek:

With that black mask on, Oliva looked like he could have been Obozo's son.

The perp should have ended up Trayvoning

Love the 4" Smith, have a pair of them and they are by far, the favorites of my collection! This had to be a bad load or he was off by just a hair, like a grazing would, because either of mine would have blown dudes face off and left it smeared across the wall! That dumbass walked away is something...a .357 is no joke!

If Omonkey had another son...............You know the rest

That's some funny shiite. obama's people

Now the bank will have to pay for a new "grille" for the perp after denying him his "rights" . . .

He's black,,,, Obama will come to his defense and call the teller a racist, and demand action against the teller.

Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on April 10, 2013, 11:10:41 AM
Circus elephant injured in drive-by shooting.


http://www.wtva.com/news/local/story/Circus-elephant-injured-in-drive-by-shooting/UU_ge3f9d0e6VryBal8C_w.cspx



This is why we can't have nice things here.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: scottwildcat on April 10, 2013, 11:23:37 AM
Quote from: Unruly on April 10, 2013, 11:10:41 AM
Circus elephant injured in drive-by shooting.


http://www.wtva.com/news/local/story/Circus-elephant-injured-in-drive-by-shooting/UU_ge3f9d0e6VryBal8C_w.cspx



This is why we can't have nice things here.

was laughing the entire thread until now :(
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 17, 2013, 10:53:28 AM
Gassy Uranus Has Violent Wind

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/05/17/scientists-study-violent-winds-uranus-neptune/
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 17, 2013, 11:18:42 AM
Naked painting of Golden Girls' Bea Arthur sells for nearly $2 million

Read more: http://www.myfoxla.com/story/22276253/naked-painting-of-golden-girls-bea-arthur-sells-for-nearly-2-million?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#ixzz2TZEzALEq
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on May 22, 2013, 06:16:03 PM
Big rig carrying fruit crashes on 210 Freeway, creates jam


http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-big-rig-crash-20130520,0,2642136.story
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: one time gella on May 22, 2013, 10:03:51 PM
AUTHORITIES PURSUE MAN RUNNING WITH SCISSORS

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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: wetwillie on May 22, 2013, 10:07:33 PM
Quote from: OK Cat on December 20, 2012, 10:17:30 AM
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Pretty great post (RIP OKCAT)
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: one time gella on May 22, 2013, 10:09:57 PM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: ben ji on June 04, 2013, 02:27:35 PM
http://gawker.com/miami-prostitutes-mistake-new-jersey-mom-for-rival-hook-511154294
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: hatingfrancisco on June 04, 2013, 03:49:42 PM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 20, 2013, 09:36:55 AM
IF Man Arrested for Battery Following Fight Involving Nipple Ring Pull and a Knife

http://www.kpvi.com/content/news/local/story/IF-Man-Arrested-for-Battery-Following-Fight/aJHArDTGV0ys4XybEdwv-Q.cspx
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on July 05, 2013, 01:07:06 PM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on July 09, 2013, 04:34:15 PM
IS CAT POOP DANGEROUS?


http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/09/health/expertqa-cat-poop-risks/index.html?hpt=hp_c4
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on July 24, 2013, 04:53:51 PM
Stolen from the pit:


Wayward skydiver kicks Missouri team's shortstop in the face, ending his season

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/07/24/4364394/wayward-skydiver-kicks-shortstop.html#storylink=cpy
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Shacks on July 24, 2013, 05:14:12 PM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Shooter Jones on July 24, 2013, 07:10:33 PM
Got an e-mail at work with a crap load of these, don't really want to post them all, tho.

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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Shooter Jones on July 24, 2013, 07:12:21 PM
none of them are actually that funny.. maybe i'll stop

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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Shooter Jones on July 25, 2013, 01:13:52 PM
not a headline, but from the Greeley newspaper.. i'll just leave this here

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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 04, 2013, 11:55:28 AM
Figure we should fire up the Funny News Stories thread for this one.


Quote
Kansas City Star ?@KCStar 4m
Topless victim chases peeping tom through Lenexa store: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/12/04/4668482/topless-victim-chases-peeping.html …
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: TownieCat on December 04, 2013, 12:23:32 PM
Quote from: EMAWmeister on December 04, 2013, 11:55:28 AM
Figure we should fire up the Funny News Stories thread for this one.


Quote
Kansas City Star ?@KCStar 4m
Topless victim chases peeping tom through Lenexa store: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/12/04/4668482/topless-victim-chases-peeping.html …

That mug shot....  :ROFL:
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 04, 2013, 05:36:16 PM
Quote from: TownieCat on December 04, 2013, 12:23:32 PM
Quote from: EMAWmeister on December 04, 2013, 11:55:28 AM
Figure we should fire up the Funny News Stories thread for this one.


Quote
Kansas City Star ?@KCStar 4m
Topless victim chases peeping tom through Lenexa store: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/12/04/4668482/topless-victim-chases-peeping.html …

That mug shot....  :ROFL:

So Raytown
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on February 07, 2014, 03:30:27 PM
McGruff The Crime Dog actor jailed for possessing 1,000 pot plants and a grenade launcher


http://www.avclub.com/article/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-jailed-for-possessing-107606
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on February 28, 2014, 01:25:59 PM
‘I had sex with goat ten times but I did ask it first’


http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/28/malam-baranda-nigeria-man-asked-goats-permission-for-sex-4339361/
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: #LIFE on February 28, 2014, 03:23:33 PM
Guess this goes here  :dunno:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/28/cow-sex-horror-multiple-pileup-arrested_n_4872172.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/28/cow-sex-horror-multiple-pileup-arrested_n_4872172.html)

Cow Sex Horror Sees Multiple Pileup & Two Men Arrested (VIDEO)
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 04, 2014, 10:38:09 AM
http://www.click2houston.com/news/two-men-hospitalized-after-legend-of-zelda-sword-stabbing/-/1735978/24762634/-/14sj6nvz/-/index.html

Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Trogdor on March 04, 2014, 12:06:02 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 04, 2014, 10:38:09 AM
http://www.click2houston.com/news/two-men-hospitalized-after-legend-of-zelda-sword-stabbing/-/1735978/24762634/-/14sj6nvz/-/index.html

Sounds epic
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: TownieCat on March 24, 2014, 02:42:35 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

 :ROFL:

Quote
Do you need to go under the shirt?
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 24, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

She walked up behind him and put his head under her shirt....How short is this guy?
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:52:31 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on March 24, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

She walked up behind him and put his head under her shirt....How short is this guy?

Perfect motorboatin' height.  :fatty:
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 24, 2014, 03:07:02 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:52:31 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on March 24, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

She walked up behind him and put his head under her shirt....How short is this guy?

Perfect motorboatin' height.  :fatty:

I don't think her being behind him is perfect motorboating position though.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 03:08:56 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on March 24, 2014, 03:07:02 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:52:31 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on March 24, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

She walked up behind him and put his head under her shirt....How short is this guy?

Perfect motorboatin' height.  :fatty:

I don't think her being behind him is perfect motorboating position though.

Not everything in life is ideal.  Boob in the back or stick in the eye?  Life's questions.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 29, 2014, 10:21:29 AM
Man holding breath in Oregon tunnel causes crash

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/05/26/police-man-holding-breath-while-driving-through-oregon-tunnel-faints-causes-3/?intcmp=obinsite
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: puniraptor on May 29, 2014, 10:50:45 AM
whew. glad i roll down the windows and yell as loud as i can when passing through tunnels
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: 'taterblast on May 29, 2014, 10:52:35 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on May 29, 2014, 10:21:29 AM
Man holding breath in Oregon tunnel causes crash

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/05/26/police-man-holding-breath-while-driving-through-oregon-tunnel-faints-causes-3/?intcmp=obinsite

 :lol: guess it was bound to happen
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: The Big Train on July 14, 2014, 01:30:20 PM
"A Girl Left Her Contacts In For 6 Months And Amoebas Ate Her Eyeballs"

:sdeek:

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/girl-left-her-contacts-6-months-and-amoebas-ate-her-eyeballs
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on July 24, 2014, 02:55:36 PM
I hate it when I bust up laughing at work and my coworkers are all like "What is so funny?"


Lust in space: Russians lose control of gecko sex satellite

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/7/24/space-sex-gecko.html
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 24, 2014, 03:02:09 PM
Quote from: Unruly on July 24, 2014, 02:55:36 PM
I hate it when I bust up laughing at work and my coworkers are all like "What is so funny?"


Lust in space: Russians lose control of gecko sex satellite

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/7/24/space-sex-gecko.html

Send animals into outer space and film them having sex?  What a cold-blooded thing to do.  I am not down with this fantastic voyeurage.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: felix rex on July 26, 2014, 10:19:55 AM
Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

Favorite line: "whilst atop a Sea-Doo"

gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 28, 2014, 11:35:59 AM
World's 'Longest Poop' Could Fetch $10K

http://www.newser.com/story/191253/you-can-buy-the-worlds-longest-poop.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=foxnews&utm_campaign=rss_science_rel
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: deputy dawg on July 28, 2014, 03:43:38 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 24, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
Man Receives $567K In Damages After Being Forced To Motorboat Woman’s Breasts

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/

Gal told him while he was picking his pen off the floor to have some of her "duck taco".  Can't say I've heard of that one.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: The Big Train on August 06, 2014, 12:04:36 PM
Naked, drunk Oregon man falls into river while masturbating in park

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/naked-man-falls-river-masturbating-cops-article-1.1892263
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on August 06, 2014, 12:54:49 PM
Woman uses Nike+ to draw miles-long penises



http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/8/5/5972523/woman-uses-nike-to-draw-miles-long-penises
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Unruly on July 05, 2015, 09:56:39 PM
Man Shouts “F*ck That Alligator”, Jumps Into Lake And Is Killed By Alligator

http://www.unilad.co.uk/video/man-shouts-fck-that-alligator-jumps-into-lake-and-is-killed-by-alligator/
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: The Big Train on July 05, 2015, 10:05:34 PM
you can't fix stupid, I mean my goodness  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: steve dave on July 25, 2015, 01:27:51 PM
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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: cfbandyman on July 25, 2015, 03:29:46 PM
I literally had to leave the office room out here on site to :lol: without drawing attention to myself so I wasn't drawing attention to myself after I read that headline.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Fldermaus on December 21, 2015, 05:50:34 PM
Mystery Popper Targeting Holes of Norwegian Golf Course

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/07/24/Mystery-pooper-targeting-holes-of-Norwegian-golf-course/2881437763634 (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/07/24/Mystery-pooper-targeting-holes-of-Norwegian-golf-course/2881437763634)
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: slobber on December 21, 2015, 07:08:10 PM
That is awful. The article refers to the person as a grounds keeper. This isn't Caddy Shack.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: TownieCat on February 01, 2016, 02:23:11 PM
Driver runs over himself during Topeka police chase

http://1350kman.com/driver-runs-over-himself-during-topeka-police-chase/ (http://1350kman.com/driver-runs-over-himself-during-topeka-police-chase/)

The story is very meh, but the headline  :love:
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 03, 2016, 11:59:05 AM
PUDDLE OF MUDD Frontman Accuses Audience Member Of Stealing His House, Walks Off Stage
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: TownieCat on February 05, 2016, 08:21:55 AM
Wife crashes her own funeral, horrifying her husband, who had paid to have her killed

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/05/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-have-her-killed/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/05/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-have-her-killed/)
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: mocat on July 18, 2016, 12:53:58 PM
Man stole human brain, named it Freddy and used it to get high, police say

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article90283412.html (http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article90283412.html)
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 18, 2016, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: Unruly on March 05, 2013, 08:54:21 AM
Man Tries To Rob Bank With Toy Gun… Promptly Shot In The Face With A Real Gun…


http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/04/man-tries-to-rob-bank-with-toy-gun-promptly-shot-in-the-face-with-a-real-gun/
The funniest thing is this is my brother in law.
Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: steve dave on May 14, 2018, 02:45:12 PM
Pratt, KS paper (submitted by sd mom via text message)

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Title: Re: Best headlines of all time
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 15, 2018, 08:57:26 AM
I bet it was awful