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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: yoga-like_abana on January 27, 2010, 03:51:57 PM
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just had one a week ago.....was amazing :love: felt a little fruity going in there but it was awesome.
felt a little odd when the chick masseus(sp) told me she would come back and told me to get comfortable. didn't know how much clothing to take off. left my pants on, told a friend I did this made fun of me for all of it especially leaving the pants on. was it that odd :dunno:
anyone have any good massage stories?
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never had a massage, would be too weird. don't want random to touch me.
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I always wear basketball shorts, and by always I mean the 3 times I have gotten a massage.
Someone gave me a full hour for free. By the time they were done I had to sit in my Ferrari for about 20 minutes before I felt comfortable to drive.
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Had one in Hot Springs, Arkansas, along with one of the hot springs baths.
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never had a massage, would be too weird. don't want random to touch me.
This, could never do it. EVER.
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I get one about every two to three weeks. Only strip down to the undies tho. Never had the balls to go commando.
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anybody ever done anything else kinda feminine. like mani or pedi, now im not talking getting your freaking nails painted or something, but Ive heard its pretty relaxing. never had the balls to actually get either done. don't know how I'd feel about somebody rubbing down and cleaning my hands and feet I'm pretty sensitive. and probably would not be able to stop laughing
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Three, all the couples variety with two tables and candles and all that stuff. Pretty great. Only went naked once (the middle time). It was ok but scarier so went back to underwear the next time. Feel super loosy goosy for about 3 hours afterworlds.
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anybody ever done anything else kinda feminine. like mani or pedi, now im not talking getting your freaking nails painted or something, but Ive heard its pretty relaxing. never had the balls to actually get either done. don't know how I'd feel about somebody rubbing down and cleaning my hands and feet I'm pretty sensitive. and probably would not be able to stop laughing
Would do this. Actually shocked I haven't before.
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anybody ever done anything else kinda feminine. like mani or pedi, now im not talking getting your freaking nails painted or something, but Ive heard its pretty relaxing. never had the balls to actually get either done. don't know how I'd feel about somebody rubbing down and cleaning my hands and feet I'm pretty sensitive. and probably would not be able to stop laughing
wish frank posted here. :users:
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Feel super loosy goosy for about 3 hours afterworlds.
yeah that was feeling was great. I actually took a nap.
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Are you supposed to get naked for a massage? What's standard protocol in that 'uation?
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Are you supposed to get naked for a massage? What's standard protocol in that 'uation?
I think full nude is pretty rare. I go boxer/briefs
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Twice....in Mexico. :fatty:
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if i did get one, i'd hope i would get the big fat ugly chick. Is that weird...
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if i did get one, i'd hope i would get the big fat ugly chick. Is that weird...
some dudes are into that :dunno:
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Pete/LSOC, did you guys ever get the free deal at CA's in Leawood. Massages at the one here - full nude.
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what is CAs
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Are you supposed to get naked for a massage? What's standard protocol in that 'uation?
You are supposed to but it keeps me from relaxing as much. They do all this weird sheet work so they don't oggle your junk but I bet they still do. I bet they talk about it in the back while on their coffee breaks or whatever.
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what is CAs
http://www.camensfinegrooming.com/
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what is CAs
http://www.camensfinegrooming.com/
not yet. wonder if they still offering...
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anyone/everyone get a happy ending after massage?
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what is CAs
http://www.camensfinegrooming.com/
not yet. wonder if they still offering...
I'm sure you're on a list. At this point, they'd probably hook you up with or without me. Let me know if you need me to re-do it. You and Pete should definitely go big-time it there (or alternatively, wear the overalls and ask what this hot towel crap is).
'clams, if you want in, I can give them your name too.
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No happy endings offered for me. Though I imagine there would be little offering involved -- they'd probably just jump in there and grab hold. :driving:
I go full nude. Easier to relax when that annoying underwear band isn't catching on my happy trail. Also, the tucking thing they do with the sheet has massive wedgie potential if you're wearing clothes imho. Gotta just be proud of what you've got and go nude if you want maximum relaxation potential. :fatty:
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Anyone ever go to a Floyds Barbershop? They do a complimentary vibrating back rub thing after hair cuts. It's pretty sweet. Caught me off guard.
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My wife got me an hour massage for my bday just a couple weeks ago, actually. I'm pretty stoked about it; did the couples massage thing on our honeymoon and I've gotta tell ya: it was great.
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Wife and I were comp'd a couple on our honeymoon due to some 'problems" we were having with our rooms (our first room had no hot water and a large cockroach in the bathroom, our second room was alredy occupied by a naked woman changing into a bathing suit and her very VERY angry husband). I gotta say...I didn't really like it. Coulda been the masseuse :dunno:
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I know someone who works at the CA's here in JoCo. Haven't been in yet, though.
You guys ever seen "Manswers" on Spike? I happened by one night when a "Best of" episode was on, and they were discussing how to get a "special" massage. Evidently, there are code words and stuff you have to use, certain ways to flash your money, etc. :dunno:
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I know someone who works at the CA's here in JoCo. Haven't been in yet, though.
You guys ever seen "Manswers" on Spike? I happened by one night when a "Best of" episode was on, and they were discussing how to get a "special" massage. Evidently, there are code words and stuff you have to use, certain ways to flash your money, etc. :dunno:
How many ways are there to "flash" a credit card? Upside down? Angled? Flex it a few times before handing it over? :confused:
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I know someone who works at the CA's here in JoCo. Haven't been in yet, though.
You guys ever seen "Manswers" on Spike? I happened by one night when a "Best of" episode was on, and they were discussing how to get a "special" massage. Evidently, there are code words and stuff you have to use, certain ways to flash your money, etc. :dunno:
How many ways are there to "flash" a credit card? Upside down? Angled? Flex it a few times before handing it over? :confused:
They were using cash. :dunno:
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I know someone who works at the CA's here in JoCo. Haven't been in yet, though.
You guys ever seen "Manswers" on Spike? I happened by one night when a "Best of" episode was on, and they were discussing how to get a "special" massage. Evidently, there are code words and stuff you have to use, certain ways to flash your money, etc. :dunno:
How many ways are there to "flash" a credit card? Upside down? Angled? Flex it a few times before handing it over? :confused:
They were using cash. :dunno:
Yeah, I know, but how relevant is that in real life? I mean, who carries cash around anymore? :flush:
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Yeah, I know, but how relevant is that in real life? I mean, who carries cash around anymore? :flush:
married guys paying for sexual favors? :dunno:
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In my neck of the woods they get paid in roses.
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I had my first massage this year--actually right before the first football game. Was going back to Kansas the next day and I couldn't walk because my hammys were so stiff and my back was killing me. Got a little nervous in the waiting area that they had one girl walking around who was 250lbs+. Ended up with a cute masseuse, and the results were nothing short of amazing. I was able to walk and enjoy the weekend.
If/when I can afford it I'll get more, probably in the summer when I'm riding my bike more. I went with the boxers, but I suppose freeballing would be acceptable. Afterwards you smell and feel kind of weird from all the lotion.
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Getting another one this tuesday because they mailed me a 10 dollar off coupon :driving:
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I don't even like reading this friggin' thread, disgusting.
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I don't even like reading this friggin' thread, disgusting.
:zzz: :D < me on tuesday super relaxed after an hour long massage and where the hell is the :gaucho:guy (sp)
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My wife is a massage therapist. I got a massage one time by one of her students, when she was teaching, and I left just my boxer briefs on. I was not sure what protocol was, but she later made fun of me for wearing them. So, I guess nude is the way to go. I really am not into getting massages though. I just can't relax. Happy ending has been achieved though!d :pbj:
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My wife is a massage therapist.... Happy ending has been achieved though!d :pbj:
i can't imagine any scenario that justifies you being happy about happy endings.
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My wife is a massage therapist. I got a massage one time by one of her students, when she was teaching, and I left just my boxer briefs on. I was not sure what protocol was, but she later made fun of me for wearing them. So, I guess nude is the way to go. I really am not into getting massages though. I just can't relax. Happy ending has been achieved though!d :pbj:
wires,
are you jeff wires? i bet you are. great play that one time when you jumped up and stole that ball ball mid layup. welcome to the board. i liked you better than henson fwiw.
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60 minute'r tonight. Really looking forward to this one.
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I've only had one, and I kept drifting in and out of sleeping. Which is fine, it just sucks that I woke myself up snoring a couple of times. Not like heavily snoring, just kind of the mix of heavy breathing and snoring, like a fat kid does when he thinks about a cupcake.
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Had one in Hot Springs, Arkansas, along with one of the hot springs baths.
LOL, what a jeffy post. You know he paid cash.
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lol
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Have a certificate good for half hour massage at a place here in Wichita. I've had it for over a year, so its probably expired. Never made time to use it.
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I had my first one last summer. Didn't see what the big deal was. Wouldn't do it again unless it was for injury issues. Maybe my masseuse sucked?
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I know someone who works at the CA's here in JoCo. Haven't been in yet, though.
You guys ever seen "Manswers" on Spike? I happened by one night when a "Best of" episode was on, and they were discussing how to get a "special" massage. Evidently, there are code words and stuff you have to use, certain ways to flash your money, etc. :dunno:
Stumbled across this site while surfing the web a few days ago. I've never got a happy ending massage, but if anyone wants to know how to get one go to the link.
http://happyendingz.blogspot.com/
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In China I went to a legit massage place. Asked for Japanese massage. Started off normal, but then she starts tickling me. I thought she was joking around, but turns out the Japanese massage is all tickling. Asked for her to give me a normal massage, she then massages me to where it is half pain and half ticklish. Did not like.
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I had my first one last summer. Didn't see what the big deal was. Wouldn't do it again unless it was for injury issues. Maybe my masseuse sucked?
deep tissue is pretty nice