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Title: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 09, 2012, 02:47:31 PM
When he was begging for the KSU job and to move up to the bigtime, did he get mad when we told him "lol, no thanks" was he super mad?  Just wondering if he will be all butthurt on Saturday?
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: ripcurlgti on November 09, 2012, 02:48:42 PM
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.

Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 09, 2012, 02:51:34 PM
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.



Yeah, I hear the Arkansas announcement is going to be anytime now.

T's & P's
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on November 09, 2012, 02:53:57 PM
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.



Yeah, I hear the Arkansas announcement is going to be anytime now.

T's & P's

GMFP's wife is from Fort Worth, and he is a god at TCU.  GMFP is going no where.  He gets whatever he wants from TCU.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: bigwillie20 on November 09, 2012, 02:56:01 PM
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.



Yeah, I hear the Arkansas announcement is going to be anytime now.

T's & P's

GMFP's wife is from Fort Worth, and he is a god at TCU.  GMFP is going no where.  He gets whatever he wants from TCU.

Well they give you motorcycles and whores and stuff at Arkansas  :driving:
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Winters on November 09, 2012, 02:58:22 PM
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: DQ12 on November 09, 2012, 02:58:55 PM
When he was begging for the KSU job and to move up to the bigtime, did he get mad when we told him "lol, no thanks" was he super mad?  Just wondering if he will be all butthurt on Saturday?
Man, you'd have to think so.  It has to be humiliating having your alma mater completely snub you in the coaching search has to cut deep.  No doubt he's got something to prove on Saturday.  A LOT on the line for Pattersen's ego, imo.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 09, 2012, 02:59:46 PM
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.



Yeah, I hear the Arkansas announcement is going to be anytime now.

T's & P's

GMFP's wife is from Fort Worth, and he is a god at TCU.  GMFP is going no where.  He gets whatever he wants from TCU.

Yeah, like released from his contract.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on November 09, 2012, 03:01:19 PM


Yeah, like released from his contract.

That will happen once his wife decides she doesn't want to live in Fort Worth anymore and lets his nuts out of the vice.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: MadCat on November 09, 2012, 03:01:54 PM
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.



Yeah, I hear the Arkansas announcement is going to be anytime now.

T's & P's

GMFP's wife is from Fort Worth, and he is a god at TCU.  GMFP is going no where.  He gets whatever he wants from TCU.

Gold-plated shark tank?
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: wes mantooth on November 09, 2012, 03:02:09 PM


Yeah, like released from his contract.

That will happen once his wife decides she doesn't want to live in Fort Worth anymore and lets his nuts out of the vice.

Sure thing Purple Texas fan
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Cire on November 09, 2012, 03:02:28 PM
I understand the school was quite a bit different when he was here but LMAO at the idea that he actually thought we'd hire someone that ugly and weird shaped.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on November 09, 2012, 03:03:53 PM

Gold-plated shark tank?

I'm sure our boosters could make it happen if he wanted it. 
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 09, 2012, 03:04:22 PM


Yeah, like released from his contract.

That will happen once his wife decides she doesn't want to live in Fort Worth anymore and lets his nuts out of the vice.

Pretty sure an extra couple million a year from Arkansas would be able to turn the handle on the vice.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on November 09, 2012, 03:06:13 PM


Pretty sure an extra couple million a year from Arkansas would be able to turn the handle on the vice.

He already pulls down $2M a year from TCU plus the university pays for his house.  Also, from what I understand his wife and her family are pretty wealthy too.  He's not leaving for money.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 09, 2012, 03:06:36 PM
:lol: at the idea that Arkansas wants Patterson. Seriously, besides Colorado, KU and a few high schools, would anyone in America want Gary Patterson coaching their team?
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Winters on November 09, 2012, 03:11:07 PM
:lol: at the idea that Arkansas wants Patterson. Seriously, besides Colorado, KU and a few high schools, would anyone in America want Gary Patterson coaching their team?
Pigaggy would do something like this (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifsoup.com%2Fwebroot%2Fanimatedgifs5%2F4100337_o.gif&hash=0e32e0612cfdcc607a88382f303d6970e29635b0)
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on November 09, 2012, 03:13:27 PM
I personally am in favor of k state's strict policy against HCs with weird chubby bodies wearing form fitting mock turtleneck tee shirts
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: slobber on November 09, 2012, 03:14:49 PM
I personally am in favor of k state's strict policy against HCs with weird chubby bodies wearing form fitting mock turtleneck tee shirts
:thumbs: bub
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 09, 2012, 03:16:33 PM
Regarding the whole Arkansas thing, it seems more likely that Arkansas is going to hire Arkansas State's coach, and the rumor is that Arkansas State is the one after Patterson. But like I said, that's still pretty ridiculous. I bet the Arkansas State AD will laugh his ass off when that rumor gets back to him.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: ripcurlgti on November 09, 2012, 03:21:33 PM
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.

You have no idea... but he got through it.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_BwMQiTTD5Ak%2FTTvWiZkxwpI%2FAAAAAAAACJ4%2F_U6l2I-eHgU%2Fs1600%2FRose%252BBowl%252BGary%252BPatterson.jpg&hash=98364233e97b4c3d869d0466b2ac49cef90a967d)
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Brock Landers on November 09, 2012, 04:01:53 PM
I understand the school was quite a bit different when he was here but LMAO at the idea that he actually thought we'd hire someone that ugly and weird shaped.


If Patterson suddenly grew a Beamer-esque goiter on his face I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: AbeFroman on November 09, 2012, 04:03:56 PM
The best part is the Athletic Dept didn't even bother to tell G"**"P the news, they let Fitz break it to him  :lol:

Mushed by Fitz  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: MadCat on November 09, 2012, 04:04:43 PM
The best part is the Athletic Dept didn't even bother to tell G"**"P the news, they let Fitz break the news to him  :lol:

Mushed by Fitz  :lol: :lol: :lol:
OMG
That is the worst!
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 09, 2012, 04:05:03 PM
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.

You have no idea... but he got through it.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_BwMQiTTD5Ak%2FTTvWiZkxwpI%2FAAAAAAAACJ4%2F_U6l2I-eHgU%2Fs1600%2FRose%252BBowl%252BGary%252BPatterson.jpg&hash=98364233e97b4c3d869d0466b2ac49cef90a967d)

Good grief he has a lot of chins.  He's gross to look at.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 09, 2012, 04:09:15 PM
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.

You have no idea... but he got through it.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_BwMQiTTD5Ak%2FTTvWiZkxwpI%2FAAAAAAAACJ4%2F_U6l2I-eHgU%2Fs1600%2FRose%252BBowl%252BGary%252BPatterson.jpg&hash=98364233e97b4c3d869d0466b2ac49cef90a967d)

Did their team only have white players or were only whites allowed near the trophy?  Either way  :opcat:
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: MadCat on November 09, 2012, 04:11:44 PM
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.

You have no idea... but he got through it.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_BwMQiTTD5Ak%2FTTvWiZkxwpI%2FAAAAAAAACJ4%2F_U6l2I-eHgU%2Fs1600%2FRose%252BBowl%252BGary%252BPatterson.jpg&hash=98364233e97b4c3d869d0466b2ac49cef90a967d)

Did their team only have white players or were only whites allowed near the trophy?  Either way  :opcat:
Dude with the mauled hand was obv heiling Hitler.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: deputy dawg on November 09, 2012, 06:34:35 PM
I understand the school was quite a bit different when he was here but LMAO at the idea that he actually thought we'd hire someone that ugly and weird shaped.

They nearly made it a bylaw or something after the Prince Ron hire, but the Animal didn't want his options limited, so he made sure the "ugly and weird shaped" rule never got implemented.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 09, 2012, 06:37:33 PM
Knock knock

Who's there?

Gary Patterson, I'm here to interview for the football coaching position.

Lol no you're not. Beat it, dork.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Scary Smart on November 09, 2012, 07:10:42 PM
Knock knock

Who's there?

Gary Patterson, I'm here to interview for the football coaching position.

Lol no you're not. Beat it, dork.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Bloodfart on November 09, 2012, 07:21:28 PM
Hey Patterson the dork store called.  :lol:
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: wabash909 on November 09, 2012, 07:22:50 PM
 :lol: He's gone.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on November 09, 2012, 08:55:58 PM
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.
j

You have no idea... but he got through it.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_BwMQiTTD5Ak%2FTTvWiZkxwpI%2FAAAAAAAACJ4%2F_U6l2I-eHgU%2Fs1600%2FRose%252BBowl%252BGary%252BPatterson.jpg&hash=98364233e97b4c3d869d0466b2ac49cef90a967d)

Did their team only have white players or were only whites allowed near the trophy?  Either way  :opcat:
Dude with the mauled hand was obv heiling Hitler.

I think he's waving at some whore he spotted in the crowd with a camel toe...

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: wetwillie on November 09, 2012, 08:59:56 PM
When he leaves for a real job, I'm sure we have a clause to kick them out.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: wes mantooth on November 09, 2012, 09:13:40 PM
Why is his voice so weird?  And that haircut, my word
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: j-von on November 09, 2012, 09:24:38 PM
When he leaves for a real job, I'm sure we have a clause to kick them out.

Has this been discussed?  When he leaves, they may have the worst athletics of any BCS school in the country.  Why in the hell did we add them again?
Title: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: puniraptor on November 09, 2012, 11:20:14 PM
I heard he was leaving after this season to act as a full time perp on L&O: SVU.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: jtksu on November 09, 2012, 11:28:04 PM
Guise, i just had a terrible thought.  We mushed the eff out of TCU when we formed the Big 12.  (Jesus man, we accepted Baylor and TTU over TCU.)  Then we shoved GPatt's fat face in his own crap when he was begging for us to hire him.  What if this is all a big conspiracy to get us back?  Gary Peterson knows his salad days in the podunk conferences is over and he can't win in the Big 12 while he's chained to TCU.  Dude will take the first job at an actual BCS school that shows any interest.  Gary is the token fat chick in the group now and he'll spread em just as soon as he gets someone drunk enough.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: J on November 09, 2012, 11:32:29 PM
Hey Patterson the dork store called.  :lol:

NICE
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Trim on November 17, 2012, 12:41:46 PM
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Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 17, 2012, 12:53:22 PM
Do they not have belts in Ft. Worth or what's the deal?
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 17, 2012, 01:25:14 PM
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Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: TaqMan on November 17, 2012, 02:26:35 PM
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Fat guys just will not let pleated pants die.
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 17, 2012, 03:10:10 PM
We wouldn't even take him to be an assistant
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: ripcurlgti on November 17, 2012, 11:25:14 PM
losing to Baylor lol BAYLOR!
Title: Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
Post by: EMAWzified on November 17, 2012, 11:29:50 PM
I know.  :facepalm: