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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: hurtsogood on October 31, 2012, 08:19:24 PM
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Guys, I am in the hospital all night after back surgery and my night nurse is what you might call "smoking hot." no ring on the finger. Give me some dopey pick up lines to use while I am high on vicadin.
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Guys, I am in the hospital all night after back surgery and my night nurse is what you might call "smoking hot." no ring on the finger. Give me some dopey pick up lines to use while I am high on vicadin.
As someone who has dated two nurses I would recommend you act really immature and shamelessy hit on her. She will instantly feel like she can "nurse" some maturity into you and make you change.
Your in like flynn after that.
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Hey do you ever get the feeling that you are always in the hospital?
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Guys, I am in the hospital all night after back surgery and my night nurse is what you might call "smoking hot." no ring on the finger. Give me some dopey pick up lines to use while I am high on vicadin.
As someone who has dated two nurses I would recommend you act really immature and shamelessy hit on her. She will instantly feel like she can "nurse" some maturity into you and make you change.
Your in like flynn after that.
I dated a nurse, and my mom is a nurse, but I did not date her.
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Hey do you ever get the feeling that you are always in the hospital?
No. This is my first surgery since third grade. I ruptured a disc throwing down a sick, spradling-esque one hand jam
On an 8.5 foot goal.
:bball:
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"Nurse, I need a foley"
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Hey do you ever get the feeling that you are always in the hospital?
No. This is my first surgery since third grade. I ruptured a disc throwing down a sick, spradling-esque one hand jam
On an 8.5 foot goal.
:bball:
That was my pickup line suggestion.
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Oh man, sorry kat kid. I am new to this and also not very smart.
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"Nurse, I need a foley"
is that when she gains a bunch of weight and lives in a van down by the river? "Is that bill Shakespeare over there?"
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Which hospital are you at?
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Guys, I am in the hospital all night after back surgery and my night nurse is what you might call "smoking hot." no ring on the finger. Give me some dopey pick up lines to use while I am high on vicadin.
As someone who has dated two nurses I would recommend you act really immature and shamelessy hit on her. She will instantly feel like she can "nurse" some maturity into you and make you change.
Your in like flynn after that.
I dated a nurse, and my mom is a nurse, but I did not date her.
That's a great post.
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Which hospital are you at?
KU. It's actually really nice. And my anesthetist was emaw.
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But I am still going to burn it to the ground when i leave.
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Guys, I am in the hospital all night after back surgery and my night nurse is what you might call "smoking hot." no ring on the finger. Give me some dopey pick up lines to use while I am high on vicadin.
As someone who has dated two nurses I would recommend you act really immature and shamelessy hit on her. She will instantly feel like she can "nurse" some maturity into you and make you change.
Your in like flynn after that.
I dated a nurse, and my mom is a nurse, but I did not date her.
That's a great post.
that is the first time anyone has ever complimented one of my posts. I hope it doesn't go to my head. Gotta stay hungry.
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She came by to check on me and the first thing she asked was if I needed a stool softener. Kind of ruined the mood that already didn't exist.
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She came by to check on me and the first thing she asked was if I needed a stool softener. Kind of ruined the mood that already didn't exist.
why is your dumbass still at the hospital if you're healthy enough to be posting on goEMAW.com?
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She came by to check on me and the first thing she asked was if I needed a stool softener. Kind of ruined the mood that already didn't exist.
keep after it hsg.
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I've seen in movies where the patient gets to bang the nurse in the hospital... Good luck hsg! :fatty:
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She came by to check on me and the first thing she asked was if I needed a stool softener. Kind of ruined the mood that already didn't exist.
why is your dumbass still at the hospital if you're healthy enough to be posting on goEMAW.com?
I got out of surgery at about five. They wanted me to stay one night so that they can check on the incision in the morning. I am also a little weak and unstable(they had to remove the disc and drill through some bone).
Also, nothing stops me from getting my fix of this board.
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This may get epic.
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"Nurse, I need a foley"
is that when she gains a bunch of weight and lives in a van down by the river? "Is that bill Shakespeare over there?"
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.webmd.com%2Fdtmcms%2Flive%2Fwebmd%2Fconsumer_assets%2Fsite_images%2Fmedia%2Fmedical%2Fhw%2Fh9991505_002.jpg&hash=6bcbd7783ddf3dda1ab4aa8b3d286262e1db39de)
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:lol: :barf:
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:lol: :barf:
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23025.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23025.0)
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:lol: :barf:
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23025.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23025.0)
An instant classic.
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She came back. I told her it must suck working on Halloween and said could borrow my gown and go out as a surgery patient. She said she worked until seven. Either she doesn't pick up on sarcasm, or she is dumb.
I am going to ask her what a foley is and how it works and see if I can get her to say "penis" or "urethra" because I currently have the maturity of a 13 year old.
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She is playing hard to get. Seems to me you have one foot in the door. I'm thinking the foley inquiry may get you to the next level.
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Start a conversation about EMAW. If she doesn't get it, then you don't want her. If she does, then she's probably just been waiting for you to start the conversation.
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Jakesie's point is well taken. If she isn't EMAW, walk away (or turn away, considering your temporary situation). Hot may be hot...but hot and not EMAW is a problem.
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It's been awhile since we've heard from HSG. I guess that means he's become the big hitter with the nurse...or he looked at a called strike three. Here's hoping he's still in the game.
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Guys, I fell "asleep" with my gown tastefully pulled to the side just so, and it looks like she did NOT take the bait.
This is a good sign for her being emaw, as a ku grad, coal aggie or pigaggie certainly would have been sucked right in. Emphasis on "sucked," my bros.
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She just paid a little 3 am visit to "give me pain meds." She checked the incision and was all "that looks good" and she was totally not talking about the suture, I bet. :gocho:
still trying to ascertain her school of choice. She is definitely not a mu grad, judging by her number of teeth and clear skin.
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tell her you know a great jello spot for breakfast then say "should I buzz you or nudge you?"
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tell her you know a great jello spot for breakfast then say "should I buzz you or nudge you?"
:lol:
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tell her you know a great jello spot for breakfast then say "should I buzz you or nudge you?"
:thumbs:
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One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU :eek:
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tell her you know a great jello spot for breakfast then say "should I buzz you or nudge you?"
pffftt :lol:
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One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU :eek:
Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...
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One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU :eek:
Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...
No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.
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One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU :eek:
Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...
No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.
You have 2 ex gf nurses? You are bad at girlfriending.
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One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU :eek:
Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...
No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.
You keep confusing me with all these posts that imply that goEMAW was the drunk troublemakers at chiPAK.
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One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU :eek:
Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...
No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.
You keep confusing me with all these posts that imply that goEMAW was the drunk troublemakers at chiPAK.
potato potatoe
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One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU :eek:
Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...
No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.
You have 2 ex gf nurses? You are bad at girlfriending.
How'd your date go on tuesday? I heard you bought a special shirt and everything only to have her cancel at the last second. 1bw left by himself at his house wiping his tears away with his brand new KU T-shirt...so sad
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She came back. I told her it must suck working on Halloween and said could borrow my gown and go out as a surgery patient.
i thought this was pretty good.
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One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU :eek:
Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...
No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.
You have 2 ex gf nurses? You are bad at girlfriending.
How'd your date go on tuesday? I heard you bought a special shirt and everything only to have her cancel at the last second. 1bw left by himself at his house wiping his tears away with his brand new KU T-shirt...so sad
MODS!
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One of ben ji's ex nurse GF's is an emaw who works nights at KU med in the ICU :eek:
Also a confirmed goEMAW hater...
No, the sqauwk ex gf nurse is the goEMAW hater.
You keep confusing me with all these posts that imply that goEMAW was the drunk troublemakers at chiPAK.
potato potatoe
:lol:
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Wow this thread is really good for just 2 pages. :thumbs:
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I'll have whatever drugs HSG has.
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HSG, how often do you go to the hospital? Not that I'm wishing you ill will...I'm not. But this has been a damned good thread.
Maybe another run at a nurse when you go for post-op follow-up?
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I'll have whatever drugs HSG has.
Percocet, muscle relaxers, and stool softeners (but don"t tell hot nurse about the stool softeners).
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HSG, how often do you go to the hospital? Not that I'm wishing you ill will...I'm not. But this has been a damned good thread.
Maybe another run at a nurse when you go for post-op follow-up?
I'll be back in three weeks for follow up, and I will do what I can. :jerk: