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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Cartierfor3 on October 30, 2012, 09:43:12 AM
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On the 1st day after society collapses (zombies, lights go out like on revolution, government gets overthrown by rebels, nuclear war etc.) what will you do? I'm going to go to the store and eat as much Haagen Daz as I can. It will only be good for like 12 hours.
I don't have any guns or survival skills or like a stockpile of food, I'll probably be one of the first ones to go anyway. Might as well eat some free Haagen Daz.
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I would probably buy a lotto ticket.
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Heroin
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1.High tail it to the family compound(farm) in Western KS. Stay off main highways, prob take 24 most the way.
2.Organize millitia to guard grain bins
3.Die once my supply of contacts run out and my glasses break.
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Go fishing.
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I would probably buy a lotto ticket.
I doubt it would be a winner
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probably just chillax and blow off work
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loot
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I would finish the game.
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"Plant my crisis garden and dig up my gold"
- FSD
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Go to worlds of fun. I'll live off cotton candy and dippin' dots till those bitches come. I'll probably hang out at the MPH pitching machine to see if I can finally hit 100 before I'm out.
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straight to my fathers home
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"Plant my crisis garden and dig up my gold"
- FSD
Because gold is so useful in everyday life! People will totally trade their limited food for shiny and malleable metals!
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paint a #3 on the side of my driver's door and mount a snowplow on the front of my truck.
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"Plant my crisis garden and dig up my gold"
- FSD
Because gold is so useful in everyday life! People will totally trade their limited food for shiny and malleable metals!
:sdeek: the natives didn't have a chance
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I'll tell you what I'd do, man.
Two chicks at the same time.
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I'll tell you what I'd do, man.
Two chicks at the same time.
you would be the james mcgill to fanning's ell fyi..
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Learn to hunt and garden.
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Learn to hunt and garden.
Teach Jaksie to hunt and garden.
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Learn to hunt and garden.
Teach Jaksie to hunt and garden.
:thumbs:
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I'll probably be the ruler of the world. Should be fun and stressful at the same time.
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Learn to hunt and garden.
Teach Jaksie to hunt and garden.
Drink some beer and watch Limestone teach Jakesie how to hunt and garden.
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Loot. Pick out a favorite vacation home in the area to hole up in. Board it up.
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Attempt to get back to KS from MS. God damn it is going to be a bitch to get over that river.
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the walmart in kingfisher, oklahoma, is where i'll go if there is a zombie apocalypse. it's outside of town on a hill with nothing around it for about half a mile in any direction.
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i really could use some fishing buds
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This ^, but I wouldn't trust Woody Harrelson or that kid who invented facebook.
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i really could use some fishing buds
What kind of fishing, 'Clams? I love me some trout fishing. Plus, if we're going out this way, I've always dreamed about deep sea fishing.
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i really could use some fishing buds
What kind of fishing, 'Clams? I love me some trout fishing. Plus, if we're going out this way, I've always dreamed about deep sea fishing.
Let me know where you guys will be, I'll meet up, but I'll be a little late because I'm going to eat Haagen Daz first.
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i really could use some fishing buds
What kind of fishing, 'Clams? I love me some trout fishing. Plus, if we're going out this way, I've always dreamed about deep sea fishing.
Let me know where you guys will be, I'll meet up, but I'll be a little late because I'm going to eat Haagen Daz first.
leave the vanilla swiss almond for me. tia.
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i'm not really set on a fishing type but trout fishing obviously came to mind when you think about the fact that we're mostly going to be in colorado like they were in red dawn + trout taste great.
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drive to my grandmother's farm in SEK.
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i'm not really set on a fishing type but trout fishing obviously came to mind when you think about the fact that we're mostly going to be in colorado like they were in red dawn + trout taste great.
I'll claim and board you guys up a vacation home in exchange for fish
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I would learn how to dry beef like Native americans did with buffalo before the internet goes away too.
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also would go to a library or find a book about edible plants and stuff.
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also would go to a library or find a book about edible plants and stuff.
Have fun with that, I'll be sitting on top of the grain bins at the family compound making it rain with kernels of grain.
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well since my office space idea and my zombieland idea were already taken, I'd just wander around in a daze until a plane fell out of the sky and landed on me.
or hit the underground salt museum in hutchinson kansas. Come share our space!
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:thumbs:
The Hutch salt mines seem like a good place to hold up. Plus the cosmosphere. :love: I bet coalaggies would be a good ally to have at this time. I would trade salt for coal. Oh yeah isn't there like a ton of crap stored down there. I bet you would have enough reading material to last you a life time. Yep Hutch salt mines is the place to be.
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I'm going to live in the upstairs patio funiture section of menards
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I'm going to live in the upstairs patio funiture section of menards
if you had to hole up in a department store, menards would be an excellent choice.
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Day 1 I would probably just sit at home and consider doing a lot of different things but not do any of them.
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Day 1 I would probably just sit at home and consider doing a lot of different things but not do any of them.
That's why you plan it out now
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:thumbs:
The Hutch salt mines seem like a good place to hold up. Plus the cosmosphere. :love: I bet coalaggies would be a good ally to have at this time. I would trade salt for coal. Oh yeah isn't there like a ton of crap stored down there. I bet you would have enough reading material to last you a life time. Yep Hutch salt mines is the place to be.
They have all the original Disney films stored in there too. You could invite ben ji over with his kernels of corn and have movie night. You would have to bring a cow down there and churn some butter. The salt would not be a problem, LOL.
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I think my biggest problem would be figuring out when Day 1 was. Like what if it takes me a month or two to admit that society has finally collapsed and by that time the upper deck of menards is over crowded.
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Day 1 I would probably just sit at home and consider doing a lot of different things but not do any of them.
I vote for apathy as well. (I even waited for someone else to post it as an option.)
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I think my biggest problem would be figuring out when Day 1 was. Like what if it takes me a month or two to admit that society has finally collapsed and by that time the upper deck of menards is over crowded.
Yeah, it seems like you really need to be proactive in a situation like this. However, I'd hate to bash some dude's head only to find out I jumped the gun an will now be spendng Day 1 in prison.
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I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.
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I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.
Have fun with that. Pretty sure eating fish caught within a major city will actually turn you into a zombie.
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I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.
Have fun with that. Pretty sure eating fish caught within a major city will actually turn you into a zombie.
who said anything about eating the fish? I would eat all the food left behind by dumbasses going to family farms.
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I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.
Have fun with that. Pretty sure eating fish caught within a major city will actually turn you into a zombie.
who said anything about eating the fish? I would eat all the food left behind by dumbasses going to family farms.
Pretty sure that's what zombies use to trap you inside stores. Also, bigger cities... bigger zombie population. I'm finding the nearest giant sailboat and living Waterworld style.
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Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.
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Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IT'S DAY 1? IS THE ANTICHRIST GOING TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE?
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Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IT'S DAY 1? IS THE ANTICHRIST GOING TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE?
If you're paying attention you'll know.
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Release my robot army
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Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IT'S DAY 1? IS THE ANTICHRIST GOING TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE?
If you're paying attention you'll know.
Haymitch pro-tip: Don't run in towards the cornucopia and risk getting an axe to the dome. Run outwards to safety.
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Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IT'S DAY 1? IS THE ANTICHRIST GOING TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE?
If you're paying attention you'll know.
Haymitch pro-tip: Don't run in towards the cornucopia and risk getting an axe to the dome. Run outwards to safety.
We're talking post-Apocalypse, not dystopian. I think how to behave in a dystopian future would need its own thread.
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the dystopian govt cant take over without an apocalypse first.
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Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IT'S DAY 1? IS THE ANTICHRIST GOING TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE?
If you're paying attention you'll know.
Haymitch pro-tip: Don't run in towards the cornucopia and risk getting an axe to the dome. Run outwards to safety.
We're talking post-Apocalypse, not dystopian. I think how to behave in a dystopian future would need its own thread.
Comparable situations, just different reasoning behind them. Both would have people fighting over limited food/supplies while trying to avoid getting bludgeoned/chomped.
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the dystopian govt cant take over without an apocalypse first.
True, but it will take like 15-20 years of rebelling and chaos and street gangs before the dictator rises to rule over all of North America. And I won't make it that long in the craziness leading up to it, so I'm not concerned with it. Mostly just planning on the Haagen Daz buffet.
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Hey fishing group, do you guys mind if I bring my friend along (chick from hunger games)? She promises not to be a drag, plus every group needs a filly.
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Sleep in, grill out, plan day 2. Day 2 is when crap gets real
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Hey fishing group, do you guys mind if I bring my friend along (chick from hunger games)? She promises not to be a drag, plus every group needs a filly.
As long as she's not some "I gotta prove everyone wrong" types who is always going off on her own, against better judgement, to prove her value.
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I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.
Have fun with that. Pretty sure eating fish caught within a major city will actually turn you into a zombie.
who said anything about eating the fish? I would eat all the food left behind by dumbasses going to family farms.
have you even watched the show?
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I would immediately go on the offensive. Commit some cold blooded, public murder so everyone around knows not to eff with me.
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I would immediately go on the offensive. Commit some cold blooded, public murder so everyone around knows not to eff with me.
:sdeek:
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I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.
Have fun with that. Pretty sure eating fish caught within a major city will actually turn you into a zombie.
who said anything about eating the fish? I would eat all the food left behind by dumbasses going to family farms.
have you even watched the show?
This ain't no show, this is real motherfuckin' life! Bitch!
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I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.
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I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.
:sdeek:
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I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.
Man, does Gooch post on GPC also? PirateCat51?
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I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.
Man, does Gooch post on GPC also? PirateCat51?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Guys, it's Day 2 now, if you don't have plans by now you're eff'd. Fishing group gather at 14 hours and 37 minutes. You've got the maps. Turn all cellular devices off now. Good bye and good luck, fanning out!
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i have an extra set of waders if anyone needs to borrow them, i'll bring them to the predetermined rendevous point
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I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.
In a week she'll tell us that Gooch turned to a zombie and there was nothing she could do
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Guys, it's Day 2 now, if you don't have plans by now you're eff'd. Fishing group gather at 14 hours and 37 minutes. You've got the maps. Turn all cellular devices off now. Good bye and good luck, fanning out!
The most important thing on the agenda on day 2 is to avoid retail shopping areas. On day 1, I was ahead of the curve, by looting a Hy Vee and eating all the Haagen Daz. I grabbed all the food I could carry in my wheelbarrow before I met up with the fishing crew. Yes, I know those hot dogs will go bad, but its ok because I got them as bait for fishing.
Once people realize what has happened, they are going to go nuts on the retail stores. Best to stay away at this point.
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I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.
In a week she'll tell us that Gooch turned to a zombie and there was nothing she could do
I sure hope Gooch makes it to the game Saturday. Would like to say my goodbyes.
Also, if it is day 2, I'm going to do more heroin. I am going to spend as little time experiencing this new post-apocalyptic world as possible. Plus I'm addicted now.
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Day 1 seemed pretty pud. I'll probably lay around for another day. Not much happening other than a lot of speculation.
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i wish i knew wtf was going on in this thread
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i wish i knew wtf was going on in this thread
I don't really know either. I just like to relax, so while everyone else is takling about big plans, I just wanted to let them all know that I'd be relaxing.
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How, exactly, is zombieaids transmitted? Just bites? I hope its just bites.
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Does the whole world reach day 1 at the same time?
I feel like new yorkers may already be on day 3 and have the jump on us.
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How, exactly, is zombieaids transmitted? Just bites? I hope its just bites.
Depends on the type of Zombies. And we don't know if Zombies will be our downfall. It could be a military coup or a nuclear war on the east coast that wipes out the government or an economic collapse.
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Dick. I've pretty much put all my eggs in the zombie basket. Really wish I hadn't jumped the gun like that.
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Does the whole world reach day 1 at the same time?
I feel like new yorkers may already be on day 3 and have the jump on us.
Probably true. By the time day 1 gets to Kansas, NY will probably be in complete chaos mode, and all the Haagen Daz will have been long gone. Even those who are going fishing in NY will probably be either A) eaten by Zombies or B) destroyed by street gangs. Best to not be in NY when all this goes down.
Also, to the fishing group, I'd like to have a plan to head south for winter in mind. And we CANNOT go on the highway. Too many highway bandits.
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Dick. I've pretty much put all my eggs in the zombie basket. Really wish I hadn't jumped the gun like that.
Well even if you prepare for Zombies and its not zombies, really all the prep you'd be doing would still be valuable.
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Does the whole world reach day 1 at the same time?
I feel like new yorkers may already be on day 3 and have the jump on us.
Probably true. By the time day 1 gets to Kansas, NY will probably be in complete chaos mode, and all the Haagen Daz will have been long gone. Even those who are going fishing in NY will probably be either A) eaten by Zombies or B) destroyed by street gangs. Best to not be in NY when all this goes down.
Also, to the fishing group, I'd like to have a plan to head south for winter in mind. And we CANNOT go on the highway. Too many highway bandits.
Maybe you could take the Mexican Blackbird?
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Well, if it's not zombies, on day 1 I would start building a Mad Max car. Day 2, rest. (I went ahead and started doing heroin on day 1. That was a really bad idea.)
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there is a prison about an hour from where i live that is closed. just bring a crap-ton of food and supplies and we're fine, guys. no zombie prisoners to worry about, nobody has been there in several years.
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I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.
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I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.
Militia is the LAST thing you want to be a part of.
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I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.
In a week she'll tell us that Gooch turned to a zombie and there was nothing she could do
I'm not waiting until he turns into a zombie, just if a zombie bites him. Better to get it over with as quickly as possible.
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I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.
Militia is the LAST thing you want to be a part of.
Unless your running it :gocho:
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I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.
Militia is the LAST thing you want to be a part of.
Unless your running it :gocho:
Nope. Obviously you've not seen very many movies. Once the militia leader gets too much power, he abuses it, and eventually an outsider infiltrates and turns your own men against you. You'll end up shot or hanged.
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I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.
i kinda wonder if we should all go hang out in montezuma? i bet the mennonites are immune.
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Guys there are people already down here in the salt mine. They said contests for commander/leader will commence soon. Should I enter the competition? It looks like fun. :)
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what happens when the zombies find the entrance to the salt mine? be pro-active, bloodfart, not reactive. gtfo of there
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what happens when the zombies find the entrance to the salt mine? be pro-active, bloodfart, not reactive. gtfo of there
Blow the entrance, survive on salt.
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you will run out of oxygen
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you will evolve into weird cave people who don't need sunlight
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what happens when the zombies find the entrance to the salt mine? be pro-active, bloodfart, not reactive. gtfo of there
Blow the entrance, survive on salt.
I found this wooden box of really old road flares. I think I might use them on my way out because its dark down here.
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I would immediately go on the offensive. Commit some cold blooded, public murder so everyone around knows not to eff with me.
Glad someone said it. I'd probably start doing some serious rapings before chicks started smelling really bad and got all full of AIDS from all the other crazies.
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I would immediately go on the offensive. Commit some cold blooded, public murder so everyone around knows not to eff with me.
Glad someone said it. I'd probably start doing some serious rapings before chicks started smelling really bad and got all full of AIDS from all the other crazies.
wtf man
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I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.
Militia is the LAST thing you want to be a part of.
Unless your running it :gocho:
Nope. Obviously you've not seen very many movies. Once the militia leader gets too much power, he abuses it, and eventually an outsider infiltrates and turns your own men against you. You'll end up shot or hanged.
See my Original Post, once I run out of contacts and my glasses break I'm dead anyways. Might as well go out like ceaser.
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Hopefully 1BW is the first victim of RPG's murder rampage.
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I need someone with a shitload of guns, someone with a shitload of girls, somone with a shitload of food, and you 3 can come with me to murder the crap out of this guy and steal his house.
http://www.businessinsider.com/tornado-resistant-house-2011-7 (http://www.businessinsider.com/tornado-resistant-house-2011-7)
I'm not effing around. It's Day 1.
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you will evolve into weird cave people who don't need sunlight
You mean zombies (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.ifrm.com%2F9713%2F183%2Femo%2Fzombieaaa.gif&hash=938516f162a7ad1ef515bf102d5321a5a102f0f7)
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I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.
Militia is the LAST thing you want to be a part of.
Unless your running it :gocho:
Nope. Obviously you've not seen very many movies. Once the militia leader gets too much power, he abuses it, and eventually an outsider infiltrates and turns your own men against you. You'll end up shot or hanged.
See my Original Post, once I run out of contacts and my glasses break I'm dead anyways. Might as well go out like ceaser.
You remind me of someone. Will you rule with the conch of power too?
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you will evolve into weird cave people who don't need sunlight
You mean zombies (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.ifrm.com%2F9713%2F183%2Femo%2Fzombieaaa.gif&hash=938516f162a7ad1ef515bf102d5321a5a102f0f7)
Formal request to add this to the emoticon options.
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I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.
Militia is the LAST thing you want to be a part of.
Unless your running it :gocho:
Nope. Obviously you've not seen very many movies. Once the militia leader gets too much power, he abuses it, and eventually an outsider infiltrates and turns your own men against you. You'll end up shot or hanged.
See my Original Post, once I run out of contacts and my glasses break I'm dead anyways. Might as well go out like ceaser.
You remind me of someone. Will you rule with the conch of power too?
Just call me Ralph Ji
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JFC, I know it's probably too late. But someone tell bloodfart he's mumped in those salt mines.
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JFC, I know it's probably too late. But someone tell bloodfart he's mumped in those salt mines.
thanks for that advice, fanning robinett
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JFC, I know it's probably too late. But someone tell bloodfart he's mumped in those salt mines.
It's okiedoky fanning I got in the compitition btw. They DQ'd me though. I guess using bodily functions against a competitor is not promoting good leadership skills. :dunno: Eff these loosers I'm outta here.
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I have my brewery and still up and running. I spend most of my days partying it up trading booze for whatever I need. I also invested all my pre apocalypse money in precious metals - copper and lead, so I am pretty set up for protecting my stash.
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You dorks have fun heading south. Limestone and I will be surviving in a place where there's more than just armadillos to eat.
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This is probably a question I should have asked during the coalaggie invasion... but, fast forward a long ways... when things slow down and people start colonizing, how many people would a colony need to have in order to sustain itself without any outsiders? the more generations there are, the greater likelihood of people with the same DNA reproducing together. you would pretty much be stuck with a bunch of people that are cousins of some degree eventually. How far removed does a cousin have to be in order to reproduce without the risk of a cyclops? 50? 100?
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This is probably a question I should have asked during the coalaggie invasion... but, fast forward a long ways... when things slow down and people start colonizing, how many people would a colony need to have in order to sustain itself without any outsiders? the more generations there are, the greater likelihood of people with the same DNA reproducing together. you would pretty much be stuck with a bunch of people that are cousins of some degree eventually. How far removed does a cousin have to be in order to reproduce without the risk of a cyclops? 50? 100?
You would probably want to setup a swapping system with a nearby colony. Guy from colony A impregnates girl from colony B and vice versa. population ratios stay the same in each colony, and we avoid 3 footed offspring. (might have to swap with more than one colony)
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Basically just go down to Olpe, Madison, and Lebo and you have your Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) soup experience.
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You dorks have fun heading south. Limestone and I will be surviving in a place where there's more than just armadillos to eat.
You ever hear of the Gulf of Mexico Jake? Friggin' seafood buffet every night.
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You remind me of someone. Will you rule with the conch of power too?
Just call me Ralph Ji
Hmmm, you should stay away from rocks or anything rock related.
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head for the hill country and live off of deer
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Day 1 - Zombie Apocalypse - Gather guns, ammo, family (what"s left of them at least) food and available supplies (no shopping or looting, just whatever I have on hand) and drive to the farm in Central Kansas. I'll contact friends and relatives in route to give coordinates to our location (most should already know) and hope they make it there alive. Once on the farm, gameplan with other heads of households, take proper security measures such as booby-traps and barb-wire fences. Day 2 - I'd like convert a combine into a sweet zombie herd destroyer. Maybe start building a monster truck... :driving:
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head for the hill country and live off of deer
They're nothing but mangled carcasses by now. Good luck. Pro tip: Don't google mangled carcasses. Woof!
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For good measure, I know a guy who has a lot of guns. I will beg, borrow, or steal a couple of them from him. Then I'll find Coach Snyder and do whatever Coach does.
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Day 1 - Zombie Apocalypse - Gather guns, ammo, family (what"s left of them at least) food and available supplies (no shopping or looting, just whatever I have on hand) and drive to the farm in Central Kansas. I'll contact friends and relatives in route to give coordinates to our location (most should already know) and hope they make it there alive. Once on the farm, gameplan with other heads of households, take proper security measures such as booby-traps and barb-wire fences. Day 2 - I'd like convert a combine into a sweet zombie herd destroyer. Maybe start building a monster truck... :driving:
Good idea on turning the combine into a zombie herd destroyer. I'm totally going to use it.
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Day 1 - Zombie Apocalypse - Gather guns, ammo, family (what"s left of them at least) food and available supplies (no shopping or looting, just whatever I have on hand) and drive to the farm in Central Kansas. I'll contact friends and relatives in route to give coordinates to our location (most should already know) and hope they make it there alive. Once on the farm, gameplan with other heads of households, take proper security measures such as booby-traps and barb-wire fences. Day 2 - I'd like convert a combine into a sweet zombie herd destroyer. Maybe start building a monster truck... :driving:
Good idea on turning the combine into a zombie herd destroyer. I'm totally going to use it.
Yeah, good idea until you run out of gas and get stuck in the middle of nowhere and have to get out and fill up the tank and get ripped to death by crazy ass zombies. No thanks!
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I'm grabbing my guns, camping gear and food and heading for the mountains. I figure one bad winter will kill off most of the walkers and bad people.
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Guns will soon be useless. Get a bow and lots of arrows, try to get arrows back after you have shot them. Infinite ammunition.
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Guns will soon be useless. Get a bow and lots of arrows, try to get arrows back after you have shot them. Infinite ammunition.
The best gun will be a silenced 22 rifle. 500 rounds is only $10. Ammo is super lightweight. Here in CO, I'm definitely going to carry a large hunting rifle for wildlife. But yeah, crossbow later down the road would be ideal.
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Arrows are not as durable as one would think.
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For good measure, I know a guy who has a lot of guns. I will beg, borrow, or steal a couple of them from him. Then I'll find Coach Snyder and do whatever Coach does.
Is there any doubt that Snyder would just coach up those "zombsters" and get them to do his bidding. If any one could do it, Snyder could.
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Pro-tip: Footwear is the most important thing
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Is this zombie thing something folks out there in science are taking seriously? I assumed it was all hullabaloo but want to make sure.
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Is this zombie thing something folks out there in science are taking seriously? I assumed it was all hullabaloo but want to make sure.
It's real and it's Day 3 and you're still trying to decide if they're real? Wasted time. You're mumped!
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Is this zombie thing something folks out there in science are taking seriously? I assumed it was all hullabaloo but want to make sure.
It's real and it's Day 3 and you're still trying to decide if they're real? Wasted time. You're mumped!
Yep, people who question seriousness definitely make up the majority of the base zombie population.
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I would head to Dillon's and steal as much propane as I could fit into my car. Then I would just hang out at home and wait for somebody to rise to power so I could find him/her and help rebuild society.
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Lets assume everyone on this board survives, and obviously a lot of other people. Zombies are becoming less and less of a problem, but there still arent any laws or order to anything. What would you do for fun? I think I would find some real nice cars and drive them really fast and stuff. I would probably go play golf on some real nice courses before the grass gets longs, kinda like bill murray ala zombie land. I would also go to colorado and go snowboarding once i figured out how to turn the lifts on. This is going to be so much fun you guys!!!!
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Lets assume everyone on this board survives, and obviously a lot of other people. Zombies are becoming less and less of a problem, but there still arent any laws or order to anything. What would you do for fun? I think I would find some real nice cars and drive them really fast and stuff. I would probably go play golf on some real nice courses before the grass gets longs, kinda like bill murray ala zombie land. I would also go to colorado and go snowboarding once i figured out how to turn the lifts on. This is going to be so much fun you guys!!!!
Is this a long version of asking what would you do if life returned to normal?
It's a zombie apocalypse... no time to be thinking of this.
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Lets assume everyone on this board survives, and obviously a lot of other people. Zombies are becoming less and less of a problem, but there still arent any laws or order to anything. What would you do for fun? I think I would find some real nice cars and drive them really fast and stuff. I would probably go play golf on some real nice courses before the grass gets longs, kinda like bill murray ala zombie land. I would also go to colorado and go snowboarding once i figured out how to turn the lifts on. This is going to be so much fun you guys!!!!
Is this a long version of asking what would you do if life returned to normal?
It's a zombie apocalypse... no time to be thinking of this.
Not returned to normal... Just a much more mild form of a zombie apocolypse than everyone thinks. Initially everyone is going to freak out and a lot of people die and whatever, but then you discover that zombies are kind of FP's and if you run at them yelling and screaming they run away like a bear.
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Mods,
Please move to Doomsday Prepper thread.
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Lets assume everyone on this board survives, and obviously a lot of other people. Zombies are becoming less and less of a problem, but there still arent any laws or order to anything. What would you do for fun? I think I would find some real nice cars and drive them really fast and stuff. I would probably go play golf on some real nice courses before the grass gets longs, kinda like bill murray ala zombie land. I would also go to colorado and go snowboarding once i figured out how to turn the lifts on. This is going to be so much fun you guys!!!!
Is this a long version of asking what would you do if life returned to normal?
It's a zombie apocalypse... no time to be thinking of this.
Not returned to normal... Just a much more mild form of a zombie apocolypse than everyone thinks. Initially everyone is going to freak out and a lot of people die and whatever, but then you discover that zombies are kind of FP's and if you run at them yelling and screaming they run away like a bear.
Also, if I discovered something like that, I would only tell a couple of people and make them swear not to tell anyone else. That way I can become a zombie king or something and continue to golf and snowboard and speed and stuff til i get bored
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Lets assume everyone on this board survives, and obviously a lot of other people. Zombies are becoming less and less of a problem, but there still arent any laws or order to anything. What would you do for fun? I think I would find some real nice cars and drive them really fast and stuff. I would probably go play golf on some real nice courses before the grass gets longs, kinda like bill murray ala zombie land. I would also go to colorado and go snowboarding once i figured out how to turn the lifts on. This is going to be so much fun you guys!!!!
Probably just stick with the fishing group, but we would be more relaxed
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Lets assume everyone on this board survives, and obviously a lot of other people. Zombies are becoming less and less of a problem, but there still arent any laws or order to anything. What would you do for fun? I think I would find some real nice cars and drive them really fast and stuff. I would probably go play golf on some real nice courses before the grass gets longs, kinda like bill murray ala zombie land. I would also go to colorado and go snowboarding once i figured out how to turn the lifts on. This is going to be so much fun you guys!!!!
How long do you think it takes for grass to grow?
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I would probably go play golf on some real nice courses before the grass gets longs,
How long do you think it takes for grass to grow?
Yeah, grass growing kinda effs up his idea... But stealing a golf cart... that has potential.
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Lets assume everyone on this board survives, and obviously a lot of other people. Zombies are becoming less and less of a problem, but there still arent any laws or order to anything. What would you do for fun? I think I would find some real nice cars and drive them really fast and stuff. I would probably go play golf on some real nice courses before the grass gets longs, kinda like bill murray ala zombie land. I would also go to colorado and go snowboarding once i figured out how to turn the lifts on. This is going to be so much fun you guys!!!!
How long do you think it takes for grass to grow?
I realized that after I started thinking about how long it would take to learn how to control the zombies.... I wouldnt be opposed to mowing the course myself though. :dunno:
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I would use some of the propane that I stole from Dillon's to grill some food for whoever volunteered to mow the golf course for me.
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I would use some of the propane that I stole from Dillon's to grill some food for whoever volunteered to mow the golf course for me.
So this post apacolypic zombie world doens't have Mexicans I take it?
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I would use some of the propane that I stole from Dillon's to grill some food for whoever volunteered to mow the golf course for me.
I ,like oscar, enjoy mowing my lawn so I volunteer. Also can fix just about anything with an engine. Plus Mrs. BF pretty good at sewing up cuts an stuff. So there's that and the salt mine thing wasn't working out anyways.
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I think I would find some real nice cars and drive them really fast and stuff.
Where? All the roads and highways will be littered with dead cars/people.
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I think I would find some real nice cars and drive them really fast and stuff.
Where? All the roads and highways will be littered with dead cars/people.
I dont feel that the movies are painting a very clear picture of what it would be like. I think there would be plenty of roads that are completely deserted i would be all :cheese: :driving: :drink: :driving:
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I think I would find some real nice cars and drive them really fast and stuff.
Where? All the roads and highways will be littered with dead cars/people.
I dont feel that the movies are painting a very clear picture of what it would be like. I think there would be plenty of roads that are completely deserted i would be all :cheese: :driving: :drink: :driving:
You'll be over run by bandits when you drive through their booby trap.
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I'm just gonna say it right now. Getting hookedon heroin the first day was a really bad idea. withdrawals are a bitch. Whoever suggested that can bite my ass.
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Everyone hoping for a non-zombie future and then losing hope is the second major group adding to the zombie population.
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just finished building a lookout tower.
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just finished building a lookout tower.
Lol, I've been chilling on the roof of the grain bin for 4 days now. Only took found 4 stragglers last night.
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I'm sure you guys have been wondering where Emo EMAW has been the last 7 pages. Long story short, laying low, doing what I gotta do to survive. You don't know what it's like out there!
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I'm just gonna say it right now. Getting hookedon heroin the first day was a really bad idea. withdrawals are a bitch. Whoever suggested that can bite my ass.
:gocho: Let me introduce you to my guy. Price goes up if he can tell you're itchin' though, so play it cool.
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Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *giggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.
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Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.
Remember that snapping turtle we saw?
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Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.
Remember that snapping turtle we saw?
Yes, it was adorable.
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Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.
Remember that snapping turtle we saw?
Yes, it was adorable.
Gonna call BS here guys. No such thing as an adorable snapping turtle. We have three options here: 1) You rubes have laughably LTIQ and actually saw like a red eared slider (adorable) or something. 2) You're all liars and likely sitting on a huge stash of heroin and this tale is meant to throw us off your scent. 3) Whatever cause people to turn into hideous zombie had the reverse effect on hideous snapper and turned them adorable. This is a terrifying idea.
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Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.
Remember that snapping turtle we saw?
Yes, it was adorable.
Gonna call BS here guys. No such thing as an adorable snapping turtle. We have three options here: 1) You rubes have laughably LTIQ and actually saw like a red eared slider (adorable) or something. 2) You're all liars and likely sitting on a huge stash of heroin and this tale is meant to throw us off your scent. 3) Whatever cause people to turn into hideous zombie had the reverse effect on hideous snapper and turned them adorable. This is a terrifying idea.
It ate Pissclams sandwich. Adorable.
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Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.
Remember that snapping turtle we saw?
Yes, it was adorable.
Gonna call BS here guys. No such thing as an adorable snapping turtle. We have three options here: 1) You rubes have laughably LTIQ and actually saw like a red eared slider (adorable) or something. 2) You're all liars and likely sitting on a huge stash of heroin and this tale is meant to throw us off your scent. 3) Whatever cause people to turn into hideous zombie had the reverse effect on hideous snapper and turned them adorable. This is a terrifying idea.
Me and jt are going to kill you for your heroin. Not kidding. CF3 and fanning are mumped.
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Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.
Remember that snapping turtle we saw?
Yes, it was adorable.
Gonna call BS here guys. No such thing as an adorable snapping turtle. We have three options here: 1) You rubes have laughably LTIQ and actually saw like a red eared slider (adorable) or something. 2) You're all liars and likely sitting on a huge stash of heroin and this tale is meant to throw us off your scent. 3) Whatever cause people to turn into hideous zombie had the reverse effect on hideous snapper and turned them adorable. This is a terrifying idea.
LOL baby snappers are terribly cute. I found one huffing it through the building at work this summer. Picked it up and it was all shell and clawed feet with not head. I put the little fella back out near the lagoon where it belonged. It was the size of a chicken nugget an was so pweshes.
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Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.
Remember that snapping turtle we saw?
Yes, it was adorable.
Gonna call BS here guys. No such thing as an adorable snapping turtle. We have three options here: 1) You rubes have laughably LTIQ and actually saw like a red eared slider (adorable) or something. 2) You're all liars and likely sitting on a huge stash of heroin and this tale is meant to throw us off your scent. 3) Whatever cause people to turn into hideous zombie had the reverse effect on hideous snapper and turned them adorable. This is a terrifying idea.
Me and jt are going to kill you for your heroin. Not kidding. CF3 and fanning are mumped.
We gonna kiiiillll those guys!!! We gonna put them out of busisnaaaasss!!!
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yup, the turtle ate the sandwich that i made with the last of my boar's head roast beef. not happy but i'm glad the turtle got a good meal.
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Kinda getting tired of all the raping. What's fun to do now?
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keep raping
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Kinda getting tired of all the raping. What's fun to do now?
Try pillaging?
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Kinda getting tired of all the raping. What's fun to do now?
You should get some mace or something bro.
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Day 612- Our grain bin is nearly exhausted and last years harvest was ruined by hail, rations have been cut to 1200 calories a day but wont last us until harvest time.
If anyone is holed up in western ks I would be willing to trade some heirloom potato/potatoe spuds for a dairy cow?
I have sent The1BigWillie out on a scavenging mission, if he finds your dairy cow first all bets are off.