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Title: hypothetical
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 22, 2012, 03:40:25 PM
let's say that hypothetically a major sports related network is coming to mhk really soon and is going to be doing something emaw and maybe (maybe) more specifically goEMAW related. a short bit that they would film or something and then have a thirty second to two minute segment on. what would you show them? links on the site? youtubes someone here did? how awesome we and _fan are at theming stuff? ftb/ood/farmageddon/optimus klein/etc? the pigaggie and coalaggie invasion stuff?

basically, what would make for a good segment?
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 22, 2012, 03:41:27 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: slobber on October 22, 2012, 03:44:21 PM
I think I'd show them _FanFrames and YLA.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: willie on October 22, 2012, 03:44:40 PM
something fatty related would be great.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: 0.42 on October 22, 2012, 03:45:38 PM
If we want good PR we stay the hell away from pigaggy and coalaggy. hype up _FAN, _33, and chunkles videos, _FANframes, _FAN tshirts, everything we created: OOD, FTB, Optimus Klein, Farmageddon, etc. talk about our charity work with fatty and BBBS.

basically everything but the invasions should be considered.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: 'taterblast on October 22, 2012, 03:45:53 PM
 :dubious:
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: "storm"nut on October 22, 2012, 03:46:56 PM
What we did for fatty, not even talking about the fund raising, is what make this board, this board.

Of course the P.I. self-moderation should be included as well.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on October 22, 2012, 03:47:14 PM
the credit card thread.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2012, 03:47:29 PM
chum1's catlab vids, even though he mainly does it to suck up to the edsbs guys now.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Bosco on October 22, 2012, 03:48:00 PM
I think we should invite them to EB's statue for PB&Js and Capri Suns.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 22, 2012, 03:48:14 PM
How about the history of OOD, fear the beard, etc.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Mr Bread on October 22, 2012, 03:48:51 PM
:dubious:

Show them our boobs?
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: slobber on October 22, 2012, 03:49:36 PM
I forgot, show them the Arsenal thread.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2012, 03:50:52 PM
pissclams' MSPaint GRCOAT rockets.

everyone will get it.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on October 22, 2012, 03:53:33 PM
If we want good PR we stay the hell away from pigaggy and coalaggy. hype up _FAN, _33, and chunkles videos, _FANframes, _FAN tshirts, everything we created: OOD, FTB, Optimus Klein, Farmageddon, etc. talk about our charity work with fatty and BBBS.

basically everything but the invasions should be considered.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: yoEMAW on October 22, 2012, 03:53:58 PM
I would show them a couple of our elites, with katpak'd faces (must protect privacy), in well apointed offices, wearing fine suits, posting 3rd grade level smack talk on their work computers. That, to me, is the embodiment of goEMAW.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on October 22, 2012, 03:55:43 PM
SOPHIA VERGARA'S TITTIES
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: jtksu on October 22, 2012, 04:01:59 PM
Canco's masterpieces.  Maybe some weirdass PW stuff.  Oh, and SV's melons.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Paul Moscow on October 22, 2012, 04:03:18 PM
The thread about wiping.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: SdK on October 22, 2012, 04:03:34 PM
If we want good PR we stay the hell away from pigaggy and coalaggy. hype up _FAN, _33, and chunkles videos, _FANframes, _FAN tshirts, everything we created: OOD, FTB, Optimus Klein, Farmageddon, etc. talk about our charity work with fatty and BBBS.

basically everything but the invasions should be considered.

This.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: slobber on October 22, 2012, 04:07:36 PM
what about the dating thread and fanning stuff? So much good stuff to share with the world....
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 22, 2012, 04:08:16 PM
All Fanning.

 :dance:
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: yoEMAW on October 22, 2012, 04:15:11 PM
Okay, thought about it a little more.

I see an interview. I'm thinking BSAC or equivalent. Just sitting at his desk in his office. 30 for 30 style. There must, MUST, be a pakhead censor block over the face at all times. Also, voice changer. Some points to hit during the interview (just spit-balling here):

- I have moderators on four continents
- Our posters are a virtual who's who of fortune 500 CEO's
- Would you like some 30 year scotch?
- Here, take some free t-shirts (_FAN shirts)
- List accomplishments
- Take a look at this youtube video (pick a really weird one and call it "enthralling")
- Get interupted every so often to read or post a bbs response
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: yoEMAW on October 22, 2012, 04:33:23 PM
More details for interview:

- Touch on mission statement (get philosophical)
- Have random goEMAW paraphenalia stashed around the office (pakhead cutout, Puerto Rican flag...)
- Take a call from a fb player (CHarp?)
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: TheHamburglar on October 22, 2012, 04:40:12 PM
Surprised no one has brought up the Smoke Your Cigars thread.  I seriously believe it is the best source of realignment data since 2010 in one spot.  Everytime any new news came out, it was linked/discussed within 5 minutes. 
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: SabiNation on October 22, 2012, 04:41:48 PM
Okay, thought about it a little more.

I see an interview. I'm thinking BSAC or equivalent. Just sitting at his desk in his office. 30 for 30 style. There must, MUST, be a pakhead censor block over the face at all times. Also, voice changer. Some points to hit during the interview (just spit-balling here):

- I have moderators on four continents
- Our posters are a virtual who's who of fortune 500 CEO's
- Would you like some 30 year scotch?
- Here, take some free t-shirts (_FAN shirts)
- List accomplishments
- Take a look at this youtube video (pick a really weird one and call it "enthralling")
- Get interupted every so often to read or post a bbs response

More details for interview:

- Touch on mission statement (get philosophical)
- Have random goEMAW paraphenalia stashed around the office (pakhead cutout, Puerto Rican flag...)
- Take a call from a fb player (CHarp?)


This is all very good.  Also definitely showcase these:    :bill:   &      :billdance:
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 22, 2012, 04:48:29 PM
Could just spend 30 seconds talking crap on Beems. 
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Rams on October 22, 2012, 04:52:52 PM
If we want good PR we stay the hell away from pigaggy and coalaggy. hype up _FAN, _33, and chunkles videos, _FANframes, _FAN tshirts, everything we created: OOD, FTB, Optimus Klein, Farmageddon, etc. talk about our charity work with fatty and BBBS.

basically everything but the invasions should be considered.

the invasions should only be brought up to point out the dedication to free speech. 
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: ksucrcoop on October 22, 2012, 04:54:47 PM
Start the "Does being feature on insert national media outlet hurt the image of our program" thread and DO WHAT WE DO.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Bloodfart on October 22, 2012, 04:58:29 PM
What do you want to achieve with this interview? 
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: yoEMAW on October 22, 2012, 05:04:52 PM
What do you want to achieve with this interview?

a) Build brand/image
b) Entertain
c) Totally mind-eff all who witness
d) All of the above
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: kslim on October 22, 2012, 05:07:46 PM
scheme doctor shops along with everything else mention that doesnt suck pr wise
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: AbeFroman on October 22, 2012, 05:13:25 PM
Make some vague references towards "haterz" and "mom's basement" if you can.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on October 22, 2012, 05:15:57 PM
What do you want to achieve with this interview?

this.
what does hypothetical network want, hypothetically?
what do you want?
pick content to meet these constraints
ezpz
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: CanConfirm on October 22, 2012, 05:17:33 PM
My immediate reaction was "Fatty. /thread"

But then I thought to myself, "Hey. Let's save the Fatty for a big 5-minute feature the evening of the MNC."

So I vote for a two-minute feature on Kornheiser, FelixRex, and PW. Maybe some of RickRampus's sheep knowledge thrown in.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 22, 2012, 05:18:33 PM
I think I'd show them _FanFrames and YLA.
yep bout sums it up.
Title: hypothetical
Post by: HeinBallz on October 22, 2012, 05:32:45 PM
scheme doctor shops along with everything else mention that doesnt suck pr wise

These should really be updated before these are brought up.  All of mine centered around scheming mizzou.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Stemi on October 22, 2012, 05:35:39 PM
tentative plans for the meatgoat facility.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: ChiComCat on October 22, 2012, 05:37:01 PM
Okay, thought about it a little more.

I see an interview. I'm thinking BSAC or equivalent. Just sitting at his desk in his office. 30 for 30 style. There must, MUST, be a pakhead censor block over the face at all times. Also, voice changer. Some points to hit during the interview (just spit-balling here):

- I have moderators on four continents
- Our posters are a virtual who's who of fortune 500 CEO's
- Would you like some 30 year scotch?
- Here, take some free t-shirts (_FAN shirts)
- List accomplishments
- Take a look at this youtube video (pick a really weird one and call it "enthralling")
- Get interupted every so often to read or post a bbs response

More details for interview:

- Touch on mission statement (get philosophical)
- Have random goEMAW paraphenalia stashed around the office (pakhead cutout, Puerto Rican flag...)
- Take a call from a fb player (CHarp?)


This is all very good.  Also definitely showcase these:    :bill:   &      :billdance:

Great ideas.  Also, take a call from Kornheiser and put it on speaker.  Kornheiser says one word and hangs up.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: SwiftCat on October 22, 2012, 05:43:20 PM
Optimus Klein, Farmageddon, _FAN Frames/_FANalysis, and fatty. The first two are nationally relevant, the third showcases the HFBIQ discussion, and 4th shows how tight this community really is.  Perfect descriptors of what goEMAW is really about.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Pete on October 22, 2012, 05:48:26 PM
Will being on [major media outlet] hurt the reputation of our board?
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: wetwillie on October 22, 2012, 06:20:57 PM
Better throw in some skinny Benny stuff or his butthurt levels might bring the whole board to its knees
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on October 22, 2012, 06:42:55 PM
Having been around, mainly as a lurker, since almost the inception here's my take:

Show the world all the "new traditions" & fads that have arisen from here (OOD, Optimus Klein, Fear the Beard, etc.) as well as the quality blog content that is posted by _Fan and lastly, mention the open, un-moderated style of the forum and how it lends to the best discussion.

Just my two cents.  HTH
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Houcat on October 22, 2012, 07:14:24 PM
Hint about the premium content.  Just a hint.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Bill Clarahan on October 22, 2012, 07:38:27 PM
Show them the bin of Old Balls   :bill:
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: The Whale on October 22, 2012, 07:44:56 PM
Ball shaving thread
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 22, 2012, 07:48:07 PM
Just show "Old Snyder"
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: doom on October 22, 2012, 07:55:22 PM
Make sure to pimp optimus jpeg and any other cool stuff poonhound has done.  Also make sure they know about the doom signs and how many drafting desks/rifles I have in my log cabin.   :bill:
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2012, 08:03:33 PM
Better throw in some skinny Benny stuff or his butthurt levels might bring the whole board to its knees

The thread about wiping.


:gocho:

Really though, this segment should include no interviews. Just two minutes of PoetWarrior doing whatever he wants.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: star seed 7 on October 22, 2012, 09:06:28 PM
Better throw in some skinny Benny stuff or his butthurt levels might bring the whole board to its knees

The thread about wiping.


:gocho:

Really though, this segment should include no interviews. Just two minutes of PoetWarrior doing whatever he wants.

this was my first thought as well.   :thumbs:
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 22, 2012, 09:09:59 PM
feel free to post youtubes, links, threads etc that would be worthy
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: wetwillie on October 22, 2012, 09:14:27 PM
feel free to post youtubes, links, threads etc that would be worthy

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eoxCqbnap08 (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eoxCqbnap08)
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2012, 09:14:47 PM
Be sure to casually mention the CTR. Don't say we invented it, though. (Which if course we did.)
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 22, 2012, 09:18:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp5QgzLjV-Q
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 22, 2012, 09:19:43 PM
But, this one has to be first....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u_mmbfbpME
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2012, 09:37:09 PM
turf installation webcam:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzawANsjK0U


Family matters intro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTSHbeldCwo
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Big Sam on October 22, 2012, 09:43:39 PM
I'm a huge fan of this (already posted above - I have a things for the dance machine):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp5QgzLjV-Q

However, the Fox guys on Saturday tried to reference this (well sort of - they said Snyder was the "Scheme Master" - but at least they tried):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhriFBNIiRk

Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: slobber on October 22, 2012, 09:51:32 PM
How about THE ED CHALLENGE
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on October 22, 2012, 10:11:49 PM
turf installation webcam:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzawANsjK0U


Family matters intro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTSHbeldCwo

I've never seen the Family Matters one before. My God it's amazing!
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2012, 10:28:17 PM
actually I think this may be the best catlab (instead of the turf installation):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U9bn62a89A&feature=share&list=UUpcUjJa11l2Opgt89ep6jUA
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: hemmy on October 22, 2012, 10:39:07 PM
Can't wait for our appearance in the Mercury.  :excited: Does this count as 1-upping ksufans when we made it into the Collegian?
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2012, 10:43:52 PM
I think these are the signature PW vids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFpxHkR0PEQ&list=UU-wKfDwUCINW7y9XUXc0piQ&index=13&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVThZ-krYCg&list=UU-wKfDwUCINW7y9XUXc0piQ&index=10&feature=plcp
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Scary Smart on October 22, 2012, 11:54:01 PM
actually I think this may be the best catlab (instead of the turf installation):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U9bn62a89A&feature=share&list=UUpcUjJa11l2Opgt89ep6jUA

Yeah this is my favorite
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 22, 2012, 11:56:08 PM
The thread about CK/Bosco, when goEMAW became the source for every news outlet. 
Title: hypothetical
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 23, 2012, 06:42:40 AM
That was a great thread. goEMAW saves another season for our wild wild cats.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: BushBlister on October 23, 2012, 08:51:56 AM
slam dunks and jerry macgwire highlights
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: bakerman on October 23, 2012, 09:19:36 AM
I've recruited people to goEMAW with the Power by Kanye video. I can't remember what the name of it is now or who made it though.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: 0.42 on October 23, 2012, 09:21:58 AM
actually I think this may be the best catlab (instead of the turf installation):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U9bn62a89A&feature=share&list=UUpcUjJa11l2Opgt89ep6jUA

This is so amazingly good. You have to understand a lot of nuances from this place to really get it, but it's still entertaining to people who don't understand it.

I've recruited people to goEMAW with the Power by Kanye video. I can't remember what the name of it is now or who made it though.

goEMAW POWER by _33
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 23, 2012, 09:40:00 AM
I don't care what you show them, just make sure they are nice to the mods' mothers when they come down to the basement.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Trim on October 23, 2012, 09:54:08 AM
You could maybe find some good video from FattyFest on my ustream still.  That content on the internet is fair game.  Of course, it would strke a blow against our anonymity.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Bloodfart on October 23, 2012, 10:05:02 AM
It's been suggested already to have an elite type represent goEMAW.  There is a large contingent of very militant posters here and they deserve to be acknoledged. 

Maybe have another character Black Panthery style  pacing around the room talking to himself and randomly cutting into the convo to spout off a rant.  :dunno:
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Institutional Control on October 23, 2012, 10:07:52 AM
It's been suggested already to have an elite type represent goEMAW.

I will have to check with my assistant but as far I know, I'm pretty booked up right now and for the foreseeable future.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on October 23, 2012, 10:31:08 AM
secrets don't make friends.  who wants a piece of us?
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: ben ji on October 23, 2012, 10:37:15 AM
secrets don't make friends.  who wants a piece of us?

I'm sure there are a couple of crazy pig aggies or WVU fans out there....Not to mention some people might not like your euchman/box/meier tributes.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 23, 2012, 11:32:00 AM
Make it like a 30 for 30 commercial.

"What if I told you a fanbase won the internet?

What if I told you they did it again?

What if I told you they invented 'Fear the Beard' and 'Octagon of Doom"?

What if I told you they beat credit cards?

What if I told you 'get mumped, dork'?

goEMAW.com - Where the internet was won"
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: bakerman on October 23, 2012, 11:52:06 AM
Make it like a 30 for 30 commercial.

"What if I told you a fanbase won the internet?

What if I told you they did it again?

What if I told you they invented 'Fear the Beard' and 'Octagon of Doom"?

What if I told you they beat credit cards?

What if I told you 'get mumped, dork'?

goEMAW.com - Where the internet was won"

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: slobber on October 23, 2012, 11:58:08 AM
Make it like a 30 for 30 commercial.

"What if I told you a fanbase won the internet?

What if I told you they did it again?

What if I told you they invented 'Fear the Beard' and 'Octagon of Doom"?

What if I told you they beat credit cards?

What if I told you 'get mumped, dork'?

goEMAW.com - Where the internet was won"

 :thumbs:
Still at least have to add:


Quote
What if they had really hfbiq?

What if they were really, really good looking and could rock the crap out of a tank?

But I like where this is going. All of the award winners should be what are brought up. By the votes of goEMAWers, they are the best of goEMAW.
Title: Re: hypothetical
Post by: SdK on October 23, 2012, 12:30:53 PM
You could maybe find some good video from FattyFest on my ustream still.  That content on the internet is fair game.  Of course, it would strke a blow against our anonymity.

Consider this me signing a waiver.