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Title: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: purplehaze on October 14, 2012, 07:18:48 PM
I'm sure it's been discussed, but Holgo really needs to do something about his hair situation. This league has a reputation to maintain that can't be brought down by a receding hairline + mullet combo.

Any ideas? Get him lined up with Massa Self's doctor? IDK guys, seems like there's a way to go bald respectfully, and there's this:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftimeswv.com%2Farchive%2Fx1243298151%2Fg2580000000000000004af8281c82873fd33cbce421f1b28ebe15a9d72b.jpg&hash=e17f7b6621a7b9e683b7abf1a565e44e4033c29a)
Title: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: steve dave on October 14, 2012, 07:20:17 PM
A Native American warrior wouldn't even waste his time with that pud scalp
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: kslim on October 14, 2012, 07:23:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ebM2VGgzY
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: Mr Bread on October 14, 2012, 07:24:26 PM
He really looks like he should be coal aggie's coach.  eff, put him in a ratty pair of bib overalls and he's their number one super fan.   
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: p1k3 on October 14, 2012, 07:32:05 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on October 14, 2012, 07:24:26 PM
He really looks like he should be coal aggie's coach.  eff, put him in a ratty pair of bib overalls and he's their number one super fan.   

one of our elite, super talented shop artists need to do this ASAP
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: wes mantooth on October 14, 2012, 07:35:10 PM
Quote from: steve dave on October 14, 2012, 07:20:17 PM
A Native American warrior wouldn't even waste his time with that pud scalp

 :lol:
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: Katpappy on October 14, 2012, 08:00:07 PM
Quote from: wes mantooth on October 14, 2012, 07:35:10 PM
Quote from: steve dave on October 14, 2012, 07:20:17 PM
A Native American warrior wouldn't even waste his time with that pud scalp

 :lol:
God I Fuckin Hate U Toothman; making fun of our true Americans.  :curse:














































Ah eff, just kidding Wes.  :love:
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: DQ12 on October 14, 2012, 08:23:30 PM
HAIR CUT SWAP!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.sbnation.com%2Fassets%2F1542639%2FHairSwitch_Holgo_Tubby_medium.jpg&hash=05954465bf0134374204c453889050cd05daafdf)

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/12/3493452/haircut-switching-works-in-all-formats (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/12/3493452/haircut-switching-works-in-all-formats)
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 14, 2012, 08:38:06 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: purplenutz on October 14, 2012, 08:51:25 PM
Quote from: purplehaze on October 14, 2012, 07:18:48 PM
I'm sure it's been discussed, but Holgo really needs to do something about his hair situation. This league has a reputation to maintain that can't be brought down by a receding hairline + mullet combo.

Any ideas? Get him lined up with Massa Self's doctor? IDK guys, seems like there's a way to go bald respectfully, and there's this:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftimeswv.com%2Farchive%2Fx1243298151%2Fg2580000000000000004af8281c82873fd33cbce421f1b28ebe15a9d72b.jpg&hash=e17f7b6621a7b9e683b7abf1a565e44e4033c29a)

IT is called a Holgorskullet.  I had to re-emphasize the IT.
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: Katpappy on October 14, 2012, 08:51:30 PM
Quote from: Dlew12 on October 14, 2012, 08:23:30 PM
HAIR CUT SWAP!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.sbnation.com%2Fassets%2F1542639%2FHairSwitch_Holgo_Tubby_medium.jpg&hash=05954465bf0134374204c453889050cd05daafdf)

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/12/3493452/haircut-switching-works-in-all-formats (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/12/3493452/haircut-switching-works-in-all-formats)
:lol:
Put any head of hair on Dana Holgorsen and he turns into just another avatar of Holgo, but man, misplace one hair on Tommy Tuberville's head and he turns into a file photo of a physicist killed in a Manhattan Project criticality experiment.  :lol:
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 14, 2012, 08:59:11 PM
Someone should bring some clippers to Morgantown this coming Sat.  Just as a suggestion.
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: purplehaze on October 14, 2012, 09:04:55 PM
Here's the thing Holgo, you're not a bad looking dude when you have a head of hair. The photoshop above is a testament to your favorable bone structure paired with a good hair-doo.

But head football coaches have a responsibility to maintain a certain level of professionalism, and your hair just isn't cutting it. Speaking of cutting it, I think it might be best just to cut your losses (there I go again!) and commit to being bald.

chemo patient > meth hillbilly
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: AbeFroman on October 14, 2012, 09:08:04 PM
This thread made me look up an old shaggybevo thread.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa380%2Fthujone%2Foff5.jpg&hash=082db19ab9ecf8c2ddd51a7ecf5e34ac7618a0d8)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa380%2Fthujone%2Foff6.jpg&hash=fde36d6719d7f9ce05a8bc7067575c6233e60c72)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa380%2Fthujone%2Foff7.jpg&hash=80953c603479b7c3efd19282d3fc7ae2874ebaf6)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa380%2Fthujone%2Foff8.jpg&hash=95586c8cbb266f389b584518cb94b7878cac344a)
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 15, 2012, 02:44:47 AM
Hey guys, it's more like a FIVEhead, amirite!?! :lol:
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: TBL on October 15, 2012, 07:04:37 AM
Quote from: purplehaze on October 14, 2012, 07:18:48 PM
I'm sure it's been discussed, but Holgo really needs to do something about his hair situation. This league has a reputation to maintain that can't be brought down by a receding hairline + mullet combo.

Any ideas? Get him lined up with Massa Self's doctor? IDK guys, seems like there's a way to go bald respectfully, and there's this:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftimeswv.com%2Farchive%2Fx1243298151%2Fg2580000000000000004af8281c82873fd33cbce421f1b28ebe15a9d72b.jpg&hash=e17f7b6621a7b9e683b7abf1a565e44e4033c29a)

Look-A-Like time:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.listal.com%2Fimage%2F1491272%2F600full-the-rocky-horror-picture-show-photo.jpg&hash=cca140abcba5fd146a179cbbe7ef118bae5fdc3c)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Famericanroosters.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F02%2Fpicture-9.png&hash=9d26ad0bf4194eef72b5c59dd7a05a4f097c3bef)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffullmetalpatriotblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2Fjean-baptiste-emanuel-zorg.jpeg&hash=89defb60146e72f787a8be56c4e73b4a4b6c64cd)

Next....
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: RightMeow on October 15, 2012, 07:59:14 AM
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Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: spnshinqsn on October 15, 2012, 08:29:42 AM
Quote from: p1k3 on October 14, 2012, 07:32:05 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on October 14, 2012, 07:24:26 PM
He really looks like he should be coal aggie's coach.  eff, put him in a ratty pair of bib overalls and he's their number one super fan.   

one of our elite, super talented shop artists need to do this ASAP

Something like this?  :dunno:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi194.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz118%2Fjmcentex%2Fdana_redneck_overalls.jpg&hash=f826dac29fdecd69f9982bbc5d0eea2f17851676)
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 15, 2012, 10:51:07 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_tPZzR7EpIjg%2FTOvm0QJO-dI%2FAAAAAAAAAVo%2FZdF-UeyzuEw%2Fs1600%2Fbuffalobill.jpg&hash=67a8bd104d4aed349ec154bbee5956e0eabd97a5)
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: Institutional Control on October 15, 2012, 10:51:29 AM
Quote from: cats2win on October 15, 2012, 10:51:07 AM
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Winner!
Title: Re: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen
Post by: RightMeow on October 15, 2012, 03:23:40 PM
Pretty sure this is what he's going for:

http://www.beauty-and-the-bath.com/steve-buscemi-hair.html