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Title: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 12:09:37 AM
someone talk me out of this. i mean, bad weather and they are sound fundamentally on defense and it is going to be their largest crowd ever. ever. i don't think we are going to move the ball and they are going to get a couple of big plays on us. crap you guys. seriously. it's going to be like 17-20.  :frown:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: SleepFighter on October 13, 2012, 12:14:37 AM
They're ninth in the conference in both yards per carry and yards per pass attempt.  In other words their offense stinks.  We'll win by 10.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: kim carnes on October 13, 2012, 12:16:38 AM
 :flush:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: j-von on October 13, 2012, 12:17:05 AM
Not going to happen.  I'll just be over here sleeping soundly, dreaming about Gameday and West Virginia.
Title: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Tobias on October 13, 2012, 12:18:25 AM
daris just jump in that time machine, set it to december, and hope that they've lost like a million games and freaking tcu ended up being their "wtf?" win
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 12:20:11 AM
oh crap.  :frown:

"The Wildcats are 2-5 against the spread in its last seven games in Ames"
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: SabiNation on October 13, 2012, 12:25:40 AM
oh crap.  :frown:

"The Wildcats are 2-5 against the spread in its last seven games in Ames"

Yeah, but we're 4-0 in the last 4 games against those losers. And this years 'Cats team is like, way better. It's all good bro! :emawkid:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pendergast on October 13, 2012, 12:26:48 AM
Get your crap together Daris, there's no way we lose to this worthless team.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 12:55:19 AM
They're ninth in the conference in both yards per carry and yards per pass attempt.  In other words their offense stinks.  We'll win by 10.

i'm worried about our offense though. i really think we might struggle. oh crap you guys. low scoring game i think.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: kim carnes on October 13, 2012, 12:56:23 AM
 :flush:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 01:00:31 AM
:flush:

talk me out of it you bad person. that toilet isn't going to get me to sleep.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: ChiComCat on October 13, 2012, 01:12:45 AM
The only person that can ever reasonably calm you down in a situation like this is _FAN but I will do my best.

They have a young QB.  Young QB = turnover prone potentially.  They put up points on TCU using big plays and getting turnovers.  These are two things K-State does not do/allow.  TCU has looked like crap anyways and hasn't beaten anyone with a pulse or looked good against anyone at all and that was before they lost their starting QB.  TCU will finish 8th or 9th in the conference.

Super efficient offenses and patient offenses are the recipe to score on us.  They maybe patient, but are not talented enough to be efficient.  Snyder didn't do anything interesting v. KU which means he was planning for this one.  Bland game followed by big game is how we seem to work and, although we stomped them, KU was bland game.

That help?
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: buttsbuttsbutts on October 13, 2012, 01:14:40 AM
we're the KSU Wild Wild Qatz and we celebrate the #life, the chamber, and the pursuit of the Dr. Pepper Big XII Championship.  They are the flood aggies and they swap bad weather stories and worshp paul rough ridin' rhoads.


if that's not enough i don't know what will do it.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: j-von on October 13, 2012, 01:16:39 AM
The only person that can ever reasonably calm you down in a situation like this is _FAN but I will do my best.

They have a young QB.  Young QB = turnover prone potentially.  They put up points on TCU using big plays and getting turnovers.  These are two things K-State does not do/allow.  TCU has looked like crap anyways and hasn't beaten anyone with a pulse or looked good against anyone at all and that was before they lost their starting QB.  TCU will finish 8th or 9th in the conference.

Super efficient offenses and patient offenses are the recipe to score on us.  They maybe patient, but are not talented enough to be efficient.  Snyder didn't do anything interesting v. KU which means he was planning for this one.  Bland game followed by big game is how we seem to work and, although we stomped them, KU was bland game.

That help?

We will be bland again and will totally pull it off like a boss.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: ChiComCat on October 13, 2012, 01:18:55 AM
Also, common opponent theory says we dominate:

KSU is 5 points better than @ OU
OU is 21 points better than @ Tech
Tech is 11 points better than @ ISU

KSU is 37 points better than ISU (this takes into consideration home/away)
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 01:34:40 AM
The only person that can ever reasonably calm you down in a situation like this is _FAN but I will do my best.

They have a young QB.  Young QB = turnover prone potentially.  They put up points on TCU using big plays and getting turnovers.  These are two things K-State does not do/allow.  TCU has looked like crap anyways and hasn't beaten anyone with a pulse or looked good against anyone at all and that was before they lost their starting QB.  TCU will finish 8th or 9th in the conference.

Super efficient offenses and patient offenses are the recipe to score on us.  They maybe patient, but are not talented enough to be efficient.  Snyder didn't do anything interesting v. KU which means he was planning for this one.  Bland game followed by big game is how we seem to work and, although we stomped them, KU was bland game.

That help?

it helps a bit but i'm really worried about our "O" and not our "D". i really think we will be down at half. on a possible muddy field, can we come back? i don't know. i also don't think we didn't do "anything interesting v. ku". i think we did. idk, i'm scared that we are going to be wondering where the "O" went.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Tobias on October 13, 2012, 01:36:56 AM
lots of punt returns, rick?  :dunno:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 01:38:59 AM
lots of punt returns, rick?  :dunno:

ok. i like this. but rain, grass. idk.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Tobias on October 13, 2012, 01:40:10 AM
lots of punt returns, rick?  :dunno:

ok. i like this. but rain, grass. idk.

i'll think up some more hfbiq stuff and get back to you in a few minutes.  don't fall asleep in the meantime ok?
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on October 13, 2012, 01:40:21 AM
Dude they lost to Texas Tech. Texas effing Tech.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 01:42:32 AM
lots of punt returns, rick?  :dunno:

ok. i like this. but rain, grass. idk.

i'll think up some more hfbiq stuff and get back to you in a few minutes.  don't fall asleep in the meantime ok?

no problem. the way things are going it's looking like i'll just pull an all nighter.  :frown:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 01:45:38 AM
Dude they lost to Texas Tech. Texas effing Tech.

i don't care about that. i've watched about a bajillion ksu games under snyder and i have a feeling for how this is going to go. that game does not talk me out of this. GIVE ME BETTER REASONS TO FALL ASLEEP.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Institutional Control on October 13, 2012, 01:52:03 AM
I'm with you rick. I just woke up from a nightmare of ISU's defense breaking CK in two.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 01:54:14 AM
I'm with you rick. I just woke up from a nightmare of ISU's defense breaking CK in two.

GET OUT OF HERE! DEAD SERIOUS!
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on October 13, 2012, 01:54:24 AM
Dude they lost to Texas Tech. Texas effing Tech.

i don't care about that. i've watched about a bajillion ksu games under snyder and i have a feeling for how this is going to go. that game does not talk me out of this. GIVE ME BETTER REASONS TO FALL ASLEEP.

I could give you a thousand reasons. We have a future HOF coach, a legit Heisman candidate, a likely 1st round draft choice at linebacker, a monstrous O-line coached by one of the best o-line coaches, speed at all skill positions, a TE that could truck their losery linebackers etc....This team does not lose games to lesser opponents. They just dont. Period. They're too smart, too tough and too disciplined to lose to losery programs like ISU.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: 8manpick on October 13, 2012, 01:56:01 AM
I'm scared :ohno:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Institutional Control on October 13, 2012, 01:56:28 AM
I'm with you rick. I just woke up from a nightmare of ISU's defense breaking CK in two.

GET OUT OF HERE! DEAD SERIOUS!
Sorry, rick. I don't make my dreams, I just report them.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pexikan on October 13, 2012, 02:01:47 AM
This is bullshit
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pexikan on October 13, 2012, 02:04:02 AM
Btw, coyotes sound pretty sweet on my balcony. Wtf am I doing outside?!??!??
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pexikan on October 13, 2012, 02:17:09 AM
Plus, now I'm down to drinking the Mrs's crappy blue moons. eff I'm getting angried up
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: ChiComCat on October 13, 2012, 02:17:23 AM
Btw, coyotes sound pretty sweet on my balcony. Wtf am I doing outside?!??!??

You could walk over to RD's and comfort him. 

When is the last time Snyder lost as a favorite?  I dunno, but its been awhile
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pexikan on October 13, 2012, 02:18:05 AM
aweful beer. gross
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pexikan on October 13, 2012, 02:19:47 AM
Btw, coyotes sound pretty sweet on my balcony. Wtf am I doing outside?!??!??

You could walk over to RD's and comfort him. 

you answer your damn phone. Drunks get lonely too

When is the last time Snyder lost as a favorite?  I dunno, but its been awhile
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pexikan on October 13, 2012, 02:20:45 AM
Btw, coyotes sound pretty sweet on my balcony. Wtf am I doing outside?!??!??

You could walk over to RD's and comfort him. 

you answer your damn phone. Drunks get lonely too

When is the last time Snyder lost as a favorite?  I dunno, but its been awhile

wow i'm fubar
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 02:33:25 AM
Btw, coyotes sound pretty sweet on my balcony. Wtf am I doing outside?!??!??

You could walk over to RD's and comfort him. 

you answer your damn phone. Drunks get lonely too

When is the last time Snyder lost as a favorite?  I dunno, but its been awhile

wow i'm fubar

 :lol:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pexikan on October 13, 2012, 02:46:58 AM
Went to look for my smokes. Put em back in back in the fridge.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pexikan on October 13, 2012, 02:54:11 AM
And I think the whole 9 yards is hilarious. MCD sighting!!! RIP
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: SwiftCat on October 13, 2012, 02:58:04 AM
Rick, go to bed. Klein isn't going to turn the ball over. Our offensive line is too good. This team still has the ability to Snyder-ball the eff out of Iowa State. TOP and Running up the middle. Worst comes to worst, we score 24 and win by 10
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 03:05:21 AM
Rick, go to bed. Klein isn't going to turn the ball over. Our offensive line is too good. This team still has the ability to Snyder-ball the eff out of Iowa State. TOP and Running up the middle. Worst comes to worst, we score 24 and win by 10

ok. mixedberries was better though. see you guys tomorrow I guess.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: hemmy on October 13, 2012, 03:32:32 AM
 :jeffy: :clac: :ck: :babywillie:
Title: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: felix rex on October 13, 2012, 04:11:01 AM
I am about to go rock some brunch and I feel great about today's game. We will all be laughing about this by halftime when Klein and lil Johnny yoob yoob both have 2 tds.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Lefty on October 13, 2012, 06:37:01 AM
fell asleep like a baby last night. wasn't even worried at all. then woke up and spooned the wife for awhile. you know what has brought the most solice during the week: lucas-whitehair-finney . The left side of our Oline has brought comfort to my life.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: wetwillie on October 13, 2012, 07:03:59 AM
Fatty's got this rick, sorry I didn't find you quicker.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: slobber on October 13, 2012, 07:10:31 AM
I slept like a baby last night, but my baby woke up all freaked out and crying at about the same time this thread was taking shape. Little guy wouldn't go back to sleep, I am blaming you rick and your foolish foolish notion that the Catz are not going to win today.  :curse:
Title: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: steve dave on October 13, 2012, 07:11:29 AM
Our offense is ridiculously good this year. One of our best ever IMO. We are fine.
Title: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pete on October 13, 2012, 07:33:15 AM
You remember 1998?

Remember who we really gripped the hardest about?  Mizzou.

This feels like that.


It really was a dogfight.


Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on October 13, 2012, 07:44:23 AM
Count me in the 'slightly worried,' camp.  But I think we eek out a win to stay perfect heading into Morgantown.  A close win, with plenty to bitch about gives us all what we need to make a win possible vs. the 'Neers (BTW, it's been a while, are we still calling them 'couch burning aggies?' - tia).

 :ksu:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Pete on October 13, 2012, 08:09:38 AM
Count me in the 'slightly worried,' camp.  But I think we eek out a win to stay perfect heading into Morgantown.  A close win, with plenty to bitch about gives us all what we need to make a win possible vs. the 'Neers (BTW, it's been a while, are we still calling them 'couch burning aggies?' - tia).

 :ksu:

Coal Aggie seems to have some traction.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: chunkles on October 13, 2012, 08:13:11 AM
anyone remember the Isu 1st half sucksies and then snyder played some clips of braveheart and rudy and necessary roughness and the team came out of the locker room "hair on fire" -dan mccarney and we won by lots?  Well, I sure do. 
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: KITNfury on October 13, 2012, 08:19:57 AM
We win by 19. Hopefully OB shakes out the contents of his dirty drawers at midfield after the game.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 13, 2012, 08:22:53 AM
You remember 1998?

Remember who we really gripped the hardest about?  Mizzou.

This feels like that.


It really was a dogfight.

do I remember '98? did big Ryan young have a nice baby hook at rec bball games? did frank Murphy have gold teeth? did darnell mcdonald basically live in rustys outback? you bet your ass I remember '98 you old son of bitch. I just woke up in a cold sweat though you guys.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: AppleJack on October 13, 2012, 08:38:39 AM
I think we'll be up 14 points after 1 quarter  :dunno:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Institutional Control on October 13, 2012, 08:39:29 AM
In my nightmare it was raining up there. I hope it's not raining there or I might start freaking out.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: one time gella on October 13, 2012, 08:48:06 AM
You remember 1998?

Remember who we really gripped the hardest about?  Mizzou.

This feels like that.


It really was a dogfight.

do I remember '98? did big Ryan young have a nice baby hook at rec bball games? did frank Murphy have gold teeth? did darnell mcdonald basically live in rustys outback? you bet your ass I remember '98 you old son of bitch. I just woke up in a cold sweat though you guys.

Key words... "woke up"
you beat insomnia and our qatz will beat isu
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Bill Clarahan on October 13, 2012, 08:55:06 AM
lots of punt returns, rick?  :dunno:

ok. i like this. but rain, grass. idk.


Don't worry , the Scheme Doctor had them practicing on a wet grass field all week, and he brought a 5 gallon bucket of Cramergesic stickum

 :bill:
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Frankenklein on October 13, 2012, 09:40:01 AM
   In my short time here this has to be the greatest troll thread I've seen
Title: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: steve dave on October 13, 2012, 09:42:49 AM
The real grass surface that's flooded to crap is my only concern. What kind of trash program can't afford field turf?
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Gooch on October 13, 2012, 09:48:34 AM
If one of our guys gets hurt on their garbage field I am going to so pissed. eff we should have bounced these losers out of the conference when we had the chance.
Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Rams on October 13, 2012, 09:57:22 AM
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Title: Re: guys, i think we're going to lose and i can't sleep
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 13, 2012, 10:07:51 AM
rd just trolled the trolls.  Kudos rd!  Cats by 19 and we all party