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Title: BYU hate thread
Post by: doom on March 18, 2010, 03:35:11 PM
Warm up your 11 wives!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: PowercatPat on March 18, 2010, 03:40:34 PM
Warm up the sacred Book of Mormon.

 :bball:
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: KSUTOMMY on March 18, 2010, 03:41:43 PM
Warren Jeffs is opposed to this thread.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: furball on March 18, 2010, 03:43:15 PM
Warm up your fake indian Mountain Meadow Massacre 2.0, you frackers
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: TheMadCatter on March 18, 2010, 03:43:59 PM
I'd tell them to warm up their drinks, but they can't.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Do Work Son on March 18, 2010, 03:44:34 PM
Warm up your bicycles motha frackers!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 18, 2010, 03:49:25 PM
More like Bormon.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: dohminator on March 18, 2010, 03:54:36 PM
Warm up your decaff drinks motherfuckers
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: AzCat on March 18, 2010, 04:02:25 PM
Warm up Xenu and your volcano-dwelling alien pod people!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: theKSU on March 18, 2010, 04:05:07 PM
Warm up your bicycles motha frackers!

LOL don't forget the white shirt and black tie!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Do Work Son on March 18, 2010, 04:28:30 PM
Warm up your bicycles motha frackers!

LOL don't forget the white shirt and black tie!

Haha, also forgot to mention the helmet as well!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Prince McJunkins on March 18, 2010, 04:36:37 PM
Warm up the two of your 3/5 ballplayers, motherfrackers
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: doom on March 18, 2010, 04:39:50 PM
Warm up your bicycles!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: bradleigh on March 18, 2010, 04:50:51 PM
Warm up your horse and buggy on the side of the highway.  Those are mormons right?
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: iCat Pro on March 18, 2010, 04:51:29 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.salamandersociety.com%2Fawards%2F2005%2F041224deconstructor_southpark.jpg&hash=54672ca2fda70836c1393bfc6fa5af2de2e3c188)
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: theKSU on March 18, 2010, 04:52:30 PM
Pretty sweet we're gonna get 2 weeks to make fun of Utah.

Warm up your 3.2% beers motherfrackers!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Pete on March 18, 2010, 04:53:02 PM
Warm up Joseph Smith's corpse so he can go rape more pre-pubescent girls, Mother Fuckers!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: krazykat on March 18, 2010, 04:54:06 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fanpop.com%2Fimages%2Fimage_uploads%2FI-can-t--I-m-mormon-mormons-332318_400_400.jpg&hash=7690a70b9cee753358a8f10f9d1c7718c48734a0)
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Pete on March 18, 2010, 04:55:48 PM
Warm up Brigham Young's sixty rough ridin' four wives!   :eek:
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: EMAFW on March 18, 2010, 04:59:32 PM
warm up SLC Punk! on dvd motherfuckers!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: iCat Pro on March 18, 2010, 05:06:22 PM
Warm up your http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sreu2Uip6s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sreu2Uip6s) em-effers!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: O-town Kat on March 18, 2010, 05:24:07 PM
Neighbors down the street in the new 'hood are Mormons (BYU plates on each car).   Only 1 wife as far as I can tell but    :dunno:
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Perry on March 18, 2010, 05:32:50 PM
Neighbors down the street in the new 'hood are Mormons (BYU plates on each car).   Only 1 wife as far as I can tell but    :dunno:

Real Mormons don't recognize polygamy actually  :runaway:

At least that's what the weirdo culties at the Tabernacle said when my mom dragged me there.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Jeffy on March 18, 2010, 05:36:39 PM
Warm up your Andre Anderson hail mary's.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: CNS on March 18, 2010, 05:59:22 PM
Warm up your magical under garments motherfrackers.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: OK_Cat on March 18, 2010, 06:01:02 PM
warm up marie osmond's suicidal son, motherfuckers!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: EMAWzified on March 18, 2010, 06:24:11 PM
Warm up your canned goods cache, your'e going to need them, motherfrackers.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: DQ12 on March 18, 2010, 06:27:13 PM
WARM UP YOU TABERNACLE CHOIRS MOTHER FUCKERS
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bach-cantatas.com%2FPic-Bio-BIG%2FMTC-14.jpg&hash=4a7f0e99a80f58dfdd1c9e524825d02e67489026)
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: AzCat on March 18, 2010, 06:28:44 PM
Good start, now somebody needs to go round up some Cougar fans.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: pike on March 18, 2010, 06:32:39 PM
DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!!!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Facandidworld.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F06%2Fsouth_park_mormonism.jpg&hash=d562566fbfc4c74fd407fc716776d6778d2f002c)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftvmedia.ign.com%2Ftv%2Fimage%2Farticle%2F737%2F737334%2Fsouthpark-mormons_1160016304.jpg&hash=c07e8169cf7df249a19fbced68f3f07397201dae)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fz.about.com%2Fd%2Fanimatedtv%2F1%2F0%2FD%2FH%2Fsp712_All_About_Mormon_2.jpg&hash=8343c0cca40c8ddebf29e43773f48815753b4420)
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on March 18, 2010, 06:47:05 PM
"$20 bucks says I can finger one of your cheerleaders" on a  :ksu: sign
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Trim on March 18, 2010, 06:58:20 PM
WARM UP THE GREAT BRAIN PUTTING CLOWNSUITS ON ALL OF YOU THROUGH LIKE 19 BOOKS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on March 18, 2010, 07:05:20 PM
"$20 bucks says I can finger one of your cheerleaders" on a  :ksu: sign
would pay to see this.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on March 18, 2010, 07:20:47 PM
"$20 bucks says I can finger one of your cheerleaders" on a  :ksu: sign
would pay to see this.
Would pay to see Wayne Brady live singing "One Shining Moment" see thread. :pbj:
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Prince McJunkins on March 18, 2010, 07:21:45 PM
WARM UP THE GREAT BRAIN PUTTING CLOWNSUITS ON ALL OF YOU THROUGH LIKE 19 BOOKS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Oh my god, I loved those books as a kid! Great reference!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 18, 2010, 07:24:56 PM
WARM UP YOUR JUMPSUITS AND HALE BOP COMETS YOU CULTING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: pike on March 18, 2010, 07:42:24 PM
Just saw a BYU fan at Wal-Mart. Thought about bashing his face in but I decided I'll save that for Saturday
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 18, 2010, 07:53:39 PM
Board raid?

www.cougarboard.com

 :dunno:
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: nicname on March 18, 2010, 07:59:26 PM
Board raid?

www.cougarboard.com

 :dunno:

ugh tigerboard2.0
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: TheMadCatter on March 18, 2010, 08:01:12 PM
Board raid?

www.cougarboard.com

 :dunno:

ugh tigerboard2.0

They're Mormon, what do you expect?
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 18, 2010, 08:06:32 PM
For fun go watch 7l ayerdip post over there.   :gocho:
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: stlwildcat on March 18, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
Warm up your Mother's Day confusion mother frackers!!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: pike on March 18, 2010, 08:09:41 PM
Can't read that board.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: dmartin on March 18, 2010, 08:45:15 PM
warm up your jim jones poisoned koolaid
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Benja on March 18, 2010, 08:53:12 PM
Board raid?

www.cougarboard.com

 :dunno:

ugh tigerboard2.0

They're Mormon, what do you expect?

Holy hell that board is fracking ridiculous
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Holdin Manutz on March 18, 2010, 09:30:59 PM
Warm up your stupid ass choreographed bench dance after your first bucket mother fuckers!!!!

anybody else see this?
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: k-state87 on March 18, 2010, 09:33:46 PM
DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!!!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Facandidworld.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F06%2Fsouth_park_mormonism.jpg&hash=d562566fbfc4c74fd407fc716776d6778d2f002c)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftvmedia.ign.com%2Ftv%2Fimage%2Farticle%2F737%2F737334%2Fsouthpark-mormons_1160016304.jpg&hash=c07e8169cf7df249a19fbced68f3f07397201dae)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fz.about.com%2Fd%2Fanimatedtv%2F1%2F0%2FD%2FH%2Fsp712_All_About_Mormon_2.jpg&hash=8343c0cca40c8ddebf29e43773f48815753b4420)

I knew someone would post the DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB, that was one funny episode.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 18, 2010, 09:35:25 PM
Board raid?

www.cougarboard.com

 :dunno:

ugh tigerboard2.0

They're Mormon, what do you expect?

Holy hell that board is fracking ridiculous

I am fishing the hell out of it with a single bite.  Afraid I will blow my cover  but they just ignore me.  DUMBDUMB
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: TheMadCatter on March 18, 2010, 09:38:40 PM
I am fishing the hell out of it with a single bite.  Afraid I will blow my cover  but they just ignore me.  DUMBDUMB

Just call them a multi-wife pedo cult and be done with it. They're too naive to catch your insults.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: slackcat on March 18, 2010, 09:45:01 PM
Warm up your Osmonds you frackers.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: CNS on March 18, 2010, 09:48:09 PM
"Joseph Smith revealed that the actual Garden of Eden is in Jackson County, Missouri."

 :lol:
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: KSU-Krazie on March 18, 2010, 11:47:15 PM
Warm up the  :opcat:   


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZ1jVO3-OE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZ1jVO3-OE)

At 2:15
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: TheMadCatter on March 19, 2010, 12:04:11 AM
Warm up the  :opcat:   


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZ1jVO3-OE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZ1jVO3-OE)

At 2:15

So in order to become a demon I just have to ruffle my hair?

I'm in.

I'm also in favor of 'endless celestial sex'.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Poonhound69 on March 19, 2010, 12:41:10 AM
Count me in, I hate the byu cougars.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: pike on March 19, 2010, 12:44:49 AM
Count me in, I hate the byu cougars.

poonhound  :love:
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: AbeFroman on March 19, 2010, 03:13:03 AM
Warm up your Glenn Beck mother frackers
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: slackcat on March 19, 2010, 07:37:41 AM
Warm up your jello suckin' Billy Barty frackers!!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: highway61 on March 19, 2010, 08:30:18 AM
Hey mormons!  Followers of Scientology called, they wanted to let you know that even they can't understand why you would believe that nonsense.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: chunkles on March 19, 2010, 08:44:28 AM
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6283021 (http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6283021)
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: felix rex on March 19, 2010, 08:58:54 AM
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6283021 (http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6283021)

Way to build up to the fountain reference.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 19, 2010, 09:45:22 AM
Little known Mormon fact:  RD and I went to high school with a mormon dude who had some fairly hot sisters. 
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Gooch on March 19, 2010, 09:52:15 AM
Mormon chics are hot. Must be a biproduct of the selective/inbreeding.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 19, 2010, 10:07:55 AM
Little known Mormon fact:  RD and I went to high school with a mormon dude who had some fairly hot sisters.  

In fourth grade my Mormon next door neighbor and I made a mix tape 'cause we were cool.  We combined our powers and started dubbing.  I'd get to do a song, then he'd do a song, and we alternated all the way through.  Called it "Supertape."  You could tell who chose what songs because all of my stuff was totally awesome (Def Leppard and Aerosmith and Weird Al, etc.) and all his stuff was way safe and Mormon-ey (Simon & Garfunkel).  Supertape was 50% awesome no thanks to him.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 19, 2010, 10:10:38 AM
Little known Mormon fact:  RD and I went to high school with a mormon dude who had some fairly hot sisters. 

In fourth grade my Mormon next door neighbor and I made a mix tape 'cause we were cool.  We combined our powers and started dubbing.  I'd get to do a song, then he'd do a song, and we alternated all the way through.  Called it "Supertape."  You could tell who chose what songs because all of my stuff was awesome (Def Leppard and Aerosmith and Weird Al, etc.) and all his stuff was way safe and Mormon-ey (Simon & Garfunkel).  Supertape was 50% awesome no thanks to him.


Sounds like that kid was a total schmuck.  You should have beaten him up and taken his tape recorder.  If you ever get to go back in time, do that.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 19, 2010, 10:13:09 AM
Yeah, we also played horse a lot together.  Whenever I beat him or he airballed a shot or whatever, he yelled, "oh CRUMB!"  It was awesome.  Dude was actually really solid and a way great neighbor, especially when it snowed and he had to do his Good Mormon Deed for the week or whatever, so he would come over and shovel our driveway for us at like 5 am.  Thanks bro!  

:cheers: but with Sprite.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Trim on March 19, 2010, 10:35:43 AM
If you ever get to go back in time, do that.

You've had a number of time travel references lately.  Was Hot Tub Time Machine that inspiring?
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 19, 2010, 10:54:47 AM
If you ever get to go back in time, do that.

You've had a number of time travel references lately.  Was Hot Tub Time Machine that inspiring?

Life changing.  I wish I was in the movie.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: EMAWzified on March 19, 2010, 11:43:54 AM
I've worked with a couple of Mormons. One was of the St.Jo variety and the other of the Utah theocracy (married into). Liked both, the later a great deal. Fantastic writer. Oddly, he kept getting divorced. Had some very hot daughters.
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Poonhound69 on March 19, 2010, 11:53:34 AM
BYU, LOL.  I've never met so many Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)-looking, socially-challenged pretentious people in my life.  Although some of their daughters are hot, they are not a pretty fanbase. 
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: Pexikan on March 19, 2010, 12:03:47 PM
Hey BYU. Warm up no one believing your lies, muthafrackers!
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: W|LDCAT on March 19, 2010, 09:21:11 PM
http://www.amazon.com/One-Nation-Under-Gods-History/dp/1568582838
Title: Re: BYU hate thread
Post by: WabashCannibal on March 19, 2010, 09:52:18 PM
"Joseph Smith revealed that the actual Garden of Eden is in Jackson County, Missouri."

 :lol:

Mormons and Meth-heads, whats not to love about Independence MO?