BYU hate thread

[CNS]

"Joseph Smith revealed that the actual Garden of Eden is in Jackson County, Missouri."

 

[KSU-Krazie]

Warm up the     




At 2:15

[TheMadCatter]

Warm up the     




At 2:15

So in order to become a demon I just have to ruffle my hair?

I'm in.

I'm also in favor of 'endless celestial sex'.

[Poonhound69]

Count me in, I hate the byu cougars.

[pike]

Count me in, I hate the byu cougars.

poonhound 

[AbeFroman]

Warm up your Glenn Beck mother frackers

[slackcat]

Warm up your jello suckin' Billy Barty frackers!!

[highway61]

Hey mormons!  Followers of Scientology called, they wanted to let you know that even they can't understand why you would believe that nonsense.

[chunkles]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6283021

[felix rex]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6283021

Way to build up to the fountain reference.

[Dugout DickStone]

Little known Mormon fact:  RD and I went to high school with a mormon dude who had some fairly hot sisters. 

[Gooch]

Mormon chics are hot. Must be a biproduct of the selective/inbreeding.

[SkinnyBenny]

Little known Mormon fact:  RD and I went to high school with a mormon dude who had some fairly hot sisters.  

In fourth grade my Mormon next door neighbor and I made a mix tape 'cause we were cool.  We combined our powers and started dubbing.  I'd get to do a song, then he'd do a song, and we alternated all the way through.  Called it "Supertape."  You could tell who chose what songs because all of my stuff was totally awesome (Def Leppard and Aerosmith and Weird Al, etc.) and all his stuff was way safe and Mormon-ey (Simon & Garfunkel).  Supertape was 50% awesome no thanks to him.

[Dugout DickStone]

Little known Mormon fact:  RD and I went to high school with a mormon dude who had some fairly hot sisters. 

In fourth grade my Mormon next door neighbor and I made a mix tape 'cause we were cool.  We combined our powers and started dubbing.  I'd get to do a song, then he'd do a song, and we alternated all the way through.  Called it "Supertape."  You could tell who chose what songs because all of my stuff was awesome (Def Leppard and Aerosmith and Weird Al, etc.) and all his stuff was way safe and Mormon-ey (Simon & Garfunkel).  Supertape was 50% awesome no thanks to him.

Sounds like that kid was a total schmuck.  You should have beaten him up and taken his tape recorder.  If you ever get to go back in time, do that.

[SkinnyBenny]

Yeah, we also played horse a lot together.  Whenever I beat him or he airballed a shot or whatever, he yelled, "oh CRUMB!"  It was awesome.  Dude was actually really solid and a way great neighbor, especially when it snowed and he had to do his Good Mormon Deed for the week or whatever, so he would come over and shovel our driveway for us at like 5 am.  Thanks bro!  

but with Sprite.

[Trim]

If you ever get to go back in time, do that.

You've had a number of time travel references lately.  Was Hot Tub Time Machine that inspiring?

[Dugout DickStone]

If you ever get to go back in time, do that.

You've had a number of time travel references lately.  Was Hot Tub Time Machine that inspiring?

Life changing.  I wish I was in the movie.

[EMAWzified]

I've worked with a couple of Mormons. One was of the St.Jo variety and the other of the Utah theocracy (married into). Liked both, the later a great deal. Fantastic writer. Oddly, he kept getting divorced. Had some very hot daughters.

[Poonhound69]

BYU, LOL.  I've never met so many Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)-looking, socially-challenged pretentious people in my life.  Although some of their daughters are hot, they are not a pretty fanbase. 

[Pexikan]

Hey BYU. Warm up no one believing your lies, muthafrackers!

[W|LDCAT]

http://www.amazon.com/One-Nation-Under-Gods-History/dp/1568582838

[WabashCannibal]

"Joseph Smith revealed that the actual Garden of Eden is in Jackson County, Missouri."

 

Mormons and Meth-heads, whats not to love about Independence MO?