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Title: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: hemmy on October 12, 2012, 02:05:33 PM
lmao no I didn't.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 12, 2012, 02:15:21 PM
I was about to ask what slaughterhouse you work at.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Brock Landers on October 12, 2012, 02:16:30 PM
I ran into this guy at work who is a huuuuuge KU fan while he was emptying the trash from my cubicle, and asked if there were any Iowa State alums on the janitorial staff.  He said no.  I asked if our company had any positions ranked lower than janitor and that was also no, so I guess I won't be seeing any Iowa State people at work either.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: 'taterblast on October 12, 2012, 02:24:13 PM
was in the break room and overheard someone say "clones." got all fired up and went over to talk crap and said "big iowa state fan huh?"

the guys were all like "who the eff is that? sounds stupid" turns out they were having a high-level science discussion debating whether not cloning was ethical.

so yeah, i can't find anyone either.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 12, 2012, 02:25:43 PM
was in the break room and overheard someone say "clones." got all fired up and went over to talk crap and said "big iowa state fan huh?"

the guys were all like "who the eff is that? sounds stupid" turns out they were having a high-level science discussion debating whether not cloning was ethical.

so yeah, i can't find anyone either.

what did they decide about the cloning thing?  ethical?
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: deputy dawg on October 12, 2012, 02:26:08 PM
I heard one of the guys that picks up trash cans with the disposal company in town is a Cyclone fan, but have not been able to confirm.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: yoEMAW on October 12, 2012, 02:26:21 PM
Just came in here to poke fun at hemmy for working at a company that hires Iowa State fans. Oh well.  :lol:
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 12, 2012, 02:31:56 PM
Drove through a neighborhood a few streets down from mine a few days ago.  Noticed one of the yards had just installed new cyclone fence.  Made me think to myself dang there's no ISU fans around to discuss the game with.  Then I thought thank goodness.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: jtksu on October 12, 2012, 02:39:08 PM
Gave an Iowa State fan a few bucks outside of a QT last night.  Least I assume he was an Iowa State, he sure smelled like Iowa.   :frown:
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 12, 2012, 02:42:56 PM
I saw a ISU filly at the bar the other night. I had sex with her and didn't call her back. /thread #fanningbrag
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Spaces on October 12, 2012, 03:14:38 PM
Bum ISU alum tried giving me a "free gatorade" just now at the Rec and even started asking about my day and crap. Knocked it out of his hands and told him I was deaf by gesturing to my ears and kind of mouthing a few gibberish words. He got all excited and said he knew sign language and started rambling off stuff with his fingers at the speed of light. I asked him if he knew this one and flipped him off with both hands and of course my crew loved it, but he was seriously on the verge of tears at this point! So funny to see. But anyway, me and the boys rolled out after that.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Institutional Control on October 12, 2012, 03:16:56 PM
I saw a ISU filly at the bar the other night. I had sex with her and didn't call her back. /thread #fanningbrag

You're my idol.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: puniraptor on October 12, 2012, 03:17:58 PM
I saw a ISU filly at the bar the other night. I had sex with her and didn't call her back. /thread #fanningbrag

You're my idol.

Jokes on you, she doesn't own a phone.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 12, 2012, 03:18:17 PM
There was an ISU fan just standing in my garage last night when I got home from work. He was wearing an ISU hat and a dirty grey sweatshirt. I thought he was there to rob me or kill me.  When I opened the garage door he said something I couldn't understand and smiled. Then he walked out and walked down the street.  Weirdest crap ever.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: yoEMAW on October 12, 2012, 03:19:51 PM
I saw a ISU filly at the bar the other night. I had sex with her and didn't call her back. /thread #fanningbrag

You're my idol.

Jokes on you, she doesn't own a phone.

Also, she had hepatitis.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: puniraptor on October 12, 2012, 03:25:25 PM
There was an ISU fan just standing in my garage last night when I got home from work. He was wearing an ISU hat and a dirty grey sweatshirt. I thought he was there to rob me or kill me.  When I opened the garage door he said something I couldn't understand and smiled. Then he walked out and walked down the street.  Weirdest crap ever.   :dunno:

dry run.

I suggest you arm yourself.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: ben ji on October 12, 2012, 03:26:02 PM
I was having lunch today with some fellow cat fans at OK Joes(Had the carolina, side of fries) and the people behind us were wearing red and talking about going up to Ames this weekend.

I turned around and was getting ready to smack the Z man out of this one guys hands(It totally would of gone all over his gf sitting right next to him!!!) but then they said something about how this could be the biggest October Storm they had ever chased and I realized they werent really ISU Fans.  :frown:
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: _33 on October 12, 2012, 03:31:46 PM
[joke]I ran into an Iowa State fan on my way to work today. Didn't even slow down.[/joke]
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Kat Kid on October 12, 2012, 03:36:44 PM
There was this girl at work today that when I asked my team their numbers for the friday KSU points pool (a friday team builder we like to do) she said "ZERO!" real loudly.  She does not participate in this pool, is basically a temp worker and so I dumped out her stupid caramel coffee blend she had on the break room brew.

I mean, what nerve.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: 'taterblast on October 12, 2012, 03:38:30 PM
was in the break room and overheard someone say "clones." got all fired up and went over to talk crap and said "big iowa state fan huh?"

the guys were all like "who the eff is that? sounds stupid" turns out they were having a high-level science discussion debating whether not cloning was ethical.

so yeah, i can't find anyone either.

what did they decide about the cloning thing?  ethical?

they were both on opposite sides of the argument. neither was really able to convince the other of anything.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: sys on October 12, 2012, 03:43:17 PM
i thought i saw an isu fan snuffling amongst the rows at the edge of my beans this morning, so i shot him right between the eyes.  but when i walked up to urinate on his corpse, i was able to inspect it more closely, and it turned out to be a feral hog, not an isu fan. 
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: star seed 7 on October 12, 2012, 04:05:05 PM
saw 2 ISU fans in a hotel lobby last weekend.  my dog barked at them, but other than that i don't remember anything about them.  very forgettable people.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Road Crew on October 12, 2012, 04:06:39 PM
When doing my daily crossword I was stumped by this clue for a four letter word:  "Skunk River state"

The only thing that fits are vowels.  Any ideas?
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 12, 2012, 04:08:15 PM
I went to vista today and ate it up ate it up cyclone go cats!
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 12, 2012, 04:09:16 PM
There was this girl at work today that when I asked my team their numbers for the friday KSU points pool (a friday team builder we like to do) she said "ZERO!" real loudly.  She does not participate in this pool, is basically a temp worker and so I dumped out her stupid caramel coffee blend she had on the break room brew.

I mean, what nerve.

She is going to be all "WTYH" when she wants a caramel coffee this afternoon.  pwned
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: MadCat on October 12, 2012, 04:10:46 PM
Ran into an Iouua State fan at work
Does anyone have a towel?
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on October 12, 2012, 04:14:28 PM
An ISU fan was cleaning my carpets last week, and I asked him how he ended up in CA, and he said, "have you ever read The Grapes of Wrath? I said yes, and he said "like that, but with water".  :cry:
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: AbeFroman on October 12, 2012, 04:26:36 PM
I've never seen an Iowa State alum. The only Iowa State fan I know is actually a Drake alum. Very squawk-y move not going to the Harvard of the Floodplains.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 12, 2012, 04:50:12 PM
When doing my daily crossword I was stumped by this clue for a four letter word:  "Skunk River state"

The only thing that fits are vowels.  Any ideas?

LOSERVILLE doesn't fit.  Stumped, sorry. 
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: slackcat on October 12, 2012, 06:24:59 PM
Had an ISU fan clean my windshield at a red light.  Promptly sped away. :driving:
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 06:49:37 PM
One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: theKSU on October 12, 2012, 06:53:04 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Frankenklein on October 12, 2012, 06:55:03 PM
One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.
Wrong thread dumbass OKcatclone
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: SdK on October 12, 2012, 06:56:23 PM
One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.

Nope, we have air conditioning  :kstategrad:  :gocho:
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Frankenklein on October 12, 2012, 06:57:50 PM
  WOW...just saw an ISU fan on Wheel of Fortune,they said "I'd like to buy a vowel please" then said" I'd like a W"
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 06:58:06 PM
One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.
Wrong thread dumbass OKcatclone

One time I ran up the bill in a manhattan bar, it was awesome. New york is a cool place.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Frankenklein on October 12, 2012, 07:01:30 PM
One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.
Wrong thread dumbass OKcatclone

One time I ran up the bill in a manhattan bar, it was awesome. New york is a cool place.
And then you went and passed out in a flooded gutter
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 12, 2012, 07:09:42 PM
One time I heard someone say something about a cyclone touchdown. I told him, "no one calls them cyclones, dumbass, they're called tornadoes."
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: SdK on October 12, 2012, 07:11:49 PM
One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.
Wrong thread dumbass OKcatclone

One time I ran up the bill in a manhattan bar, it was awesome. New york is a cool place.
And then you went and passed out in a flooded gutter

Guess he didn't understand that he didn't have to go home, just couldn't stay at the bar.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Frankenklein on October 12, 2012, 07:12:25 PM
 
One time I heard someone say something about a cyclone touchdown. I told him, "no one calls them cyclones, dumbass, they're called tornadoes."
There really are Cyclone touchdowns but they are very very rare
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 12, 2012, 08:31:01 PM
  WOW...just saw an ISU fan on Wheel of Fortune,they said "I'd like to buy a vowel please" then said" I'd like a W"

Explosion of flood aggie rage.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: SabiNation on October 13, 2012, 12:30:39 AM
One time I heard someone say something about a cyclone touchdown. I told him, "no one calls them cyclones, dumbass, they're called tornadoes."

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 05:49:06 AM
One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: ChiComCat on October 13, 2012, 06:05:51 AM
One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

not used to seeing a team win?
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 06:19:54 AM
One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

not used to seeing a team win?

Not used to seeing KSU win.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: ChiComCat on October 13, 2012, 06:26:55 AM
One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

not used to seeing a team win?

Not used to seeing KSU win.

Seeing as how we've won 15 of our last 18, you haven't been paying attention
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 06:39:23 AM
One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

not used to seeing a team win?

Not used to seeing KSU win.

Seeing as how we've won 15 of our last 18, you haven't been paying attention

Yeah I have to admit, I don't watch you guys mostly because I don't care.
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: deputy dawg on October 13, 2012, 07:57:49 AM
i thought i saw an isu fan snuffling amongst the rows at the edge of my beans this morning, so i shot him right between the eyes.  but when i walked up to urinate on his corpse, i was able to inspect it more closely, and it turned out to be a feral hog, not an isu fan.

Sys bringing it.   :thumbs:
Title: Re: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work
Post by: Frankenklein on October 13, 2012, 09:44:43 AM
One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

not used to seeing a team win?

Not used to seeing KSU win.

Seeing as how we've won 15 of our last 18, you haven't been paying attention

Yeah I have to admit, I don't watch you guys mostly because I don't care.
yea it's pretty apparent all you care about is being the worst poster in the history of BBSing