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Title: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 06:01:14 PM: Should I bang his wife this week? Should I beat him up? Should I ignore him because we own them so hard?

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Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Winters on October 06, 2012, 06:04:47 PM: Bang his wife and then act like you didn't
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on October 06, 2012, 06:05:30 PM: Burn that mofos house down
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 06:05:54 PM: Quote from: Winters on October 06, 2012, 06:04:47 PM
Bang his wife and then act like you didn't

So simple that it's perfect
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: yoEMAW on October 06, 2012, 06:07:15 PM: Beat his wife and act like he did it? :dunno:
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: FP TC etc. on October 06, 2012, 06:09:08 PM: I wouldn't bang his wife, as he is an ISU alum she is probably ugly.
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: SwiftCat on October 06, 2012, 06:09:15 PM: Show him what a #fanningbrag is.
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 06:09:47 PM: Wait, just realized that if I fanning his wife, I would take pictures and send it to everyone in his address book so I can't really deny it.
back to square 1
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: buttsbuttsbutts on October 06, 2012, 07:56:35 PM: Bang his wife, inform him that you banged his wife that very night, and then spend the rest of the week acting like you didn't do it.
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: BostonPancake on October 06, 2012, 07:58:26 PM: Quote from: Limestone on October 06, 2012, 06:01:14 PM
Should I bang his wife this week? Should I beat him up? Should I ignore him because we own them so hard?

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yes
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 06, 2012, 08:03:23 PM: Just sit in his front yard in an inflatable raft while waiting for the inevitable.
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: jtksu on October 06, 2012, 08:10:43 PM: How bout if you knock up his wife?
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 06, 2012, 08:12:21 PM: Quote from: SwiftCat on October 06, 2012, 06:09:15 PM
Show him what a #fanningbrag is.
:gocho:
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: AST on October 06, 2012, 08:19:33 PM: Whatever you do, do not buy a burner phone and start sending his wife seedy tm's or dic pics. It will not end well for you.
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Katpappy on October 06, 2012, 08:23:47 PM: Quote from: Limestone on October 06, 2012, 06:05:54 PM
Quote from: Winters on October 06, 2012, 06:04:47 PM
Bang his wife and then act like you didn't

So simple that it's perfect
You could get mistaken for a Prince for that. :fatty:
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Pendergast on October 06, 2012, 08:28:06 PM: 1. Beat him up
2. Tie to chair
3. Make him watch you bang his wife
4. Profit
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: EMAW SP8 on October 06, 2012, 09:11:11 PM: Tell his wife you own goEMAW.com

:billdance:
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Frankenklein on October 06, 2012, 09:16:43 PM: kidnap the mask,make him bang both of them
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: MadCat on October 06, 2012, 09:19:00 PM: Tell his wife that you're going to bang her then don't.
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Katpappy on October 06, 2012, 09:20:11 PM: Quote from: Frankenklein on October 06, 2012, 09:16:43 PM
kidnap the mask,make him bang both of them
YES, that's it! :drool:
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: MadCat on October 06, 2012, 09:20:23 PM: Quote from: Frankenklein on October 06, 2012, 09:16:43 PM
kidnap the mask,make him bang both of them
Human centipede with KSM in the middle.
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Katpappy on October 06, 2012, 09:21:52 PM: Quote from: MadCat on October 06, 2012, 09:19:00 PM
Tell his wife that you're going to bang her then bang your buddy. Just don't tell him or anyone else. :sdeek:
FYP
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: bucket on October 06, 2012, 10:27:29 PM: I'd rip his heart out of his ass and feed it to him :curse:
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 07, 2012, 11:07:09 AM: Go to his house. Shake his hand and wish his team good luck and a clean game with no injuries.
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Frankenklein on October 07, 2012, 11:31:19 AM: Bang his wife then tell him how PROUD of it you are
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Bloodfart on October 07, 2012, 01:37:15 PM: Quote from: Katdaddy on October 06, 2012, 09:21:52 PM
Quote from: MadCat on October 06, 2012, 09:19:00 PM
Tell his wife that you're going to bang her then bang your buddy. Just don't tell him or anyone else. :sdeek:
FYP
What in the world? :sdeek:
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: kim carnes on October 07, 2012, 01:38:24 PM: Quote from: Katdaddy on October 06, 2012, 09:21:52 PM
Quote from: MadCat on October 06, 2012, 09:19:00 PM
Tell his wife that you're going to bang her then bang your buddy. Just don't tell him or anyone else. :sdeek:
FYP

this is a really good post
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Trim on October 07, 2012, 02:30:45 PM: It's time to let your less successful high school acquaintances go, LSOC.

You too, Winters.
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: OlatheWildcat on October 07, 2012, 10:59:03 PM: Be easy on him, it's a terrible harvest for all of us farmers. :frown:
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: buttsbuttsbutts on October 07, 2012, 11:04:39 PM: Make him say your name.
Title: Re: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 07, 2012, 11:07:11 PM: Quote from: OlatheWildcat on October 07, 2012, 10:59:03 PM
Be easy on him, it's a terrible harvest for all of us farmers. :frown:

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