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Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 08:33:30 AM
HEY HAYSEEDS

EVERYONE WHO IS ANYONE IN THE STATE OF KANSAS MOVED TO WAVINGTHEWHEAT.COM

PHOG IS TEH DEAD

COME ON OVER TO WTW
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SMELLY WIVES
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 08:36:19 AM
APOLOGIES FOR NOT USING PROPER WESTERN KS LINGO. FORGOT TO BRING MY TRANSLATOR JEBIDIAH WITH ME
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 08:41:03 AM
"Waving the wheat?"  Jesus, what a bunch of hicks.  Hey guys, let's change the name of this board to goSorghum.com.  Warm up the tractors over on waving wheat dot com.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 08:42:11 AM
Playing KU hurts the image of our program.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: TBL on October 06, 2012, 08:43:37 AM
Playing KU hurts the image of our program.

New thread alert!!
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 08:44:40 AM
I cannot rough ridin' wait for basketball.  This football game cannot get over with quick enough.  Dominate and move on.

oscar Weber chose K-State over basically any other job he wanted, for one reason: Beating Bill Self's ass.  As long as the volley ball team doesn't crap the bed, I don't see K-State losing a game to KU in any sport this year.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 08:46:38 AM
Wave the wheat?  What hicks
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: pc5k on October 06, 2012, 08:47:38 AM
Meh, I'll stay here where the winners are.  Whavethewheat.com definitely sounds like a farming site to me. 
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 08:47:44 AM
Your illusions of grandeur are comical. Your small minded mentality is a joke to those with a perspective. Your lack of self-awareness and your excess reserve of self-importance reduce me to laughing and crying at the same time. I laugh because I am not you, by some stroke of luck at birth, and I cry for all humanity to have to suffer by being of the same species as thee.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 06, 2012, 08:48:53 AM
 :babywillie: :babywillie: (ftp://:babywillie: :babywillie:)
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 08:49:41 AM
Wave the wheat?  What hicks

Yep.  They do after every first down, or something.  Everyone in the entire conference laughs at how huge of hicks they are, even Iowa State. 
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: pissclams on October 06, 2012, 08:49:51 AM
the great thing about playing KU is that it's like we're not playing anyone.  perfect fit for the wildcats from the flint hills..we can prep for TX.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 08:50:14 AM
Goddam it, forgot to translate for ya. My pologies about that.


Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: star seed 7 on October 06, 2012, 08:50:28 AM
Thanks for the update farmer Luke.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 08:50:56 AM
Your illusions of grandeur are comical. Your small minded mentality is a joke to those with a perspective. Your lack of self-awareness and your excess reserve of self-importance reduce me to laughing and crying at the same time. I laugh because I am not you, by some stroke of luck at birth, and I cry for all humanity to have to suffer by being of the same species as thee.

This guy talks like one of those preachers in a farming town.  Hey bad person, our kids will dance at the prom anyway.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 08:52:54 AM
Meh, I'll stay here where the winners are.  Whavethewheat.com definitely sounds like a farming site to me.

Half farming and half sports, though bunches of them post pictures of crops and livestock and crap on their sports forums. 
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 08:54:00 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ksallink.com%2Fmedia%2Fmedia.php%3Fid%3D23760%26amp%3Bpath%3D2012-09-27%26amp%3Btype%3Djpg%26amp%3Bmode%3Dconstrain%26amp%3Bwidth%3D375%26amp%3Bheight%3D900&hash=e286b9cff52ec7ad43bf086ca22e11b25d5de25f)

Looks like I found a sore spot boys!
Id love to know how many of you are really like this. It is amazing to think that I live among you people
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: star seed 7 on October 06, 2012, 08:54:52 AM
Meh, I'll stay here where the winners are.  Whavethewheat.com definitely sounds like a farming site to me.

Half farming and half sports, though bunches of them post pictures of crops and livestock and crap on their sports forums.

you sure that's not their cheerleaders?    :sdeek:
 :lol:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 08:56:29 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi10.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa107%2Fbig12north%2FFredPhelpsjyahawk.jpg&hash=b59a3187e5527ae913b92102410651118485de41)
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 08:57:20 AM
I don't want their bigotry and hatred spilling over on to our board.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:00:20 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.memegenerator.net%2Finstances%2F400x%2F27911801.jpg&hash=8860145029e1b15dfc8fc4fe783d6c860c32a947)
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 09:01:33 AM
oscar Weber is going to destroy these clowns.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:02:17 AM
Just saw a blue tractor broken down on the shoulder... Poor ugly ku fan.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:03:06 AM
oscar Weber is going to destroy these clowns.

It is honestly like you are insane, living in a different world than I. Give me 5 reasons why Brucey will be successful enough to "destroy" KU?
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 06, 2012, 09:06:43 AM
oscar Weber is going to destroy these clowns.

It is honestly like you are insane, living in a different world than I. Give me 5 reasons why Brucey will be successful enough to "destroy" KU?

oscar is a k-stater now. destroying little ku bro in sports is a way of life for us.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:07:25 AM
oscar Weber is going to destroy these clowns.

It is honestly like you are insane, living in a different world than I. Give me 5 reasons why Brucey will be successful enough to "destroy" KU?

He is at KSU, beating ku is a given.  That's just fact.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:08:15 AM
oscar Weber is going to destroy these clowns.

It is honestly like you are insane, living in a different world than I. Give me 5 reasons why Brucey will be successful enough to "destroy" KU?

oscar is a k-stater now. destroying little ku bro in sports is a way of life for us.

If it is your way of life, what is the record of KU v KSU in football over the lifetime of the programs? Basketball?
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:10:03 AM
oscar Weber is going to destroy these clowns.

It is honestly like you are insane, living in a different world than I. Give me 5 reasons why Brucey will be successful enough to "destroy" KU?

oscar is a k-stater now. destroying little ku bro in sports is a way of life for us.

If it is your way of life, what is the record of KU v KSU in football over the lifetime of the programs? Basketball?

Yeah, congrats on that win in 1922 loser old timer.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:10:31 AM
Football LIFETIME record (since it is a way of life):

KU leads 65-39-5

Basketball:

KU leads 183-91
Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 09:11:26 AM
What did Bill Self accomplish at Illinois? Jack crap.

oscar Weber was a bad officiating crew away from a national championship at that hell hole.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: steve dave on October 06, 2012, 09:11:57 AM
all time record mention in post 9. congrats wildcat fans, you've earned this one.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:12:04 AM
oscar Weber is going to destroy these clowns.

It is honestly like you are insane, living in a different world than I. Give me 5 reasons why Brucey will be successful enough to "destroy" KU?

oscar is a k-stater now. destroying little ku bro in sports is a way of life for us.

If it is your way of life, what is the record of KU v KSU in football over the lifetime of the programs? Basketball?

Yeah, congrats on that win in 1922 loser old timer.

Oh ok! So we are only counting certain parts of the way of life then, right? Isn't a way of life supposed to be holistic? Hmmm, so are we only counting the fxcking 90's? Because you haven't even dominated your livestock like you used to in the 2000s
Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 09:12:05 AM
Football LIFETIME record (since it is a way of life):

KU leads 65-39-5

Basketball:

KU leads 183-91

That's in the past bro.  rough ridin' hick.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:12:20 AM
All time record smack is a white flag.

Sorry for punishing you in sports loser yokel old timer.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 06, 2012, 09:13:43 AM
my god, leave it to the old kansas farmer to bring up sporting events from the great depression. congrats on at least knowing how to use the internet though. that's really something.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:15:34 AM
If I s-h-i-t myself in here, would you guys notice? If I s-h-i-t myself in Manhattan, would you notice? If you ever answer that question with a no, you should never be in that place.

I'm still waiting for an argument against the all time record. Or how about # of BCS bowl wins? How about anything relevant? Soil quality does not count.

And HI IM FARMER!
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:15:51 AM
my god, leave to the old kansas farmer to bring up sporting events from the great depression. congrats on at least knowing how to use the internet though. that's really something.

dust bowl LOL
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: steve dave on October 06, 2012, 09:17:31 AM
omg, the BCS talking point. BMW SOCK
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:17:43 AM
The collective IQ of this board is amazing. To actually think I am a farmer just blows my mind. You guys never disappoint. Really, there should be a segment on Jay Leno about goEMAW
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:18:25 AM
The collective IQ of this board is amazing. To actually think I am a farmer just blows my mind. You guys never disappoint. Really, there should be a segment on Jay Leno about goEMAW

This old hick watches Leno!?   :lol:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: AppleJack on October 06, 2012, 09:19:20 AM
The collective IQ of this board is amazing. To actually think I am a farmer just blows my mind. You guys never disappoint. Really, there should be a segment on Jay Leno about goEMAW

why are you being mean to me and my friends  :confused:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Cire on October 06, 2012, 09:19:41 AM
Football LIFETIME record (since it is a way of life):

KU leads 65-39-5

Basketball:

KU leads 183-91

Take it to gpc grandpa, nice of them to give you the internet in the nursing home.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:19:49 AM
The collective IQ of this board is amazing. To actually think I am a farmer just blows my mind. You guys never disappoint. Really, there should be a segment on Jay Leno about goEMAW

This old hick watches Leno!?   :lol:

You just don't get what I am saying, do you...

When the sheep are too stupid to realize what you are saying to them, what do you do?
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: steve dave on October 06, 2012, 09:20:22 AM
The collective IQ of this board is amazing. To actually think I am a farmer just blows my mind. You guys never disappoint. Really, there should be a segment on Jay Leno about goEMAW

This old hick watches Leno!?   :lol:

You just don't get what I am saying, do you...

When the sheep are too stupid to realize what you are saying to them, what do you do?

watch Leno?
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: star seed 7 on October 06, 2012, 09:21:16 AM
Good to have you back Ben.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:21:23 AM
The collective IQ of this board is amazing. To actually think I am a farmer just blows my mind. You guys never disappoint. Really, there should be a segment on Jay Leno about goEMAW

This old hick watches Leno!?   :lol:

Touche :lynchmob:

You just don't get what I am saying, do you...

When the sheep are too stupid to realize what you are saying to them, what do you do?

watch Leno?
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 06, 2012, 09:21:34 AM
The collective IQ of this board is amazing. To actually think I am a farmer just blows my mind. You guys never disappoint. Really, there should be a segment on Jay Leno about goEMAW

This old hick watches Leno!?   :lol:

You just don't get what I am saying, do you...

When the sheep are too stupid to realize what you are saying to them, what do you do?

and he talks to his sheep. this guy is too much.  :lol:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Cire on October 06, 2012, 09:21:52 AM
Have another bowl of oatmeal pops
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:22:01 AM
The collective IQ of this board is amazing. To actually think I am a farmer just blows my mind. You guys never disappoint. Really, there should be a segment on Jay Leno about goEMAW

This old hick watches Leno!?   :lol:

You just don't get what I am saying, do you...

When the sheep are too stupid to realize what you are saying to them, what do you do?

watch Leno?

What time is Johnny Carson on?  I need some creamed beets....LOLz
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: TBL on October 06, 2012, 09:22:12 AM
Football LIFETIME record (since it is a way of life):

KU leads 65-39-5

Basketball:

KU leads 183-91

I think you've mixed the numbers around, son. The Purple WildWildcats haven't lost to lil bro in like a bazillion years.

 :nono:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:23:17 AM
don't do that dumbass - sd

Pictured above, Manhattan
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Cire on October 06, 2012, 09:23:38 AM
This is the second Leno watching, sheep raising, wheat farmer ku fan I've run in to today.  Weird.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: kyles on October 06, 2012, 09:24:43 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi10.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa107%2Fbig12north%2FFredPhelpsjyahawk.jpg&hash=b59a3187e5527ae913b92102410651118485de41)

Must be one of those KSU football fans and KU basketball fans  :nono:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzuZmr.jpg&hash=0ae49cd0694ffc278b622ebce11e2c03c5a6ed15)
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:25:36 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi688.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv249%2Fthekansascitykid%2Ffarmer.jpg&hash=08e94f648cf7353ba0be957291c4d9343c70ea02)
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Cire on October 06, 2012, 09:25:53 AM
Shopped
Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: felix rex on October 06, 2012, 09:29:49 AM
omg, the BCS talking point. BMW SOCK

This is maybe my fave phog talking point. Probably because of how it pairs so well with the "grapes only pay attention to the decade they were good" talking point. I get a little annoyed when a kstater on the phog points it out to them. Because I don't want it to go away ever.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: star seed 7 on October 06, 2012, 09:32:11 AM
I would think you football schoolers would know that a bcs bowl (win)  is better than a conf championship.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:33:18 AM
omg, the BCS talking point. BMW SOCK

This is maybe my fave phog talking point. Probably because of how it pairs so well with the "grapes only pay attention to the decade they were good" talking point. I get a little annoyed when a kstater on the phog points it out to them. Because I don't want it to go away ever.

Yeah, it is fantastic.  Never won the big 12.... :billdance:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 06, 2012, 09:33:38 AM
 :bill: What a great sock.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:36:56 AM
:bill: What a great sock.

Yup.  followed up all time records smack with a Jay Leno reference.  Really tied the whole old, poor and angry thing together.
Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 09:40:55 AM
Someone check this guy's IP address, bet its one of those government welfare ones.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Cire on October 06, 2012, 09:44:07 AM
Someone check this guy's IP address, bet its one of those government welfare ones.

Kck public library
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hemmy on October 06, 2012, 09:52:26 AM
what a hurtful thread :frown:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:52:30 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2F9v6eev3j3%2Fsnyder.jpg&hash=faa6627a7603624120a4ef85cff3f5f0c66cbb59) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 09:54:29 AM
What kind of man scours the Internet for photos like that?

Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: steve dave on October 06, 2012, 09:54:56 AM
pretty gross ku farmer guy
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Cire on October 06, 2012, 09:57:05 AM
#phoghumor
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:57:22 AM
And that is how you win a thread
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 09:59:00 AM
super old ku fan is getting pretty creepy.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: steve dave on October 06, 2012, 09:59:09 AM
#phoghumor

it's quite the deal
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 10:04:46 AM
Seems like ku fans are totally obsessed with KSU but we are pretty "meh" about them.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 10:09:01 AM
Rip Rip Rip
Rap Rap Rap
K-State Girls Have Got the Clap!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthedirty.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2FDIRTY_phpdg4zS2.jpg&hash=c12c93485dce4949fc78e5d44d616d1281cc4ae2)
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on October 06, 2012, 10:09:23 AM
Troll gets trolled in his own trolling thread.   :lol:
Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 10:15:49 AM
This is painful to watch.
Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 10:18:24 AM
Probably isn't even his fault.  Loads of those ku farmer types were raped by members of their own family.  It's an epidemic in their culture. 

That's partially why they have such a huge social work school....those are the only role models they grow up with.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
LOL, his dial up got knocked off because his great grand daughter had to make a call
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: DQ12 on October 06, 2012, 10:28:23 AM
This guys sucks at bbs'ing. 
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 06, 2012, 10:29:49 AM
You guise, I think that Snyder photo is photo shopped.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: _33 on October 06, 2012, 10:31:01 AM
Hope he posts a facepalm gif soon.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: yoEMAW on October 06, 2012, 10:34:38 AM
I've been expecting this ever since Meadowlark Estates got their "cyber cafe" put in. Unfortunately this is only the beginning.  :frown:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 10:40:11 AM
Sorry guys, had to shower. That is what we do, we big city elitist metrosexuals, we shower.
Title: Re: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: CHONGS on October 06, 2012, 10:43:49 AM
Sorry guys, had to shower. That is what we do, we big city elitist metrosexuals, we shower.
I think you are arguing with the wrong message board.   Too many tabs open?
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 10:50:03 AM
Posts gay porn, goes to take 40 minute shower?

creepy
Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2012, 10:52:14 AM
Posts gay porn, goes to take 40 minute shower?

creepy

It really is.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 06, 2012, 11:19:29 AM
This really hurt to read all this.   :blindfold:
Title: Re: Re: Cell Phone Insiders
Post by: michigancat on October 06, 2012, 12:49:48 PM
never
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: ChiComCat on October 06, 2012, 01:56:48 PM
lol @ the farmer that brags about taking a shower.  It just shows there is some things that EMAW takes for granted.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: 0.42 on October 06, 2012, 02:19:07 PM
 :bill:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pittcat on October 06, 2012, 02:55:21 PM
lol @ the farmer that brags about taking a shower.  It just shows there is some things that EMAW takes for granted.

The funny part about it? He was totally being serious! Like, "hey guys, eff off!  It's my month to shower, and I won't choose elite BBSing over getting rid of these mites!! If only I could afford soap."
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 06, 2012, 02:58:30 PM
Where did that pig fuker go?
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: yoEMAW on October 06, 2012, 03:00:47 PM
Where did that pig fuker go?

The nurses put them down for a nap after their "showers" (sponge baths) usually.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Rams on October 06, 2012, 03:03:04 PM
can't believe I just caught up on this thread.  I always miss the fun stuff. :frown:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: EMAWzified on October 06, 2012, 04:27:35 PM
Notice how that "shower" corresponded with Matlock reruns. Just saying.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2012, 04:30:19 PM
Notice how that "shower" corresponded with Matlock reruns. Just saying.

lolz
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: AST on October 06, 2012, 04:45:12 PM
can't believe I just caught up on this thread.  I always miss the fun stuff. :frown:

 :cheers:
me 2 bro, me 2...
Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: felix rex on October 21, 2012, 04:42:36 PM
omg, the BCS talking point. BMW SOCK

This is maybe my fave phog talking point. Probably because of how it pairs so well with the "grapes only pay attention to the decade they were good" talking point. I get a little annoyed when a kstater on the phog points it out to them. Because I don't want it to go away ever.

Yeah, it is fantastic.  Never won the big 12.... :billdance:

Oh man. UDK.

"In the program’s 15 bowl game appearances, Kansas State only made one appearance in a BCS bowl."
Title: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Pete on October 21, 2012, 04:45:20 PM
In two more years the distinction of "BCS" will be gone.

Our Fiesta Bowl victory will valued appropriately.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: ben ji on October 21, 2012, 04:45:29 PM
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2485&t=9995056

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Seriously. Why even have a football program?
Why not just discontinue it like U of Chicago and focus on actual academics?

It's embarrassing. It's expensive.
And I can't believe anyone comes to KU for the football games. It has to be massively revenue negative even with the enrollment angle.

If we would devote the funds and resources to academics and professors and endowments we waste on this crap, we could be an amazing university.

I love football. And I love college football. But this is crap.
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: SdK on October 22, 2012, 12:35:51 AM
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When I go home people'll ask me, "Why do you do it man? What, you some kinda KU football junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a ******* word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.

Is this from something? or does this guy really feel that way?  :facepalm:
Title: Re: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 22, 2012, 12:37:07 AM
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When I go home people'll ask me, "Why do you do it man? What, you some kinda KU football junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a ******* word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.

Is this from something? or does this guy really feel that way?  :facepalm:

Black Hawk Down.  Eric Bana's delta force character.  That's good crap for a KU fan.  Props.