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Title: Pachall
Post by: EllToPay on October 04, 2012, 09:13:16 AM
:sdeek:
Title: TCU's Quarterback Looks like a Drunk Driver, is a Drunk Driver
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on October 04, 2012, 09:13:31 AM
RT @NBCDFW: TCU starting QB Casey Pachall was arrested overnight Wednesday for DWI, Fort Worth police say.
Title: Re: TCU's Quarterback Looks like a Drunk Driver, is a Drunk Driver
Post by: AppleJack on October 04, 2012, 09:14:08 AM
/attempted murder. sad, really.
Title: Re: TCU's Quarterback Looks like a Drunk Driver, is a Drunk Driver
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 09:14:44 AM
they gotta boot him now after the drug stuff during the summer, right?
Title: Re: TCU's Quarterback Looks like a Drunk Driver, is a Drunk Driver
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 04, 2012, 09:16:16 AM
they gotta boot him now after the drug stuff during the summer, right?

It's Patterson will handle it in house.  He isn't messing up his first season in the Big 12
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Mr Bread on October 04, 2012, 09:17:25 AM
He needs help you guys.  The worst thing for him right now would be to not play football.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 09:19:44 AM
probably just saved paul roads' job
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: EllToPay on October 04, 2012, 09:19:57 AM
Easy win for Roads this week, right?
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 04, 2012, 09:22:07 AM
schemin  :billdance:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 04, 2012, 09:23:51 AM
time for us to start sending emails to tcu president with all of them saying that we are old alumni and how embarassing this is and that this kid needs to be disassociated from the university immediately?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 04, 2012, 09:24:34 AM
I heard over on tmb that geno smith has cocaine issues, might be next... can anyone confirm?
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 09:24:59 AM
Dear sir/madam:

I told you that you mumped up when you allowed that pot head back on the team...BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN!

love,
steve dave
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: ben ji on October 04, 2012, 09:25:47 AM
"Fort Worth Police Department How can I help you"

"Umm yes, I just saw a youngster leaving Dave and Busters and he seemed too intoxicated to properly operate a vehicle"

"What did this man look like"

"Red hair, thats all I saw"

"Dont worry sir, we know him well, thank you"

 :bill:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: 8manpick on October 04, 2012, 09:26:25 AM
time for us to start sending emails to tcu president with all of them saying that we are old alumni and how embarassing this is and that this kid needs to be disassociated from the university immediately?  :dunno:

Should I use my @ksu.edu email address?
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 04, 2012, 09:26:45 AM
rough ridin' gingers....
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 04, 2012, 09:28:00 AM
Guy is a total dbag. Has an "8" shaved into his head and wears Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) eye black makeup. I hope they roughed him up in jail.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: pissclams on October 04, 2012, 09:29:46 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2Fuspw_5821120.jpg&hash=3b5449a66f302435947f5ac5fea674c8f53d8d21)
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 04, 2012, 09:30:02 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-JB863-tIiwI%2FThtvKxdwvcI%2FAAAAAAAACjc%2F5w1jR5eCPZA%2Fs1600%2FCasey%252BPachall%252BParties%252B01.jpg&hash=51600ac952e9c395e2573e6534256eec5276c9d0)
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: pissclams on October 04, 2012, 09:31:54 AM
^omg :lol:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 04, 2012, 09:32:41 AM
He is very self conscious about his acne scarring.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Institutional Control on October 04, 2012, 09:32:59 AM
I'll bet he would never sing a church hymn on the Dan Patrick Show.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: puniraptor on October 04, 2012, 09:44:00 AM
I think he is disguising himself so when all these booze and blow pics show up on facebook he cant be identified.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 04, 2012, 09:44:59 AM
Is that olathe east kid still a backup qb at tcu?
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Unruly on October 04, 2012, 09:48:28 AM
Let the meltdown begin:

http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/index.php?showtopic=160790&st=0
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: 3maw on October 04, 2012, 09:49:35 AM
question. was the dwi in one of those weird dry countys in texas where if you register at all then you're under the influence, or was it ft worth area so it wasnt super conservative. i feel like this might be worth considering for patterson/tcu admin.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: kso_FAN on October 04, 2012, 09:50:20 AM
He needs help you guys.  The worst thing for him right now would be to not play football.

Yes, this is a classic situation in which a young man needs football more than football needs a young man. The proper thing to do would be to let him play.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 09:50:25 AM
Quote
Seriously, if he really got arrested for DWI last night - in the middle of the week, in the middle of the season, right before our first Big 12 game

 :lol:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 04, 2012, 09:53:00 AM
I was going to create an account and offer my condolences and possibly suggest he should have been wearing is "foil man" disguise to avoid capture.  Then I noticed you had to pay just to post.  eff that..
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: 3maw on October 04, 2012, 09:53:39 AM
Quote
Seriously, if he really got arrested for DWI last night - in the middle of the week, in the middle of the season, right before our first Big 12 game

 :lol:

im hoping saying that was on purpose. if so, i  :love: killer toad aggie.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Unruly on October 04, 2012, 09:56:26 AM
Thanks LUKEmeister


EDIT - Wow that was a fast luke removal.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 04, 2012, 09:57:12 AM
Ninja delete, what now [redacted]?
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Unruly on October 04, 2012, 09:57:48 AM
Ninja delete, what now [redacted]?



 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 09:58:19 AM
Ninja delete, what now [redacted]?

Let the meltdown begin:

http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/index.php?showtopic=160790&st=0

Lmao. "RIGHT BEFORE OUR FIRST BIG 12 GAME!"

ninja quote is what's now mother rough rider
Title: Re: Re: Pachall
Post by: Spaces on October 04, 2012, 09:59:55 AM
Ninja delete, what now [redacted]?

Let the meltdown begin:

http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/index.php?showtopic=160790&st=0

Lmao. "RIGHT BEFORE OUR FIRST BIG 12 GAME!"

ninja quote is what's now mother rough rider
  :lol:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Unruly on October 04, 2012, 10:00:00 AM
And steve dave with the boss recovery.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: 8manpick on October 04, 2012, 10:01:47 AM
Ninja delete, what now [redacted]?

Let the meltdown begin:

http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/index.php?showtopic=160790&st=0

Lmao. "RIGHT BEFORE OUR FIRST BIG 12 GAME!"

ninja quote is what's now mother rough rider

So on the mods screen do deleted posts still show up in the same thread, or is there a separate place where they go?
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 10:02:24 AM
seperate place
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: mocat on October 04, 2012, 10:03:22 AM
seperate place

would love to stroll through that place  :love:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 04, 2012, 10:05:41 AM
seperate place

would love to stroll through that place  :love:

you'd think it would be a treasure trove but it really isn't.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 10:06:18 AM
it used to just be hundreds of pages of BMW posts
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 04, 2012, 10:07:24 AM
Let the meltdown begin:

http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/index.php?showtopic=160790&st=0

"Seriously, if he really got arrested for DWI last night - in the middle of the week, in the middle of the season, right before our first Big 12 game."

TCU doesn't know KU is in the Big 12.  :lol:
Title: Re: Re: Pachall
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 04, 2012, 10:07:40 AM
it used to just be hundreds of pages of BMW posts

Post the late night havs vball meltdown
Title: Re: Re: Pachall
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 04, 2012, 10:08:01 AM
Let the meltdown begin:

http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/index.php?showtopic=160790&st=0

"Seriously, if he really got arrested for DWI last night - in the middle of the week, in the middle of the season, right before our first Big 12 game."

TCU doesn't know KU is in the Big 12.  :lol:

Emo luke
Title: Re: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 10:08:55 AM
it used to just be hundreds of pages of BMW posts

Post the late night havs vball meltdown

when was that? I'll check to see if I can find it.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 04, 2012, 10:10:09 AM
Goddamnit. Sorry guys, I'm better than this, and you expect better.  I have shamed my family.  And for that I sentence myself to a public caning at the Ernie Barrett Statue this Saturday at 10AM.  I nominate dobber to do the caning because he seems really rough ridin' fair.
Title: Re: Re: Pachall
Post by: 8manpick on October 04, 2012, 10:11:45 AM
it used to just be hundreds of pages of BMW posts

Post the late night havs vball meltdown

when was that? I'll check to see if I can find it.

Someone moved it to fanning stuff
Title: Re: Re: Re: Pachall
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 04, 2012, 10:11:55 AM
it used to just be hundreds of pages of BMW posts

Post the late night havs vball meltdown

when was that? I'll check to see if I can find it.

Around midnight in other sports
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Unruly on October 04, 2012, 10:12:54 AM
Look at LUKEmesiter call out Emo LUKE
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: 8manpick on October 04, 2012, 10:14:46 AM
Quote
We aren't winning the conference anymore bc Casey was our only hope of that
Title: Re: Re: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 10:15:44 AM
it used to just be hundreds of pages of BMW posts

Post the late night havs vball meltdown

when was that? I'll check to see if I can find it.

Around midnight in other sports

weird, can't find it
Title: Re: Re: Pachall
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 04, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
Look at LUKEmesiter call out Emo LUKE

:dance:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Pachall
Post by: 8manpick on October 04, 2012, 10:17:59 AM
it used to just be hundreds of pages of BMW posts

Post the late night havs vball meltdown

when was that? I'll check to see if I can find it.

Around midnight in other sports

weird, can't find it

Someone moved it to fanning stuff

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=16306.msg620461#msg620461
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Pete on October 04, 2012, 10:18:08 AM
Let the meltdown begin:

http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/index.php?showtopic=160790&st=0

Frogeo, for sure.  Surprising number of "better off without him in the long run" type posts.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: deputy dawg on October 04, 2012, 10:19:59 AM
Obviously the cop that did the traffic stop / DUI arrest was an SMU fan....
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: slobber on October 04, 2012, 10:22:08 AM
Goddamnit. Sorry guys, I'm better than this, and you expect better.  I have shamed my family.  And for that I sentence myself to a public caning at the Ernie Barrett Statue this Saturday at 10AM.  I nominate dobber to do the caning because he seems really rough ridin' fair.
That is WAY too much responsibility for me. If you feel really guilty about, let Trim have a go with the whole caning thing. I am pretty sure he'd do it and also, he is pretty ethical (which is kind of like fair).
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: smith1051 on October 04, 2012, 10:40:45 AM
Suspended indefinitely
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 10:41:32 AM
Suspended indefinitely

unbelievable that they aren't expelling him
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: 8manpick on October 04, 2012, 10:48:49 AM
May belong in the sports betting thread, but ISU is +9.5 and +290 moneyline.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: AppleJack on October 04, 2012, 10:49:23 AM
May belong in the sports betting thread, but ISU is +9.5 and +290 moneyline.

off the board for me.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: _33 on October 04, 2012, 10:52:55 AM
Post some of my deleted posts.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: EMAWican on October 04, 2012, 10:57:36 AM
So now with Pachall that makes like what, 21 players that Patterson has lost this year?
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 04, 2012, 10:59:05 AM
Post some of my deleted posts.

Ian Poulter is an ugly dork.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Pete on October 04, 2012, 10:59:22 AM
May belong in the sports betting thread, but ISU is +9.5 and +290 moneyline.

Thank can't be the updated number, can it?
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Boom Roasted on October 04, 2012, 12:27:29 PM
Roddog did a great job riling up the tucks over there.

The way they talk about their backup you would think they had #life 2.0  :jerk:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: _33 on October 04, 2012, 12:28:58 PM
Post some of my deleted posts.

Ian Poulter is an ugly dork.

lol
Title: Re: TCU's Quarterback Looks like a Drunk Driver, is a Drunk Driver
Post by: American Standard on October 04, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
they gotta boot him now after the drug stuff during the summer, right?
He'll be gone. We will still thump the farmers.
Title: Re: TCU's Quarterback Looks like a Drunk Driver, is a Drunk Driver
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 04, 2012, 12:43:34 PM
they gotta boot him now after the drug stuff during the summer, right?
He'll be gone. We will still thump the farmers.

Man, you Mustang fans are confident.
Title: Re: TCU's Quarterback Looks like a Drunk Driver, is a Drunk Driver
Post by: Mr Bread on October 04, 2012, 12:45:15 PM
they gotta boot him now after the drug stuff during the summer, right?
He'll be gone. We will still thump the farmers.

Man, you Mustang fans are confident.

They derive it from their strong Methodist beliefs and core values.  It's one of the benefits of really buying into Methodism. 
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: American Standard on October 04, 2012, 12:48:44 PM
Suspended indefinitely

unbelievable that they aren't expelling him
Assume sarcasm. Strike 2 and likely off the team. The school can't expell him for something regular students are frequently guilty of. Time to move on.

Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 04, 2012, 12:50:40 PM
Suspended indefinitely

unbelievable that they aren't expelling him
Assume sarcasm. Strike 2 and likely off the team. The school can't expell him for something regular students are frequently guilty of. Time to move on.

I thought drinking was strongly discouraged by the Methodists.
Title: Re: TCU's Quarterback Looks like a Drunk Driver, is a Drunk Driver
Post by: 0.42 on October 04, 2012, 12:52:41 PM
they gotta boot him now after the drug stuff during the summer, right?
He'll be gone. We will still thump the farmers.

Boy, you SFA lumberjacks sure are confident for a team that couldn't even beat Texas State :lol:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: CNS on October 04, 2012, 12:54:47 PM
Should be a rule that once you are caught for something severe( in this case, drug dealing), the lighter crap can't be held against you.  TCU would still have their dumbass and McDonald wouldn't have a dog issue.

"son, you were pulled over and found to be intoxicated"
"Hello, drug dealer(points to self and uses voice full of attitude).  See you tomorrow at practice gramps."

Title: Re: TCU's Quarterback Looks like a Drunk Driver, is a Drunk Driver
Post by: Institutional Control on October 04, 2012, 12:55:13 PM
they gotta boot him now after the drug stuff during the summer, right?
He'll be gone. We will still thump the farmers.

Boy, you SFA lumberjacks sure are confident for a team that couldn't even beat Texas State :lol:

I think it's the 500 yards of offense they put up on Baylor a few weeks ago that is swelling their heads.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: wes mantooth on October 04, 2012, 01:01:30 PM
Can we finally kick SMU out of the Big XII?  This Pachall thing is the final straw for me.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 01:05:23 PM
their entire team looks like they stink really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Pete on October 04, 2012, 01:15:02 PM
Should be a rule that once you are caught for something severe( in this case, drug dealing), the lighter crap can't be held against you.  TCU would still have their dumbass and McDonald wouldn't have a dog issue.

"son, you were pulled over and found to be intoxicated"
"Hello, drug dealer(points to self and uses voice full of attitude).  See you tomorrow at practice gramps."

This is a fantastic idea.  Would have saved a Canadian friend of mine some time.
Title: Pachall out...
Post by: bakerman on October 04, 2012, 01:58:31 PM
Everyone continues not picking ISU at TCU in THE ED's game.

http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/tcu-quarterback-casey-pachall-arrested-on-suspicion-of-driving-while-intoxicated-100412
Title: Re: Pachall out...
Post by: Institutional Control on October 04, 2012, 02:02:36 PM
I think June Jones will rally the team around the backup QB. They'll be fine.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: bakerman on October 04, 2012, 02:33:21 PM
shazbot!, sorry about the lukerman, didn't see the other thread.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 04, 2012, 02:36:22 PM
Should transfer to MU
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Legit Elite on October 04, 2012, 03:02:39 PM
MCMW except when your C's get arrested during the season.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Legit Elite on October 04, 2012, 03:13:50 PM
Poor Casey...

http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/10/04/4311071/tcu-quarterback-casey-pachall.html (http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/10/04/4311071/tcu-quarterback-casey-pachall.html)
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: jtksu on October 04, 2012, 03:21:06 PM
I had no idea just how mumped up hi face is.  No wonder he drinks so heavily.  T's and P's to that poor mother rough rider.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 04, 2012, 03:22:29 PM
I had no idea just how mumped up hi face is.  No wonder he drinks so heavily.  T's and P's to that poor mother rough rider.

I feel bad for the kid.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: MadCat on October 04, 2012, 03:27:33 PM
Acne or Fire?  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Mr Bread on October 04, 2012, 03:32:52 PM
Acne or Fire?  :horrorsurprise:

No crap.  There are literally facial burn victims that wouldn't take his complexion.  eff that.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 04, 2012, 03:35:23 PM
Guys I think I see the Mars Rover in there!  :sdeek:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.star-telegram.com%2Fsmedia%2F2012%2F10%2F04%2F10%2F59%2FBRLwB.St.58.jpg&hash=9e47bbe24a2887df11bb9578282f3dbc08f506a9)

Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 04, 2012, 03:37:30 PM
Odds that he is also a Juggalo?
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: doom on October 04, 2012, 03:38:02 PM
Acne or Fire?  :horrorsurprise:

No crap.  There are literally facial burn victims that wouldn't take his complexion.  eff that.

I think the toxins in the alcohol just made parts of his face puffy.  I'm not a degenerate boozer, so I'm not sure how that works.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: MadCat on October 04, 2012, 03:38:38 PM
Guys I think I see the Mars Rover in there!  :sdeek:
I read somewhere that the acronym for some department at NASA is printed in Braille when it roams amongst the craters.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Unruly on October 04, 2012, 03:40:54 PM
Odds that he is also a Juggalo?


1.5:1.


Tops.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: jtksu on October 04, 2012, 03:41:53 PM
He looks like some degenerate, habitual meth user who is in and out of jail on a regular basis.  Oh, he was also attacked with a cheese grater.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: 'taterblast on October 04, 2012, 04:00:58 PM
i would never sign anyone like that to MY football team
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: stunted on October 04, 2012, 04:05:14 PM
I dislike TCU, but Pachall is awesome.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Mr Bread on October 04, 2012, 04:08:43 PM
I dislike TCU, but Pachall is awesome for bulimic people to throw up to.

fify
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: deputy dawg on October 04, 2012, 04:20:45 PM
Acne or Fire?  :horrorsurprise:

One, but not both.  Put out fire on his face with an ice pick.
Title: Pachall
Post by: Pete on October 04, 2012, 04:24:24 PM
Acne or Fire?  :horrorsurprise:

One, but not both.  Put out fire on his face with an ice pick.

This sounds right.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Institutional Control on October 04, 2012, 04:47:33 PM
They said on the radio this afternoon that Pachall voluntarily confessed to doing coke and X last night.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: MadCat on October 04, 2012, 04:52:32 PM
They said on the radio this afternoon that Pachall voluntarily confessed to doing coke and X last night.

After that I bet he would be content with just how awesome his face feels while he's running around the block.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 04:57:22 PM
if my face looked like that I would do yay and molly 24/7
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 05:38:38 PM
And Gary Peterson confirms that he will be suited up and on the sideline saturday. Unbelievable. What a trash program. Should have never let them in the conference.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Legit Elite on October 04, 2012, 05:48:36 PM
And Gary Peterson confirms that he will be suited up and on the sideline saturday. Unbelievable. What a trash program. Should have never let them in the conference.
source?

Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2012, 05:50:15 PM
And Gary Peterson confirms that he will be suited up and on the sideline saturday. Unbelievable. What a trash program. Should have never let them in the conference.
source?

Mac Engel ?@MacEngelProf
Gary Patterson speaks: Casey Pachall will be on the sidelines

http://sportsblogs.star-telegram.com/mac-engel/2012/10/gary-patterson-speaks-casey-pachall-will-be-on-the-sidelines.html
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Legit Elite on October 04, 2012, 05:54:31 PM
Prob feel sorry for him case he's a picker
Title: Pachall
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on October 04, 2012, 07:24:49 PM
He'll probably be drunk as crap at the game on Saturday.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: jtksu on October 04, 2012, 07:26:15 PM
I just hope the staff keeps a close eye on the keys to the golf carts.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: ManBearPig on October 04, 2012, 08:01:54 PM
if my face looked like that I would do yay and molly 24/7
Those are only for beautiful people.. :cool:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: SdK on October 04, 2012, 08:08:22 PM
Why does that one guy have KellyinVegas as his sig?
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: ManBearPig on October 04, 2012, 08:14:20 PM
Guys I think I see the Mars Rover in there!  :sdeek:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.star-telegram.com%2Fsmedia%2F2012%2F10%2F04%2F10%2F59%2FBRLwB.St.58.jpg&hash=9e47bbe24a2887df11bb9578282f3dbc08f506a9)
It really explains why he wears all that eyeblack and has a douchey haircut
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 04, 2012, 08:15:54 PM
You have to be pretty heartless not to feel for the guy.  really
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 04, 2012, 08:30:23 PM
He'll be on the sidelines and suited up, but "will not play. Win, lose or draw" according to GP
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: 8manpick on October 04, 2012, 08:41:53 PM
if my face looked like that I would do yay and molly 24/7
Those are only for beautiful people.. :cool:
:cool:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: jtksu on October 04, 2012, 08:42:21 PM
Weird indefinite suspension.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: 'taterblast on October 04, 2012, 08:44:34 PM
You have to be pretty heartless not to feel for the guy.  really

 :dubious:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: SdK on October 04, 2012, 08:48:20 PM
You have to be pretty heartless not to feel for the guy.  really

 :dubious:

Evidently for some folks it's TSC(hristians).  :blank:

Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 04, 2012, 08:58:36 PM
I am not kidding, you can tell he hates having acne scars, and its not his fault.  I wish him the best.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: SdK on October 04, 2012, 09:01:57 PM
Ok. TSC(raters)
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 04, 2012, 09:03:08 PM
the way he's handling this really makes "it's patterson" hurt. what a great coach.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: ManBearPig on October 04, 2012, 09:17:03 PM
the way he's handling this really makes "it's patterson" hurt. what a great coach.
A great coach that needs to learn to double knot his shoes...every game ive watched they've cut away to him tying his shoes..Neek would never let that happen with Bill :billdance:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: MadCat on October 05, 2012, 09:29:12 AM
Snyder knows swimming; he probably knows all sorts of sailor knots.  I'm sure he is fully capable of maintaining the Cortezes
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Mr Bread on October 05, 2012, 10:31:04 AM
I am not kidding, you can tell he hates having acne scars, and its not his fault.  I wish him the best.

Wikipedia says someone should have pissed on his face.

"Human Urine
Anecdotal evidence suggests that the application of human urine to the face, called urotherapy, or to other affected areas can significantly reduce the appearance of acne and improve the look of skin with little-or-no negative side effects."
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: "storm"nut on October 05, 2012, 10:37:54 AM
Good coaches put the team over any morals. And Gary is doing this at a school with Christian in its name.  :thumbsup:


Remember the time Old Balls tried to recruit the kid that shot and killed that other guy. Too bad Old Balls backed down.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: slobber on October 05, 2012, 10:43:08 AM
I am not kidding, you can tell he hates having acne scars, and its not his fault.  I wish him the best.

Wikipedia says someone should have pissed on his face.

"Human Urine
Anecdotal evidence suggests that the application of human urine to the face, called urotherapy, or to other affected areas can significantly reduce the appearance of acne and improve the look of skin with little-or-no negative side effects."
<Mr. Bread, on his first goEMAW roadtrip to TX, as the officers are putting him in handcuffs because he was pissing on Pachall's face> "But officer, I was not disrespecting him. I am a Doctor! It's science! Trim! Limestone! Get me out of this!!"  :curse:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Branson Bound on October 05, 2012, 11:16:24 AM
I simply canot believe that so many of our "fans" wanted Patterson to coach here instead of legendary hall of fame head coach LHC Bill Snyder. Patterson is nothing but a drug pimp and his players are as dirty as they come. He might have been able to beat mountain west teams with players who were high on dope but coach Snyder's team of clean upstanding men are going to beat his stoners into the stone age.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: 8manpick on October 05, 2012, 11:17:27 AM
MCMW
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: ben ji on October 05, 2012, 11:18:25 AM
I simply canot believe that so many of our "fans" wanted Patterson to coach here instead of legendary hall of fame head coach LHC Bill Snyder. Patterson is nothing but a drug pimp and his players are as dirty as they come. He might have been able to beat mountain west teams with players who were high on dope but coach Snyder's team of clean upstanding men are going to beat his stoners into the stone age.

BEAT THE STONERS INTO THE STONE AGE!!![/b][/i]
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: "storm"nut on October 05, 2012, 11:19:53 AM
I simply canot believe that so many of our "fans" wanted Patterson to coach here instead of legendary hall of fame head coach LHC Bill Snyder. Patterson is nothing but a drug pimp and his players are as dirty as they come. He might have been able to beat mountain west teams with players who were high on dope but coach Snyder's team of clean upstanding men are going to beat his stoners into the stone age.

I love people that list detriments to a person's character when they are actually advantages.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Institutional Control on October 05, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
I simply canot believe that so many of our "fans" wanted Patterson to coach here instead of legendary hall of fame head coach LHC Bill Snyder. Patterson is nothing but a drug pimp and his players are as dirty as they come. He might have been able to beat mountain west teams with players who were high on dope but coach Snyder's team of clean upstanding men are going to beat his stoners into the stone age.

Purplest bleeder
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 09, 2012, 11:58:10 AM
Looks like Pachall is headed to rehab.  Doubt we'll see him back this season.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: puniraptor on October 09, 2012, 12:00:03 PM
His only hope of recovery is complete separation from disgusting enabler Gary Patterson.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Panjandrum on October 09, 2012, 12:03:38 PM
I simply canot believe that so many of our "fans" wanted Patterson to coach here instead of legendary hall of fame head coach LHC LHC Bill Snyder. Patterson is nothing but a drug pimp and his players are as dirty as they come. He might have been able to beat mountain west teams with players who were high on dope but coach Snyder's team of clean upstanding men are going to beat his stoners into the stone age.

And if we play Oregon in a bowl game, those stoners are going to run circles around this team.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 09, 2012, 12:33:44 PM
Good luck bumpy face.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Branson Bound on October 09, 2012, 01:46:34 PM
His only hope of recovery is complete separation from disgusting enabler Gary Patterson.

I agree, and I'm glad that he is finally seeking help, as should the rest of the doped up druggees on that team.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Branson Bound on October 09, 2012, 01:47:52 PM
I simply canot believe that so many of our "fans" wanted Patterson to coach here instead of legendary hall of fame head coach LHC LHC Bill Snyder. Patterson is nothing but a drug pimp and his players are as dirty as they come. He might have been able to beat mountain west teams with players who were high on dope but coach Snyder's team of clean upstanding men are going to beat his stoners into the stone age.

And if we play Oregon in a bowl game, those stoners are going to run circles around this team.

Hippies go to Oregon but they don't play football. Chip Kelly might be a cheater but he is no drug pimp.
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: kstatefan11 on October 09, 2012, 02:04:31 PM
I simply canot believe that so many of our "fans" wanted Patterson to coach here instead of legendary hall of fame head coach LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder. Patterson is nothing but a drug pimp and his players are as dirty as they come. He might have been able to beat mountain west teams with players who were high on dope but coach Snyder's team of clean upstanding men are going to beat his stoners into the stone age.

And if we play Oregon in a bowl game, those stoners are going to run circles around this team.

Hippies go to Oregon but they don't play football. Chip Kelly might be a cheater but he is no drug pimp.


http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7819621/ncf-oregon-ducks-deny-drug-culture-eugene-espn-magazine (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7819621/ncf-oregon-ducks-deny-drug-culture-eugene-espn-magazine)

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Pachall
Post by: Branson Bound on October 09, 2012, 02:11:23 PM
I simply canot believe that so many of our "fans" wanted Patterson to coach here instead of legendary hall of fame head coach LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder. Patterson is nothing but a drug pimp and his players are as dirty as they come. He might have been able to beat mountain west teams with players who were high on dope but coach Snyder's team of clean upstanding men are going to beat his stoners into the stone age.

And if we play Oregon in a bowl game, those stoners are going to run circles around this team.

Hippies go to Oregon but they don't play football. Chip Kelly might be a cheater but he is no drug pimp.


http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7819621/ncf-oregon-ducks-deny-drug-culture-eugene-espn-magazine (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7819621/ncf-oregon-ducks-deny-drug-culture-eugene-espn-magazine)

 :dunno:

 :surprised: Jiminy Christmas! I knew the left coast likes their mary jane, but I guess I was just giving ol' Drip Kelly the benefit of the doubt. I hope we face these guys in January now. It will be the biggest beatdown they don't remember!