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Title: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 02, 2012, 06:08:16 PM
He's a KU alum. I saw him at the bench press (he was only doing sets of 135Ibs). Anyways, I saw him to start to struggle on the 4th rep. He started screaming "fanning, help, please!" Seeing he was in trouble I rushed over to him. As he started to push the bar towards me, I said: "SIKE"! I let the bar fall on his chest and ran away.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Frankenklein on October 02, 2012, 06:09:54 PM
  "SIKE"
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: wes mantooth on October 02, 2012, 06:10:35 PM
kind of a douche move really.  is he okay?
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: EllToPay on October 02, 2012, 06:11:04 PM
kind of a douche move really.  is he okay?

no crap. christ...
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: EllToPay on October 02, 2012, 06:11:42 PM
you know, we should make one of those threads where we hate on the other team and act like we're going to hurt them real bad. those are always great.
Title: Re: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: SwiftCat on October 02, 2012, 06:12:02 PM
  "SIKE"

:lol:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 02, 2012, 06:13:15 PM
 :dubious:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Chico on October 02, 2012, 06:19:39 PM
I was walking down the hallway at work today and I heard the ku guy (JCCC grad) hollering from the men's restroom.  I walked in and he said he was stranded in a stall without any toilet paper and asked if I could throw some over to him.  I looked in the stall next to his, saw that it was fully stocked, then said, "It looks like this one is out, too.  That sucks for you dude.  Don't even come near my office the rest of the day."  Then ran out with all the backup tp and threw it in the dumpster out back. 

Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: DQ12 on October 02, 2012, 06:51:52 PM
I was tutoring some kids at the local Y tonight and this one kid was wearing a KU shirt and this other kid was wearing a K-State shirt and the K-State kid was having some issues with a long division problem and the KU kid went over and helped him out with it.  Later on, the KU youngster was struggling with some basic algebra and the K-State kid helped him out.

It was really pretty great.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 02, 2012, 06:59:14 PM
Had to go back to the office late Monday night the weekend after the OU game.  Wore a gray K-State shirt (purple letters).  Cute coworker who works the late shift was just leaving as I was going in.  She said hi and what are you doing here so late, etc etc so explained I was here for a server reboot.  Noticed she was wearing an OU Sooners shirt.  Pointed at it and said "yeah, uh sorry to hear about this weekend."  She gave me a look of horror and said "anyways!".  Security guard in the corner goes "well I'm a Texas Aggie."  We both looked at him, looked at each other and laughed and said goodnight.

Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 02, 2012, 07:04:39 PM
Ran into a KU fan the other day. Told him good luck this weekend!
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: bucket on October 02, 2012, 07:05:49 PM
I was tutoring some kids at the local Y tonight and this one kid was wearing a KU shirt and this other kid was wearing a K-State shirt and the K-State kid was having some issues with a long division problem and the KU kid went over and helped him out with it.  Later on, the KU youngster was struggling with some basic algebra and the K-State kid helped him out.

It was really pretty great.

 :curse:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 02, 2012, 07:08:35 PM
Guys remember ku fans are not the smartest or most educated so please do not stoop to their level this weekend.
We are K-State!
Go Cats!
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 02, 2012, 07:10:26 PM
We are!
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 02, 2012, 07:19:52 PM
I've killed a lot of KU fans. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, a KU girl I met on Mass Street. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some KU fan with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of KU fans. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Tubby's, so you know, keep your eyes open.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 02, 2012, 07:23:03 PM
Sure Saul, we've all seen Final Destination 12.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 02, 2012, 07:30:09 PM
I've killed a lot of KU fans. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, a KU girl I met on Mass Street. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some KU fan with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of KU fans. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Tubby's, so you know, keep your eyes open.
:lol:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: DQ12 on October 02, 2012, 07:32:17 PM
Saw a guy in a KU shirt a few months ago and held the door open for him.  He smiled and said thanks!
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 02, 2012, 07:54:16 PM
Saw a KU fan that looked kind of down. I asked him what was wrong and he said he didn't think he could make it to basketball season. So I gave him a big ol' hug and it really seemed to brighten his day!
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: goCats101 on October 02, 2012, 08:03:31 PM
Nothing like being an EMAW in Jayhawkland. Walked to campus today wearing my favorite purple Cat t-shirt. Guy in a truck with a Jayhawk flag rolled down his window while I was waiting at a busy intersection of Iowa and 15th and wished us luck this weekend, but added that "you probably won't need it."  ;) I chuckled politely, wished him a good day, and smiled as his son he was driving to school politely waved goodbye to me as the pedestrian signal came on for the cross walk. Good way to start the day!
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: CNS on October 02, 2012, 08:26:27 PM
My trainer asked me today if the game was in Manhattan. I told him I was pretty sure it was Ames.

True story.

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Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 02, 2012, 08:33:37 PM
Sounds like we've all had some crazy/different  interactions you guise.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 02, 2012, 08:36:51 PM
Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 02, 2012, 08:43:58 PM
Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
I thought it was fight club?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 02, 2012, 08:46:34 PM
Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
I thought it was fight club?  :dunno:

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Frankenklein on October 02, 2012, 08:47:03 PM
I've killed a lot of KU fans. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, a KU girl I met on Mass Street. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some KU fan with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of KU fans. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Tubby's, so you know, keep your eyes open.
"SIKE"  :dunno:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on October 02, 2012, 09:04:48 PM
My girlfriends parents are KU fans and I am nice to their face and nice behind their backs, great people.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on October 02, 2012, 09:35:02 PM
Fanning was about to have sex with a girl and noticed a KU poster in the room. When she asked him if he put the condom on he said yes but really he just pretended to put it on and threw it on the floor. She has herpes now...True story, he pm'ed me.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Bloodfart on October 02, 2012, 10:42:36 PM
Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
I thought it was fight club?  :dunno:

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 02, 2012, 10:59:19 PM
Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
I thought it was fight club?  :dunno:

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

I thought it was American Psycho.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Katpappy on October 02, 2012, 11:07:09 PM
Ran into a KU fan the other day. Told him good luck this weekend!
Was it your ole buddy Beems?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Katpappy on October 02, 2012, 11:12:38 PM
I've killed a lot of KU fans. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, a KU girl I met on Mass Street. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some KU fan with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of KU fans. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Tubby's, so you know, keep your eyes open.
When somebody is wearing a Sunflower Showdown shirt, can you tell what type of fan they are.  I think it's kind of confusing myself; you know, the Jayhawk/KSU thing and all.  :ohno: :dunno:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: yoEMAW on October 03, 2012, 12:12:01 AM
My wife and I visited her sister in Lawrence last weekend. The sister-in-law and her husband were intent on taking us to Free State Brewery while we were in town, so we obliged. As we were walking down Massachusetts Street to this brewery, I was stopped by a woman and a man on the sidewalk. "Would you help fight for gay rights?" The woman asked. I said sure, why not, and I dropped the dude next to her with a quick jab to the face. Wasn't much of a fight, but it felt good you guys. Was for a good cause too.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 03, 2012, 12:16:28 AM
Ran into a KU fan the other day. Told him good luck this weekend!
Was it your ole buddy Beems?  :dunno:

No, I don't see much of Beems anymore. :frown:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Mr Bread on October 03, 2012, 07:26:47 AM
Saw a KU fan and KSU fan arguing about whose university was better.  They were getting pretty angry and started shoving each other a little.  Then they realized that was silly and that they were the same and were brothers and then they made out about it. :D
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Katpappy on October 03, 2012, 07:32:07 AM
Ran into a KU fan the other day. Told him good luck this weekend!
Was it your ole buddy Beems?  :dunno:

No, I don't see much of Beems anymore. :frown:

I miss him too.  :cry:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: jde512 on October 03, 2012, 07:34:50 AM
I live down in Ar-Kansas and was wearing a K-State shirt in line at Home Depot.  The guy in line behind me noticed my shirt and says, "Small world - I went to KU."  I replied, "I'm sorry." and turned back around.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 03, 2012, 07:46:19 AM
I know this is the be nice thread but back in 2007 I was at my in-law's tailgate for the KU game.  They have an RV spot and for their income they really spend a lot of money on K-State football and basketball.  Anyway, my FIL got too nervous to watch the game inside so we went back out to the tailgate.  Talib picked off Freeman with 2 minutes to go, and he knew we were going to lose.  I remember him saying "this is our whole goddamned season, right here."  He was hurting you guys.  Then KU fans started shooting off at the mouth, so ever since then I just cannot TSC like the rest of you.  Sorry.  I can't.  eff them right in their fat rough ridin' faces.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: slobber on October 03, 2012, 07:53:36 AM
I read the story about the KU English major that was going to jump off some building in Lawrence because he couldn't get a job. I guess the news trucks were there filming it and everything. Luckily, a K-State grad was in the area and he went up to the top of the building and pushed the guy off. In the interview, the K-State grad said that pushing the guy off the building had nothing to do with KU, as he loved KU. The reason that he pushed the guy off is that he was an English major and the K-State grad knew damn good and well that the KU grad would never be able to get a decent job.

Does anybody have the video from that? Also, does anyone have a good recipe for lemon meringue pie?
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 03, 2012, 08:05:30 AM
Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
I thought it was fight club?  :dunno:

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

I thought it was American Psycho.
Don't be an idiot.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: slobber on October 03, 2012, 08:08:43 AM
Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
I thought it was fight club?  :dunno:

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

I thought it was American Psycho.
Don't be an idiot.
We need Saul to clear this up. I am pretty sure it is the boy in Ol' Yeller right before he has to kill the dog or it is George's speech when he calms Lenny down right before he has to kill him in Of Mice and Men. It is a touching and heartfelt speech and I just can't recall with 100% accuracy where it came from.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: dmartin on October 03, 2012, 08:10:53 AM
Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
I thought it was fight club?  :dunno:

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

I thought it was American Psycho.
Don't be an idiot.

guys guys guys, It's from Fantasia. Watched with the kids the other night. they've been running around the house repeating it.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Stater311 on October 03, 2012, 08:30:22 AM
I read the story about the KU English major that was going to jump off some building in Lawrence because he couldn't get a job. I guess the news trucks were there filming it and everything. Luckily, a K-State grad was in the area and he went up to the top of the building and pushed the guy off. In the interview, the K-State grad said that pushing the guy off the building had nothing to do with KU, as he loved KU. The reason that he pushed the guy off is that he was an English major and the K-State grad knew damn good and well that the KU grad would never be able to get a decent job.

Does anybody have the video from that? Also, does anyone have a good recipe for lemon meringue pie?

I remember seeing that video live on KCTV 5. Bryan Busby was in tears.

Also:
http://youtu.be/Wj1PLUcsEZU
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 03, 2012, 12:11:46 PM
Fanning was about to have sex with a girl and noticed a KU poster in the room. When she asked him if he put the condom on he said yes but really he just pretended to put it on and threw it on the floor. She has herpes now...True story, he pm'ed me.

This was the only post that made me laugh.  I rarely laugh during the KU week.  I just have trouble showing joy sometimes. 
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 03, 2012, 12:36:40 PM
The guy who comes by and empties out the trash at my desk got his undergrad and MBA from KU.  He was wearing a Jayhawk sticker on his shirt.  I told him.  "Good luck this weekend!" He said, "How did you know about this weekend?" I said... "The football game?" He said... "Oh, I have to go do 2 nights in county this weekend.  See you Monday." 
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Institutional Control on October 03, 2012, 12:43:03 PM
The guy who comes by and empties out the trash at my desk got his undergrad and MBA from KU.  He was wearing a Jayhawk sticker on his shirt.  I told him.  "Good luck this weekend!" He said, "How did you know about this weekend?" I said... "The football game?" He said... "Oh, I have to go do 2 nights in county this weekend.  See you Monday."

 :lol:
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 03, 2012, 02:03:45 PM
Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
I thought it was fight club?  :dunno:

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

I thought it was American Psycho.

You might be confused because it was actually Christian Bale, but it was when he was playing Batman.
Title: Re: Saw a coworker at the gym today...
Post by: SdK on October 03, 2012, 04:12:11 PM
I dated a KU student back in 06-07. She was the best girlfriend I ever had. I think it helped that she was from MHK though.