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Title: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on September 30, 2012, 07:29:48 PM
Do you think that fries hate them?   :confused:
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: hemmy on September 30, 2012, 07:31:37 PM
I don't know, but I hate them.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: mocat on September 30, 2012, 07:32:02 PM
Jack Stack onion rings  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 30, 2012, 07:35:09 PM
I hate it when I take a bite and the entire onion slips out of the delicious breading
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: ChiComCat on September 30, 2012, 07:37:00 PM
I think onions are basically something for fry breading to stick to so they can cook.

And yes, fries can't stand them
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: star seed 7 on September 30, 2012, 07:37:21 PM
I don't know, but I hate them.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: chunkles on September 30, 2012, 07:38:33 PM
blanc. 
there is serious camaraderie, they even love sharing the same funky ketchup.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: kim carnes on September 30, 2012, 07:40:03 PM
blanc. 
there is serious camaraderie, they even love sharing the same funky ketchup.

blancs o-rings are good
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 30, 2012, 07:41:17 PM
lol i doubt if french fries even know that onion rings exist.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 30, 2012, 08:02:35 PM
I love the onion ring in the Z-Man at OK Joe's. :drool:
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Cire on September 30, 2012, 08:08:10 PM
I hate it when I take a bite and the entire onion slips out of the delicious breading
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on September 30, 2012, 08:08:39 PM
lol i doubt if french fries even know that onion rings exist.

trust me when i say that they know that each other exist.  just trust me.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Cire on September 30, 2012, 08:09:50 PM
I like bloomin onions
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 30, 2012, 08:11:52 PM
lol i doubt if french fries even know that onion rings exist.

trust me when i say that they know that each other exist.  just trust me.

On hell yeah.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: _33 on September 30, 2012, 08:14:40 PM
Fries and onion rings are close friends. Brought together by a mutual hated for tater tots. 
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: EMAWmeister on September 30, 2012, 08:24:01 PM
I hate it when I take a bite and the entire onion slips out of the delicious breading

Yes, but then I enjoy that delicious breading.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 30, 2012, 08:28:16 PM
lol i doubt if french fries even know that onion rings exist.

trust me when i say that they know that each other exist.  just trust me.

well idk but i guess i'll take your word for it. the whole problem on the onion ring front is that there are twenty f-fries for every o-ring. like order a hamburger and you have the choice of fries or rings and you say fries...guess what? you get around forty of them. order rings? five. yep, five o-rings. it's a numbers game.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Trim on September 30, 2012, 08:30:47 PM
lol i doubt if french fries even know that onion rings exist.

trust me when i say that they know that each other exist.  just trust me.

well idk but i guess i'll take your word for it. the whole problem on the onion ring front is that there are twenty f-fries for every o-ring. like order a hamburger and you have the choice of fries or rings and you say fries...guess what? you get around forty of them. order rings? five. yep, five o-rings. it's a numbers game.

'meister is given zero fries, zero rings, no drink.  Exactly what he deserves.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 30, 2012, 08:33:55 PM
lol i doubt if french fries even know that onion rings exist.

trust me when i say that they know that each other exist.  just trust me.

well idk but i guess i'll take your word for it. the whole problem on the onion ring front is that there are twenty f-fries for every o-ring. like order a hamburger and you have the choice of fries or rings and you say fries...guess what? you get around forty of them. order rings? five. yep, five o-rings. it's a numbers game.

Hamburger with french fries is a pretty douchey order.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on September 30, 2012, 08:58:22 PM
crispy crowns > *
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Trim on September 30, 2012, 08:59:14 PM
Oles and tickets.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Cire on September 30, 2012, 09:01:44 PM
Also, you always get way too many.  I want three maybe four good sized rings, not a whole effing onion
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: catzacker on September 30, 2012, 09:03:07 PM
I feel sorry for that one fry that always ends up in the onion rings.  He just has to feel unloved.  I usually eat him first so he feels appreciated.
Title: Re: Re: Onion rings
Post by: 8manpick on September 30, 2012, 09:05:55 PM
Also, you always get way too many.  I want three maybe four good sized rings, not a whole effing onion

I want at least 80% of an onion. Share if necessary!
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: AbeFroman on September 30, 2012, 10:14:50 PM
Best onion rings i ever made was with little Apples wildcat wheat
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: jtksu on September 30, 2012, 10:24:15 PM
I saw a cooking show (Good Eats, maybe?) and they explained what not to do when making them to avoid the whole onion slipping out after one bite.  Can't remember what the trick was though.  Also, has anyone ever seen the fat grams and sodium in an awesome blossom/blooming onion thing?!  Guess thats what make em so :lick:
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: ew2x4 on September 30, 2012, 11:02:20 PM
Why is there always one fry in the order of onion rings? I think it's jealousy, not hate.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: DQ12 on September 30, 2012, 11:59:22 PM
how do tots figure into all this?  tots are boss hog, right?  rule of the roost? 
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 01, 2012, 12:15:40 AM
how do tots figure into all this?  tots are boss hog, right?  rule of the roost?

It goes:

1. Tots
2. Onion Rings
3. Fries


To answer your original question 'clams, yes, fries hate onion rings because fries are very insecure.

/thread
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 01, 2012, 02:29:45 AM
1. Good Onion Rings
2. Good Fries
3. Bad Fries
4. Bad Tater Tots
5. Bad Onion Rings


Good tater tots are a myth.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 01, 2012, 06:45:07 AM
Tots are just mumped up french fries.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: steve dave on October 01, 2012, 07:09:12 AM
lotta tot haters in this thread
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: hemmy on October 01, 2012, 07:12:06 AM
lotta tot haters in this thread

There is nothing better than Taco Johns Oles
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on October 01, 2012, 11:02:04 AM
when you think of the big 3, tots, rings, and fries, it really is hard to envision a world where they get along with each other.  i imagine they're continuously infighting, trying to secure a better position for themselves.

best rings in kc?  gosh.  winsteads or okie joes.

best tots in kc?  talk of the town

best tots in MHK?  well it used to be texas star w/a side of gravy.  but who knows anymore.  suggestions from mhk townies are welcome in this thread.

best fries in kc?  gates or okie joes
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: O-town Kat on October 01, 2012, 02:48:48 PM
Battered >>> breaded rings   
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on October 01, 2012, 03:01:51 PM
I saw a cooking show (Good Eats, maybe?) and they explained what not to do when making them to avoid the whole onion slipping out after one bite.  Can't remember what the trick was though.

Was it dipping the onion ring in corn starch before battering it?
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Ira Hayes on October 01, 2012, 04:04:44 PM
I hate it when I take a bite and the entire onion slips out of the delicious breading

Do you throw the delicious breading away?
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: puniraptor on October 01, 2012, 04:08:22 PM
I hate it when I take a bite and the entire onion slips out of the delicious breading

Do you throw the delicious breading away?

I hate when this happens and the molten hot onion flops onto your chin. This happens with so long fried pickles as well.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: CNS on October 01, 2012, 04:15:40 PM
Guys, I just saw a recipe for apple rings with cinnamon dipping sauce. 

Thinking that this could tear this thread completely apart and plan to try them as soon as I am finished unpacking the kitchen.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Mr Bread on October 01, 2012, 04:33:06 PM
Guys, I just saw a recipe for apple rings with cinnamon dipping sauce. 

Thinking that this could tear this thread completely apart and plan to try them as soon as I am finished unpacking the kitchen.

What're ya, a hobo?  Dennis the Menace called and he wants you to be the villain in his 1993 live-action American family comedy film.  Hope you like beans, CNS Casey, because that's what you're getting. 
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Skipper44 on October 01, 2012, 04:43:34 PM
I like bloomin onions

Oh man I love bloomin onions, does anyone know of a place other than The Outback that does them?  The wife's non stop complaining about eating at The Outback really harshes my fried onion buzz.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: jmlynch1 on October 01, 2012, 05:25:31 PM
Is there a difference between a bloomin onion and an awesome blossom?
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: CNS on October 01, 2012, 05:46:46 PM
Bread, had beans for lunch.  Fantastic stuff

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Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Dub on October 01, 2012, 06:22:00 PM
Is there a difference between a bloomin onion and an awesome blossom?

Exact same.. sauces are different though.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: DQ12 on October 01, 2012, 07:06:38 PM
Best tots in MHK:  Sonic Drive in EAST SIDE
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Tobias on October 01, 2012, 11:20:11 PM
enough with the tots guys :curse:
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 01, 2012, 11:24:03 PM
Tots? More like dried out pieces of diarrhea.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: DQ12 on October 01, 2012, 11:24:44 PM
Tots? More like dried out pieces of diarrhea.
Jakesie60?  More like dried out pieces of diarrhea.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 01, 2012, 11:25:30 PM
Tots? More like dried out pieces of diarrhea.
Jakesie60?  More like dried out pieces of diarrhea.

If the alternative is a tater tot, then I will take that as a compliment.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Tobias on October 01, 2012, 11:26:25 PM
never have had a stray tot in my onion rings.  probably because tots are garbage and aren't in the same league
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 01, 2012, 11:26:41 PM
Tots? More like dried out pieces of diarrhea.

WPOAT
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: DQ12 on October 01, 2012, 11:27:44 PM
You know those McD's hashbrowns that come with the breakfast meals?  Basically just a flat, oblong tot.

Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 01, 2012, 11:29:27 PM
You know those McD's hashbrowns that come with the breakfast meals?  Basically just a flat, oblong tot.

Yet they are NOT as good BK's breakfast tots
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 01, 2012, 11:31:50 PM
You know those McD's hashbrowns that come with the breakfast meals?  Basically just a flat, oblong tot.

Yet they are NOT as good BK's breakfast tots

"Yet these little pieces of dried out diarrhea are not as good as this big piece of diarrhea"
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: DQ12 on October 01, 2012, 11:36:00 PM
i want to change my vote from Sonic Drive in EAST to hibachi hut.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 01, 2012, 11:37:31 PM
You know those McD's hashbrowns that come with the breakfast meals?  Basically just a flat, oblong tot.

Yet they are NOT as good BK's breakfast tots

"Yet these little pieces of dried out diarrhea are not as good as this big piece of diarrhea"

That's strike 2 Jakesie.  You want to go for strike 3?
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on October 02, 2012, 07:31:40 AM
i want to change my vote from Sonic Drive in EAST to hibachi hut.

i wonder if they're the same ones as texas star used to cook.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 02, 2012, 08:08:02 AM
i want to change my vote from Sonic Drive in EAST to hibachi hut.

i wonder if they're the same ones as texas star used to cook.

i would say that the current hibachi hut tots are not the same and are not as good as the tots from ten years ago. while the current version is good they also seem a little bigger and not as golden when cooked. so a little bigger (more insides/less crunchy outsides) and they also don't cook them to quite the crispy/crunchyness that they used to.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on October 02, 2012, 08:09:46 AM
i like the new hibachi hut guy but if what you say is true, he made a foolish mistake
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: slobber on October 02, 2012, 08:11:53 AM
i like the new hibachi hut guy but if what you say is true, he made a foolish mistake
Who is the new Hibachi Hut guy? I worked at T-Star back in the day when John still owned it (a while ago for those of you keeping score).
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on October 02, 2012, 08:24:30 AM
i can't remember his name but he and his parents bought the place.  nice guy, donated a couple of gift certs to #fattyfest.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 02, 2012, 08:29:28 AM
i can't remember his name but he and his parents bought the place.  nice guy, donated a couple of gift certs to #fattyfest.

Kale.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on October 02, 2012, 09:49:34 AM
i can't remember his name but he and his parents bought the place.  nice guy, donated a couple of gift certs to #fattyfest.

Kale.

Yep.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 02, 2012, 10:04:02 AM
this thread is starting to remind me of one we did a while back where we talked about favorite to least potato/potatoh. if i remember correctly that universally agreed upon order was this (keep in mind this is best/most favorite to worst/least favorite).....


hashbrowns (the sliver kind and not the cubed kind)
tator tots
french fries
hasbrowns (the cubed kind and not the sliver kind)
mashed
baked


also keep in mind that this was stricly just a potato/potatoh list and did not include potato dishes like "funeral potatos" and "potatohs au gratin"
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: kso_FAN on October 02, 2012, 10:04:05 AM
Onion Rings >>> Sweet Potato Fries >>> Fries >>> Tots

Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on October 02, 2012, 10:13:04 AM
sweet potato fries are disgusting and pretty much only for women.  real men don't eat them, for sure.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: slobber on October 02, 2012, 10:17:56 AM
sweet potato fries are disgusting and pretty much only for women.  real men don't eat them, for sure.
I have a penis and no vagina. I eat them. Is my penis fake?
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on October 02, 2012, 10:21:54 AM
yes
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: puniraptor on October 02, 2012, 10:33:52 AM
sweet potato fries are disgusting and pretty much only for women.  real men don't eat them, for sure.

sweet potato fries are the golden tits. you sound like the mask.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on October 02, 2012, 10:59:39 AM
sweet potato fries are disgusting and pretty much only for women.  real men don't eat them, for sure.

sweet potato fries are the golden tits. you sound like the mask.

another penile implant patient outed
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: slobber on October 02, 2012, 11:09:06 AM
sweet potato fries are disgusting and pretty much only for women.  real men don't eat them, for sure.

sweet potato fries are the golden tits. you sound like the mask.

another penile implant patient outed
crap, we may have to start a club or something.
EDIT: We will serve sweet potato fries at all of the meetings.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: DQ12 on October 02, 2012, 11:10:54 AM
"sweet potatoes"? More like "sweet poyuckos." 
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: puniraptor on October 02, 2012, 11:23:57 AM
"sweet potatoes"? More like "sweet poyuckos."

VERY DISAPPOINTING OPINION
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Cire on October 03, 2012, 07:02:13 AM
I love sweet potatoes, sweet potato fries are the worst.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2012, 10:20:39 AM
"sweet potatoes"? More like "sweet poyuckos."

I couldn't agree more. They are frustrating because they look and smell delicious, but taste like butt.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Mr Bread on October 03, 2012, 10:32:58 AM
"sweet potatoes"? More like "sweet poyuckos."

I couldn't agree more. They are frustrating because they look and smell delicious, but taste like butt.

I am now curious whose butts you've been sampling. 
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on October 03, 2012, 10:44:53 AM
Quote
ya that pile of steaming orange flakey things- wow they look rough ridin' delicious.   


i really can't imagine thinking that.  or what would make someone think that.

:flush:
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2012, 11:39:41 AM
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ya that pile of steaming orange flakey things- wow they look rough ridin' delicious.   


i really can't imagine thinking that.  or what would make someone think that.

:flush:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwholesomemommy.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Froasted-sweet-potatoes1.jpg&hash=2c59291f97ddd7c421d154ab8f56c9eed6368854)

Looks pretty tasty to me. :dunno:
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: kso_FAN on October 03, 2012, 11:46:57 AM
Oh man...

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Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 03, 2012, 11:51:36 AM
Latkes.

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Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on October 03, 2012, 11:57:10 AM
Jewish hash browns?
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 03, 2012, 11:59:54 AM
Jewish hash browns?
Pretty much. Taste much better though. Will get dirty looks in a deli if you smother them w/ ketchup (like a hayseed)
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on October 03, 2012, 12:26:28 PM
Quote
ya that pile of steaming orange flakey things- wow they look rough ridin' delicious.   


i really can't imagine thinking that.  or what would make someone think that.

:flush:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwholesomemommy.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Froasted-sweet-potatoes1.jpg&hash=2c59291f97ddd7c421d154ab8f56c9eed6368854)

Looks pretty tasty to me. :dunno:

hey carrots, guess who stole your identity?  that's right, sweet potatoes.  i told you that you should  have gotten lifelock.  dumbasses.
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: mocat on October 04, 2012, 02:29:26 PM
best tots in kc?  talk of the town

Grinders tots are always cooked (fried? baked? flambe'd?) to perfection
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: pissclams on October 04, 2012, 02:30:42 PM
best tots in kc?  talk of the town

Grinders tots are always cooked (fried? baked? flambe'd?) to perfection

oh  man forgot about those.  well well well, look at you, mr mo "tater" cat
Title: Re: Onion rings
Post by: mocat on October 04, 2012, 05:09:04 PM
best tots in kc?  talk of the town

Grinders tots are always cooked (fried? baked? flambe'd?) to perfection

oh  man forgot about those.  well well well, look at you, mr mo "tater" cat

 :love: