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Title: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on September 28, 2012, 02:00:39 PM
Merge if already discussed elsewhere...


I know a group two groups of girls over at Lawrence that Bill Self bought a round of Sex On The Beach Wet Pussy shots for.  He creeped them out.

Apparently that's his shot of choice, so if you see him out maybe buy him one.  Also, he's planning to get a separation from his wife.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: pissclams on September 28, 2012, 02:10:37 PM
harley day!

he drives this to the bars to impress the beautiful babes of the harvard of the plains?

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Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 'taterblast on September 28, 2012, 02:22:49 PM
have heard 'bill self is a creep' rumors. didn't think much of them at the time but MAYBE THEY ARE TRUE
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 28, 2012, 02:36:56 PM
It's too bad Fitz doesn't cover the Hawks. He would have a very ITK drinking buddy.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Pete on September 28, 2012, 02:41:04 PM
Cheyenne Zulu just signed Bill to a large new deal.  Bill is swimming in cash.  Probably looking to Pinkel out a little bit.  I can't really blame him.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 28, 2012, 02:52:07 PM
I saw him check some girls oil (  :fatty: ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 8manpick on September 28, 2012, 02:55:44 PM
I saw him check some girls oil (  :fatty: ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

At the softball game?  Odd.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Mixed-Nutz on September 28, 2012, 03:18:19 PM
Cheyenne Zulu just signed Bill to a large new deal.  Bill is swimming in cash.  Probably looking to Pinkel out a little bit.  I can't really blame him.
Zulu is so Emaw, bit the bullet and went to ku law school just so someday he could comeback and destroy them from the inside out.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: mocat on September 28, 2012, 03:35:17 PM
I saw him check some girls oil (  :fatty: ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

Wait what the frazzle does this mean
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: treysolid on September 28, 2012, 03:42:12 PM
I saw him check some girls oil (  :fatty: ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

Wait what the frazzle does this mean

It means to stick a finger in a girls anus. So...I'm not sure if fanning actually knows what it means...because that'd be a weird thing to see unless you were on the strip club circuit with Frank.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OK_Cat on September 28, 2012, 03:43:00 PM
I saw him check some girls oil (  :fatty: ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

Wait what the frazzle does this mean

It means to stick a finger in a girls anus. So...I'm not sure if fanning actually knows what it means...because that'd be a weird thing to see unless you were on the strip club circuit with Frank.

yeah, fanning is full of crap
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 28, 2012, 03:44:17 PM
I saw him check some girls oil (  :fatty: ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

Wait what the frazzle does this mean

It means to stick a finger in a girls anus. So...I'm not sure if fanning actually knows what it means...because that'd be a weird thing to see unless you were on the strip club circuit with Frank.

yeah, fanning is full of crap
:bill:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OK_Cat on September 28, 2012, 03:45:26 PM
fanning uses the filter, doesn't know the difference between ass cleavage and chest cleavage, and doesn't know what "checking her oil" means

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 28, 2012, 03:51:54 PM
:sigh: I know what it means, dumbass. I saw bill with some youngster at 23rd st brewery after the softball game. He was slamming down some brews and it looked like he grazed her ass. So no, he didn't stick his finger in the back of her pants and reach for her crapper, but he definitely was getting flertsy.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: HELLHAMMER on September 28, 2012, 09:34:31 PM
Bill Self knows that the Johnson County lasses prefer assplay.  It's like spitting in a bucket.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on September 28, 2012, 09:36:01 PM
a) bill self loves the strange, no duh
b) new contract, now comfortable splitting that salty iguana check, no duh
c) time to party haters
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Pete on September 28, 2012, 10:06:28 PM
a) bill self loves the strange, no duh
b) new contract, now comfortable splitting that salty iguana check, no duh
c) time to party haters

Could you ever imagine LHC Bill Snyder suffering the indignity of doing a Salty Iguana commercial on local radio/TV?  Unbelievable what Bill Self will do for money/bitches.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: chum1 on September 28, 2012, 10:43:08 PM
Crush that pussy, Coach Self.
Title: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: puniraptor on September 28, 2012, 10:55:33 PM
ITK sources confirm that Bill really loves fat chicks and his wife refused to gain the weight necessary to satisfy his libido.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 29, 2012, 12:06:50 PM
Payoff for keeping his mouth.  He knows all the cheating stuff.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: kim carnes on September 29, 2012, 12:09:43 PM
pretty much every successful coach history loves trim.  thats a fact.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Trim on September 29, 2012, 12:41:27 PM
pretty much every successful coach history loves trim.  thats a fact.

:thumbs:
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 11, 2013, 04:43:27 PM
Loads of swirling rumors, so I thought we needed a new thread to put a fine point on this topic....

Please post or PM if you have knowledge of the following rumors:

1.  Extra-marital partner is friend of Bill's wife.

2.  Extra-marital partner is pregnant.

3.  Bill has moved out of his home and has an apartment.

4.  Bill is living with the pregnant Extra-marital partner.



Let's not forget that these are human beings, so when we rumor monger about them, let's try and be civil.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Unruly on February 11, 2013, 04:45:13 PM
Can confirm all of those as true.


Source B+/A-.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 11, 2013, 04:47:22 PM
You all stay classy
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 11, 2013, 04:47:32 PM
Bill is getting soft.

OR

I bet that the GF is just the sister of some huge recruit and he is pulling some last ditch effort to get the kid to KU. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: star seed 7 on February 11, 2013, 04:49:56 PM
Bill is getting soft.

OR

I bet that the GF is just the sister of some huge recruit and he is pulling some last ditch effort to get the kid to KU.

why wouldn't he just give her a job like he normally does with recruits family?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 11, 2013, 04:51:15 PM
Bill is getting soft.

OR

I bet that the GF is just the sister of some huge recruit and he is pulling some last ditch effort to get the kid to KU.

why wouldn't he just give her a job like he normally does with recruits family?

Anyone can give her a job.  Bill gave her a son/daughter and a den of sin. 


Mike Anderson was onto something. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 11, 2013, 04:53:27 PM
You all stay classy

I do not know you GCJayhawker, but if we can confirm the above rumors to be true, then goEMAW.com will locate where they are registered and get them a baby shower gift and have it sent to their new address.

Not sure what you mean about staying classy.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 11, 2013, 05:03:08 PM
You all stay classy

I was born classy which is why I love the fatties.  So...the bigger question...is that cougar single?  If yes, then the ole blumps will put on my game face.  If no, game face will still be good to roll.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 11, 2013, 05:04:55 PM
Man, if Blump got hooked up with the former Mrs. Self, just think of the bbs'n. 

Should def get to work on this, Blump.  Also, her alimony will be huge.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ben ji on February 11, 2013, 05:29:20 PM
O hey lookey here, Pete is trying to steal ben ji's thunder.

I would say  :comehere: but I'm too  :ksu: to care!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 11, 2013, 05:38:18 PM
You all stay classy

I do not know you GCJayhawker, but if we can confirm the above rumors to be true, then goEMAW.com will locate where they are registered and get them a baby shower gift and have it sent to their new address.

Not sure what you mean about staying classy.  :dunno:

That reminds me Pete you still owe me $75 for the gift we all went in on for Charlie Weis's housewarming party.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: stobblebobby on February 11, 2013, 05:39:50 PM
Bill is getting soft.

OR

I bet that the GF is just the sister of some huge recruit and he is pulling some last ditch effort to get the kid to KU.

why wouldn't he just give her a job like he normally does with recruits family?

Motherhood is the ultimate job.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ChiComCat on February 11, 2013, 05:43:35 PM
My source can confirm 1-3.  #4 is potentially true, but he can't speak to it.  Source: A-
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: p1k3 on February 11, 2013, 05:43:43 PM


2.  Extra-marital partner is pregnant.



I was told this by a B- source about a year ago. Decided to keep my mouth shut, ya know?


You all stay classy

I was born classy which is why I love the fatties.  So...the bigger question...is that cougar single?  If yes, then the ole blumps will put on my game face.  If no, game face will still be good to roll.


Same rumor suggested that she is way too young to be considered a "cougar". Think junior/senior in college type age.




Anyway, I like Pete's idea about a baby shower. goE has done fantastic things in the past. Why not now?

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 11, 2013, 05:46:04 PM
You all stay classy

I do not know you GCJayhawker, but if we can confirm the above rumors to be true, then goEMAW.com will locate where they are registered and get them a baby shower gift and have it sent to their new address.

Not sure what you mean about staying classy.  :dunno:

That reminds me Pete you still owe me $75 for the gift we all went in on for Charlie Weis's housewarming party.

I owe you then because I owe Pete $75 from the the rehab gift we sent Thomas Robinson.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: TheHamburglar on February 11, 2013, 05:53:41 PM

I was born classy which is why I love the fatties.  So...the bigger question...is that cougar single?  If yes, then the ole blumps will put on my game face.  If no, game face will still be good to roll.

Same rumor suggested that she is way too young to be considered a "cougar". Think junior/senior in college type age.

Blumpkin is talking about going after Bill's wife, not his side-piece.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 11, 2013, 05:56:05 PM
There's no USA Baby in Lawrence, right?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: wetwillie on February 11, 2013, 05:57:52 PM
Get preggo affair lady to post here, Trim has been very good in the past at poster recruitment.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 11, 2013, 05:58:55 PM
Umm, do we have a pic of bill on that motorcycle at late night? Just trying to foreshadow from last years situation in football.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ChiComCat on February 11, 2013, 06:00:31 PM
Get preggo affair lady to post here, Trim has been very good in the past at poster recruitment.

Don't think that has gone unnoticed.  Trim is currently entertaining offers from Wisconsin and OSU boards
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 11, 2013, 06:14:03 PM
Get preggo affair lady to post here, Trim has been very good in the past at poster recruitment.

Don't think that has gone unnoticed.  Trim is currently entertaining offers from Wisconsin and OSU boards

would be lateral, at best, he will never leave us
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: I_have_purplewood on February 11, 2013, 06:23:02 PM
Pretty sure Bill helped raise Trob's baby sister last year so this crap your talking about should cancel out...  The man is human.   :nono: (ftp://:nono:) 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: doom on February 11, 2013, 06:48:48 PM
Same "rumor" is going around lawrence. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 11, 2013, 07:13:55 PM
Well goddam, congrats Bill!  What an exciting time for him.  Everybody loves a baby.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Winters on February 11, 2013, 07:18:48 PM
Dave Armstrong- "WOW"
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 11, 2013, 07:19:50 PM
Received word from a family friend with a client close to the situation that divorce papers have been filed and that HCBS has moved in with the mistress.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 11, 2013, 07:20:24 PM
As a father of 6 myself, I can tell you Bill is over the moon right now.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: sys on February 11, 2013, 08:06:33 PM
he'll eff anything that moves.  don't know about pregnancies or apartments.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: p1k3 on February 12, 2013, 07:33:26 AM
Bill really let it all out last night. All the frustration, embarrassment, and lust
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ben ji on February 12, 2013, 09:41:50 AM
UPDATE-

Watched the game with my KU law school buddy. I mentioned the rumors to him last week and he finally got some confirmation from "A big time booster"

1. This isnt a new thing
2. The Self's were on the verge of getting the big D last year but decided to make it work.
3. crap hit the fan in November
4. Self moved out and MAY have a mistress
5. Big D is coming, will no be cheap.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: HELLHAMMER on February 12, 2013, 09:52:02 AM
Somewhere Ron Prince is thinking "rough ridin' Rookie".
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: cork_sniffer on February 12, 2013, 10:17:07 AM
She was sitting behind the bench last night (wife).  just fwiw. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 12, 2013, 10:31:11 AM
She was sitting behind the bench last night (wife).  just fwiw.
She'll do anything to get a piece of the pie. She's just playing the game.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 12, 2013, 10:35:30 AM
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Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 12, 2013, 10:36:48 AM
Ummm, beems. That's not bill self, dumbass. This rough ridin' guy.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 12, 2013, 10:39:40 AM
Ummm, beems. That's not bill self, dumbass. This rough ridin' guy.


(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-jnhR7_nY7xg/TW1fNBJkJ4I/AAAAAAAAAIM/lM5Dh-JmNnU/s400/steven-seagal-AP.jpg)
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 12, 2013, 10:41:24 AM
Grats, beems.  Great day for you guys.  I mean, could you imagine?

Anyway, Nadir played his brains out and I just hope that he keeps the uncharacteristic play up.  You guys are a completely diff team when you have a competent pg.

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: one time gella on February 12, 2013, 10:43:03 AM
Ummm, beems. That's not bill self, dumbass. This rough ridin' guy.

That's Cindy right behind Webs head...in the blue shirt...behind the KSU bench  :horrorsurprise:
Heard they went for chicken nuggets after the game  :party:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 12, 2013, 10:49:27 AM
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I like that tie
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 12, 2013, 10:56:47 AM
Ummm, beems. That's not bill self, dumbass. This rough ridin' guy.


(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-jnhR7_nY7xg/TW1fNBJkJ4I/AAAAAAAAAIM/lM5Dh-JmNnU/s400/steven-seagal-AP.jpg)
Why would I be mad about a misplaced picture? Weird post. 'Grats on the Super Bowl dude.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 12, 2013, 11:08:10 AM
Ummm, beems. That's not bill self, dumbass. This rough ridin' guy.


(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-jnhR7_nY7xg/TW1fNBJkJ4I/AAAAAAAAAIM/lM5Dh-JmNnU/s400/steven-seagal-AP.jpg)
Why would I be mad about a misplaced picture? Weird post. 'Grats on the Super Bowl dude.



Oh, he mad!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: fr@ck me on February 12, 2013, 11:11:44 AM
UPDATE-

Watched the game with my KU law school buddy. I mentioned the rumors to him last week and he finally got some confirmation from "A big time booster"

1. This isnt a new thing
2. The Self's were on the verge of getting the big D last year but decided to make it work.
3. crap hit the fan in November
4. Self moved out and MAY have a mistress
5. Big D is coming, will no be cheap.

One of my buddies wives was in Lawrence this year.  She said he invited her and her friends (all females) back to his place.  I also have heard from people who haven't been on campus since 06 that these rumors were going around then.  Nothing new to see here. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 12, 2013, 11:33:09 AM
Looks like it is motor boating season and my face is going to get a solid workout motor blumping Bill Self's soon-to-be ex-wife's chesticles!

This blumps for you!
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
Beams, this thread was started before the game (confirmed date/time stamp).  It has nothing to do with the big KU victory over the league's #1 team last night.


Let's all try and get back to the point here...
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: skycat on February 12, 2013, 02:40:31 PM
Looks like it is motor boating season and my face is going to get a solid workout motor blumping Bill Self's soon-to-be ex-wife's chesticles!

This blumps for you!

ew

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blump
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 12, 2013, 02:43:49 PM
Looks like it is motor boating season and my face is going to get a solid workout motor blumping Bill Self's soon-to-be ex-wife's chesticles!

This blumps for you!

ew

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blump

Baaaaaaaazing! 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 12, 2013, 03:23:25 PM
Beams, this thread was started before the game (confirmed date/time stamp).  It has nothing to do with the big KU victory over the league's #1 team last night.


Let's all try and get back to the point here...

Agreed.  Not about the upset, about Self abandoning his family and team.

Also, I know Blumpkin jokes a lot but is bet money if he tried he could dog out Self's wife before the divorce.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: lopakman on February 12, 2013, 03:38:36 PM
Get preggo affair lady to post here, Trim has been very good in the past at poster recruitment.

Don't think that has gone unnoticed.  Trim is currently entertaining offers from Wisconsin and OSU boards

At least he isn't being recruited to Arkansas' board.  If he did, he'd probably have to steal a few posters to bring with him. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 12, 2013, 03:49:06 PM

Agreed.  Not about the upset, about Self abandoning his family and team.

Also, I know Blumpkin jokes a lot but is bet money if he tried he could dog out Self's wife before the divorce.
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I do joke a lot because I have to live in hell on earth (Iowa) and it SUCKS here.  I'm hoping that since I am a Doctor, I can be good enough for a Bill Self soon-to-be ex-wife rebound.

In all seriousness I hope that the rumors surrounding a mistress being pregnant are false.  The damage on the entire family will not be good for anyone involved.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Mr Bread on February 12, 2013, 05:25:06 PM
he'll eff anything that moves.  don't know about pregnancies or apartments.

Bill shoots first and worries about babies later. 
Title: Re: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 12, 2013, 06:26:13 PM
he'll eff anything that moves.  don't know about pregnancies or apartments.

Bill shoots first and worries about babies later.

Bill's life is the basis for at least one Lil Wayne song.  Not an elite mixtape, but still a studio track.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 12, 2013, 06:31:55 PM
he'll eff anything that moves.  don't know about pregnancies or apartments.

Bill shoots first and worries about babies later.

dont we all  :gocho:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ednksu on February 12, 2013, 06:56:21 PM
he'll eff anything that moves.  don't know about pregnancies or apartments.

Bill shoots first and worries about babies later.

dont we all  :gocho:
:gocho:
can we rename this :fanning: ?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: BWebbs0 on February 12, 2013, 07:04:52 PM
Loads of swirling rumors, so I thought we needed a new thread to put a fine point on this topic....

Please post or PM if you have knowledge of the following rumors:


2.  Extra-marital partner is pregnant.

4.  Bill is living with the pregnant Extra-marital partner.



Let's not forget that these are human beings, so when we rumor monger about them, let's try and be civil.

Wouldn't you think Billy boy would've had a vasectomy?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWesome on February 12, 2013, 09:06:57 PM
Heard from a source today (I cannot grade this source as anything other than a KU fan as he works in our Topeka office, and I've only talked to him in person a handful of times) that Self was grabbed by the throat at a Lawrence bar/restaurant (can't recall what the name was, but I'd never heard of it until he said it) earlier this year by the husband of one of his lady friends and the person doing the grabbing said something to the effect of, "I don't give a eff who you are, if you eff my wife again, I'm going to kick your ass."

fwiw
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: O-town Kat on February 12, 2013, 09:16:51 PM
Heard from a source today (I cannot grade this source as anything other than a KU fan as he works in our Topeka office, and I've only talked to him in person a handful of times) that Self was grabbed by the throat at a Lawrence bar/restaurant (can't recall what the name was, but I'd never heard of it until he said it) earlier this year by the husband of one of his lady friends and the person doing the grabbing said something to the effect of, "I don't give a eff who you are, if you eff my wife again, I'm going to kick your ass."

fwiw
This was at the Salty Iguana of course.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: wetwillie on February 12, 2013, 09:19:04 PM
Do you think he refers to his dick as the salty iguana? Seems likely.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: bones129 on February 12, 2013, 09:25:22 PM
Do you think he refers to his dick as the salty iguana? Seems likely.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: michigancat on February 12, 2013, 09:28:11 PM
Do you think he refers to his dick as the salty iguana? Seems likely.

Oh, man
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 12, 2013, 09:47:32 PM
Burrito Bill

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ednksu on February 12, 2013, 10:16:00 PM
Do you think he refers to his dick as the salty iguana? Seems likely.
well played sir, well played.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: BWebbs0 on February 12, 2013, 10:46:04 PM
Do you think he refers to his dick as the salty iguana? Seems likely.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 13, 2013, 02:43:39 AM
46-3 is just killing you guys.  I mean I'm sure it sucks getting your asses kicked year in and year out by big bro, but making up nasty rumors about our coach and his family?  I wish I could say that this was a new low, but it's just another resume builder for the trashiest fanbase in the Big 12. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ksupamplemousse on February 13, 2013, 03:54:44 AM
46-3 is just killing you guys.  I mean I'm sure it sucks getting your asses kicked year in and year out by big bro, but making up nasty rumors about our coach and his family?  I wish I could say that this was a new low, but it's just another resume builder for the trashiest fanbase in the Big 12.

Honest to God I heard this from several KU fans, a couple of them are acquaintances of Bill himself, before I ever read it on a K-State message board. Maybe it's just the price of fame, maybe all the rumors have no basis in fact, but they did not start on K-State message boards. They started in the real world, in Larryville. But to answer you question, yes, 46-3 is pretty rough ridin' unbearable. I hope we get you guys again this season though, would love to get another shot at the most vulnerable KU team in the better part of a decade.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Cire on February 13, 2013, 05:56:51 AM
What are the odds beems and seff have banged the same chick?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: fr@ck me on February 13, 2013, 09:05:56 AM
What are the odds beems and seff have banged the same chick?

Not likely and it isn't because self hasn't been banging every chick he talks to.  :peek:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Mr Bread on February 13, 2013, 09:06:55 AM
What are the odds beems and seff have banged the same chick?

Not likely and it isn't because self hasn't been banging every chick he talks to.  :peek:

Wrong.  110% chance it has happened.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: fr@ck me on February 13, 2013, 09:09:14 AM
What are the odds beems and seff have banged the same chick?

Not likely and it isn't because self hasn't been banging every chick he talks to.  :peek:

Wrong.  110% chance it has happened.

So your saying Beems has a lady friend?   :tsc:  I just figured since he was a KU fan, well you know.  :opcat:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: _33 on February 13, 2013, 09:13:06 AM
fr@ck me, shut up.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 13, 2013, 09:16:15 AM
46-3 is just killing you guys.  I mean I'm sure it sucks getting your asses kicked year in and year out by big bro, but making up nasty rumors about our coach and his family?  I wish I could say that this was a new low, but it's just another resume builder for the trashiest fanbase in the Big 12.
2:43 AM post. Ole beems is at it again.  :drink: :cheers:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 13, 2013, 09:22:01 AM
If Lawrence were in Westeros, what would Bill's bastard's last name be?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Gooch on February 13, 2013, 09:22:02 AM
46-3 is just killing you guys.  I mean I'm sure it sucks getting your asses kicked year in and year out by big bro, but making up nasty rumors about our coach and his family?  I wish I could say that this was a new low, but it's just another resume builder for the trashiest fanbase in the Big 12.
2:43 AM post. Ole beems is at it again.  :drink: :cheers:
Hey Nick Russell time zones man. It was 12:43 PT.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: WildcatNkilt on February 13, 2013, 09:23:00 AM
I heard about this before I saw it on any message board from KU fans.  I PM'ed others to verify if they have heard the same.  This would be an awful rumor to start.

Also I heard long before KU curb stomped us Monday night.  This rumor was not started by butthurt fans. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllToPay on February 13, 2013, 09:23:13 AM
trashiest fanbase in the Big 12.

 :love:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: fr@ck me on February 13, 2013, 09:25:23 AM
fr@ck me, shut up.

 :ohno:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 13, 2013, 09:33:22 AM
46-3 is just killing you guys.  I mean I'm sure it sucks getting your asses kicked year in and year out by big bro, but making up nasty rumors about our coach and his family?  I wish I could say that this was a new low, but it's just another resume builder for the trashiest fanbase in the Big 12.
2:43 AM post. Ole beems is at it again.  :drink: :cheers:
Hey Nick Russell time zones man. It was 12:43 PT.
12:43 there, is like 2:43 here. Dude was posting under liquid encouragement, gooch.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Mr Bread on February 13, 2013, 11:18:37 AM
If Lawrence were in Westeros, what would Bill's bastard's last name be?

Wheat.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 13, 2013, 11:20:33 AM
If Lawrence were in Westeros, what would Bill's bastard's last name be?

Wheat.

That's good. I was thinking something like Hawk, but it's good to have an outsider's perspective. Wheat is better.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Mr Bread on February 13, 2013, 11:27:24 AM
If Lawrence were in Westeros, what would Bill's bastard's last name be?

Wheat.

That's good. I was thinking something like Hawk, but it's good to have an outsider's perspective. Wheat is better.

Yeah I thought it was more in line with Snow, Storm, Rivers, Sand, etc.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Kuts Nicked on February 13, 2013, 11:30:15 AM
If Lawrence were in Westeros, what would Bill's bastard's last name be?
topeka YMCA
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 13, 2013, 11:30:51 AM
If Lawrence were in Westeros, what would Bill's bastard's last name be?
topeka YMCA

William Devry
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 13, 2013, 11:46:58 AM
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 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Kuts Nicked on February 13, 2013, 11:54:22 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi133.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fq45%2Fkougar24%2FKState%2Fksu-case_ih-unis.jpg&hash=57af6be4b9718a10fbab71650ced97b5936f80bb)

 :lol:
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 13, 2013, 12:01:11 PM
I heard about this before I saw it on any message board from KU fans.  I PM'ed others to verify if they have heard the same.  This would be an awful rumor to start.

Also I heard long before KU curb stomped us Monday night.  This rumor was not started by butthurt fans.

Yep. It's all over Lawrence.  Though, one guy I went to high school with played football at KU, and claims to have asked "someone" in the athletic department about the rumors and they said that they are not true.  So, there you go!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 13, 2013, 12:48:31 PM
46-3 is just killing you guys.  I mean I'm sure it sucks getting your asses kicked year in and year out by big bro, but making up nasty rumors about our coach and his family?  I wish I could say that this was a new low, but it's just another resume builder for the trashiest fanbase in the Big 12.
2:43 AM post. Ole beems is at it again.  :drink: :cheers:
Hey Nick Russell time zones man. It was 12:43 PT.
12:43 there, is like 2:43 here. Dude was posting under liquid encouragement, gooch.


 :flush:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: puniraptor on February 13, 2013, 03:51:51 PM
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: JesusShuttlesworth on February 13, 2013, 04:44:49 PM
I heard about this before I saw it on any message board from KU fans.  I PM'ed others to verify if they have heard the same.  This would be an awful rumor to start.

Also I heard long before KU curb stomped us Monday night.  This rumor was not started by butthurt fans.

Yep. It's all over Lawrence.  Though, one guy I went to high school with played football at KU, and claims to have asked "someone" in the athletic department about the rumors and they said that they are not true.  So, there you go!

Did you go to Miege?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 13, 2013, 04:58:23 PM
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

I am.  I received my PhD last year.  Just finished my Post Doc in the land of the fatties (Iowa).  I studied the influence of marital relationship status trajectories on adolescent precocious life events and mental/physical health.  I'm not kidding either. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Fedor on February 13, 2013, 05:01:15 PM
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

I am.  I received my PhD last year.  Just finished my Post Doc in the land of the fatties (Iowa).  I studied the influence of marital relationship status trajectories on adolescent precocious life events and mental/physical health.  I'm not kidding either.
What a rough ridin' waste of time and effort.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: wetwillie on February 13, 2013, 06:09:12 PM
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

I am.  I received my PhD last year.  Just finished my Post Doc in the land of the fatties (Iowa).  I studied the influence of marital relationship status trajectories on adolescent precocious life events and mental/physical health.  I'm not kidding either.
What a rough ridin' waste of time and effort.

His private practice for mumped up kids of divorced wealthy parents probably does quite well
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: puniraptor on February 13, 2013, 11:11:47 PM
Dr. Blumpster's diagnosis: chronic adolescent precociousness.

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Havs on February 13, 2013, 11:17:57 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi133.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fq45%2Fkougar24%2FKState%2Fksu-case_ih-unis.jpg&hash=57af6be4b9718a10fbab71650ced97b5936f80bb)

 :lol:

THE CASE IH REDZONE!!!!

Elite jerseys.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWzified on February 13, 2013, 11:24:44 PM
I'll bet KSUblumpkin makes bank treating kids with bad person fathers like Self.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ELL3 on February 13, 2013, 11:37:56 PM
 :bill: was/is a bad father, but at least does not cheat on Sharon
 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ednksu on February 14, 2013, 01:07:32 AM
:bill: was/is a bad father, but at least does not cheat on Sharon
maybe that is why 98 happened.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 08:36:32 AM
:bill: was/is a bad father, but at least does not cheat on Sharon

How do you know?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 10:08:18 AM
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

I am.  I received my PhD last year.  Just finished my Post Doc in the land of the fatties (Iowa).  I studied the influence of marital relationship status trajectories on adolescent precocious life events and mental/physical health.  I'm not kidding either.
What a rough ridin' waste of time and effort.

Agreed.  I can't lie though, it is pretty good for my bank account.  ****KSUBlumpkin points to nuts****

fade to black.

end scene.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 14, 2013, 10:11:40 AM
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

I am.  I received my PhD last year.  Just finished my Post Doc in the land of the fatties (Iowa).  I studied the influence of marital relationship status trajectories on adolescent precocious life events and mental/physical health.  I'm not kidding either.
What a rough ridin' waste of time and effort.

Agreed.  I can't lie though, it is pretty good for my bank account.  ****KSUBlumpkin points to nuts****

fade to black.

end scene.

just another elite post for blumpkin
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 10:12:45 AM
I'll bet KSUblumpkin makes bank treating kids with bad person fathers like Self.

Exactly.  I may use this very strategy to figure out a way to motor boat Bill Self's soon to be ex-wife.  Operation KSUBlumpkin's face between Bill Self's ex-wife's jugs officially begins today.  I may have to call in some favors, but I can use the children's depression from the divorce as potentially "thrusting" material moving forward.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Cire on February 14, 2013, 10:25:44 AM
what were the findings?  what's going to happen to seff's kids?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 10:30:00 AM
what were the findings?  what's going to happen to seff's kids?

Well, it sounds like they are about to get a new daddy Blumpkin.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 10:35:07 AM
what were the findings?  what's going to happen to seff's kids?

Divorce early in the life of an adolescent (between 4-10) wasn't so bad due to the timing of the divorce.  These children were less likely to be 16 and preggers.  However, divorce during puberty or after led to eroded mental/physical health and increased the probability of dropping out of school.  Bill Self's kids are now at an increased likelihood to smoke bath salts and eat the faces off of people.  Pro-tip: I know Bill Self has a daughter and she is now 50 times more likely to have one night stands.  She may be at an increased risk for STDs, however, so protect your boy.

If Bill Self's soon to be ex-wife has several new "pool boys", the effect of the kids is devastating and they could see lows never seen (such as following Iowa State).

In all seriousness, the effects will probably be minimal due to the SES level of the family.  Therapy is critical going forward (both individual and family level therapy).
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 11:17:36 AM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWzified on February 14, 2013, 11:47:53 AM
Quote
Divorce early in the life of an adolescent (between 4-10) wasn't so bad due to the timing of the divorce.  These children were less likely to be 16 and preggers.  However, divorce during puberty or after led to eroded mental/physical health and increased the probability of dropping out of school.  Bill Self's kids are now at an increased likelihood to smoke bath salts and eat the faces off of people.  Pro-tip: I know Bill Self has a daughter and she is now 50 times more likely to have one night stands.  She may be at an increased risk for STDs, however, so protect your boy.

If Bill Self's soon to be ex-wife has several new "pool boys", the effect of the kids is devastating and they could see lows never seen (such as following Iowa State).

In all seriousness, the effects will probably be minimal due to the SES level of the family.  Therapy is critical going forward (both individual and family level therapy).

I just shake my head. I can't imagine was the poor son on the basketball team is going through. Getting schooled in practice everyday by the likes of such non-entities as Tharpe and Johnson can not be good for his self image. I think daddy needs to give him some PT to reaffirm his love and boost his self-esteem.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 14, 2013, 11:48:03 AM
I love how Blumpers is probably more mumped up than the people he treats, but it's completely benign. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 'taterblast on February 14, 2013, 12:18:23 PM
so i'm not sure if this thread was all jokes, but self is legit getting a divorce. banged a 23 year old secretary of a youth group.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 12:21:42 PM
:
so i'm not sure if this thread was all jokes, but self is legit getting a divorce. banged a 23 year old secretary of a youth group.
Good for him.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 12:23:05 PM
so i'm not sure if this thread was all jokes, but self is legit getting a divorce. banged a 23 year old secretary of a youth group.

Is that the same youth group that he does the radio commercials for?   :surprised:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 'taterblast on February 14, 2013, 12:23:49 PM
so i'm not sure if this thread was all jokes, but self is legit getting a divorce. banged a 23 year old secretary of a youth group.

Is that the same youth group that he does the radio commercials for?   :surprised:

yeah, that would make sense
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 'taterblast on February 14, 2013, 12:26:25 PM
went to the phog to see if they had any discussion about it

Quote
Rumor mongering
So, if you'd like to remain a member of this site, cease with the rumors regarding the KU coaching staff. I hope no further explanation is needed.

Thanks.

 :dubious:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 14, 2013, 12:34:01 PM
had a friend tangentially connected to the kuad tell me that she's witnessed self's "philandering." her level of concern about self leaving indicated to me that people in the administration are scared.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Fill My Bill on February 14, 2013, 12:37:28 PM
so i'm not sure if this thread was all jokes, but self is legit getting a divorce. banged a 23 year old secretary of a youth group.

Too legit, think of how many he didn't get caught for...
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Scary Smart on February 14, 2013, 12:40:36 PM
T's & P's to all involved
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 12:41:09 PM
went to the phog to see if they had any discussion about it

Quote
Rumor mongering
So, if you'd like to remain a member of this site, cease with the rumors regarding the KU coaching staff. I hope no further explanation is needed.

Thanks.

 :dubious:
They have a 4 page thread bitching about kstatefans not allowing them access to the site. Do they understand how horrible the phog is and how the mods censor the crap out of it?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 12:43:41 PM
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fanningksu and 21 Guests are viewing this topic.
:lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 14, 2013, 12:55:38 PM
if i was staring down a divorce settlement i wouldn't want a $30m contract in my name. i would get out of that contract and find another job after proceedings were finalized.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 12:58:17 PM
if i was staring down a divorce settlement i wouldn't want a $30m contract in my name. i would get out of that contract and find another job after proceedings were finalized.

yep.  KU just shot themselves when they extended him last yr.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: wetwillie on February 14, 2013, 01:02:06 PM
He owes a bunch of money if he walks away....wait he has no buyout :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ben ji on February 14, 2013, 01:07:03 PM
My ku buddy is getting a little worried, he's heard self if pretty much gone after this year, lots or smoke about the 76'rs.

I asked him who the next coach would be and he said with a straight face "Brad Stevens, no one else is acceptable"
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 01:18:43 PM
Will be awesome/hilarious when Brad Stevens mushes them in their faces.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 01:29:16 PM
Will be awesome/hilarious when Brad Stevens mushes them in their faces.

Can you imagine?  Man.

Brad would finally be telling the world what job he would leave Butler for.  None.

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 01:49:11 PM
I think Stevens would go there. Kansas is pretty much the polar opposite of Butler, though. If I were them, I would want somebody who is a proven winner in a major conference.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 02:06:45 PM
I think Stevens would go there. Kansas is pretty much the polar opposite of Butler, though. If I were them, I would want somebody who is a proven winner in a major conference.

They would take Brad, pay him more than Bill, and throw a rough ridin' parade. 

The local radio stations, the Jim Romes of the national guys, and ESPN would clear the boards and talk for the next week of KU dominance for the next 20 yrs.

SI would commission the creation of 10 NCAA trophies and present them to Brad as he took the podium to announce how excited he was to be in Lawrence and coach Naadir Thompson next season. 

CBS sports would be running clips of all the blue blood coaches crying or looking sad from past moments when they lost and would be presenting them as the reaction of other coaches across the nation.

Van Pelt would buy a house
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 02:08:18 PM
I think Stevens would go there. Kansas is pretty much the polar opposite of Butler, though. If I were them, I would want somebody who is a proven winner in a major conference.

They would take Brad, pay him more than Bill, and throw a rough ridin' parade. 

The local radio stations, the Jim Romes of the national guys, and ESPN would clear the boards and talk for the next week of KU dominance for the next 20 yrs.

SI would commission the creation of 10 NCAA trophies and present them to Brad as he took the podium to announce how excited he was to be in Lawrence and coach Naadir Thompson next season. 

CBS sports would be running clips of all the blue blood coaches crying or looking sad from past moments when they lost and would be presenting them as the reaction of other coaches across the nation.

Van Pelt would buy a house

Yes, but I don't think Brad would bring the same level of success as Bill.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
Hard to say.  I think Bill is one of the top two or three coaches in NCAA in my lifetime.

Brad is obvs amazing, but, like you said, the two places are probs pretty diff.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWzified on February 14, 2013, 02:10:07 PM
Quote
"Brad Stevens, no one else is acceptable"
Manning is about to learn how old-school racist his alma mater is.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 02:12:21 PM
Quote
"Brad Stevens, no one else is acceptable"
Manning is about to learn how old-school racist his alma mater is.

Oh man....
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 02:13:40 PM
If Stevens tells them no, they might end up with Tad Boyle. :lol: There are plenty of landmines out there for Cheyenne to navigate.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 02:14:59 PM
Larry Brown would be packed and out of TX before his bosses could finish reading the first ESPN crawler.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 02:15:44 PM
I love how Blumpers is probably more mumped up than the people he treats, but it's completely benign.

LOL...benign craziness is the best kind of craziness!  Plus it takes a psycho to know a psycho so I consider my self "well-endowed".

If Self left for the 76ers, I could see KU go after a coach like Brad Stevens or Shaka Smart.  KU would definitely throw a parade and this 23 year old secretary he banged will be enjoying a fat child support check (and I'll be motor boating Ex Mrs. Self).

I think we all come out winners to me.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: SEK_EMAW on February 14, 2013, 02:21:04 PM
Does Doc jump ship with Self, or do they promote from within and make him the HC?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 02:22:17 PM
Larry Brown would be packed and out of TX before his bosses could finish reading the first ESPN crawler.

I could see this.  Seth Greenberg, oscar Pearl and Kelvin Sampson may also be available.

Signed,

Bill "Kock Chalk 23 year old Bangkok" Self.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 02:24:16 PM
Does Doc jump ship with Self, or do they promote from within and make him the HC?

No way KU would promote Doc.  Not with the tenure he had at Nebraska.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 02:24:39 PM
Jim Larranaga is going to be a big name after this season.
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: kstater on February 14, 2013, 02:25:41 PM
Source: B-

Self offered her 3 mil to get rid of the kid, she said no and that's why Manning was in town Monday.  To rough her up a bit.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 02:36:18 PM
Source: B-

Self offered her 3 mil to get rid of the kid, she said no and that's why Manning was in town Monday.  To rough her up a bit.

Well played, well played.  I'm glad you didn't go the coat hanger/chloroform route and stayed classy with the Manning reference!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pett on February 14, 2013, 02:39:26 PM
Self (or his wife) is as good as gone after this season, we knew this guys. I'm interested to see what NBA team he lands with
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 14, 2013, 02:54:17 PM
You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 14, 2013, 02:56:18 PM
You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.

Meet at Quik Trip for a taquito?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 14, 2013, 02:58:01 PM
You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.

Meet at Quik Trip for a taquito?  :dunno:

Taquitos are delicious.  :tsc:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 03:01:28 PM
You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.

Meet at Quik Trip for a taquito?  :dunno:

Taquitos are delicious.  :tsc:

Pepper jack taquitos are awesome!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 03:02:00 PM
You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.

Meet at Quik Trip for a taquito?  :dunno:

Taquitos are delicious.  :tsc:

Pepper jack taquitos are awesome!

Favorite bait?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 14, 2013, 03:04:01 PM
I doubt Self leaves and count out oscar Pearl, he's number 2 or 3 in the kusportsTUCKS.com list of most hated coaches.

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 03:06:43 PM
Thank God.  oscar Pearl at KU would be ridic. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 14, 2013, 03:11:19 PM
Thank God.  oscar Pearl at KU would be ridic.

Oh man, wow, don't even want to think about it, and they'd be likeable (I mean not that Bill Self wouldn't be intersting to have a beer with, I mean, well, consider how distracted he'd be, but, you know, he seems snarky and stuff, but probably okay.   oscar on the other hand, the stories, "Hand to god . . . your lips to gods ears", I mean come on)

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 03:12:04 PM
KU is going to have to have some kind of fall from grace like Kentucky did with Billy Clyde before they would ever even consider a coach like oscar Pearl.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 03:12:55 PM
Hmmmmm...what about Larry Eustachy and KU?  He has kicked the Natty Lite to the curb and you don't have to worry about him having an affair with his wife as they are divorced due to a) his drinking and b) her sleeping with one of his players.  This could be the anti-Bill Self.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 03:13:28 PM
Thank God.  oscar Pearl at KU would be ridic.

Oh man, wow, don't even want to think about it, and they'd be likeable (I mean not that Bill Self wouldn't be intersting to have a beer with, I mean, well, consider how distracted he'd be, but, you know, he seems snarky and stuff, but probably okay.   oscar on the other hand, the stories, "Hand to god . . . your lips to gods ears", I mean come on)

oscar would go to the football games shirtless with his chest painted blue. :love:

Too bad they're too good for him.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 14, 2013, 03:30:23 PM
Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 03:31:54 PM
Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 03:33:27 PM
Beems, how good would you guys be with Pearl.  I mean, my god....

TSC'ing would be a natural reaction rather than something that half our fans don't do.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 14, 2013, 03:34:33 PM
Beems is always really angry even when his team wins.   Weird
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
His drug addiction puts him in mood swings. I've seen it before. Former roommate in college.  :frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ben ji on February 14, 2013, 03:53:44 PM
If KU cant get stevens who do they go after?

I think we already ruled out pearl. Maybe Jim Beiliein or whatever michigans coach's name is? Jay Wright?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ben ji on February 14, 2013, 03:54:01 PM
His drug addiction puts him in mood swings. I've seen it before. Former roommate in college.  :frown:

Fanning with the low blow
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 14, 2013, 03:56:05 PM
Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.


Link?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 'taterblast on February 14, 2013, 03:56:53 PM
you guys, relax. pinkel stayed at mizzou (:lol:), self can stay at ku.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2013, 03:57:53 PM
you guys, relax. pinkel stayed at mizzou (:lol:), self can stay at ku.

Pinkel's side piece moved.  No way a Self side piece will move.  not when he has already offered her $3M.  She is in the drivers seat and she knows it. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 03:58:24 PM
Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

I think I've made it quite clear that I'm fantasizing about motor boating Bill Self's soon to be ex-wife.  I'm not butthurt, but facehurt from my face between those boobs.  If you think 3-46 will wear on me in the summer (inside my "ughly, pathetic little head of mine") you are mistaken.  I'm sure your summer may have more stress as you will be far more concerned with 0-9.  I'm sure a KU loss to Belmont in the second round of the NCAA tourney will go nicely with the Bucknell and University of Northern Iowa losses.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 03:58:33 PM
They won't let them talk about this on the phog. Look at all these "guests" on this page.  :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 'taterblast on February 14, 2013, 03:59:55 PM
welcome ad astra friends! TSC! :tsc:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 14, 2013, 04:01:23 PM
Is this really what we're going to be subjected to now that you guys have oscar Weber?  Now that 3-46 has taken up a permanent residence inside your ugly little heads?  If so, just tell me now so I can leave this place for good.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 'taterblast on February 14, 2013, 04:02:03 PM
so I can leave this place for good.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 14, 2013, 04:03:57 PM
His drug addiction puts him in mood swings. I've seen it before. Former roommate in college.  :frown:


Seriously, Heath?  WTF man?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 04:04:19 PM
Is this really what we're going to be subjected to now that you guys have oscar Weber?  Now that 3-46 has taken up a permanent residence inside your ugly little heads?  If so, just tell me now so I can leave this place for good.

This website is like "Hotel California".  You can check out anytime you'd like but you can never leave.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 14, 2013, 04:05:22 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ChiComCat on February 14, 2013, 04:05:40 PM
Is this really what we're going to be subjected to now that you guys have oscar Weber?  Now that 3-46 has taken up a permanent residence inside your ugly little heads?  If so, just tell me now so I can leave this place for good.

I enjoy your self righteous indignation at all of this.  Meanwhile, I am headed to the phog to read another "just wait until Bill dies" post
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 04:06:15 PM
Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.


Link?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906)

If Self does go, who do you think KU should hire? These threads are fun. We do them with Bill pretty much every year.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 04:06:28 PM
so I can leave this place for good.

 :lol:
Welp, we've been down this road before, beems. We know how this ends. You'll be back when you beat us in the big 12 tourney. Classic beems move here boys.  :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 14, 2013, 04:08:10 PM
Oh boy
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 14, 2013, 04:08:29 PM
Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.


Link?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906)

If Self does go, who do you think KU should hire? These threads are fun. We do them with Bill pretty much every year.

except this time its coming to fruition.

but beems says we are talking about it because oscar is our coach.  :confused:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.


Link?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906)

If Self does go, who do you think KU should hire? These threads are fun. We do them with Bill pretty much every year.

except this time its coming to fruition.

but beems says we are talking about it because oscar is our coach.  :confused:
The divorce is, but that doesn't necessarily mean Self is gone.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 04:09:37 PM
His drug addiction puts him in mood swings. I've seen it before. Former roommate in college.  :frown:


Seriously, Heath?  WTF man?
There's a lot of weed in Oregon. Don't shoot the messenger, Ben.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 04:11:42 PM
Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.


Link?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906)

If Self does go, who do you think KU should hire? These threads are fun. We do them with Bill pretty much every year.

except this time its coming to fruition.

but beems says we are talking about it because oscar is our coach.  :confused:

Just like Bill Self came to fruition inside that 23 year old secretary of a youth group.  Zing!

***KSUBlumpkin fists pumps and grabs some popcorn***
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 14, 2013, 04:12:40 PM
You hear Self mention a convo with his wife about their chances at another league title today? They played it in his press conference clips on BITB's show. He kinda threw it in there all casual like- "well I was talking with my wife about that last night..."
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 'taterblast on February 14, 2013, 04:13:40 PM
Just like Bill Self came to fruition inside that 23 year old secretary of a youth group.  Zing!

***KSUBlumpkin fists pumps and grabs some popcorn***

i underestimated you...
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 14, 2013, 04:14:13 PM
the "guests" from the nazi regime of the phog are probably in utter shock at the freedoms we have here. Welcome to goEMAW friends
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 14, 2013, 04:14:41 PM
What if they take oscar from us!?!?!?!?! My god, the jokes of "successful K-State coaches move on to KU" would NEVER end  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 14, 2013, 04:15:01 PM
You guys just can't handle losing.  It was a mistake to give this piece of crap board another chance.  eff this place.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 04:15:47 PM
You guys just can't handle losing.  It was a mistake to give this piece of crap board another chance.  eff this place.

He Gone.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 04:16:40 PM
You hear Self mention a convo with his wife about their chances at another league title today? They played it in his press conference clips on BITB's show. He kinda threw it in there all casual like- "well I was talking with my wife about that last night..."
Yeah, I also remember him saying he's had some "personal things come up" & "he isn't a big romance guy and doesn't have plans for vday", but BITB left it alone cause he's tired of owning KU through the air waves.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 04:19:14 PM
You guys just can't handle losing.  It was a mistake to give this piece of crap board another chance.  eff this place.
TKO!  :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 14, 2013, 04:19:44 PM
You guys just can't handle losing.  It was a mistake to give this piece of crap board another chance.  eff this place.

He Gone.

Until they win the Big 12 tourney, and then he'll come back in a random thread about keitzman and do this:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fworldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com%2Fimg%2Fcroppedphotos%2F2010%2F03%2F13%2Fku_bkc_ksu_bigXII_14_t640.jpg%3Fa6ea3ebd4438a44b86d2e9c39ecf7613005fe067&hash=3fd5ef58dda129e9ccd9e42edfaa50721e836f4a)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww2.pictures.zimbio.com%2Fgi%2FBill%2BSelf%2B12%2BBasketball%2BTournament%2BChampionship%2BbC6YIBdj2Ull.jpg&hash=eefe0d924b6802312010f44475be2ead6af48407)

 :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 14, 2013, 04:20:37 PM
You guys just can't handle losing.  It was a mistake to give this piece of crap board another chance.  eff this place.

It's a blog dude
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 'taterblast on February 14, 2013, 04:21:09 PM
You guys just can't handle losing.  It was a mistake to give this piece of crap board another chance.  eff this place.

It's a blog dude

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

rough ridin' west virginia
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 04:21:52 PM
http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1062044&page=&fpart=1&vc=1 (http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1062044&page=&fpart=1&vc=1)

They are going to take this really hard, guys. :frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 14, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1062044&page=&fpart=1&vc=1 (http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1062044&page=&fpart=1&vc=1)

They are going to take this really hard, guys. :frown:

Quote
I would totally wreck that chick!

RCJHKU!

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: SEK_EMAW on February 14, 2013, 04:28:36 PM
Hopefully Bill was able to help this guy out before Cindy gets half of everything.

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2012/oct/04/letter-editor-out-hand/
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 14, 2013, 04:29:54 PM
Hopefully Bill was able to help this guy out before Cindy gets half of everything.

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2012/oct/04/letter-editor-out-hand/
That's just amazing.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 14, 2013, 04:32:42 PM
Hopefully Bill was able to help this guy out before Cindy gets half of everything.

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2012/oct/04/letter-editor-out-hand/
That's just amazing.

I appreciated the breakdown of where the $200,000 would go to
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 14, 2013, 04:40:16 PM
Has Beems ever told us what he does?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 14, 2013, 04:44:19 PM
You guys just can't handle losing.  It was a mistake to give this piece of crap board another chance.  eff this place.

Don't leave me, I will be all alone in the fight.  :bawl:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 04:45:48 PM
 
Has Beems ever told us what he does?
Professional trust fund person.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Mr Bread on February 14, 2013, 05:03:03 PM
Beems seems to be all over the place with his emotions.  You should stay Beems.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Gooch on February 14, 2013, 05:12:21 PM
Beems seems to be all over the place with his emotions.  You should stay Beems.
It leads to great down tempo electronica beats.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: bones129 on February 14, 2013, 05:25:49 PM
Hopefully Bill was able to help this guy out before Cindy gets half of everything.

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2012/oct/04/letter-editor-out-hand/
That's just amazing.

I appreciated the breakdown of where the $200,000 would go to

The guy is clearly willing to be accountable. Give him the money, Bill, he'll be responsible with it.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 14, 2013, 05:29:14 PM
way to go assholes.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 'taterblast on February 14, 2013, 05:47:18 PM
honestly kind of weirds me out that beems takes us talking about self's mistresses/bastard children personally.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 14, 2013, 05:50:47 PM
You could tell he was inching slowly towards blowing up. Constantly bringing up 3-46 post after post, the only ammo he had lol
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: wetwillie on February 14, 2013, 05:53:51 PM
way to go assholes.

I was hoping it wouldn't be for a few more weeks, oh well
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 'taterblast on February 14, 2013, 05:55:03 PM
he doesn't need "ammo," i would think he would just join along in the discussion, as we would if snyder/weber were going through the same thing (spare me the age jokes). would be bbs gold.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 14, 2013, 05:58:36 PM
Did Fanning accuse him of being addicted to pills?? Whatever he inferred really hit a nerve
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 06:01:28 PM
I was clearly jk. I said his mood swings reminded me of my roommate (made up) who was a drug addict. Similar explosions. I did have a roommate who had crazy mood swings, but he was on steroids. Maybe beems does have a problem.  :frown: :dunno:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on February 14, 2013, 06:03:45 PM
You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.

Guise, there really is only one thing more asinine than challenging another message boarder to a physical altercation online and you've just witnessed it.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Alpinist on February 14, 2013, 06:04:54 PM
I was clearly jk. I said his mood swings reminded me of my roommate (made up) who was a drug addict. Similar explosions. I did have a roommate who had crazy mood swings, but he was on steroids(made up). Maybe beems does have a problem.  :frown: :dunno:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 14, 2013, 06:08:55 PM
I was clearly jk. I said his mood swings reminded me of my roommate (made up) who was a drug addict. Similar explosions. I did have a roommate who had crazy mood swings, but he was on steroids. Maybe beems does have a problem.  :frown: :dunno:

We need to get beems back to have an intervention
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 06:10:54 PM
I was clearly jk. I said his mood swings reminded me of my roommate (made up) who was a drug addict. Similar explosions. I did have a roommate who had crazy mood swings, but he was on steroids. Maybe beems does have a problem.  :frown: :dunno:

We need to get beems back to have an intervention
We're here with open arms, beems.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Alpinist on February 14, 2013, 06:11:58 PM
I was clearly jk. I said his mood swings reminded me of my roommate (made up) who was a drug addict. Similar explosions. I did have a roommate who had crazy mood swings, but he was on steroids. Maybe beems does have a problem.  :frown: :dunno:

We need to get beems back to have an intervention
or just ignore/disregard fanning posts. Whichever is easier for everyone.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 06:16:13 PM
I was clearly jk. I said his mood swings reminded me of my roommate (made up) who was a drug addict. Similar explosions. I did have a roommate who had crazy mood swings, but he was on steroids. Maybe beems does have a problem.  :frown: :dunno:

We need to get beems back to have an intervention
or just ignore/disregard fanning posts. Whichever is easier for everyone.
I've never understood this posters hate for me. I'm gonna shoot in the dark here,  but I might have banged someone close to him. T's & P's, alpinist (whatever the eff that is)
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Alpinist on February 14, 2013, 07:36:06 PM
I was clearly jk. I said his mood swings reminded me of my roommate (made up) who was a drug addict. Similar explosions. I did have a roommate who had crazy mood swings, but he was on steroids. Maybe beems does have a problem.  :frown: :dunno:

We need to get beems back to have an intervention
or just ignore/disregard fanning posts. Whichever is easier for everyone.
I've never understood this posters hate for me. I'm gonna shoot in the dark here,  but I might have banged someone close to him. T's & P's, alpinist (whatever the eff that is)
not a chance brah
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 07:41:51 PM
For awhile I thought you were Dr. J's sock, but he's a way better poster than you, so that wouldn't make sense. To each their own, brah!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 14, 2013, 07:44:20 PM
Good grief Beems, this is a pretty unwarranted meltdown, even for you.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: star seed 7 on February 14, 2013, 07:51:42 PM
well that was fast.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: star seed 7 on February 14, 2013, 07:56:53 PM
and phog is locked down now unless you register  :dubious:

what a bunch of weirdos, this is legitimately frightening to their fanbase.   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 07:59:07 PM
Be on the look out for a new poster over there: FillySlayer3
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 14, 2013, 08:01:31 PM
Be on the look out for a new poster over there: FillySlayer3

you better make your 1 post the best post of your life  :ksu:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: PatFussy on February 14, 2013, 08:07:28 PM
Hey all,

Long time lurker, first time poster. 

Anyway...my brother [Cat fan] works at Ruth Chris on the Plaza as a waiter.  I just got a text from him about a half hour ago saying that Bill was there with a gal, Mrs. Self.  He said Bill took a couple of pictures with some fans and spoke with a couple others.  My bro didn't get a picture as he was waiting tables [unfortunately not Bills] but he said he is certain SOMEONE did.  He said he'd text/call me tonight about it when he was off.
So either him and mrs. are doing fine...OR they are trying to cover this whole thing up before crap hits the fan after the season.  :dunno:

I'll update when I talk to my bro later...
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 08:10:50 PM
Cool story, beems.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 14, 2013, 08:12:49 PM
Hey all,

Long time lurker, first time poster. 

Anyway...my brother [Cat fan] works at Ruth Chris on the Plaza as a waiter.  I just got a text from him about a half hour ago saying that Bill was there with a gal, Mrs. Self.  He said Bill took a couple of pictures with some fans and spoke with a couple others.  My bro didn't get a picture as he was waiting tables [unfortunately not Bills] but he said he is certain SOMEONE did.  He said he'd text/call me tonight about it when he was off.
So either him and mrs. are doing fine...OR they are trying to cover this whole thing up before crap hits the fan after the season.  :dunno:

I'll update when I talk to my bro later...

You just don't get premium content like this on any board. Subscription paid for
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: wetwillie on February 14, 2013, 08:20:57 PM
Hey all,

Long time lurker, first time poster. 

Anyway...my brother [Cat fan] works at Ruth Chris on the Plaza as a waiter.  I just got a text from him about a half hour ago saying that Bill was there with a gal, Mrs. Self.  He said Bill took a couple of pictures with some fans and spoke with a couple others.  My bro didn't get a picture as he was waiting tables [unfortunately not Bills] but he said he is certain SOMEONE did.  He said he'd text/call me tonight about it when he was off.
So either him and mrs. are doing fine...OR they are trying to cover this whole thing up before crap hits the fan after the season.  :dunno:

I'll update when I talk to my bro later...

I know some of the Fussy's in the NE Kansas area, are you john's boy?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 14, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
I was clearly jk. I said his mood swings reminded me of my roommate (made up) who was a drug addict. Similar explosions. I did have a roommate who had crazy mood swings, but he was on steroids. Maybe beems does have a problem.  :frown: :dunno:


Quit speculating about my personal life.  It's none of your rough ridin' business.  And no, I don't have a drug problem.  I'm just sick of the constant trash on this board and the slandering of Bill Self.  This place is a cesspool for the kind of individuals who get off on that kind of nonsense, and it turns me off.  Posters like _fan make this place tolerable at times, but it's few and far between. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: meow meow on February 14, 2013, 08:30:04 PM
Cesspools gon cesspool
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: the_ugly_clown on February 14, 2013, 08:32:07 PM
Please seak help Beems, drug abuse is no joke.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 14, 2013, 08:32:34 PM
I was clearly jk. I said his mood swings reminded me of my roommate (made up) who was a drug addict. Similar explosions. I did have a roommate who had crazy mood swings, but he was on steroids. Maybe beems does have a problem.  :frown: :dunno:


Quit speculating about my personal life.  It's none of your rough ridin' business.  And no, I don't have a drug problem.  I'm just sick of the constant trash on this board and the slandering of Bill Self.  This place is a cesspool for the kind of individuals who get off on that kind of nonsense, and it turns me off.  Posters like _fan make this place tolerable at times, but it's few and far between.

Dude you guys are like 46-3 last 49, cheer up!!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 08:37:52 PM
I was clearly jk. I said his mood swings reminded me of my roommate (made up) who was a drug addict. Similar explosions. I did have a roommate who had crazy mood swings, but he was on steroids. Maybe beems does have a problem.  :frown: :dunno:


Quit speculating about my personal life.  It's none of your rough ridin' business.  And no, I don't have a drug problem.  I'm just sick of the constant trash on this board and the slandering of Bill Self.  This place is a cesspool for the kind of individuals who get off on that kind of nonsense, and it turns me off.  Posters like _fan make this place tolerable at times, but it's few and far between.
He's back. :ksu: Pro tip: if you want your personal life off this board, stop fanning bragging about stuff in your life, and stop posting pics of yourself with fillies :dunno:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rams on February 14, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
beems is so weird.  remember when he posted pics of his girlfriend's fat butt to prove she wasn't fat? so weird.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: sys on February 14, 2013, 09:08:16 PM
don't go beems.  everyone (all the smart ones) regrets the fanningization of the board, but if you leave, the stupid people win.  stay and fight for the dream of a goEMAW as it was meant to be.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 09:19:18 PM
Yes, please  stay. Sys is right. I'm a complete garbage human being & the worst thing to happen to this site. #TeamBeems
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 0.42 on February 14, 2013, 09:52:45 PM
How's everyone doing this evening?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Cire on February 14, 2013, 10:31:50 PM
JFC beems
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Kuts Nicked on February 14, 2013, 10:41:49 PM
Beemer is a strange character. Expects an EMAW forum to be all respective to B. Seff, his mistress, his bastard child, and the squawks. Hopefully we can all enjoy his masterful coaching and man-whoring next year while watching the 76ers and forget about this whole 46-3 nonsense. Love you.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 14, 2013, 10:45:33 PM
Is this really what we're going to be subjected to now that you guys have oscar Weber?  Now that 3-46 has taken up a permanent residence inside your ugly little heads?  If so, just tell me now so I can leave this place for good.

I enjoy your self righteous indignation at all of this.  Meanwhile, I am headed to the phog to read another "just wait until Bill dies" post

This.  And the "we are mad at the eff ku chant but the resonating Bullshit chant by every ku fan on monday was totally classy" thread.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 10:46:25 PM
He's been around goEMAW long enough to know what to expect. He's only doing it to himself if he can't control his rage. 'Grats on dominating us in bball, beems. Sorry it burns self is leaving and getting every filly pregnant in Lawrence.  :frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: purplepower419 on February 14, 2013, 10:50:19 PM
Self wont leave Lawrence because his mentor, Larry Brown wont let him. Larry did the EXACT same thing and has long maintained that leaving Lawrence was a serious mistake. Just saying The Salty Iguana will be running around Larrytown for years to cum. Sorry I cant spell. :bill: :bill: :bill: :bill: :bill:
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 14, 2013, 11:37:33 PM
Not joking, almost every KU fan I know is gossiping about the status of Bill and Cindy.

Not joking.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Havs on February 14, 2013, 11:40:07 PM
That moment where, despite our inability to win games on the road, I brag about the incredible relationship between Fred and Carol Hoiberg.

#IStateo

 :cheers:
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 14, 2013, 11:45:51 PM
That moment where, despite our inability to win games on the road, I brag about the incredible relationship between Fred and Carol Hoiberg.

#IStateo

 :cheers:

I am not giving up on Bill and Cindy yet.  I've known some crazy deals work out for the best.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2013, 11:48:20 PM
In this economy, you don't leave a stable thing (bill makes 3 mill a yr). Question is, will bill push her out?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 15, 2013, 12:00:25 AM
oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Havs on February 15, 2013, 12:01:23 AM
oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.

With a voice like his, you have to wonder if his wife is really a dude or not...

#ThingsIReallyDidntWantToThinkAbout
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: bones129 on February 15, 2013, 12:02:32 AM
oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.

With a voice like his, you have to wonder if his wife is really a dude or not...

#ThingsIReallyDidntWantToThinkAbout

 :runaway:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 15, 2013, 12:06:17 AM
oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.
Nobody gives a crap about him. #Science. However, this is Bill rough ridin' Self, stud Casanova that keeps the heart beating at lil bro's school. We can shoo away a few mosquitos,  but you can't retract a rough ridin' shamu at sea world!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: bones129 on February 15, 2013, 12:17:56 AM
oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.
Nobody gives a crap about him. #Science. However, this is Bill rough ridin' Self, stud Casanova that keeps the heart beating at lil bro's school. We can shoo away a few mosquitos,  but you can't retract a rough ridin' shamu at sea world!

Nice one, fanning. If your latest post on this issue doesn't capture the essence of the Self matter, nothing ever will. Congratulations, sir. Very well done.
Title: Re: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 15, 2013, 12:40:09 AM
oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.
Nobody gives a crap about him. #Science. However, this is Bill rough ridin' Self, stud Casanova that keeps the heart beating at lil bro's school. We can shoo away a few mosquitos,  but you can't retract a rough ridin' shamu at sea world!

Even if it was snyder that this were about, I just can't possibly see myself getting so personally invested to fight back against rumors on a message board.
Title: Re: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 15, 2013, 12:48:45 AM
oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.
Nobody gives a crap about him. #Science. However, this is Bill rough ridin' Self, stud Casanova that keeps the heart beating at lil bro's school. We can shoo away a few mosquitos,  but you can't retract a rough ridin' shamu at sea world!

Even if it was snyder that this were about, I just can't possibly see myself getting so personally invested to fight back against rumors on a message board.
Well ya, he's about to die (according to phog). However, you're kidding yourself that they're wouldn't be 25+  pages on this at the other site if roles were reversed. I just wanna make sure we get to the bottom of this before he leaves. Just for :tsc: sakes.
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: puniraptor on February 15, 2013, 07:55:42 AM
I would be mildly surprised to learn that Snyder wasn't completely asexual, but that's about it.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: POWL on February 15, 2013, 08:34:51 AM
i questioned where Cindy has been lately and if she is upset on the phog......this is what came in my inbox

 :dunno:

From:DoctorHolliday
Subject:Cindy Self is at every home game
Sent:2/12/2013 2:41 PM CST
 Delete  Reply Next Message
I'm there, every home game, I know where she sits, and she's there every game.

You make one more post on this subject and your ass is banned.  You're already on real thin ice around here anyway.  So just go ahead and do it.  I'd like nothing better than to run you off.

That's your only warning.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 15, 2013, 08:37:18 AM
 :ohno:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 15, 2013, 08:37:36 AM
I can tell you for a fact that the entire KU volleyball team gossips openly about the rumors.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: POWL on February 15, 2013, 08:42:36 AM
guys........
how should i reply to doc holiday's email............make it good......prolly be the last thing i say over there
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: PatFussy on February 15, 2013, 08:46:07 AM
Hey guys,

Sorry for the late update.  I didn’t hear from my bro until late after he got off.  Unfortunately, he didn’t have much more info.  Nobody got a photo…but the waiter did get his autograph for what it’s worth.  And I guess Bill actually wrote “Happy Valentine’s Day, Eric” with his autograph.  LOL…what a douche.

He said him and his wife seemed completely normal…so I duno.  We talked about how they are trying to keep the whole situation behind closed doors to cut down on distraction, then again we said why would mrs. Self got to such lengths to make things appear ‘normal’ between the two if Bill did knock up some coed?  I duno…I hope rumors are true, but my bro said things looked pretty civil last night.

Maybe Bill is paying his wife off to keep her mouth shut…lol…ugh, I duno.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 15, 2013, 08:46:39 AM
guys........
how should i reply to doc holiday's email............make it good......prolly be the last thing i say over there

Paging Dr. Blumpkin!!!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 15, 2013, 08:52:11 AM
Hey guys,

Sorry for the late update.  I didn’t hear from my bro until late after he got off.  Unfortunately, he didn’t have much more info.  Nobody got a photo…but the waiter did get his autograph for what it’s worth.  And I guess Bill actually wrote “Happy Valentine’s Day, Eric” with his autograph.  LOL…what a douche.

He said him and his wife seemed completely normal…so I duno.  We talked about how they are trying to keep the whole situation behind closed doors to cut down on distraction, then again we said why would mrs. Self got to such lengths to make things appear ‘normal’ between the two if Bill did knock up some coed?  I duno…I hope rumors are true, but my bro said things looked pretty civil last night.

Maybe Bill is paying his wife off to keep her mouth shut…lol…ugh, I duno.  :dunno:
If there's one thing KU is big bro at, it's sweeping crap under the rug. #BITFB
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 15, 2013, 09:19:59 AM
guys........
how should i reply to doc holiday's email............make it good......prolly be the last thing i say over there

Paging Dr. Blumpkin!!!

Hmmmmmmmm....this is an intense response.  The question is do you want to go down with two big middle fingers up or do you want to go down with a slow burn that will eat at Doc.  I'm a two middle finger guy myself (as I'm sure Bill Self is a "two in the pink, one in the stink" kind of guy).  In this response, I'd definitely like to know where Cindy sits at games. 

Edit: I'm working on a response now.  I will post it when it is complete and we can edit it into a masterpiece.  This is going to have to be a team trolling effort.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: POWL on February 15, 2013, 09:29:37 AM
guys........
how should i reply to doc holiday's email............make it good......prolly be the last thing i say over there

Paging Dr. Blumpkin!!!

Hmmmmmmmm....this is an intense response.  The question is do you want to go down with two big middle fingers up or do you want to go down with a slow burn that will eat at Doc.  I'm a two middle finger guy myself (as I'm sure Bill Self is a "two in the pink, one in the stink" kind of guy).  In this response, I'd definitely like to know where Cindy sits at games.

if it were tom light, then 2 middle fingers

but doc is a high iq poster, who just gets too mad sometimes.....he older and has anger issues....so, for him, i want to slow burn
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 15, 2013, 09:48:49 AM
Okay...This is what I came up with.  It has a slow burn and a double middle finger in it.  Let's edit this thing as a troll group to get this thing tip-top.  It's a first draft so no offense will be taken by me.

Dear Doctor Holliday,
     It is with much regret that I am indeed on "thin ice" and my ass may be banned.  If it is any consolation, my ass is banned in at least 1 country while my dong is banned in 3 countries (long story).  My inquiries into Bill Self's wife Cindy were a tad overzealous.  Let’s just say that I have a friend (whom is a Doctor much like yourself) and has expressed interest in a potential motor boat scenario with Cindy Self.  I was simply inquiring on the status of her current relationship as he only motor boats damaged women (which Cindy would be if the rumors are true).  I know you are a gunslinger, gambler and a dentist so your diverse portfolio (which includes shootouts at the OK Corral, a diagnosis of tuberculosis and an ill-fated death at an insane asylum) makes you a decisive judge when making the prominent decision of “banning my ass”.  Since we have mentioned thin ice and failing relationships, I’m reminded of a one hit wonder song “Freshman” by The Verve Pipe.  In this song, the depressed heroine weeps over the loss of an aborted fetus (something Bill Self may relate to).  There is a few lyrics that are rather fitting:

“We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip we'd say:
Can't be held responsible
She was touchin' her face.
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place."

It’s not Bill Self’s fault the chick he banged was a Stage 5 Clinger and we are all concerned citizens.

God Bless America and Much love,

POWL
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 15, 2013, 09:52:36 AM
:slowclap:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Cire on February 15, 2013, 09:53:04 AM
pffft
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: RickRampus on February 15, 2013, 10:08:55 AM
Hey guys,

Sorry for the late update.  I didn’t hear from my bro until late after he got off.  Unfortunately, he didn’t have much more info.  Nobody got a photo…but the waiter did get his autograph for what it’s worth.  And I guess Bill actually wrote “Happy Valentine’s Day, Eric” with his autograph.  LOL…what a douche.

He said him and his wife seemed completely normal…so I duno.  We talked about how they are trying to keep the whole situation behind closed doors to cut down on distraction, then again we said why would mrs. Self got to such lengths to make things appear ‘normal’ between the two if Bill did knock up some coed?  I duno…I hope rumors are true, but my bro said things looked pretty civil last night.

Maybe Bill is paying his wife off to keep her mouth shut…lol…ugh, I duno.  :dunno:

this is the hard hitting stuff I come to GE for.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: POWL on February 15, 2013, 10:16:55 AM
i am speechless..........know i don't know what to write... :confused:

also, what about hypocrisy of trashing mangino, gill and even old bill ?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 15, 2013, 10:46:15 AM
:slowclap:

:getting slightly faster clap:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: SEK_EMAW on February 15, 2013, 10:47:28 AM
:slowclap:

Cindy agrees.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.playerwives.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F03%2Fkusports.jpg&hash=e0470d78c5c1dfe1f15cca76ab2b58c1300519a2)
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 15, 2013, 10:49:46 AM
:slowclap:

Cindy agrees.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.playerwives.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F03%2Fkusports.jpg&hash=e0470d78c5c1dfe1f15cca76ab2b58c1300519a2)

Is that her?  woof
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 15, 2013, 11:09:18 AM
Valentine's Day stress + caffeine withdrawal (no coffee yesterday) = moody beems.  Guess fanning was sort of right.  I had a headache all day yesterday and couldn't figure out what it was from.  Then I realized I didn't have any coffee yesterday.  So anyways, sorry for being so damn dramatic last night.  Please carry on with your hatred and slandering of Bill Self. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 15, 2013, 11:10:56 AM
i am speechless..........know i don't know what to write... :confused:

also, what about hypocrisy of trashing mangino, gill and even old bill ?

Well you could write a poem...something like:

"Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick is huge
eff you."

Love,
Turner Gill
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 15, 2013, 11:13:49 AM
Valentine's Day stress + caffeine withdrawal (no coffee yesterday) = moody beems.  Guess fanning was sort of right.  I had a headache all day yesterday and couldn't figure out what it was from.  Then I realized I didn't have any coffee yesterday.  So anyways, sorry for being so damn dramatic last night.  Please carry on with your hatred and slandering of Bill Self.

Beems, I'm glad you are back.  I hear you on Valentine's Day.  It is a venereal disease holiday for us all.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 15, 2013, 11:16:35 AM
Happy you're feeling better, beems. It happens to the best of us. Take bbs'in less serious. The day I started doing that over at the phog, I actually started to enjoy the place. By the end of the day, rival message boards are going to go at one another. Hints the zillion threads over there slandering #Kstate. It happens.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on February 15, 2013, 11:28:39 AM
:slowclap:

Cindy agrees.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.playerwives.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F03%2Fkusports.jpg&hash=e0470d78c5c1dfe1f15cca76ab2b58c1300519a2)

Is that her?  woof

Agreed.  No wonder he is banging young hotties...

 :barf:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Porkchop on February 15, 2013, 11:47:00 AM
“A man is only as faithful as his options”  - CR

Bill has a lot of options, therefore he's gonna whore around.  Drive down Mass St in a limo with Doug & pick up coed's?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 15, 2013, 12:30:14 PM
It IS possible to reconcile after these sorts of things. It doesn't make the bad stuff go away.  HANG IN THERE, CINDY!  :thumbs:
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: JesusShuttlesworth on February 15, 2013, 01:42:19 PM
901 Lofts? 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 15, 2013, 02:01:53 PM
My sister told me that a few years ago Bill & Co would call her friends and pay them to go hang out in bars with them.  Mostly the assistants.  These girls were also athletes so that's a NCAA violation right there.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: PatFussy on February 15, 2013, 02:09:46 PM
Is anyone in Lawrence?  Seen any action at his house?

I have actually driven by his place before...it isn't gated.  I would think it would be pretty evident whether or not he was there by the lack of activity...?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a120/bam_element84/Picture3.png

On the flip side...anyone know where his apartment would be?  Like everything in Lawrence, their apartments are crap...I can't see him living in a crap-hole.  Maybe he has a second house in lawrence?

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: wetwillie on February 15, 2013, 03:01:35 PM
Is anyone in Lawrence?  Seen any action at his house?

I have actually driven by his place before...it isn't gated.  I would think it would be pretty evident whether or not he was there by the lack of activity...?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a120/bam_element84/Picture3.png

On the flip side...anyone know where his apartment would be?  Like everything in Lawrence, their apartments are crap...I can't see him living in a crap-hole.  Maybe he has a second house in lawrence?



I think we are going to have to ask you to leave.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: PatFussy on February 15, 2013, 03:10:29 PM
What did I do...?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: star seed 7 on February 15, 2013, 03:13:11 PM
great, now bill self is going to go on kstatefans and tell everyone we are immature and creepers and make all sorts of videos and tell everyone to follow him on twitter and write long drawn out stories.

thanks a lot patfussy.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: PatFussy on February 15, 2013, 03:27:01 PM
I am lost...
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on February 15, 2013, 03:47:41 PM
I am lost...

That was apparent with each of your first four posts.

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: PatFussy on February 15, 2013, 03:49:10 PM
Okay...

...back to lurking I go.

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 15, 2013, 03:52:16 PM
The elite posters become great by deflecting haterz and ignoring/bantering back when PI'd. Don't puss out. Create a new profile and try again or get witty and fight back. We all had to learn on our own.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: star seed 7 on February 15, 2013, 03:53:47 PM
The elite posters become great by deflecting haterz and ignoring/bantering back when PI'd. Don't puss out. Create a new profile and try again or get witty and fight back. We all had to learn on our own.

get mumped, dork.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 15, 2013, 03:54:22 PM
The elite posters become great by deflecting haterz and ignoring/bantering back when PI'd. Don't puss out. Create a new profile and try again or get witty and fight back. We all had to learn on our own.

or don't be a dumbass.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: PatFussy on February 15, 2013, 03:55:56 PM
Eh...I've always enjoyed reading all the banter on this board.  Never really have had much to contribute nor am I much of a poster lol...hence why I just created an account yesterday. 

For once had some relevant news to share.  Maybe my last post was a bit over the top...creeper-like posting his house, but it wasn't the first time I've ssen it posted on this site.  I won't go away...but I will go back to my averaging 1 post every 3 years...  :grin:
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: puniraptor on February 15, 2013, 04:00:34 PM
Are you worried Eric will get fired?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: PatFussy on February 15, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Ha...I honestly have never met this Eric guy. 

Just a guy my bro works with...
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 15, 2013, 04:14:42 PM
Ha...I honestly have never met this Eric guy. 

Just a guy my bro works with...

I've never trusted a single person that is named Eric with a C at the end.  Most Erik's I know with a K at the end are okay.  The letter C must make them douches when it comes to that name.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 15, 2013, 04:15:53 PM
The elite posters become great by deflecting haterz and ignoring/bantering back when PI'd. Don't puss out. Create a new profile and try again or get witty and fight back. We all had to learn on our own.
#TeamFanning...you had me at "The".
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: PatFussy on February 15, 2013, 04:18:19 PM
Ha you are right...this EriC could be a complete douchenozzle.  Again, I have never met him.

I wonder what Bill tipped him...maybe a used condom? lol

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 15, 2013, 04:20:45 PM
Ha you are right...this EriC could be a complete douchenozzle.  Again, I have never met him.

I wonder what Bill tipped him...maybe a used condom? lol

He may not have tipped EriC well, but he sure tipped that 23 year old secretary of a youth group will (with his mushroom tip).  Zing.
Title: Re: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 8manpick on February 15, 2013, 04:26:04 PM
The elite posters become great by deflecting haterz and ignoring/bantering back when PI'd. Don't puss out. Create a new profile and try again or get witty and fight back. We all had to learn on our own.
#TeamFanning...you had me at "The".

The worst post I ever had was when I told blumpkin to leave the board early in his posting career. Thankfully he didn't take my advice. What I'm saying is that maybe PF can be really good, but with that name, I doubt it.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: PatFussy on February 15, 2013, 04:27:12 PM
LOL...!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 15, 2013, 04:27:39 PM
I enjoyed Fanning more when he wasn't such a confident/arrogant poster.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 15, 2013, 04:30:43 PM
I enjoyed Fanning more when he wasn't such a confident/arrogant poster.
:frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 15, 2013, 04:33:08 PM
I enjoyed Fanning more when he wasn't such a confident/arrogant poster.
:frown:

that's what i like to see, friend!

:D
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 15, 2013, 04:34:39 PM
It's all for show dub. I'm still the same insecure, goofy ass dude, that's scared to get PI'd by sys, cause he's a meany. :dunno:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 15, 2013, 04:39:31 PM
I enjoyed Fanning more when he wasn't such a confident/arrogant poster.

As a great man once said, he's unPIable.
Title: Re: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 15, 2013, 04:43:40 PM
The elite posters become great by deflecting haterz and ignoring/bantering back when PI'd. Don't puss out. Create a new profile and try again or get witty and fight back. We all had to learn on our own.
#TeamFanning...you had me at "The".

The worst post I ever had was when I told blumpkin to leave the board early in his posting career. Thankfully he didn't take my advice. What I'm saying is that maybe PF can be really good, but with that name, I doubt it.

 :dance:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 15, 2013, 04:49:30 PM
You know, I'm pretty much on #teamcindy

You do what you need to do girl but you keep that man if you can, #family.



Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 15, 2013, 04:55:47 PM
You know, I'm pretty much on #teamcindy

You do what you need to do girl but you keep that man if you can, #family.

Great post right here.  I'm on #teamcindy and #teamMotorBoat.  I'm hoping for a trial separation (where the ole Blumpster has time to work some magic) then a reconcilation.  Family is indeed the most important thing, but I think she has earned some cougar time.
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 15, 2013, 05:08:17 PM
You know, I'm pretty much on #teamcindy

You do what you need to do girl but you keep that man if you can, #family.

#teamcindy

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: puniraptor on February 15, 2013, 05:33:16 PM
If this ends anything like the cherished classic film Why Did I Get Married? then this will end with them getting a divorce and then Cindy will chase Bill to his death into a busy street and then, after a brief mourning period, hook up with Dwayne THE ROCK Johnson.



spoiler alert
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Headinjun on February 19, 2013, 01:25:21 PM
Can this be of assistance to anyone?
-----------
This is Doug Brown from Deadspin. I do colleges sports investigations. We just got another tip from someone saying he got a woman pregnant so it's possible it actually happened. Would love some more information from you, even if all you know is rumor, it's still a good starting point for me. Keep in mind, if you decide to tell me more, I will not bring up your name to anybody. You will remain confidential. I'm just trying to find a starting point.

How did this information reach you? Don't need to give me names (but if you do want to tell me that, it'd be great), just the path the info took.

Who else would know more information? Who should I contact?

Do you know the name of the place where the woman works? (the other tip we just got named where he thought she worked, so if you say the same place, it makes it more of a possibility it's true).

Please let me know all that you've heard. I will not publish anything until things are confirmed by multiple people with direct knowledge, but rumors help with where to start.

Thanks for the tip. Feel free to pass along my contact info to anybody.
Hope to hear back,

Doug Brown
Deadspin.com
[email protected]
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OK_Cat on February 19, 2013, 01:28:25 PM
 :eek:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 19, 2013, 01:29:50 PM
God bless Deadspin.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: puniraptor on February 19, 2013, 01:31:18 PM
I pretty much got all my information from the previous 12 pages. Except I actually watched Why Did I Get Married?.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2013, 01:33:41 PM
T's & P's to cindy.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 19, 2013, 01:34:52 PM
yikes.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Cire on February 19, 2013, 01:42:03 PM
lol
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 19, 2013, 01:43:22 PM
She was working at the Buckle but now that she's old enough to serve alcohol she's at Red Robin.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 19, 2013, 01:43:26 PM
I hope they blow this up, Te'o style.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 8manpick on February 19, 2013, 01:45:53 PM
Can this be of assistance to anyone?
-----------
This is Doug Brown from Deadspin. I do colleges sports investigations. We just got another tip from someone saying he got a woman pregnant so it's possible it actually happened. Would love some more information from you, even if all you know is rumor, it's still a good starting point for me. Keep in mind, if you decide to tell me more, I will not bring up your name to anybody. You will remain confidential. I'm just trying to find a starting point.

How did this information reach you? Don't need to give me names (but if you do want to tell me that, it'd be great), just the path the info took.

Who else would know more information? Who should I contact?

Do you know the name of the place where the woman works? (the other tip we just got named where he thought she worked, so if you say the same place, it makes it more of a possibility it's true).

Please let me know all that you've heard. I will not publish anything until things are confirmed by multiple people with direct knowledge, but rumors help with where to start.

Thanks for the tip. Feel free to pass along my contact info to anybody.
Hope to hear back,

Doug Brown
Deadspin.com
[email protected]

He is a K-Stater! http://dougbrown8.com/

Golden Flashes style
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 19, 2013, 01:48:29 PM
You know, I'm pretty much on #teamcindy

You do what you need to do girl but you keep that man if you can, #family.

Great post right here.  I'm on #teamcindy and #teamMotorBoat.  I'm hoping for a trial separation (where the ole Blumpster has time to work some magic) then a reconcilation.  Family is indeed the most important thing, but I think she has earned some cougar time.

#FOE
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 19, 2013, 01:51:07 PM
he took down Toledo's track coach.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2013, 01:52:47 PM
Does anyone else wanna hug Cindy and the kids right now? What they must be going through.  :frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 19, 2013, 01:57:27 PM
Dr. Blumpkin does
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Mr Bread on February 19, 2013, 02:12:24 PM
Dr. Blumpkin does

Wobbly H?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 19, 2013, 02:12:30 PM
Dr. Blumpkin does

HEY-OH!   :dance:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 19, 2013, 02:18:20 PM
I just hope none of this comes out until like June.  Summer bbs'n could really use that.

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: wetwillie on February 19, 2013, 03:08:55 PM
This never would have surfaced if lew was around.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 03:20:25 PM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach mercilessly and pray to God for a T'eo type of incident.


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 19, 2013, 03:21:44 PM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach mercilessly and pray to God for a T'eo type of incident.


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Slander? We're discussing facts
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 19, 2013, 03:22:48 PM
Dr. Blumpkin does

Wobbly H?

If Cindy is involved I'm game.  #OperationMotorBoatCindyAGo
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 03:25:56 PM
KU basketball is bigger than one coach so you guys might want to hope for more of a Penn State type of thing. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 19, 2013, 03:26:10 PM
Does anyone else wanna motor boathug Cindy and the kids right now (maybe the daughter is she is of age)? What they must be going through.  :frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2013, 03:27:51 PM
KU basketball is bigger than one coach so you guys might want to hope for more of a Penn State type of thing.
Realization is setting in, in beems world right now. Best of luck moving fwd bud.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 03:28:44 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 19, 2013, 03:29:47 PM
KU basketball Bill Self's shlong is smallerbigger than all one coaches so you guys might want to hope for more of a Blumpkin motor boatPenn State type of thing.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2013, 03:30:05 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 03:31:42 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 19, 2013, 03:32:46 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 19, 2013, 03:32:59 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?

Why would this upset you.  History has allegedly repated itself in Lawrence.   Pupil like mentor.



Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 19, 2013, 03:33:40 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?

Whoa.  I was hoping Bill Self would stub his toe or get a treatable STD...I wouldn't wish a plane crash/disaster on anyone.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 03:34:19 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.


Probably because he's 73 and people think he'll coach until he dies?  I don't know.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 19, 2013, 03:35:46 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.

This is true (although the odds of Weis cashing out are much higher given his obesity/diabetes).
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2013, 03:36:25 PM
Seems like a shitty thing to wish for, Beems. Woof!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 19, 2013, 03:36:41 PM
KU fans spend every day of their life obsessing about LHC Bill Snyder's health.  It is just crazy.

I hope the rumors about Self aren't true.  Pretty disgusting and a huge black eye for KU if true.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 03:37:16 PM
Seems like a shitty thing to wish for, Beems. Woof!


I'm not wishing for anything, and I'm not on phog.net starting rumors that Snyder is going to die soon and has been shitting his pants.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 19, 2013, 03:38:15 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.


Probably because he's 73 and people think he'll coach until he dies?  I don't know.

I know lots of 73 year olds. I don't go around asking the people in their life what they are going to do when said person passes away. Idk, I'm a pretty great human being though.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2013, 03:38:43 PM
Seems like a shitty thing to wish for, Beems. Woof!


I'm not wishing for anything, and I'm not on phog.net starting rumors that Snyder is going to die soon and has been shitting his pants.
:lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 19, 2013, 03:38:56 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.


Probably because he's 73 and people think he'll coach until he dies?  I don't know.

I know lots of 73 year olds. I don't go around asking the people in their life what they are going to do when said person passes away. Idk, I'm a pretty great human being though.

You sound like a classy dude. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 03:39:09 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 19, 2013, 03:41:21 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

...And a bastard kid on the way.  Don't forget that.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 19, 2013, 03:41:50 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

I wasn't comparing them.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 03:42:01 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.


Probably because he's 73 and people think he'll coach until he dies?  I don't know.

I know lots of 73 year olds. I don't go around asking the people in their life what they are going to do when said person passes away. Idk, I'm a pretty great human being though.


So let me get this straight... you're accusing me of "going around asking old people what they're going to do when said person passes away."  Am I getting this right?   EMAW logic is so hard to follow sometimes.  Do they not teach logic and reasoning at K-State?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 19, 2013, 03:43:35 PM
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.


Probably because he's 73 and people think he'll coach until he dies?  I don't know.

I know lots of 73 year olds. I don't go around asking the people in their life what they are going to do when said person passes away. Idk, I'm a pretty great human being though.


So let me get this straight... you're accusing me of "going around asking old people what they're going to do when said person passes away."  Am I getting this right?   EMAW logic is so hard to follow sometimes.  Do they not teach logic and reasoning at K-State?

I'm not accusing you of anything. But KU/ISU fans LOVE the "well once Snyder dies..." talking point.

It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

Snyder is our favorite head coach. Self is yours. I don't see the comparisons going beyond that very often.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 19, 2013, 03:44:03 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

I wasn't comparing them.

hilarious that his next post was about a flaw in logic.

btw, i apologized to you in the shame yourself thread.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 03:49:25 PM
I guess if you guys want to compete with Mizzou fans for who can hate KU the most, this kind of stuff will work in your favor.  Maybe it's time to ride into Lawrence, kill 80% of the men over the age of 12, rape the women, and burn down every building on Mass Street.  That will ensure that 46-3 never happens again.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OK_Cat on February 19, 2013, 03:50:02 PM
there is not a woman in lawrence that i'd like to rape
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 19, 2013, 03:53:15 PM
I guess if you guys want to compete with Mizzou fans for who can hate KU the most, this kind of stuff will work in your favor.  Maybe it's time to ride into Lawrence, kill 80% of the men over the age of 12, rape the women, and burn down every building on Mass Street.  That will ensure that 46-3 never happens again.

I will settle for owning ku in sports and in life.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 19, 2013, 03:57:24 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

The national championship is fair game, but the conference championships aren't really an apples to apples comparison. In football, 60% of the Big 12 has been in the national title picture within the last 10 years. In basketball, it's pretty much KU and everybody else, so conference championships come easier for the coach of KU.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: kstofer on February 19, 2013, 03:58:38 PM
I guess if you guys want to compete with Mizzou fans for who can hate KU the most, this kind of stuff will work in your favor.  Maybe it's time to ride into Lawrence, kill 80% of the men over the age of 12, rape the women, and burn down every building on Mass Street.  That will ensure that 46-3 never happens again.

I didn't know KU got their players from Lawrence.  That's cool, truly a hometown team.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 19, 2013, 04:02:15 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

The national championship is fair game, but the conference championships aren't really an apples to apples comparison. In football, 60% of the Big 12 has been in the national title picture within the last 10 years. In basketball, it's pretty much KU and everybody else, so conference championships come easier for the coach of KU.

6 out of 8 of those years Jim Wooldridge would have won the B12 championship. Not impressed
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 19, 2013, 04:03:43 PM
Seems like a shitty thing to wish for, Beems. Woof!


I'm not wishing for anything, and I'm not on phog.net starting rumors that Snyder is going to die soon and has been shitting his pants.

Go ahead, it wouldn't be the first time a ku fan has started rumors like that.   We can handle it.

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ManBearTurkey on February 19, 2013, 04:05:57 PM
Bill Self will have a bastard.

Will he force him to take the last name Wheat?

I dunno what the bastard name is for Kansas.

GoT: Season 2 out today!

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 19, 2013, 04:06:11 PM
Seems like a shitty thing to wish for, Beems. Woof!


I'm not wishing for anything, and I'm not on phog.net starting rumors that Snyder is going to die soon and has been shitting his pants.

Go ahead, it wouldn't be the first time a ku fan has started rumors like that.   We can handle it.

It would be the first time Beems started an original thread though.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 19, 2013, 04:12:49 PM
Bill Self will have a bastard.

Will he force him to take the last name Wheat?

I dunno what the bastard name is for Kansas.

GoT: Season 2 out today!

Yes, Wheat was the name we chose several pages back.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: kstater on February 19, 2013, 04:19:32 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

...And a bastard kid on the way.  Don't forget that.

Let's not go calling the kid a bastard yet.  There's still time for him to divorce his wife and marry the piece from the side.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 19, 2013, 04:27:55 PM
I have to admit that I am pretty excited to see what Bill Self's side piece looks like.  I haven't been this excited since I discovered masturbation. :excited:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: deputy dawg on February 19, 2013, 04:34:38 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

^^^This
A masterpiece of bait and switch.  A rational discussion of how classless ku fans (not all ku fans, but a lot of classless ones) wish that Snyder would die so that ku could be relevant in football in the state of Kansas again.  This classless attitude being compared to Self jeopardizing his own legacy by siring a bastard child.  Nice diversion from the topic at hand, i.e., how grimy it would be for Self if the mistress/bastard child rumors are true.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 19, 2013, 04:39:16 PM
Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 19, 2013, 04:41:55 PM
Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

The star player of the world's most recognized football program dated a girl he didn't know was fake for three years.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 19, 2013, 04:43:37 PM
Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 19, 2013, 04:45:24 PM
Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

I am related to a person with proof that multiple players from KU's 2008 team should have been ineligible.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 19, 2013, 04:46:19 PM
Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

I am related to a person with proof that multiple players from KU's 2008 team should have been ineligible.

So this person just sits on the information? Why is that? I really am curious.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 19, 2013, 04:48:43 PM
Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

I am related to a person with proof that multiple players from KU's 2008 team should have been ineligible.

So this person just sits on the information? Why is that? I really am curious.

Takes a lot of effort to alert the media, do interviews, be questioned by the NCAA, etc.....


Whatever happened to KU's team dealer that got arrested?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 19, 2013, 04:49:20 PM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 19, 2013, 04:49:56 PM
Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

I am related to a person with proof that multiple players from KU's 2008 team should have been ineligible.

So this person just sits on the information? Why is that? I really am curious.

KU grad, was dating one of the players.  If she had it to do over again she'd let it out to screw Lew but now that he's gone it'll stay that way.  No beef with KU, just Lew.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 19, 2013, 04:50:42 PM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 19, 2013, 04:55:24 PM
Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

I am related to a person with proof that multiple players from KU's 2008 team should have been ineligible.

So this person just sits on the information? Why is that? I really am curious.

KU grad, was dating one of the players.  If she had it to do over again she'd let it out to screw Lew but now that he's gone it'll stay that way.  No beef with KU, just Lew.

Fair enough, thanks for indulging my request.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 19, 2013, 04:56:27 PM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book!  :cheers:

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Phil Titola on February 19, 2013, 05:11:29 PM
Marino kept his side action and bastard quiet for decades....he is a bit bigger than Self.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 05:17:49 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

The national championship is fair game, but the conference championships aren't really an apples to apples comparison. In football, 60% of the Big 12 has been in the national title picture within the last 10 years. In basketball, it's pretty much KU and everybody else, so conference championships come easier for the coach of KU.


Translation:  KU is elite
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 05:18:39 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

The national championship is fair game, but the conference championships aren't really an apples to apples comparison. In football, 60% of the Big 12 has been in the national title picture within the last 10 years. In basketball, it's pretty much KU and everybody else, so conference championships come easier for the coach of KU.

6 out of 8 of those years Jim Wooldridge would have won the B12 championship. Not impressed


Interesting considering Wooldridge was fired for sucking and K-State has never sniffed a Big 12 hoops title.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 05:20:26 PM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.


Pat yourself on the back.  You've earned it.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 05:21:51 PM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book!  :cheers:


One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive.  Seriously, think before you post next time.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 19, 2013, 05:25:15 PM
I was at a party on Saturday night and there was a bunch of ku fans and Self's personal life was all they could talk about.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Pete on February 19, 2013, 05:30:31 PM
I was at a party on Saturday night and there was a bunch of ku fans and Self's personal life was all they could talk about.

Same sort of experience I have had with KU fans.  If the conversation lulls, just bring up Self and his personal life and away they go.....
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 19, 2013, 05:38:41 PM
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

The national championship is fair game, but the conference championships aren't really an apples to apples comparison. In football, 60% of the Big 12 has been in the national title picture within the last 10 years. In basketball, it's pretty much KU and everybody else, so conference championships come easier for the coach of KU.

6 out of 8 of those years Jim Wooldridge would have won the B12 championship. Not impressed


Interesting considering Wooldridge was fired for sucking and K-State has never sniffed a Big 12 hoops title.

I think he meant that Wooly could've coached those KU teams to a title.

I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.


Pat yourself on the back.  You've earned it.

Now you're just saying random crap as a response to every post.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 0.42 on February 19, 2013, 05:58:35 PM
Beems, how many microbreweries have you visited/tried in Portland? Seems like there'd be a shitload. tia
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 19, 2013, 06:03:17 PM
Is there a thread somewhere that explains why Smock is called beems? Or can someone just explain it to me? 
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: JesusShuttlesworth on February 19, 2013, 06:05:01 PM
Could Bill Self have won 2 Big Ten titles and made it to a Final Four as the coach of Northwestern?  If so, then maybe he can be compared to LHC Bill Snyder.  As it is, he's just another good coach that is plugged into the godfather payment fueled KU basketball machine. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on February 19, 2013, 06:06:10 PM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book!  :cheers:


One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive.  Seriously, think before you post next time.

Mood swings due to pill binges = CONFIRMED

No non-druggies call pill heads that OD their best friend.

T's & Ps beems....  get some help.  Dr. Drew, perhaps?

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 19, 2013, 06:08:59 PM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book!  :cheers:


One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive.  Seriously, think before you post next time.

Mood swings due to pill binges = CONFIRMED

No non-druggies call pill heads that OD their best friend.

T's & Ps beems....  get some help.  Dr. Drew, perhaps?



Really dude?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 06:09:54 PM
Could Bill Self have won 2 Big Ten titles and made it to a Final Four as the coach of Northwestern?  If so, then maybe he can be compared to LHC LHC Bill Snyder.  As it is, he's just another good coach that is plugged into the godfather payment fueled KU basketball machine.


He has taken three different programs to the Elite Eight, including Tulsa.  And yes, KU is super elite and awesome at basketball. 
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: JesusShuttlesworth on February 19, 2013, 06:10:49 PM
Could Bill Self have won 2 Big Ten titles and made it to a Final Four as the coach of Northwestern?  If so, then maybe he can be compared to LHC LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder.  As it is, he's just another good coach that is plugged into the godfather payment fueled KU basketball machine.


He has taken three different programs to the Elite Eight, including Tulsa.  And yes, KU is super elite and awesome at basketball.

So you don't want to answer the question?  Didn't think so. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on February 19, 2013, 06:11:27 PM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book!  :cheers:


One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive.  Seriously, think before you post next time.

Mood swings due to pill binges = CONFIRMED

No non-druggies call pill heads that OD their best friend.

T's & Ps beems....  get some help.  Dr. Drew, perhaps?



Really dude?

Do you know any straight-lace church goers that spend much of their time hanging out with drug users, or vice-versa?

Not a huge leap of faith.

Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2013, 06:13:19 PM
Oh man, beems. Get back on the caffeine.  :lol:
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: JesusShuttlesworth on February 19, 2013, 06:13:21 PM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book!  :cheers:


One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive.  Seriously, think before you post next time.

Mood swings due to pill binges = CONFIRMED

No non-druggies call pill heads that OD their best friend.

T's & Ps beems....  get some help.  Dr. Drew, perhaps?

Sending him to Dr. Drew is pretty much guaranteeing his death. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: star seed 7 on February 19, 2013, 06:16:41 PM
sorry to hear about your friend ben.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on February 19, 2013, 06:22:26 PM
yes sorry to hear about your friend.  please don't go to dr drew he already killed 5 cast members.  just a tip though, people are going to make fun of drug use/self destructive behavior and use it as an insult, no point getting all upset on the internet.  like those meth brothers that blew up their house after winning the lottery, that was pretty funny HA!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on February 19, 2013, 06:33:00 PM
yes sorry to hear about your friend.  please don't go to dr drew he already killed 5 cast members.  just a tip though, people are going to make fun of drug use/self destructive behavior and use it as an insult, no point getting all upset on the internet.  like those meth brothers that blew up their house after winning the lottery, that was pretty funny HA!

Typical ku hoops fans. Heard one was wearing a ku shirt and the other a Kansas Lottery t-shirt.

 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 06:58:12 PM
Oh man, beems. Get back on the caffeine.  :lol:


Just got an iced coffee (no sweetener) from Starbuck's.  I'm good, bro. 


 :cheers:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Headinjun on February 19, 2013, 07:02:58 PM
Who has the the real scoop?

Dougspin doesn't want any BS.   

If this crap is real let him know and he'll get on it. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 19, 2013, 07:16:33 PM
Is there a thread somewhere that explains why Smock is called beems? Or can someone just explain it to me?

his username was BMWJhawk (his initials or something) before it was OregonHawk. BMW led to beems.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 0.42 on February 19, 2013, 07:18:01 PM
Oh man, beems. Get back on the caffeine.  :lol:


Just got an iced coffee (no sweetener) from Starbuck's.  I'm good, bro. 


 :cheers:

BUY LOCAL YOU ROMNEY-LOVER
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2013, 10:08:54 PM
Oh man, beems. Get back on the caffeine.  :lol:


Just got an iced coffee (no sweetener) from Starbuck's.  I'm good, bro. 


 :cheers:
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OK_Cat on February 20, 2013, 09:19:49 AM
beems just ignore the douchebag posters here making fun of your dead friend. 

t&p's, buddy.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 0.42 on February 20, 2013, 09:33:33 AM
beems just ignore the douchebag posters here making fun of your dead friend. 

t&p's, buddy.

 :users:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2013, 09:34:11 AM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book!  :cheers:


One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive.  Seriously, think before you post next time.

Offensive? whatever dude, yea as I was typing that I thought to myself "i bet one of his best friends died from an overdose, maybe I shouldn't post this. oh well!"

Maybe we shouldnt talk about getting drunk either, I'm sure someone here has known someone that died of alcohol poisoning
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OK_Cat on February 20, 2013, 09:35:14 AM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book!  :cheers:


One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive.  Seriously, think before you post next time.

Offensive? whatever dude, yea as I was typing that I thought to myself "i bet one of his best friends died from an overdose, maybe I shouldn't post this. oh well!"

Maybe we shouldnt talk about getting drunk either, I'm sure someone here has known someone that died of alcohol poisoning

don't be an bad person
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2013, 09:38:24 AM
I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book!  :cheers:


One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive.  Seriously, think before you post next time.

Offensive? whatever dude, yea as I was typing that I thought to myself "i bet one of his best friends died from an overdose, maybe I shouldn't post this. oh well!"

Maybe we shouldnt talk about getting drunk either, I'm sure someone here has known someone that died of alcohol poisoning

don't be an bad person

lol, so I'm supposed to know every personal detail about beems' past? gmafb. Sorry about your friend beems, if I would of known you had a friend die of an overdose I wouldn't of posted that. but we aren't friends IRL so, like, its kind of hard to know stuff like that.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 20, 2013, 09:39:04 AM
Guys, can we please let it go and focus on Bill fathering a bastard and how it will be all over the news soon?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllToPay on February 20, 2013, 09:40:02 AM
feel bad for tyler. all his teammates are probably giving bill a high five each morning coming out of his hotel room. :frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: CNS on February 20, 2013, 09:41:51 AM
feel bad for tyler. all his teammates are probably giving bill a high five each morning coming out of his hotel room. :frown:

Yeah, Tyler is put in a bad sitch.  I mean, if he wasn't on the team, he could stand back and play neutral.  But now that he is on the team, he either has to be #TeamDirtBagDad or #TeamMom.

Maybe this is why Bill has lost the team this year.  Maybe the guys all really like Tyler and they see how badly Bill is hurting him?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ednksu on February 20, 2013, 09:42:14 AM
We've all heard of jersey chases, now coach chases?

How long till Bill has a Wally Judge type meltdown?
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on February 20, 2013, 09:49:31 AM
One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive.  Seriously, think before you post next time.

Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?

When I was in high school, one of my friends lost his dad and uncle in a crash flying their plane to Ohio on a business trip, so to wish that fate on others is beyond offensive.  rough ridin' hypocrite
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: pissclams on February 20, 2013, 09:53:07 AM
The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 20, 2013, 09:56:03 AM
The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

People still watch that show, news to me.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 20, 2013, 09:59:51 AM
The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

People still watch that show, news to me.

Sounds like lots of stuff is news to you.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: OK_Cat on February 20, 2013, 10:00:21 AM
The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

People still watch that show, news to me.

Sounds like lots of stuff is news to you.

like the definition of "tshirt fan"
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: pissclams on February 20, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

People still watch that show, news to me.

well, when there's a strong possibility of longtime friend and poster, OregonSmock, making an appearance, you better believe i'll be watching.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 20, 2013, 10:04:12 AM
The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

People still watch that show, news to me.

Sounds like lots of stuff is news to you.

like the definition of "tshirt fan"

 :chainsaw: Just messing, I really did just learn what that was the other day.  Things happen
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 20, 2013, 02:52:18 PM
So here is a quick recap of the thread:

A) Self drilled a chick...she's preggers.

B) Beems was pissed, left and came back.  He was greeted kindly then gE got back to it.  His friend died of an overdose.  Bummer.  Drugs = Bad.

C) Real World Portland begins March 27th (who knew).

D) I still want to motor boat Cindy.

It's a rough summary, but back on topic.  I want to know the sexual position Self and this chick did to get preggers.  Was it classic missionary?  Maybe doggy-style on a desk where Self has a foot on the desk and is making some creeper face with his pseudo-mullet?  Oh the possibilities.  Maybe the chick was reverse cowgirlling Self...I just don't know.

Any inside information would be great.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Headinjun on February 20, 2013, 03:30:53 PM
I've been hearing it was some weird diaper sex thing.

You know how men of power like to be treated in bed.  So they say
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 20, 2013, 03:35:55 PM
Well, now I don't even believe Headinjun's Deadspace story.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 20, 2013, 03:36:14 PM
I've been hearing it was some weird diaper sex thing.

You know how men of power like to be treated in bed.  So they say

Blumperz sock outed.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: puniraptor on February 20, 2013, 03:40:39 PM
you cant get pregnant if you use a diaper  :blank:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 20, 2013, 03:40:55 PM
I've been hearing it was some weird diaper sex thing.

You know how men of power like to be treated in bed.  So they say

Blumperz sock outed.

 :lol: Diaper sex from Injun Joe...I didn't see that coming.  I'm glad that HeadInjun's 3rd post involved diaper sex.  It reminds me of a young Blumperz.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 20, 2013, 03:44:13 PM
you cant get pregnant if you use a diaper  :blank:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: JesusShuttlesworth on February 20, 2013, 10:18:36 PM
Totally heartless for the camera to be zooming in on an obviously broken and haggard Cindy Self. 
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: wetwillie on February 20, 2013, 10:19:24 PM
Totally heartless for the camera to be zooming in on an obviously broken and haggard Cindy Self. 

Yea it was a new low for ESPN
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: meow meow on February 20, 2013, 10:19:50 PM
Cindy is taking this all surprisingly well
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on February 20, 2013, 10:21:36 PM
Guys that die by pill o/d are huge losers
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: sys on February 20, 2013, 10:22:21 PM
Totally heartless for the camera to be zooming in on an obviously broken and haggard Cindy Self. 

Yea it was a new low for ESPN


"not easy being the coach's wife".  airing the selfs' dirty laundry in front of the entire nation.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Phil Titola on February 20, 2013, 10:22:53 PM
I'd cheat on her too.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ednksu on February 20, 2013, 10:27:31 PM
espn has to know what is going on.  she has never been on TV this much in Bill's entire career.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Brock Landers on February 20, 2013, 10:28:56 PM
She looks pretty rough when the camera zooms in on her.....I think things are starting to take a toll on her. Blumpkins, you had better get on that quick before she becomes unmotorboatable.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Phil Titola on February 20, 2013, 10:32:43 PM
espn has to know what is going on.  she has never been on TV this much in Bill's entire career.

Have you EVER seen her on TV?  I don't see many of their contests though.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Lrrrrman on February 20, 2013, 10:37:34 PM
Looks like she was beaten with the bathroom sink. Scared to see what she might look like for their next game is the Pokes pull this out. T's & P's.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 20, 2013, 10:43:46 PM
espn has to know what is going on.  she has never been on TV this much in Bill's entire career.

Pretty accurate.  They have heard the rumblings.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Phil Titola on February 20, 2013, 10:44:42 PM
She is extra scared given the whole Oscar Pistorius thingie
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: wetwillie on February 20, 2013, 10:44:48 PM
espn has to know what is going on.  she has never been on TV this much in Bill's entire career.

Pretty accurate.  They have heard the rumblings.

They read the board obvs
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: Headinjun on February 20, 2013, 10:46:46 PM
I think the sadness and drinking are taking its toll.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: ednksu on February 20, 2013, 10:49:06 PM
I really feel sorry for her.  She is trying to be strong and stand by her husband and espn is just rubbing it in her face. 
Title: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: felix rex on February 21, 2013, 06:28:13 AM
If Cindy Self didn't play softball in college, I'll eat a carpet.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on February 21, 2013, 07:48:14 AM
Kansas lawyers: Is it possible to file for divorce and then pull your filing?  I was told someone might have done this in Wichita.

Also, Bill Self was living at the Oread for a while.

Source: A- (friend of Self's mistress)
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: mocat on February 21, 2013, 08:29:20 AM
amazing photo (not shopped)

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Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 21, 2013, 08:37:25 AM
what a babe
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Katpappy on February 21, 2013, 08:38:19 AM
amazing photo (not shopped)

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Dr. Blumpkin, you better rethink the motorboating.  You may need a fan boat; could easily get stuck with a motorboat without plenty of liquid refreshments.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 21, 2013, 08:47:26 AM
If Cindy Self didn't play softball in college, I'll eat a carpet.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m6lr0rPq5E1qireq9.gif&hash=635d6a05e9a2ad542a733e336d0eb5affa484396)
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: wabash909 on February 21, 2013, 08:51:08 AM
amazing photo (not shopped)

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What a sweet looking lady.



Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 21, 2013, 09:17:49 AM
amazing photo (not shopped)

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What a sweet looking lady.

Innocent and trusting.  Like Rio Adams
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: deputy dawg on February 21, 2013, 09:33:42 AM
amazing photo (not shopped)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fworldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com%2Fimg%2Fphotos%2F2010%2F10%2F28%2Fku_ladys_night_bill_self_ka_07_t460.JPG%3F926875e5be5f93a8dc1e86b8d949ee54b77d1e0d&hash=25a7e7d7543ba967f295c0a89d2e666a56264280)

Never noticed Bill's overbite before.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 21, 2013, 10:10:18 AM
amazing photo (not shopped)

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Dr. Blumpkin, you better rethink the motorboating.  You may need a fan boat; could easily get stuck with a motorboat without plenty of liquid refreshments.  :tongue:

This photo (and last night's ESPN coverage) definitely put a damper on #OperationMotorBoatCindy.  I have put way too much thought into it now and can't give up on principle alone.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: ksu1100 on February 21, 2013, 10:38:17 AM
From people who work and/or are around the bar scene in L town, a volleyball player was "used".
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on February 21, 2013, 02:39:47 PM
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Title: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: JesusShuttlesworth on February 21, 2013, 03:16:59 PM
amazing photo (not shopped)

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Never noticed Bill's overbite before.

Those are capped. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 21, 2013, 03:30:43 PM
amazing photo (not shopped)

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Never noticed Bill's overbite before.

Is it me or does Bill Self look Asian in that picture.  Also, kudos to Cindy for pounding that dude for years.  She must have the heart of a saint.  #OperationMotorBoat back on.

Those are capped.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: massofcatfan on February 21, 2013, 05:41:28 PM
amazing photo (not shopped)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fworldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com%2Fimg%2Fphotos%2F2010%2F10%2F28%2Fku_ladys_night_bill_self_ka_07_t460.JPG%3F926875e5be5f93a8dc1e86b8d949ee54b77d1e0d&hash=25a7e7d7543ba967f295c0a89d2e666a56264280)

Never noticed Bill's overbite before.

and I never noticed he was pregnant before
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: purplepower419 on February 22, 2013, 02:06:49 AM
Cindy is taking this all surprisingly well
That is because it isnt true and some idiot on here perpetuated it making us look like clowns.  Lets leave our trash talking to the court. Let the game speak for itself.   :bball: :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: 8manpick on February 22, 2013, 02:28:33 AM
Cindy is taking this all surprisingly well
That is because it isnt true and some idiot on here perpetuated it making us look like clowns.  Lets leave our trash talking to the court. Let the game speak for itself.   :bball: :lynchmob:
This rough ridin' guy
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: WildcatNkilt on February 22, 2013, 07:50:40 AM
Cindy is taking this all surprisingly well
That is because it isnt true and some idiot on here perpetuated it making us look like clowns.  Lets leave our trash talking to the court. Let the game speak for itself.   :bball: :lynchmob:

Don't be a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), and you should probably never post again.  Plenty of people on here heard from sources connected to the University in Kansas in some fashion.  Go back to GPC tuck.
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: hatingfrancisco on February 22, 2013, 08:06:23 AM
Cindy is taking this all surprisingly well
That is because it isnt true and some idiot on here perpetuated it making us look like clowns.  Lets leave our trash talking to the court. Let the game speak for itself.   :bball: :lynchmob:

 :popcorn: *pretend the popcorn is dicks*
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 22, 2013, 08:31:40 AM
I hope purplepower419 is right, but there are plenty of people I trust a whole lot more than him that are saying otherwise. :frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 22, 2013, 09:31:40 AM
Cindy is taking this all surprisingly well
That is because it isnt true and some idiot on here perpetuated it making us look like clowns.  Lets leave our trash talking to the court. Let the game speak for itself.   :bball: :lynchmob:

What the crap is this Friday Night Lights bull crap?  I'd rather destroy teams on the court (on a level of destruction similar to what Charlie Weis's toilet experiences after an all-you-can-eat buffet) then dick flop after word.  Leave it on the court...eff that noise.  I thought this was goEMAW.com not sunshineandrainbows.com
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: purplepower419 on February 22, 2013, 10:48:47 AM
Cindy is taking this all surprisingly well
That is because it isnt true and some idiot on here perpetuated it making us look like clowns.  Lets leave our trash talking to the court. Let the game speak for itself.   :bball: :lynchmob:

Don't be a rough ridin' respect, and you should probably never post again.  Plenty of people on here heard from sources connected to the University in Kansas in some fashion.  Go back to GPC tuck.
UPC TRUCK? Why don't you and your pizza box get the hell off my 200,000 porch, which is paid for BTW, and shut the hell up and QUIT making us look stupid. I know for a fact this is not true....but whatever, y'all seem to have a better inside track on this than i do (lol). This thread makes a mockery of everything we want to stand for.  And where the hell were you on Monday night anyway? I was at the game. Our arena looked like a joke on national TV. Is the only game WE care about the chickenhawks? Show some PURPLE pride BIT***!
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 22, 2013, 10:54:37 AM
Cindy is taking this all surprisingly well
That is because it isnt true and some idiot on here perpetuated it making us look like clowns.  Lets leave our trash talking to the court. Let the game speak for itself.   :bball: :lynchmob:

Don't be a rough ridin' respect, and you should probably never post again.  Plenty of people on here heard from sources connected to the University in Kansas in some fashion.  Go back to GPC tuck.
UPC TRUCK? Why don't you and your pizza box get the hell off my 200,000 porch, which is paid for BTW, and shut the hell up and QUIT making us look stupid. I know for a fact this is not true....but whatever, y'all seem to have a better inside track on this than i do (lol). This thread makes a mockery of everything we want to stand for.  And where the hell were you on Monday night anyway? I was at the game. Our arena looked like a joke on national TV. Is the only game WE care about the chickenhawks? Show some PURPLE pride BIT***!

 :sdeek: In fighting  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2013, 10:58:22 AM
Cindy is taking this all surprisingly well
That is because it isnt true and some idiot on here perpetuated it making us look like clowns.  Lets leave our trash talking to the court. Let the game speak for itself.   :bball: :lynchmob:

Don't be a rough ridin' respect, and you should probably never post again.  Plenty of people on here heard from sources connected to the University in Kansas in some fashion.  Go back to GPC tuck.
UPC TRUCK? Why don't you and your pizza box get the hell off my 200,000 porch, which is paid for BTW, and shut the hell up and QUIT making us look stupid. I know for a fact this is not true....but whatever, y'all seem to have a better inside track on this than i do (lol). This thread makes a mockery of everything we want to stand for.  And where the hell were you on Monday night anyway? I was at the game. Our arena looked like a joke on national TV. Is the only game WE care about the chickenhawks? Show some PURPLE pride BIT***!

lol, sqauwk. ran IP/Email. ESPN comment section:

Quote
Well, Enjoy your little win. Soon you will have to revert to having your hopes and dreams crushed. However, as a Mizzou fan, you will ease seemlessly into that role so the transition will be painless. Best Wishes, Jayhawk Nation P.S. Reesing to Meier FTW!

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
Post by: DQ12 on February 22, 2013, 10:59:42 AM
lol, sqauwk. ran IP/Email. ESPN comment section:

Quote
Well, Enjoy your little win. Soon you will have to revert to having your hopes and dreams crushed. However, as a Mizzou fan, you will ease seemlessly into that role so the transition will be painless. Best Wishes, Jayhawk Nation P.S. Reesing to Meier FTW!

 :lol:
UPC TRUCK?!
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2013, 10:59:48 AM
and talking about his paid for porch. is there anything more KU fan?  :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: DQ12 on February 22, 2013, 11:00:56 AM
and talking about his paid for porch. is there anything more KU fan?  :lol:
yep. 

plus the "y'all" in there.  textbook squawk vocabulary.  good job smoking him out though.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 0.42 on February 22, 2013, 11:02:31 AM
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Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2013, 11:06:58 AM
also, his $200k paid for porch is in Topeka
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: purplepower419 on February 22, 2013, 11:18:13 AM
U guys are so funny and a tad frightning. I will say well done. Now lets get it on again in the Big 12 TOURNAMENT. Since you " smoked me out" why dont you smoke out the fact that our family staunchly supported KSU for years. The Ahearn fund or Ernie Barrett could personally verify that. Why don't you give him a call and ask? I grew up watching proudly watching Ed Nealy play basketball while sitting on the floor at the old barn. But whatever moderator.

I am not a K-Hater. Unlike many people in this state I root for both schools. A concept foreign to Y'ALL because you are filled with hate. Learn to be a little more accepting it will do you some good.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2013, 11:19:45 AM
U guys are so funny and a tad frightning. I will see well done. Now lets get it on again in the Big 12 TOURNAMENT. Since you " smoked me out" why dont you smoke out the fact that our family staunchly supported KSU for years. The Ahearn fund or Ernie Barrett could personally verify that. Why dont you give him a call and ask? I grew up watching proudly watching Ed Nealy play basketball while sitting on the floor at the old barn. But whatever moderator.

I am not a K-Hater. Unlike many people in this state I root for both schools. A concept foreign to Y'ALL because you are filled with hate. Learn to be a little more accepting it will do you some good.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 22, 2013, 11:20:44 AM
"UPC truck" is the best thing that could have happened to me this morning. Not exaggerating.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2013, 11:23:40 AM
Quote
Strippers and blow? Did I hear you correctly Mr. Haith?

Party favors should not be a problem for this, I think Mizzou fan has this base covered.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 22, 2013, 11:25:32 AM
Guys lay off him. He's not a k-hater, you can verify that personally with the Ahearn fund.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2013, 11:28:02 AM
I was going to buy some of your baseball cards and memorabilia on ebay but I'm not now because I don't trust you.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 22, 2013, 11:28:32 AM
"Hi, ernie? Can you verify that purplepower419 is an ahearn fund member? TIA"
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2013, 11:31:21 AM
I was going to buy some of your baseball cards and memorabilia on ebay but I'm not now because I don't trust you.

OR MAYBE I WILL AND THEN GIVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK!

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Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 22, 2013, 11:38:35 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 8manpick on February 22, 2013, 11:41:08 AM
U guys are so funny and a tad frightning.

the word

I grew up watching proudly watching Ed Nealy play basketball while sitting on the floor at the old barn.

My god how old are you?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 22, 2013, 11:47:09 AM
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Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 0.42 on February 22, 2013, 11:54:12 AM
Unlike many people in this state I root for both schools. A concept foreign to Y'ALL because you are filled with hate. Learn to be a little more accepting it will do you some good.

Pick a rough ridin' side, loser.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2013, 11:54:37 AM
Unlike many people in this state I root for both schools. A concept foreign to Y'ALL because you are filled with hate. Learn to be a little more accepting it will do you some good.

Pick a rough ridin' side, loser.

he's lying
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 0.42 on February 22, 2013, 11:54:59 AM
 :surprised:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: purplepower419 on February 22, 2013, 11:55:49 AM
For the record.

I apologize to ALL of you I have offended.  I truly do root for KSU when they are not playing KU. I grew up in a home with a father that loved KU and KSU.  I know that sounds really strange but it is how it was. I do enjoy the season KSU is having.  I want the BIG 12 to be strong especially KU and KSU.  I should have known better than to say anything. I did get to the game on Monday night in Manhattan. I know my apology means nothing but know I am sincere. AND YES I am old. So FWIW please accept my apology. The conference we are in needs to stay strong and we have been in this thing together for way too long. BTW LHC Bill Snyder IS the best coach in college football.

One of my best friends is a diehard KSU and it makes him sick when I pull for KSU....Is it really so strange to like both schools?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: JKEYS on February 22, 2013, 11:56:21 AM
also, his $200k paid for porch is in Topeka

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 8manpick on February 22, 2013, 11:57:23 AM
What are you apologising for? Being wrong about Massa Self?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
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Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 22, 2013, 12:00:31 PM
It's weird to create a fake pro-K-State fan screen name, pretend to be a K-State fan so you can tell us to stop spittin' truth about Bill Self, post only pro-KU fan stuff on other boards, then say you cheer for both KU and K-State, yes.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAWzified on February 22, 2013, 12:05:48 PM
Clinical T-shirt bi-polar behavior
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: slimz on February 22, 2013, 12:07:48 PM
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Title: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2013, 12:07:49 PM
It's weird to create a fake pro-K-State fan screen name, pretend to be a K-State fan so you can tell us to talk spittin' truth about Bill Self, post only pro-KU fan stuff on other boards, then say you cheer for both KU and K-State, yes.

It's one of my all time BBS favorites. Fake shame of your fake fave team.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Mr Bread on February 22, 2013, 12:22:15 PM
For the record.

I apologize to ALL of you I have offended.  I truly do root for KSU when they are not playing KU. I grew up in a home with a father that got drunk and beat me alot.  I know that sounds really strange but it is how it was. I do enjoy the season KSU is having.  I want the BIG 12 to be strong especially KU and KSU.  I should have known better than to say anything. I did get to the game on Monday night in Manhattan. I know my apology means nothing but know I am sincere. AND YES I am old. So FWIW please accept my apology. The conference we are in needs to stay strong and we have been in this thing together for way too long. BTW LHC LHC Bill Snyder IS the best coach in college football.

One of my best friends is a diehard KSU and it makes him sick when I pull for KSU....Is it really so strange to like both schools?

:sdeek:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: puniraptor on February 22, 2013, 12:28:58 PM
 :tsc:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: RickRampus on February 22, 2013, 12:36:21 PM
For the record.

I apologize to ALL of you I have offended.  I truly do root for KSU when they are not playing KU. I grew up in a home with a father that got drunk and beat me alot.  I know that sounds really strange but it is how it was. I do enjoy the season KSU is having.  I want the BIG 12 to be strong especially KU and KSU.  I should have known better than to say anything. I did get to the game on Monday night in Manhattan. I know my apology means nothing but know I am sincere. AND YES I am old. So FWIW please accept my apology. The conference we are in needs to stay strong and we have been in this thing together for way too long. BTW LHC LHC Bill Snyder IS the best coach in college football.

One of my best friends is a diehard KSU and it makes him sick when I pull for KSU....Is it really so strange to like both schools?

:sdeek:

Haven't decided yet if that tidbit was a #fanningbrag or just rough ridin' wierd that you would throw out you were abused as a child in his 10th post as a reasoning for being a fan of both schools. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 22, 2013, 12:36:38 PM
These last few pages have made my morning.  Nothing screams small penis like "I have a 200k porch that is paid for."  As has been confirmed in the KU racist thread/gay thread, you have probably yelled at many "people of color/ambiguous sexual orientation" to get off your 200k lawn.

I gotta roll guys...I have a ton of deliveries to make in my 20k UPC truck.  A lot of labels to deliver to various Wal-Marts/Targets.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 22, 2013, 12:37:17 PM
T's and P's purplepower419. You obviously need them.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 22, 2013, 12:42:48 PM
For the record.

I apologize to ALL of you I have offended.  I truly do root for KSU when they are not playing KU. I grew up in a home with a father that got drunk and beat me alot.  I know that sounds really strange but it is how it was. I do enjoy the season KSU is having.  I want the BIG 12 to be strong especially KU and KSU.  I should have known better than to say anything. I did get to the game on Monday night in Manhattan. I know my apology means nothing but know I am sincere. AND YES I am old. So FWIW please accept my apology. The conference we are in needs to stay strong and we have been in this thing together for way too long. BTW LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder IS the best coach in college football.

One of my best friends is a diehard KSU and it makes him sick when I pull for KSU....Is it really so strange to like both schools?

:sdeek:

Haven't decided yet if that tidbit was a #fanningbrag or just rough ridin' wierd that you would throw out you were abused as a child in his 10th post as a reasoning for being a fan of both schools.

Shittles...I didn't even see that.  Dr. Blumpkin suggests continued therapy (cognitive behavioral therapy to be exact) in both an individual setting and a family setting.  Building these support systems can help you with your clear socializing issue.  The first step is the realization that KU sucks (like AIDS/the new strand of tuberculosis level suck).  The second step is seeking help.

Love Dr. Blumpkin.

PS. You may still have a small weiner (not sure yet).
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OK_Cat on February 22, 2013, 12:49:51 PM
some bbs's would call this thread "epic" or whatever.

this is just another ho-hum day at gE

 :users:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: SEK_EMAW on February 22, 2013, 12:58:36 PM
purplepower419 is the administrator of your dead uncle's multimillion dollar estate in Nigeria.  If you wire him $400 to cover the legal fees, you too could have a $200k porch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_scam
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rock Lobster on February 22, 2013, 01:24:15 PM
"Hi, ernie? Can you verify that purplepower419 is an ahearn fund member? TIA"

Ernie: Who the hell is that?

goEMAW: He grew up proudly watching Ed Nealy  :)

Ernie: Oh yes he's a good lad
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 22, 2013, 01:30:11 PM
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 22, 2013, 01:31:36 PM
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

If Bill actually is not cheating on Cindy, then that makes us all gullible, not liars. Who are we lying to/trolling?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 22, 2013, 01:31:59 PM
In fact, in my book, you guys are the worst.  Nothing's more pathetic than being so butthurt about constantly getting your asses kicked by a certain school that you would target their coach and try to pin him with cheating on his wife. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 22, 2013, 01:33:47 PM
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

If Bill actually is not cheating on Cindy, then that makes us all gullible, not liars. Who are we lying to/trolling?


None of you have posted one shred of evidence that would suggest Bill Self is cheating on his wife.  Nothing.  You're basically a bunch of high schoolers spreading rumors.  How can you not see this? 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 22, 2013, 01:34:03 PM
Oh man #Istressedoutonvalentinesandtookitoutongoemaw really got us there.

Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 22, 2013, 01:34:23 PM
In fact, in my book, you guys are the worst.  Nothing's more pathetic than being so butthurt about constantly getting your asses kicked by a certain school that you would target their coach and try to pin him with cheating on his wife.

So, you don't believe he did it, then? I hope you are right, for the kids' sake.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 22, 2013, 01:36:28 PM
In fact, in my book, you guys are the worst.  Nothing's more pathetic than being so butthurt about constantly getting your asses kicked by a certain school that you would target their coach and try to pin him with cheating on his wife.

So, you don't believe he did it, then? I hope you are right, for the kids' sake.


It's none of you or anyone else's business, and you have no evidence that would suggest anything.  In summary, you're just a bunch of butthurt assclowns who are sick and tired of your team getting its ass kicked by KU.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: mocat on February 22, 2013, 01:37:18 PM
In fact, in my book, you guys are the worst.  Nothing's more pathetic than being so butthurt about constantly getting your asses kicked by a certain school that you would target their coach and try to pin him with cheating on his wife.

So, you don't believe he did it, then? I hope you are right, for the kids' sake.


It's none of you or anyone else's business, and you have no evidence that would suggest anything.  In summary, you're just a bunch of butthurt assclowns who are sick and tired of your team getting its ass kicked by KU.

Sorry about your friend man  :frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 22, 2013, 01:37:40 PM
Oh man #Istressedoutonvalentinesandtookitoutongoemaw really got us there.


Oh look it's the perpetually paranoid and butthurt middle aged man who is worried that Obama is going to send a drone after him.  Black helicopters and tin foil hats!  Duck!


 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 22, 2013, 01:40:43 PM
Oh man #Istressedoutonvalentinesandtookitoutongoemaw really got us there.


Oh look it's the perpetually paranoid and butthurt middle aged man who is worried that Obama is going to send a drone after him.  Black helicopters and tin foil hats!  Duck!


 :lol:

Kind of sad stuff from the closet neo-con.

Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 22, 2013, 01:42:05 PM
Like it or not, Coach Self is a celebrity, OregonSmock. You can bet that if any of us started hearing rumors about Coach Weber banging coeds and employees of a charity he sponsored, there would be a 50 page thread on this site talking about it.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 22, 2013, 01:43:31 PM
Oh man #Istressedoutonvalentinesandtookitoutongoemaw really got us there.


Oh look it's the perpetually paranoid and butthurt middle aged man who is worried that Obama is going to send a drone after him.  Black helicopters and tin foil hats!  Duck!


 :lol:

Kind of sad stuff from the closet neo-con.


But, but, but... Obama gon' send the drones after you! 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on February 22, 2013, 01:43:49 PM
In fact, in my book, you guys are the worst.  Nothing's more pathetic than being so butthurt about constantly getting your asses kicked by a certain school that you would target their coach and try to pin him with cheating on his wife.
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

If Bill actually is not cheating on Cindy, then that makes us all gullible, not liars. Who are we lying to/trolling?

None of you have posted one shred of evidence that would suggest Bill Self is cheating on his wife.  Nothing.  You're basically a bunch of high schoolers spreading rumors.  How can you not see this? 

I got my original info from two entirely separate groups of (hot) girls in Lawrence who said Bill Self bought them the same stupidly-named shot ("Wet Pussy").  The overlapping details convinced me that's true.  Of course, that didn't mean he's cheating.

Months later, I spoke with a good friend of mine at KU who says her friend is Self's mistress and he was living at the Oread for a while.  Third-hand info.  She also said there was a divorce proceeding filed and pulled in Wichita, so I posted to ask if that's even possible in Kansas.  She also said some other stuff about pay-offs that I didn't post since it WAS pure speculation.

So...
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 22, 2013, 01:44:18 PM
Oh man #Istressedoutonvalentinesandtookitoutongoemaw really got us there.


Oh look it's the perpetually paranoid and butthurt middle aged man who is worried that Obama is going to send a drone after him.  Black helicopters and tin foil hats!  Duck!


 :lol:

Kind of sad stuff from the closet neo-con.


But, but, but... Obama gon' send the drones after you!

This isn't the political board closet neo-con/lover of dictatorial powers.

Sad
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 22, 2013, 01:45:00 PM
Beems, what do you mean we don't have evidence? Do you want pics? Used condoms with confirmed DNA on both sides?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 22, 2013, 01:51:22 PM
Beems, what do you mean we don't have evidence? Do you want pics? Used condoms with confirmed DNA on both sides?


Anything other than hearsay.  This rumor has been around since 2008, and you clowns are just now catching wind of it.  It always resurfaces whenever KU loses a few games, so you do the math.  I lived in Lawrence for six years and never once heard a rumor that Bill Self cheated on his wife.  In fact, every time I saw Self in public he was either with his wife or his assistants (sometimes both).  Random girls do approach him all the time looking for autographs or pictures or whatever, but that doesn't mean anything.  A celebrity figure like that doesn't just go around rough ridin' random girls whenever he feels like it. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 22, 2013, 01:53:01 PM
A celebrity figure like that doesn't just go around rough ridin' random girls whenever he feels like it.
Tiger Woods did. He still might. :dunno:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 22, 2013, 01:55:53 PM
A celebrity figure like that doesn't just go around rough ridin' random girls whenever he feels like it.
Tiger Woods did. He still might. :dunno:


I should have qualified it as a "local celebrity figure."
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 22, 2013, 01:58:11 PM
The rumors about Larry Brown's bangin everything that moved didn't get going strong until the end of his tenure in Lawrence.  Even though it had been going on for several years. 

Self learned from one of the best. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 22, 2013, 01:59:00 PM
The rumors about Larry Brown's bangin everything that moved didn't get going strong until the end of his tenure in Lawrence.  Even though it had been going on for several years. 

Self learned from one of the best.


Larry Brown wasn't married, IIRC.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: GCJayhawker on February 22, 2013, 01:59:49 PM
In fact, in my book, you guys are the worst.  Nothing's more pathetic than being so butthurt about constantly getting your asses kicked by a certain school that you would target their coach and try to pin him with cheating on his wife.
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

If Bill actually is not cheating on Cindy, then that makes us all gullible, not liars. Who are we lying to/trolling?

None of you have posted one shred of evidence that would suggest Bill Self is cheating on his wife.  Nothing.  You're basically a bunch of high schoolers spreading rumors.  How can you not see this? 

I got my original info from two entirely separate groups of (hot) girls in Lawrence who said Bill Self bought them the same stupidly-named shot ("Wet Pussy").  The overlapping details convinced me that's true.  Of course, that didn't mean he's cheating.

Months later, I spoke with a good friend of mine at KU who says her friend is Self's mistress and he was living at the Oread for a while.  Third-hand info.  She also said there was a divorce proceeding filed and pulled in Wichita, so I posted to ask if that's even possible in Kansas.  She also said some other stuff about pay-offs that I didn't post since it WAS pure speculation.

So...

Why would this be filed in Wichita.  That is not how legal proceedings work, generally you file in the county or city you reside in.
Title: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: felix rex on February 22, 2013, 02:00:39 PM
What a great read to end my day. That "I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS" moment was scintillating.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 22, 2013, 02:09:50 PM
The rumors about Larry Brown's bangin everything that moved didn't get going strong until the end of his tenure in Lawrence.  Even though it had been going on for several years. 

Self learned from one of the best.


Larry Brown wasn't married, IIRC.

When it started that certainly would have been news to the then Mrs. Larry Brown.

Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 22, 2013, 02:10:50 PM
Beems, what do you mean we don't have evidence? Do you want pics? Used condoms with confirmed DNA on both sides?


Anything other than hearsay.  This rumor has been around since 2008, and you clowns are just now catching wind of it.  It always resurfaces whenever KU loses a few games, so you do the math. I lived in Lawrence for six years and never once heard a rumor that Bill Self cheated on his wife.  In fact, every time I saw Self in public he was either with his wife or his assistants (sometimes both).  Random girls do approach him all the time looking for autographs or pictures or whatever, but that doesn't mean anything.  A celebrity figure like that doesn't just go around rough ridin' random girls whenever he feels like it.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 22, 2013, 02:12:57 PM
Beems, what do you mean we don't have evidence? Do you want pics? Used condoms with confirmed DNA on both sides?


Anything other than hearsay.  This rumor has been around since 2008, and you clowns are just now catching wind of it.  It always resurfaces whenever KU loses a few games, so you do the math. I lived in Lawrence for six years and never once heard a rumor that Bill Self cheated on his wife.  In fact, every time I saw Self in public he was either with his wife or his assistants (sometimes both).  Random girls do approach him all the time looking for autographs or pictures or whatever, but that doesn't mean anything.  A celebrity figure like that doesn't just go around rough ridin' random girls whenever he feels like it.


I never personally heard the rumor.  Apparently it surfaced in 2008.  What else do you want me to explain? 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OK_Cat on February 22, 2013, 02:15:10 PM
Beems,

Deadspin is asking for info because they have other stories to back it up.


Ever heard of Manti Te'o?

IN YOUR FACE
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 0.42 on February 22, 2013, 02:15:41 PM
I hope their marriage stays in tact, beems.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 22, 2013, 02:17:13 PM
I don't know enough details to really hope either way on their marriage. Sometimes divorce is the best alternative, depending on the circumstances. I just hope the rumors aren't true.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 22, 2013, 02:17:49 PM
Beems, what do you mean we don't have evidence? Do you want pics? Used condoms with confirmed DNA on both sides?


Anything other than hearsay.  This rumor has been around since 2008, and you clowns are just now catching wind of it.  It always resurfaces whenever KU loses a few games, so you do the math. I lived in Lawrence for six years and never once heard a rumor that Bill Self cheated on his wife.  In fact, every time I saw Self in public he was either with his wife or his assistants (sometimes both).  Random girls do approach him all the time looking for autographs or pictures or whatever, but that doesn't mean anything.  A celebrity figure like that doesn't just go around rough ridin' random girls whenever he feels like it.


I never personally heard the rumor.  Apparently it surfaced in 2008.  What else do you want me to explain?

fair enough
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 22, 2013, 02:18:30 PM
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

I think I've been pretty open and honest about #OperationMotorBoatCindy.  However, I will provide evidence that you seek.  It involves 3 steps (premeditated of course).

A) Blumpkin's face

B) Cindy's boobs.

C) Blumpkin's face between boobs.

I hope this clears things up.

Love, Blumperz. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: WildcatNkilt on February 22, 2013, 02:23:18 PM
Myself and many others heard from KU acquaintances before it was brought to the board.  goEMAW allows for the topic to be discussed instead of rapidly clicking the "Ban User" button. 

I hope Self didn't get another lady preggers.  I would be pissed if my pops stuck it to another lady while still married to my mother.  I'd also hate to have a little bastard half-brother 25+ years younger than myself.  I would not treat him like family.  But...I'm also a dick. 

Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 22, 2013, 02:28:14 PM
Myself and many others heard from KU acquaintances before it was brought to the board.  goEMAW allows for the topic to be discussed instead of rapidly clicking the "Ban User" button. 

I hope Self didn't get another lady preggers.  I would be pissed if my pops stuck it to another lady while still married to my mother.  I'd also hate to have a little bastard half-brother 25+ years younger than myself.  I would not treat him like family.  But...I'm also a dick.

I would be pissed as well, but the little baby would be your family, and not at fault at all. I think you would probably get over it, unless you are just an awful person.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 22, 2013, 02:29:49 PM
Myself and many others heard from KU acquaintances before it was brought to the board.  goEMAW allows for the topic to be discussed instead of rapidly clicking the "Ban User" button. 

I hope Self didn't get another lady preggers.  I would be pissed if my pops stuck it to another lady while still married to my mother.  I'd also hate to have a little bastard half-brother 25+ years younger than myself.  I would not treat him like family.  But...I'm also a dick.

I agree with this 100%.  I'm hearing these rumors from KU grads I know (in Des Moines, Chicago, South Bend and New York).  These are just rumors at this point.  It may be true (in all reality it probably isn't or the perception will be that it isn't).
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 22, 2013, 02:35:28 PM
Beems, what do you mean we don't have evidence? Do you want pics? Used condoms with confirmed DNA on both sides?


Anything other than hearsay.  This rumor has been around since 2008, and you clowns are just now catching wind of it.  It always resurfaces whenever KU loses a few games, so you do the math.  I lived in Lawrence for six years and never once heard a rumor that Bill Self cheated on his wife.  In fact, every time I saw Self in public he was either with his wife or his assistants (sometimes both).  Random girls do approach him all the time looking for autographs or pictures or whatever, but that doesn't mean anything.  A celebrity figure like that doesn't just go around rough ridin' random girls whenever he feels like it. 

What other kind of evidence can you have on a message board? Why did Frank Martin leave? Well, we have lots of rumors on here and lots of people with connections who have heard things and it kind of paints a good picture that him and Currie didn't get along, amongst other things. Are there any e-mails or hand written notes from Frank to John or vice versa? No, because this is a message board. Do I have an e-mail in which LHC Bill Snyder asks Currie to make Sean head coach after he leaves? No, but there is enough evidence through hearsay to believe it to be true.

It's a message board, Beems. We report rumors that we've heard. I don't believe anyone is making anything up. Exaggerating? Possibly. My die hard KU friend who was a Beta at KU told me Self would go try to pick girls up at the bars late on weekend nights. That was 2 years ago. Why would he tell me that about KU's beloved coach if it wasn't true? I guess you can assume I'm just making that up, but I don't know why you think I'd do that. Me making that up does nothing to benefit K-State, so I'm not sure what you think my motives would be.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 22, 2013, 02:38:01 PM
Myself and many others heard from KU acquaintances before it was brought to the board.  goEMAW allows for the topic to be discussed instead of rapidly clicking the "Ban User" button. 

I hope Self didn't get another lady preggers.  I would be pissed if my pops stuck it to another lady while still married to my mother.  I'd also hate to have a little bastard half-brother 25+ years younger than myself.  I would not treat him like family.  But...I'm also a dick.

I would be pissed as well, but the little baby would be your family, and not at fault at all. I think you would probably get over it, unless you are just an awful person.

I don't know about a person being awful for not connecting with the out-of-wedlock child.  Yes, it does indeed "take a village" to raise a child.  Most communities (grass-root communities) invest in the development of children.  However, the USA has very few grass-root communities and parental investment is obviously crucial in that development.  Sibling investment works in a similar manner (which research by Evolutionary Psychologists shows shared DNA/environment being critical).  Let's say Self's daugher is 17.  when Self's daughter is 34, the child will be 17.  It's kind of hard to connect to a child that doesn't share a ton of DNA and an unequal environment.  I'm not even incorporating feelings/emotion into this.  With time, a relationship can develop but it isn't instantaneous.  It doesn't make you an awful person, just a person pulled in many directions where necessity to attach is not present.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: kitten_mittons on February 22, 2013, 02:39:01 PM
Beems, whenever you are on goEMAW, pretend that you know for a fact he is banging tons of sluts, and that it's awesome and stuff.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 22, 2013, 02:39:55 PM
Beems, whenever you are on goEMAW, pretend that you know for a fact he is banging tons of sluts, and that it's awesome and stuff.
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 22, 2013, 03:05:22 PM
Myself and many others heard from KU acquaintances before it was brought to the board.  goEMAW allows for the topic to be discussed instead of rapidly clicking the "Ban User" button. 

I hope Self didn't get another lady preggers.  I would be pissed if my pops stuck it to another lady while still married to my mother.  I'd also hate to have a little bastard half-brother 25+ years younger than myself.  I would not treat him like family.  But...I'm also a dick.

I would be pissed as well, but the little baby would be your family, and not at fault at all. I think you would probably get over it, unless you are just an awful person.

I don't know about a person being awful for not connecting with the out-of-wedlock child.  Yes, it does indeed "take a village" to raise a child.  Most communities (grass-root communities) invest in the development of children.  However, the USA has very few grass-root communities and parental investment is obviously crucial in that development.  Sibling investment works in a similar manner (which research by Evolutionary Psychologists shows shared DNA/environment being critical).  Let's say Self's daugher is 17.  when Self's daughter is 34, the child will be 17.  It's kind of hard to connect to a child that doesn't share a ton of DNA and an unequal environment.  I'm not even incorporating feelings/emotion into this.  With time, a relationship can develop but it isn't instantaneous.  It doesn't make you an awful person, just a person pulled in many directions where necessity to attach is not present.

Wouldn't your half brother/sister share a whole lot of your DNA?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: deputy dawg on February 22, 2013, 03:47:58 PM
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

I think I've been pretty open and honest about #OperationMotorBoatCindy.  However, I will provide evidence that you seek.  It involves 3 steps (premeditated of course).

A) Blumpkin's face

B) Cindy's boobs.

C) Blumpkin's face between boobs.

I hope this clears things up.

Love, Blumperz.

Out of curiousity, which definition best defines your intentions?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?utf8=%E2%9C%93&term=motorboating
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: DQ12 on February 22, 2013, 03:54:55 PM
This whole thread is a bit of a Luke but the last one really got stupid.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20923.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20923.0)
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 22, 2013, 04:12:29 PM
This whole thread is a bit of a Luke but the last one really got stupid.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20923.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20923.0)

To be fair, only two or three people even knew WTF was even going on in the last thread, and everyone else was just playing along.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 22, 2013, 04:25:46 PM
Myself and many others heard from KU acquaintances before it was brought to the board.  goEMAW allows for the topic to be discussed instead of rapidly clicking the "Ban User" button. 

I hope Self didn't get another lady preggers.  I would be pissed if my pops stuck it to another lady while still married to my mother.  I'd also hate to have a little bastard half-brother 25+ years younger than myself.  I would not treat him like family.  But...I'm also a dick.

I would be pissed as well, but the little baby would be your family, and not at fault at all. I think you would probably get over it, unless you are just an awful person.

I don't know about a person being awful for not connecting with the out-of-wedlock child.  Yes, it does indeed "take a village" to raise a child.  Most communities (grass-root communities) invest in the development of children.  However, the USA has very few grass-root communities and parental investment is obviously crucial in that development.  Sibling investment works in a similar manner (which research by Evolutionary Psychologists shows shared DNA/environment being critical).  Let's say Self's daugher is 17.  when Self's daughter is 34, the child will be 17.  It's kind of hard to connect to a child that doesn't share a ton of DNA and an unequal environment.  I'm not even incorporating feelings/emotion into this.  With time, a relationship can develop but it isn't instantaneous.  It doesn't make you an awful person, just a person pulled in many directions where necessity to attach is not present.

Wouldn't your half brother/sister share a whole lot of your DNA?

You share the same amount of family DNA genes with half-siblings that you do with grand-parents/uncles and niece/nephews.  It is still a genetic link, but maybe not enough to compensate for the 17 year difference.  Plus, since it is a Bill Self baby, it will look slightly Asain and have capped teeth which is terrible to look at. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 22, 2013, 04:27:22 PM
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

I think I've been pretty open and honest about #OperationMotorBoatCindy.  However, I will provide evidence that you seek.  It involves 3 steps (premeditated of course).

A) Blumpkin's face

B) Cindy's boobs.

C) Blumpkin's face between boobs.

I hope this clears things up.

Love, Blumperz.

Out of curiousity, which definition best defines your intentions?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?utf8=%E2%9C%93&term=motorboating

Definition 1 is the focus of #OperationMotorBoatCindy.  However, I am open rock chalking #CindyBeaverTown if that is what you are implying. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: CNS on February 22, 2013, 05:02:45 PM
I would be interested in the part of the rumor that says the side piece is a secretary for the youth program her does ads for.

Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 22, 2013, 05:42:35 PM
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

You used combo fan wrong, professor.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 22, 2013, 06:45:17 PM
Sorry, beems. This whole thing must suck. Especially when a legacy is ruined by selfish actions like his. Also, the fact that big bro is about to dethrone your hawks and sweep in football & bball can't help your blood pressure.  :frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Headinjun on February 22, 2013, 06:51:59 PM
http://www.askmcgrew.idxco.com/idx/4652/bio.php?id=12

I'm hearing this. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: kstater on February 22, 2013, 07:10:49 PM
RIP Baby Massa  :cry:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 8manpick on February 22, 2013, 07:17:12 PM
http://www.askmcgrew.idxco.com/idx/4652/bio.php?id=12

I'm hearing this.
:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 22, 2013, 07:26:01 PM
WELP
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Tobias on February 22, 2013, 07:27:18 PM
paging kstatefreak42
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: wetwillie on February 22, 2013, 07:29:24 PM
I bet she gets to list the house.  Pretty great move really.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: ednksu on February 22, 2013, 07:29:45 PM
Glamour shots/myspace angle.  Need more pics.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: deputy dawg on February 22, 2013, 08:22:27 PM
http://www.askmcgrew.idxco.com/idx/4652/bio.php?id=12

I'm hearing this.

 :sdeek:   :dubious:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Scary Smart on February 22, 2013, 08:42:43 PM
Michelle Hack is only following 39 people on Twitter...one of which being Bill Self.  :sdeek:
Title: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2013, 08:44:43 PM
Ask her if she's doing sex on Bill
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: meow meow on February 22, 2013, 08:51:13 PM
Ask her if she's doing sex on Bill

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: kim carnes on February 22, 2013, 10:00:13 PM
He is having sex with the strength coach
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: ednksu on February 22, 2013, 10:05:45 PM
He is having sex with the strength coach
should we be looking at who he isn't having sex with?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAWzified on February 23, 2013, 12:51:36 AM
From Michelle Hack's profile:

Personalized attention, high visibility and accessibility

Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: bones129 on February 23, 2013, 12:57:13 AM
From Michelle Hack's profile:

Personalized attention, high visibility and accessibility

Oh, my...
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: mocat on February 23, 2013, 08:59:53 AM
Omg $550k for a treeless mcmansion in Lawrence Kansas? Gtfoomf with that
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: hawktagon on February 24, 2013, 12:53:50 AM
Hey emaw, your inferiority complex is showing.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: kim carnes on February 24, 2013, 12:55:35 AM
Hey emaw, your inferiority complex is showing.

How so?  Explain to me
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on February 24, 2013, 01:14:18 AM
http://www.askmcgrew.idxco.com/idx/4652/bio.php?id=12

I'm hearing this.

Good sleuthing...  See if you can get a facebook/twitter link to the co-ed next.

 :drool:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: bones129 on February 24, 2013, 01:16:35 AM
Hey emaw, your inferiority complex is showing.

Post and run. Nice.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 0.42 on February 24, 2013, 01:49:21 AM
Hey emaw, your inferiority complex is showing.

cjonline comments section post
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: hawktagon on February 24, 2013, 10:32:37 AM
Hey emaw, your inferiority complex is showing.

How so?  Explain to me

Spending so much time trying to slander someone and spread any vicious rumor that you uncle's barber's dog's girlfriend overheard is that to which I am referring. I mean, I get it. You have given up hope of actually beating the guy on the basketball court. Sure, your program has snuck in a win here and there but 43 out of 46 is pretty dramatic. Maybe the guy is going through a divorce, and maybe he cheated. However, I have neither seen nor heard from any first. hand sources. In addition, the odds would tell us that many on this thread have gone through a similar situation. I just find it sad that you all as a fan base would stoop this low. You're better than that. Hopefully Bill's fired replacement can keep things rolling in Manhattan because conference play is much more fun when it is.
Title: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: steve dave on February 24, 2013, 10:35:38 AM
You realize most stuff in this thread came from phog.net right?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: kim carnes on February 24, 2013, 10:36:35 AM
Hey emaw, your inferiority complex is showing.

How so?  Explain to me

Spending so much time trying to slander someone and spread any vicious rumor that you uncle's barber's dog's girlfriend overheard is that to which I am referring. I mean, I get it. You have given up hope of actually beating the guy on the basketball court. Sure, your program has snuck in a win here and there but 43 out of 46 is pretty dramatic. Maybe the guy is going through a divorce, and maybe he cheated. However, I have neither seen nor heard from any first. hand sources. In addition, the odds would tell us that many on this thread have gone through a similar situation. I just find it sad that you all as a fan base would stoop this low. You're better than that. Hopefully Bill's fired replacement can keep things rolling in Manhattan because conference play is much more fun when it is.

its not our fault he is having sex all over town.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: ChiComCat on February 24, 2013, 10:46:12 AM
Hey emaw, your inferiority complex is showing.

How so?  Explain to me

  Maybe the guy is going through a divorce, and maybe he cheated. However, I have neither seen nor heard from any first. hand sources.

So he has to bang somone you personally know for you to believe it?  I'll bet your girlfriends had a lot of fun dating you
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 24, 2013, 11:11:26 AM
Hey emaw, your inferiority complex is showing.

How so?  Explain to me

Spending so much time trying to slander someone and spread any vicious rumor that you uncle's barber's dog's girlfriend overheard is that to which I am referring. I mean, I get it. You have given up hope of actually beating the guy on the basketball court. Sure, your program has snuck in a win here and there but 43 out of 46 is pretty dramatic. Maybe the guy is going through a divorce, and maybe he cheated. However, I have neither seen nor heard from any first. hand sources. In addition, the odds would tell us that many on this thread have gone through a similar situation. I just find it sad that you all as a fan base would stoop this low. You're better than that. Hopefully Bill's fired replacement can keep things rolling in Manhattan because conference play is much more fun when it is.

really hasn't taken much time at all.  I guess we are all just really smart and typing a short post comes easy. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: hawktagon on February 24, 2013, 11:54:37 AM
Hey emaw, your inferiority complex is showing.

How so?  Explain to me

  Maybe the guy is going through a divorce, and maybe he cheated. However, I have neither seen nor heard from any first. hand sources.

So he has to bang somone you personally know for you to believe it?  I'll bet your girlfriends had a lot of fun dating you

I'm not sure what my girlfriends have to do with any of this, but keep up the sophomoric personal attacks. You're proving my point. All I'm saying is that I need to hear it somewhere other than a message board. These attacks have been around for a long time none of which have been substantiated by any credible source.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAWzified on February 24, 2013, 12:17:39 PM
Quote
These attacks have been around for a long time
Well, there you have it.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Boondock Poonhound on February 24, 2013, 12:27:07 PM
He is having sex with the strength coach

motorboatcindy would be better.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 'taterblast on February 24, 2013, 12:28:42 PM
the ku tards do realize that these "rumors" are coming from ku people, right?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 0.42 on February 24, 2013, 12:45:02 PM
the ku tards do realize that these "rumors" are coming from ku people, right?

GRAPES! :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: hawktagon on February 24, 2013, 03:41:57 PM
There are a lot of internet tough guys around here. I like the "he did it first" excuse. I wouldn't tolerate that behavior from my three year old. By the way, you do understand that it is very likely someone with an ax to grind who started that rumor. You guys remind me of the insurance commercial where the girl says that it has to be true if its on the internet. Since everyone is so sure the rumors are true, when is it going to come to light beyond the message board hacks? Plead enlighten me since I am so clearly mistaken.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 24, 2013, 03:44:03 PM
There are a lot of internet tough guys around here. I like the "he did it first" excuse. I wouldn't tolerate that behavior from my three year old. By the way, you do understand that it is very likely someone with an ax to grind who started that rumor. You guys remind me of the insurance commercial where the girl says that it has to be true if its on the internet. Since everyone is so sure the rumors are true, when is it going to come to light beyond the message board hacks? Plead enlighten me since I am so clearly mistaken.

Hard to tell.  Depends on the person with the axe to grind.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: ednksu on February 24, 2013, 03:45:29 PM
There are a lot of internet tough guys around here. I like the "he did it first" excuse. I wouldn't tolerate that behavior from my three year old. By the way, you do understand that it is very likely someone with an ax to grind who started that rumor. You guys remind me of the insurance commercial where the girl says that it has to be true if its on the internet. Since everyone is so sure the rumors are true, when is it going to come to light beyond the message board hacks? Plead enlighten me since I am so clearly mistaken.
yeah deadspin right now it totally known for making up stories and blowing their reputation.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Cire on February 24, 2013, 03:45:40 PM
There are a lot of internet tough guys around here. I like the "he did it first" excuse. I wouldn't tolerate that behavior from my three year old. By the way, you do understand that it is very likely someone with an ax to grind who started that rumor. You guys remind me of the insurance commercial where the girl says that it has to be true if its on the internet. Since everyone is so sure the rumors are true, when is it going to come to light beyond the message board hacks? Plead enlighten me since I am so clearly mistaken.

As soon as dead spin c can corroborate some sources
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAW4life-JHL on February 24, 2013, 03:46:36 PM
There are a lot of internet tough guys around here. I like the "he did it first" excuse. I wouldn't tolerate that behavior from my three year old. By the way, you do understand that it is very likely someone with an ax to grind who started that rumor. You guys remind me of the insurance commercial where the girl says that it has to be true if its on the internet. Since everyone is so sure the rumors are true, when is it going to come to light beyond the message board hacks? Plead enlighten me since I am so clearly mistaken.
you have been trolled epically.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on February 24, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
There are a lot of internet tough guys around here. I like the "he did it first" excuse. I wouldn't tolerate that behavior from my three year old. By the way, you do understand that it is very likely someone with an ax to grind who started that rumor. You guys remind me of the insurance commercial where the girl says that it has to be true if its on the internet. Since everyone is so sure the rumors are true, when is it going to come to light beyond the message board hacks? Plead enlighten me since I am so clearly mistaken.

Couldn't agree more.  Well played, Tyler.

Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAWzified on February 24, 2013, 04:14:41 PM
Come on mods, step up like they have at phog and stop the rumor mongering. You're making our sqwawk visitor, who has added so much to this board, uncomfortable by forcing him to be subjected to this slander.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 'taterblast on February 24, 2013, 04:17:27 PM
not even fun when it's this bad
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 0.42 on February 24, 2013, 04:43:26 PM
I've gleaned a hypothesis from this thread for my upcoming journal article. It states that the decline of marriage in our society also lowers BBS abilities. Will report back once pissclams and I have written a manuscript.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OregonSmock on February 24, 2013, 05:40:18 PM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach and hope to God that some of it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: kim carnes on February 24, 2013, 05:44:34 PM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach and hope to God that some of it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:

You know it's true
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 24, 2013, 06:20:18 PM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach and hope to God that some of it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:

Actually ultimate loser's mentality is all time series smack.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: DQ12 on February 24, 2013, 06:27:55 PM
ugh, i hate infidelity so much.  just awful.  i hope bill didn't do it.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: star seed 7 on February 24, 2013, 06:40:12 PM
ugh, i hate infidelity so much.  just awful.  i hope bill didn't do it.

who's to say that cindy didn't give permission?  i've heard swinging is pretty popular out east.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAWzified on February 24, 2013, 06:43:32 PM
Pat Robertson understands what's going on here: http://huff.to/XzE2A4
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: kim carnes on February 25, 2013, 08:15:09 PM
self is spinning out of control.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: O-town Kat on February 25, 2013, 10:45:03 PM
How much ass does that guy pound when he goes up to Ames do you think?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: deputy dawg on February 25, 2013, 10:48:25 PM
How much ass does that guy pound when he goes up to Ames do you think?
How many women wiggle their ass at the Ames hotel bar--there will probably be some correlation.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: bones129 on February 25, 2013, 10:58:05 PM

Didn't see Cindy behind the bench tonight, but I didn't look very hard. Just assumed she wasn't there. Anybody see her?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 25, 2013, 11:12:30 PM

Didn't see Cindy behind the bench tonight, but I didn't look very hard. Just assumed she wasn't there. Anybody see her?

I'm sure she was. She has to support her son in these difficult times.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: bones129 on February 26, 2013, 12:19:55 AM

When will Cindy make a statement? How can she duck this? That said...how can Bill or KU duck this?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 26, 2013, 12:24:30 AM
How can KU duck what? It's a divorce, it's not like a law was broken or something. BFD.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OK_Cat on February 28, 2013, 12:10:04 AM
message board hacks

somebody tell this guy that gE.c has been featured on several national and regional newscasts, include espn and some rando station in arky.  message board hacks my ass!
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: bones129 on February 28, 2013, 12:19:15 AM
message board hacks

somebody tell this guy that gE.c has been featured on several national and regional newscasts, include espn and some rando station in arky.  message board hacks my ass!

 :thumbs: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Alpinist on February 28, 2013, 07:55:56 AM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach constantly comment on the coach's age and how he must be on his deathbed and hope to God that it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: POWL on February 28, 2013, 08:46:34 AM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach constantly comment on the coach's age and how he must be on his deathbed and hope to God that it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:
Charlie Wies will die before LHC Bill Snyder........true fact
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: PowercatPat on February 28, 2013, 10:47:51 AM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach and hope to God that some of it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:

Do you realize that KU fans are the ones bringing up the rumors?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Skipper44 on February 28, 2013, 11:46:24 AM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach and hope to God that some of it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:

Do you realize that KU fans are the ones bringing up the rumors?
Yeah, was sharing a table with a couple of random KU alums at a South JOCO sportsbar and they brought it up and one of the dudes told a humorous story about coming back from the bathroom to find Bill sitting in his seat, hitting on his date :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: CNS on February 28, 2013, 11:48:20 AM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach and hope to God that some of it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:

Do you realize that KU fans are the ones bringing up the rumors?
Yeah, was sharing a table with a couple of random KU alums at a South JOCO sportsbar and they brought it up and one of the dudes told a humorous story about coming back from the bathroom to find Bill sitting in his seat, hitting on his date :lol:

Oh man.  That is boss.  Pick up a guys date while said guy is in the bathroom.

The ladies have to love that confidence.

Fantastic story.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Skipper44 on February 28, 2013, 11:54:34 AM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach and hope to God that some of it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:

Do you realize that KU fans are the ones bringing up the rumors?
Yeah, was sharing a table with a couple of random KU alums at a South JOCO sportsbar and they brought it up and one of the dudes told a humorous story about coming back from the bathroom to find Bill sitting in his seat, hitting on his date :lol:

Oh man.  That is boss.  Pick up a guys date while said guy is in the bathroom.

The ladies have to love that confidence.

Fantastic story.
Yep, the dude said when he came back to table (and had to stand because it was a 2 top!) Bill seamlessly integrated him into the convo.  Said it felt like a glimpse into what makes Bill a good recruiter.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: one time gella on February 28, 2013, 01:00:00 PM
Does anyone know of a good barber in Ellsworth?   :dunno:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 28, 2013, 01:50:39 PM
I've gleaned a hypothesis from this thread for my upcoming journal article. It states that the decline of marriage in our society also lowers BBS abilities. Will report back once pissclams and I have written a manuscript.

Do you have an abstract yet?  I would recommend Structural Equation Modeling for the analytic technique.  It is best to use a longitudinal panel study if you can.  I would also add a follow up process in which lowered BBS abilities is a mediator/moderator in the relationship between declined marital satisfaction and lowered levels of motorboating.  However, in the reverse direction the hypothesis could also be interpretted as higher BBSing is a mediator/moderator in the relationship between increased marital satisfaction and increased levels in motor-boating.  BBSing is the buffering mechanism.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Havs on February 28, 2013, 09:03:06 PM
Guys... sources in Ames are telling me Bill slept with Kathy Weatherwax after the game. I can't possibly make something like this up.
Title: Re: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: mocat on February 28, 2013, 09:12:43 PM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach constantly comment on the coach's age and how he must be on his deathbed and hope to God that it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:
Charlie Wies will die before LHC Bill Snyder........true fact

Lol true fact
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 28, 2013, 09:58:26 PM
Guys... sources in Ames are telling me Bill slept with Kathy Weatherwax after the game. I can't possibly make something like this up.

What a stud.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: j-von on February 28, 2013, 11:20:32 PM
This doesn't have much to do with his relationship status, but i found this picture of massa hover hand hugging poor Elijah.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.syracuse.com%2Fpost-standard%2Fphoto%2F2012%2F03%2F10742783-standard.jpg&hash=83fa330aa16a99677c517aa73c46bde3eff92a48)
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: OK_Cat on March 01, 2013, 10:30:46 AM
rumor circling that after hover hugging EJ, he was heard saying "i don't want to catch it"

 :horrorsurprise:

 :opcat:

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: ednksu on March 01, 2013, 10:34:56 AM
only a certain degree of contact with 'the help' is allowed in Lawrence.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 01, 2013, 12:21:28 PM
This doesn't have much to do with his relationship status, but i found this picture of massa hover hand hugging poor Elijah.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.syracuse.com%2Fpost-standard%2Fphoto%2F2012%2F03%2F10742783-standard.jpg&hash=83fa330aa16a99677c517aa73c46bde3eff92a48)

I've seen this kind of hug before.  Bill Self's hover hug and facial expression would suggest that A) E. Johnson had an erection and Bill Self felt the thunder or B) EJ farted and Bill Self just caught wind of it prior to the embrace.

Bill Self; stud, philanderer, fart sniffer.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on March 01, 2013, 12:59:57 PM
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach and hope to God that some of it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


 :love:  :love:  :love:

Do you realize that KU fans are the ones bringing up the rumors?
Yeah, was sharing a table with a couple of random KU alums at a South JOCO sportsbar and they brought it up and one of the dudes told a humorous story about coming back from the bathroom to find Bill sitting in his seat, hitting on his date :lol:

Oh man.  That is boss.  Pick up a guys date while said guy is in the bathroom.

The ladies have to love that confidence.

Fantastic story.

Same thing happened to me in Rock-a-Belly years ago only it was Mikey Stoops hitting on my girl.  Smitty was laughing at him the whole time and then proceeded to let him know what the situation was when I returned.

She wasn't impressed, however was highly amused by it all.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 04, 2013, 11:24:56 AM
Picking up on the ladies in a low-cut hideous disco shirt. :barf:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 04, 2013, 04:32:28 PM
Picking up on the ladies in a low-cut hideous disco shirt. :barf:

 :lol:

pervert.jpg  :lol:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 13, 2013, 09:44:00 PM
Just saw a public plea on TV...Bill Self is looking for someone with compassion to adopt his bastard child.  You'd think with his millions he could just hire someone to take care of the baby, at least until his mistress graduates college.  So why adopt?  You think he's just trying to sweep it under the rug and put it behind him?  Tough to say I'd guess.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Stellarcat on March 15, 2013, 07:07:21 PM
Misplaced anger, sir?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAWzified on March 16, 2013, 08:45:32 PM
The rumor is now that somehow Bill himself is pregnant. Helps explain the mood swings, too.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Headinjun on March 16, 2013, 08:48:08 PM
Notice no tv shots of Cindy lately? 

Well word on the street is its a black eye :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 02, 2013, 09:43:22 PM
amazing photo (not shopped)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fworldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com%2Fimg%2Fphotos%2F2010%2F10%2F28%2Fku_ladys_night_bill_self_ka_07_t460.JPG%3F926875e5be5f93a8dc1e86b8d949ee54b77d1e0d&hash=25a7e7d7543ba967f295c0a89d2e666a56264280)

What a sweet looking lady.

Innocent and trusting.  Like Rio Adams

Like Rio Adams WAS. . . .
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: bones129 on April 03, 2013, 12:17:41 AM

What a couple.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 'taterblast on April 03, 2013, 12:27:24 AM
really is disgusting for ku fans to start/spread rumors like this
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 'taterblast on April 03, 2013, 12:27:49 AM
he is the best coach you've ever seen, for crying out loud
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: bones129 on April 03, 2013, 12:34:32 AM
really is disgusting for ku fans to start/spread rumors like this

It's what they do.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 03, 2013, 10:32:52 AM
Quote from: Russel Robinson
Yes maybe thats why im numb to it. Sometimes this is needed RT @bobfescoe:did u ever see a coach act like that?

:sdeek:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: AbeFroman on April 03, 2013, 10:37:13 AM
Picking up on the ladies in a low-cut hideous disco shirt. :barf:

Bill is borrowing D. Scott's shirts?  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 03, 2013, 11:31:04 AM
What did I miss?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAFW on April 04, 2013, 01:09:54 PM
Can someone plz link the epic Massa Seff photoshop thread?  I've exhausted all ideas as to the title of the thread and can't find it.

tia
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 04, 2013, 04:18:55 PM
What did I miss?

Nothing at all.  I've given up on #OperationMotorBoatCindy.  I've moved on to #OperationMotorBoatAmandaMarcum. 

Oh...and Self tagged that chick.  Rumor I'm hearing from my Anethesiologist friend in Lawrence is that Oncologists are worried about the cancerous effects of pastel green disco shirt on the baby.  My scientific friend explained to me that the shirt exhibited in pervert.jpg funnels damaging UV rays and other teratogens at the fetus.

Just what I've heard.

T's and P's go out.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: EMAWmeister on June 28, 2013, 10:49:47 PM
Quote
@TJFsports: Bill Self apparently at the Sandbar.

Things must be rough at home.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: bones129 on July 01, 2013, 11:09:26 PM
Updates?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 29, 2014, 11:27:28 AM
They're turning on him.  :cry:

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2481&t=12779979&p=1
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Trogdor on March 29, 2014, 11:45:58 AM
They're turning on him.  :cry:

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2481&t=12779979&p=1

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Pett on July 27, 2014, 08:44:37 PM
Heard from an A source this weekend that Bill did have an affair with a blonde realtor (all I could get out of them)

Nice to have a little confirmation about what this monster is doing behind the scenes
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 28, 2014, 09:20:27 AM
Cindy   :cry:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: bones129 on July 29, 2014, 12:02:18 AM
Sad.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 29, 2014, 08:31:03 AM
Cindy is probably pissed that the Cavaliers turned down Self. Now she has to see this mistress all around town. :frown:
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: j-dub on July 29, 2014, 10:17:57 AM
apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A



Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 8manpick on July 29, 2014, 10:30:41 AM


apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A

What about what you've described makes her a good person?

(My A source says the same things about her)
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: slobber on July 29, 2014, 10:31:01 AM

apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A
How is that hobby coming along?


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: j-dub on July 29, 2014, 10:35:51 AM


apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A

What about what you've described makes her a good person?

(My A source says the same things about her)

just heard she's really nice, low-key, doesn't act like she's the daughter of the most loved/powerful/corrupt guy in the entire town, etc.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: j-dub on July 29, 2014, 10:38:59 AM

apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A
How is that hobby coming along?


Gonna win 'em all!

not bad. just gonna keep sawing wood ya know  :D
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 29, 2014, 11:29:25 AM
This thread always holds a special place in my heart.  It is where my dream of motor boating cindy began.  What a long strange trip it's been.  Feels like I was just a freshman when I posted in this thread and now I am a senior that lives in his parent's basement with no friends hoping to date skanky freshman girls that are into jocks, but instead settle for late night skinemax features and playing Mega Man on 8-bit Nintendo.  I've come so far on this journey.

Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 29, 2014, 11:46:05 AM
This thread always holds a special place in my heart.  It is where my dream of motor boating cindy began.  What a long strange trip it's been.  Feels like I was just a freshman when I posted in this thread and now I am a senior that lives in his parent's basement with no friends hoping to date skanky freshman girls that are into jocks, but instead settle for late night skinemax features and playing Mega Man on 8-bit Nintendo.  I've come so far on this journey.

Craigslist personals are okay if you can host.
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: 8manpick on July 29, 2014, 12:13:00 PM
EMO NO!
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: pissclams on July 29, 2014, 12:24:07 PM


apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A

What about what you've described makes her a good person?

(My A source says the same things about her)

just heard she's really nice, low-key, doesn't act like she's the daughter of the most loved/powerful/corrupt guy in the entire town, etc.

that hayseed would rather be the big fish in the little pond rather than compete at the highest level against the best competition.  everyone knows that the b12 has sucked in basketball since the mid-80's.  evidenced by the fact that this little piece of crap bumbling idiot from oklahoma can inherit a championship program and manage not to screw it up.  congrats, i guess.  schedule a parade for beating TCU this year on your way to the league title, scumbag.

note to bill self:  man up and prove yourself.  take your supposed coaching talent and show us how to win an NBA championship.  or i guess you could, as most hayseeds do, just continue to live in the shadows in a flyover town, coaching a flyover program, in a flyover conference.  the last thing bill self wants is to be exposed for what he is- a liar and a cheat.  what a sad existence this rough ridin' guy lives.  pathetic to think that in some small way he impacts the children of our state.   i guess we can hope for the best- hey kids, here's what not to be. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 29, 2014, 02:05:53 PM
This thread always holds a special place in my heart.  It is where my dream of motor boating cindy began.  What a long strange trip it's been.  Feels like I was just a freshman when I posted in this thread and now I am a senior that lives in his parent's basement with no friends hoping to date skanky freshman girls that are into jocks, but instead settle for late night skinemax features and playing Mega Man on 8-bit Nintendo.  I've come so far on this journey.

Craigslist personals are okay if you can host.

Love it.  You know with a handle like KSUBlumpkin I will be getting the mad digits.  When they see my Transformers collection...damn...clothes will be ripped off.  Here is what I am thinking for the personal ad:

Are you into Kansas State?  Does the thought of LHC Bill Snyder remind you of angels singing?  Has the thought of getting a tattoo of Optimus Prime with Marcus Foster's head on it ever crossed your mind?  If you said yes to all these three answers hit me up for some face between boobs action.  I'm a disease free bloak that spent many years training the sexy time through self-gratification.  I also have pretzels (lightly salted, butter braided upon request).  Just looking for a friend to talk to.  I have two Transformers sleeping bags ready for a night of watching Home Alone and possibly Power Rangers.  Serious inquiries only. 

love,

blumperz.


Think this will get the babes?
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: slobber on July 29, 2014, 02:10:11 PM
Babes and dudes alike.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: puniraptor on July 29, 2014, 02:13:26 PM
DO NOT GIVE UP ON CINDY
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 29, 2014, 02:23:15 PM
Babes and dudes alike.


Gonna win 'em all!

You're going to catch a few tadpoles when trying to catch the elusive tuna. 
Title: Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
Post by: RickRampus on August 03, 2014, 08:10:42 PM
This thread always holds a special place in my heart.  It is where my dream of motor boating cindy began.  What a long strange trip it's been.  Feels like I was just a freshman when I posted in this thread and now I am a senior that lives in his parent's basement with no friends hoping to date skanky freshman girls that are into jocks, but instead settle for late night skinemax features and playing Mega Man on 8-bit Nintendo.  I've come so far on this journey.

Craigslist personals are okay if you can host.

Love it.  You know with a handle like KSUBlumpkin I will be getting the mad digits.  When they see my Transformers collection...damn...clothes will be ripped off.  Here is what I am thinking for the personal ad:

Are you into Kansas State?  Does the thought of LHC Bill Snyder remind you of angels singing?  Has the thought of getting a tattoo of Optimus Prime with Marcus Foster's head on it ever crossed your mind?  If you said yes to all these three answers hit me up for some face between boobs action.  I'm a disease free bloak that spent many years training the sexy time through self-gratification.  I also have pretzels (lightly salted, butter braided upon request).  Just looking for a friend to talk to.  I have two Transformers sleeping bags ready for a night of watching Home Alone and possibly Power Rangers.  Serious inquiries only. 

love,


blumperz.


Think this will get the babes?

copied/pasted