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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: DQ12 on September 22, 2012, 08:28:33 AM
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he's a scaredy cat, plain and simple.
go ahead and take that to the bank.
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Probably afraid of clowns and heights and big dogs
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Remember that guy in saving private ryan who just let's his friend die upstairs because he was too afraid to do anything about it?
that guy is pretty much Landry Jones
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Whenever Landry Jones goes out with his friends to karaoke, he always picks a duet
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He's never even tried "medium" at BWW
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he uses a night light AND he sleeps with a teddy bear
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Dlew, Does this character trait help him or hurt him on the football field?
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Everyone already knew this.Mods move this to the Mike Ahearn Sophia Vergara titty luke thread
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Everyone already knew this.Mods move this to the Mike Ahearn Sophia Vergara titty luke thread
link?! I gotta see that, or it didn't happen.
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Pillowy soft
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Our defense should paint a little spider on their helmets.
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He didn't like cottage cheese when he was 4 and he has not given it another chance since.
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closes his eyes during scary movies
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rides roller coasters, but never puts his hands in the air
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He faked sick on the day his grade school did the field trip to the beekeeping place.
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He threw for over 500 yards against us last year! :dubious:
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Makes his mom pick out the gross stuff in his food
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When his friends were going to sneak into the old scary house at the end of the block, he said his mom wouldn't let him stay out past 9 but she actually would
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hates window seats on airplanes
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He doesn't like drinking in excess but does it anyways because all his friends do and they give him a hard time if he doesn't
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Has a "canadian girlfriend" that he does all kinds of stuff with, you guys just wouldn't know her.
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Pretends its his little bro's D&D game and that he thinks its stupid too.
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He's afraid to drive his car over bridges
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No, I'll just go on the low-dive
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always yells at his friends whenever they double bounce him on the trampoline in his back yard
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Has his mom help him get the splinters out
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Makes his mom cut off the crusts from his sandwiches.
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Took shop in high school, but would have much rather done Home Ec
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doesn't eat popcorn because the kernels alway get stuck in his teeth
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Favorite movie is "The Sound of Music"
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Reapplies sun screen every hour, on the hour.
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Waits an hour after eating before getting in the pool
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mentally fragile
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Wears elbow/knee pads and a helmet when he goes rollerblading.
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Nah, thats alright guys. You go ahead and do the black runs without me, I'll stick to the blue's
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Gets really nervous around medium to large sized dogs.
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Cannot tie his own tie
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voice cracks when he speaks to women
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never holds his pet hamster for fear of being bitten.
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he's a scaredy cat, plain and simple.
go ahead and take that to the bank.
landry jones, were going to take you to the bank.... the blood bank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
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Still breast feeding
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plays golf from the yellow tees.
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he wears velcro shoes
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wears two condoms
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He threw for over 500 yards against us last year! :dubious:
lmbo "last year"
:lol:
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Took his cousin to prom.
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Wears a shirt when swimming.
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he plays ball like a girl
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Cried at the end of the Notebook.
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Does pilates
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Walks to the other side of the street whenever he see a black guy. :opcat: :ohno:
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gets fear boners
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Is afraid to use the red pepper flakes on his pizza
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Favorite restaurant is applebees
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Doesn't drink carbonated beverages cause
"The bubbles tickle my nose"
:lol:
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Couldn't stay the night at friend's houses because he had "accidents" on occasion
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Grew a mustache to hide the trembling.
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He drinks wine coolers when nobody is around to judge him
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Does the mangina, not to be funny, but because it "just feels right."
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Doesn't have to tuck when he pulls a "Kenny Stills"
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tucks his penis away, looks in the mirror and thinks what if
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Favorite pizza is cheese
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Has a night light. Still won't let any part of his body stick out over side of bed.
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tucks his penis away, looks in the mirror and thinks what if
Nice one, luke-like_abana.
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luke-like_abana.
yoga-Luke_abana
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Spent his wedding night making jokes about his wife's vagina.Still hasn't consummated his marriage.
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Giggles uncontrollably when a dog gets a boner.
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Has a Collin Klein action figure that protects him from monsters at night.
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tucks his penis away, looks in the mirror and thinks what if
Nice one, luke-like_abana.
that doesn't even make sense abana doesn't even know what luking is, plus you can't triple stamp a double stamp
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Has a Collin Klein action figure that protects him from monsters at night.
:lol: excellant :lol:
wears Collin Klein underwear
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Rides a bike to class...
WITH TRAINING WHEELS
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Sits in the front row in all of his classes and answers all of the teacher's questions.
:lol:
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Goes to his roommate's room if there is thunderstorm
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Throws away milk on the expiration date.
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Wears his underwear when coach makes him shower with the team
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Calls his Mom every night so she can read him Goodnight Moon before bed.
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tucks his penis away, looks in the mirror and thinks what if
Nice one, luke-like_abana.
that doesn't even make sense abana doesn't even know what luking is, plus you can't triple stamp a double stamp
confirmed.
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Calls his Mom every night so she can read him Goodnight Moon before bed.
Has Stoops sing him "Soft Kitty" when he's sick.
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Won't dance at a wedding, even when Twist and Shout comes on.
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Did anyone else see his fat face walking alone off the field, a look of shame on his face?
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I think this thread really got to him you guys
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man, he actually was though you know?
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I KNEW IT.
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man, he actually was though you know?
a true baby back bitch
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oh man great thread :thumbs:
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he won't go upstairs unless someone else goes with him
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I expect an excellent Prevail and Ride ms paint with Loser Jones and a purple penis :emawkid:
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Orders indian food "mild"
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Remember that guy in saving private ryan who just let's his friend die upstairs because he was too afraid to do anything about it?
that guy is pretty much Landry Jones
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F2u8xi1g.gif&hash=339c5a23a01e95c220a6b63dfa99b47427b63110)
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6.9 YPA, on 43 attempts :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fumbles into the end zone on purpose so he can use his hands to break his own fall.
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Threw an interception to Zimmerman
because I was berry firsty and worried they'd run of red gatorade. I had to make sure i got back on the sideline and got to drink the red. yellow gatorade is icky!
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WHAT A STUPID LOSER
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.sbnation.com%2Fassets%2F1417893%2Foudonotwant.gif&hash=b7a193d82e2b8eb795cb892b0343ab4699015319)
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WHAT A STUPID LOSER
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.sbnation.com%2Fassets%2F1417893%2Foudonotwant.gif&hash=b7a193d82e2b8eb795cb892b0343ab4699015319)
Ouch! He threw that bally too hard at my hands!
That guy is such a dork!
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from landthieves pfffft
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.landthieves.com%2Fboard%2Fimages%2Flandthieves%2Fheader_whylandry.gif&hash=e2f64a09c01eca88ae5d069f9c5f7224940a7d51)
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:lol:
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WHAT A STUPID LOSER
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.sbnation.com%2Fassets%2F1417893%2Foudonotwant.gif&hash=b7a193d82e2b8eb795cb892b0343ab4699015319)
Omg rough ridin' great
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6.9 YPA, on 43 attempts :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you round Landry's up and round Klein's down they both had 7. :peek:
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6.9 YPA, on 43 attempts :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you round Landry's up and round Klein's down they both had 7. :peek:
2 runs -20 yards :lol:
fumble :lol:
interception :lol:
incomplete pass tipped at line on 2 pt attempt :lol:
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Snyder, ever the exploiter of weaknesses, saw a big one in Jones that plenty of others saw, too.
Asked if Jones was "spooked," Davis replied: "I noticed it in the first half. When we'd get upfield, he'd start jabbing his feet real quick and moving. That let us know that he don't like nobody in his blind side, and we tried to attack it all night."
:lol:
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Yeah, Davis totally thinks Jones is a pussy.
He's 100% correct, fwiw.
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http://prevailandride.blogspot.com/ (http://prevailandride.blogspot.com/)
Everything but it being purple. :lol:
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WHAT A STUPID LOSER
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.sbnation.com%2Fassets%2F1417893%2Foudonotwant.gif&hash=b7a193d82e2b8eb795cb892b0343ab4699015319)
:lol:
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JFC, Dlew12 does it again. :horrorsurprise:
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has an imaginary friend
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Landry is afraid his penis is too small to satisfy a woman.
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Landry is afraid his penis is too small to satisfy a woman.
Also won't jerk off, afraid he might go blind.
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When the power goes out and the lights go off and then come back on real quick he is already on the ground clutching the persons leg next to him and then tries to play it off by rubbing the material and asking if the person's pants are new.
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Alright fellas, I think we've given this coward enough grief.
No need to pile on.
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He didn't like cottage cheese when he was 4 and he has not given it another chance since.
Oh man. This one hits a little too close to home.
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Alright fellas, I think we've given this coward enough grief.
No need to pile on
Yes, I think we should lock it up and send it to an OU board. Sooner fans seem ready to carry on what we've started here.
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Uses a coaster whenever he has a cold beverage.
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Waters down his mild farina.
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Always has his "blankie" with him.
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FELLAS.
:nono:
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Sorry dlew. :facepalm:
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FELLAS.
:nono:
You should start a thread for complimenting Dayne Crist. The poor guy needs a boost and your soul needs a little redemption after what you did to LJ.
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FELLAS.
:nono:
You should start a thread for complimenting Dayne Crist. The poor guy needs a boost and your soul needs a little redemption after what you did to LJ.
Crist is beyond help.
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Guys I just realized we need OU to beat Notre Dame.
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Guys I just realized we need OU to beat Notre Dame.
:ohno:
We better start building up the loser sure-to-be-drafted-high-super-good-quarterback we just tore down.
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Guys I just realized we need OU to beat Notre Dame.
:ohno:
We better start building up the loser sure-to-be-drafted-high-super-good-quarterback we just tore down.
:ohno: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLNUHfDhqaI&feature=player_detailpage#t=409s :runaway:
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I saw this picture floating around on the internet and I for one think it's just shameful.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi4.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy110%2FTHE_agnax%2FUnconfidentLoser.jpg&hash=3be98356c74d280dde99414451bbbeb80a7ec5d2)
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:lol:
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Anyone want to split a Margarita?
(sorry DLew)
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I saw this picture floating around on the internet and I for one think it's just shameful.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi4.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy110%2FTHE_agnax%2FUnconfidentLoser.jpg&hash=3be98356c74d280dde99414451bbbeb80a7ec5d2)
That's great.
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https://vine.co/v/hhTeEDvAL92
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that's landry!
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:users:
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Sad thing is he will probably start in the not-so-distant future after 'Sexual assault' Rothelisberger is sent out of commish.
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNb1W96mt4-4lVQIWk_kC0Yk7bu1Zd7r7JHmPipaORzJa4ESDz)
The steelers will Get Landry'd
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That was a pretty great post by BKCat, an up and coming star at goEMAW.com
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That vine wont play for me. :cry:
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he uses a night light AND he sleeps with a teddy bear
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dobber, that's pretty harsh.