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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: VirgilMillerRedux on September 21, 2012, 10:48:30 AM
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Suppose you were forced to field Mitt Romney on the Kstate team for the OU game. This is a two-parter:
A) what position do you put him on for offense? and
B) how do you think his hair will hold up after being in a helmet all day?
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A.) Punter (yeah I chose special teams what now [redacted])
B.) probably pretty disheveled
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shawn synder was a punter and has never had to work a day in his life to get where he is in his career.
so yeah, punter seems about right. Good work, EMAWmeister.
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Obama would be a mix between Darren Sproles and Daniel Sams (the good parts)
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Obama would be a mix between Darren Sproles and Daniel Sams (the good parts)
he would definitely dunk the ball over the crossbar for his TD celebration.
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This is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thread.
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Hey folks, I know it is tempting to let this hypo get out of control (i.e. expand to Obama hypotheticals). But, please lets stick to the first two questions. My Obama hypos are going to be super fun. Just wait until I get to my Biden/Ryan bonus hypo.
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joe biden seems like he'd be a good "old-timey linebacker"
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the Ryan guy seems like he'd be a hotshot wideout that everybody thinks looks amazing on the field, but he's been hit in the head too many times and talks like a mixture of shannon sharpe and bill romanowski
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I always thought of Obama as the Allan Evridge of K-State QB's :dunno:
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bill clinton is definitely joe namath
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sandra day o'conner is the lady kicker at colorado that got raped
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Yeah, Paul Ryan is kind of like a little bit older Rizlo Jones.
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george bush (jr, not sr) is kind of similar to Dylan (rip)
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you know who would be similar to jordy nelson? the president who dropped the bomb on the asians (talib)
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michael dukakis is a total clone of chad may
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New Hypothetical
Obama scores a touchdown. He gets caught hotdogging in the end zone. There is a penalty flag thrown. As coach, do you a) pull him from the game, b) grab his helmet and scream at him, or c) join the dance in the end zone. If it matters, it happens during the TCU game and the winds are coming from the Southwest. KSU is up by 2.
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in this scenario, do the tcu fans have flaming hot pennies? if so, then i would pull him from the game and make him switch jerseys and then send his ass back out there.
if not, then let him dance and hopefully he offends some methodists in the process.
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in this scenario, do the tcu fans have flaming hot pennies? if so, then i would pull him from the game and make him switch jerseys and then send his ass back out there.
if not, then let him dance and hopefully he offends some methodists in the process.
Good question. They have heated coins, and they are actually dimes.
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This is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thread.
yes
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This is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thread.
yes
Please elaborate.
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So why does Obama have to be like two black guys and dunk and hotdog? and why can't a male Supreme Court judge get raped?
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So why does Obama have to be like two black guys and dunk and hotdog? and why can't a male Supreme Court judge get raped?
it's all open to your own interpretation, frankenklein.
i thought of another one. abraham lincoln and ron prince are both very similar.
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So why does Obama have to be like two black guys and dunk and hotdog? and why can't a male Supreme Court judge get raped?
it's all open to your own interpretation, frankenklein.
i thought of another one. abraham lincoln and ron prince are both very similar.
Why....because Lincoln freed the slaves and Prince had a black Freeman as a quarteback? That how I would interpret it :dunno:
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Suppose you were forced to field Mitt Romney on the Kstate team for the OU game. This is a two-parter:
A) what position do you put him on for offense? and
B) how do you think his hair will hold up after being in a helmet all day?
Wide Receiver split away from the action on running plays. I don't want to know what would happen to his hair. I'm not Romney fan, but he does have an immaculate head of hair and it would be a shame to see it "mussed."
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Split End without split ends.
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bill clinton is definitely joe namath
Just gets progressively more dream with age, I know.
weird thread
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i was going to say that they both had beards, but whatever. see, interpretation!
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Jackson is def. CK
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Millard Fillmore?
Tiny, little, miniature, baby Lockett.
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Jackson is def. CK
yes, jesse jackson is def CK. and al sharpton is taco wallace
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Jackson is def. CK
yes, jesse jackson is def CK. and al sharpton is taco wallace
DIFFERENT JACKSON!
:D
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Welcome to the board Virgil! Hopefully you do better than MFW!
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i really liked this thread.