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Title: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: VirgilMillerRedux on September 21, 2012, 10:48:30 AM
Suppose you were forced to field Mitt Romney on the Kstate team for the OU game.  This is a two-parter:

A) what position do you put him on for offense? and

B) how do you think his hair will hold up after being in a helmet all day?
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: EMAWmeister on September 21, 2012, 10:50:33 AM
A.) Punter (yeah I chose special teams what now [redacted])

B.) probably pretty disheveled
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 10:55:17 AM
shawn synder was a punter and has never had to work a day in his life to get where he is in his career.

so yeah, punter seems about right.  Good work, EMAWmeister.
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 10:55:45 AM
Obama would be a mix between Darren Sproles and Daniel Sams (the good parts)
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: puniraptor on September 21, 2012, 10:56:57 AM
Obama would be a mix between Darren Sproles and Daniel Sams (the good parts)

he would definitely dunk the ball over the crossbar for his TD celebration.
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 21, 2012, 11:02:05 AM
This is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thread.
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: VirgilMillerRedux on September 21, 2012, 11:03:02 AM
Hey folks, I know it is tempting to let this hypo get out of control (i.e. expand to Obama hypotheticals).  But, please lets stick to the first two questions.  My Obama hypos are going to be super fun.  Just wait until I get to my Biden/Ryan bonus hypo. 
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 11:03:29 AM
joe biden seems like he'd be a good "old-timey linebacker"
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 11:04:42 AM
the Ryan guy seems like he'd be a hotshot wideout that everybody thinks looks amazing on the field, but he's been hit in the head too many times and talks like a mixture of shannon sharpe and bill romanowski
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: "storm"nut on September 21, 2012, 11:06:10 AM
I always thought of Obama as the Allan Evridge of K-State QB's  :dunno:
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 11:07:04 AM
bill clinton is definitely joe namath
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 11:07:36 AM
sandra day o'conner is the lady kicker at colorado that got raped
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: VirgilMillerRedux on September 21, 2012, 11:08:01 AM
Yeah, Paul Ryan is kind of like a little bit older Rizlo Jones.
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 11:08:40 AM
george bush (jr, not sr) is kind of similar to Dylan (rip)
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 11:10:05 AM
you know who would be similar to jordy nelson?  the president who dropped the bomb on the asians (talib)
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 11:11:44 AM
michael dukakis is a total clone of chad may
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: VirgilMillerRedux on September 21, 2012, 11:18:48 AM
New Hypothetical

Obama scores a touchdown.  He gets caught hotdogging in the end zone.  There is a penalty flag thrown.  As coach, do you a) pull him from the game, b) grab his helmet and scream at him, or c) join the dance in the end zone.  If it matters, it happens during the TCU game and the winds are coming from the Southwest.  KSU is up by 2. 
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 11:21:45 AM
in this scenario, do the tcu fans have flaming hot pennies?  if so, then i would pull him from the game and make him switch jerseys and then send his ass back out there.

if not, then let him dance and hopefully he offends some methodists in the process.
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: VirgilMillerRedux on September 21, 2012, 11:24:11 AM
in this scenario, do the tcu fans have flaming hot pennies?  if so, then i would pull him from the game and make him switch jerseys and then send his ass back out there.

if not, then let him dance and hopefully he offends some methodists in the process.

Good question.  They have heated coins, and they are actually dimes.   
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: Belvis Noland on September 21, 2012, 11:48:02 AM
This is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thread.

yes
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: VirgilMillerRedux on September 21, 2012, 12:06:03 PM
This is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thread.

yes

Please elaborate.
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 21, 2012, 12:08:21 PM
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Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: Frankenklein on September 21, 2012, 12:44:10 PM
   So why does Obama have to be like two black guys and dunk and hotdog? and why can't a male Supreme Court judge get raped?
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 12:45:16 PM
   So why does Obama have to be like two black guys and dunk and hotdog? and why can't a male Supreme Court judge get raped?

it's all open to your own interpretation, frankenklein. 

i thought of another one.  abraham lincoln and ron prince are both very similar.
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: Frankenklein on September 21, 2012, 01:01:18 PM
   So why does Obama have to be like two black guys and dunk and hotdog? and why can't a male Supreme Court judge get raped?

it's all open to your own interpretation, frankenklein. 

i thought of another one.  abraham lincoln and ron prince are both very similar.
Why....because Lincoln freed the slaves and Prince had a black Freeman as a quarteback? That how I would interpret it :dunno:
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: nicname on September 21, 2012, 01:06:33 PM
Suppose you were forced to field Mitt Romney on the Kstate team for the OU game.  This is a two-parter:

A) what position do you put him on for offense? and

B) how do you think his hair will hold up after being in a helmet all day?

Wide Receiver split away from the action on running plays.  I don't want to know what would happen to his hair.  I'm not Romney fan, but he does have an immaculate head of hair and it would be a shame to see it "mussed."
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: MadCat on September 21, 2012, 01:07:32 PM
Split End without split ends.
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on September 21, 2012, 01:09:19 PM
bill clinton is definitely joe namath
Just gets progressively more dream with age, I know.

weird thread
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 01:15:57 PM
i was going to say that they both had beards, but whatever.  see, interpretation!
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: DQ12 on September 21, 2012, 01:22:26 PM
Jackson is def. CK
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: DQ12 on September 21, 2012, 01:22:52 PM
Millard Fillmore?

Tiny, little, miniature, baby Lockett.
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 21, 2012, 01:23:45 PM
Jackson is def. CK

yes, jesse jackson is def CK.  and al sharpton is taco wallace
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: DQ12 on September 21, 2012, 01:25:19 PM
Jackson is def. CK

yes, jesse jackson is def CK.  and al sharpton is taco wallace
DIFFERENT JACKSON!

 :D
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: 8manpick on September 21, 2012, 02:06:35 PM
Welcome to the board Virgil! Hopefully you do better than MFW!
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: VirgilMillerRedux on September 21, 2012, 08:59:10 PM
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ok folks...i see what is happening.  I'm a professional freestyler rapper, and I have mucho inspiration.
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: AST on September 21, 2012, 09:09:15 PM
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ok folks...i see what is happening.  I'm a professional freestyler rapper, and I have mucho inspiration.


and I'm a robot, neno neno
Title: Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
Post by: OK_Cat on September 25, 2012, 10:26:18 AM
i really liked this thread.