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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Kat Kid on September 17, 2012, 03:43:02 PM
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Twice a month, payday.
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whenever I am drunk.
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whenever I get out of the shower, look in the mirror, look at the scale, look back in the mirror and sigh. then I see her and feel better.
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are you drunk right now
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"I have no idea'" - all the bros on the trivia team
"Oh, I know it!" - Mrs. Jakesie60
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no i am not drunk right now. my god, slanderous.
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"I have no idea'" - all the bros on the trivia team
"Oh, I know it!" - Mrs. Jakesie60
:emawkid:
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This thread reeks of low self esteem and an overwhelming sense of resignation. Mods, please rename this thread "I'm a loser who somehow married a chick who isn't quite as big a loser. (But still a loser.)"
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Having a spouse that knocks down 6 figures while looking like a Hawaiian tropic calendar girl is pretty awesome. I totally agree
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This thread reeks of low self esteem and an overwhelming sense of resignation. Mods, please rename this thread "I'm a loser who somehow married a chick who isn't quite as big a loser. (But still a loser.)"
i think you have the wrong definitions of low or self-esteem and also loser. Perhaps you were using a thesaurus and were looking at antonyms! I have done that myself on occasion!!!
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If the chick is hot and makes jack, I'd be a bit worried if I was you Kat Kid. (More like Fat Kid, amirite?)
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If the chick is hot and makes jack, I'd be a bit worried if I was you Kat Kid. (More like Fat Kid, amirite?)
OUR VOWS ARE SACRED AND #4life! :curse:
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If the chick is hot and makes jack, I'd be a bit worried if I was you Kat Kid. (More like Fat Kid, amirite?)
sheesh jt is using his improved posting skills in a very dark manner.
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We have a schtick where yell eff you eff you and eff you boston style like mark wahlberg in the fighter and she laughs hysterically. Not sure if other chicks would think that was funny but im guessing not.
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If the chick is hot and makes jack, I'd be a bit worried if I was you Kat Kid. (More like Fat Kid, amirite?)
sheesh jt is using his improved posting skills in a very dark manner.
lol, no. link?
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I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.
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We have a schtick where yell eff you eff you and eff you boston
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If the chick is hot and makes jack, I'd be a bit worried if I was you Kat Kid. (More like Fat Kid, amirite?)
sheesh jt is using his improved posting skills in a very dark manner.
lol, no. link?
I mean it, look at his first 5,000 posts.
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We have a schtick where yell eff you eff you and eff you boston style like mark wahlberg in the fighter and she laughs hysterically. Not sure if other chicks would think that was funny but im guessing not.
no they wouldn't, that's pretty cool :dunno:
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I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.
My wife said, "I don't want to work for anyone else anymore. I just want to stay home and take care of the kids crap." I said, "Cool."
Question, would we not be friends anymore? (assuming we were friends prior to my wife saying "eff work.")
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I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.
My wife said, "I don't want to work for anyone else anymore. I just want to stay home and take care of the kids crap." I said, "Cool."
Question, would we not be friends anymore? (assuming we were friends prior to my wife saying "eff work.")
Hmmm, was she making a ton before she quit to take care of kids?
And FTr, I don't hang out with my old buddy by his choice as he is embarrassed
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I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.
My wife said, "I don't want to work for anyone else anymore. I just want to stay home and take care of the kids crap." I said, "Cool."
Question, would we not be friends anymore? (assuming we were friends prior to my wife saying "eff work.")
sounds like you got tricked into this arrangement dobs
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great thread Kat Kid! I am not married and am currently single enjoying #life but one day I can't wait to post in this thread and answer the stated question in the original post!
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I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.
My wife said, "I don't want to work for anyone else anymore. I just want to stay home and take care of the kids crap." I said, "Cool."
Question, would we not be friends anymore? (assuming we were friends prior to my wife saying "eff work.")
Hmmm, was she making a ton before she quit to take care of kids?
And FTr, I don't hang out with my old buddy by his choice as he is embarrassed
Yes
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I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.
My wife said, "I don't want to work for anyone else anymore. I just want to stay home and take care of the kids crap." I said, "Cool."
Question, would we not be friends anymore? (assuming we were friends prior to my wife saying "eff work.")
sounds like you got tricked into this arrangement dobs
No. Wait...oh eff!
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Scott, is it too much to ask that you (at least) try to not ruin every single thread with your insane racisim? Man, it's like frickin GPC over here when scott logs in.
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When I say "I'm going to pop in the 2003 Big 12 title game to get pumped for the weekend" and she replies "I'm down"
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:clac:
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I feel like this is a trolling thread.
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When she PI's the crap out of my bad person brothers. :emawkid: So hot.
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Mrs CF3: "You have any plans this weekend? I assume you're watching football on Saturday"
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Mrs. CF3: "(random friend) is becoming a nutritionist, all they had was zucchini cake at the birthday party. She's really stupid"
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"Sure Jakesie, I'll watch Daris' kids so you guys can go to the game together!"
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You guys are blessed.
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When my wife gets drunk and starts doing Deniro impressions to lazy waiters "Don't waste...my motherfuckin' time!"
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When my wife gets drunk and starts doing Deniro impressions to lazy waiters "Don't waste...my motherfuckin' time!"
That sounds like Pacino in Heat. :dunno:
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ya that's vincent/pacino from heat
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well hope we didn't ruin your "moment" FR :frown:
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We won't tell her that you don't get the reference
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"Look how miserable those people with kids are."
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This is pretty awful, but I saw pics of an ex I dated for quite a few years. Just had her first kid. Woof and double woof. Really dodged a bullet there. More like an A-10's depleted uranium tank busting canon projectile, but whatevs.
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We won't tell her that you don't get the reference
Oh man. If he comes to pak, please don't tell her I botched her line.
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"Let me get you another beer. Can you pause it real quick so I don't miss out on #Life."
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Mrs. WNK: "I got a great tailgate planned for next gameday."
Great thread KK.
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"Let me get you another beer. Can you pause it real quick so I don't miss out on #Life."
:thumbs:
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"You haven't been golfing in a long time. You better get out again, or your game is going to get rusty."
"Have you read 'insert thread title' on goEMAW yet?"
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"You haven't been golfing in a long time. You better get out again, or your game is going to get rusty."
"Have you read 'insert thread title' on goEMAW yet?"
Does she post here?
:users: <--- Only Mrs. _Fan.
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"You haven't been golfing in a long time. You better get out again, or your game is going to get rusty."
"Have you read 'insert thread title' on goEMAW yet?"
Does she post here?
:users: <--- Only Mrs. _Fan.
Yeah she does the volleyball Mrs_FAN Frames
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I wonder if your guy's wives know what kind of assholes they married. Probably
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"You haven't been golfing in a long time. You better get out again, or your game is going to get rusty."
"Have you read 'insert thread title' on goEMAW yet?"
Does she post here?
:users: <--- Only Mrs. _Fan.
She called my Jose Espronceda homage to Denis a couple years ago. Very elite.
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pfft
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"Sure Jakesie, I'll watch Daris' kids so you guys can go to the game together!"
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"Sure Jakesie, I'll watch Daris' kids so you guys can go to the game together!"
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Did she not give you your kids back or something
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"Sure Jakesie, I'll watch Daris' kids so you guys can go to the game together!"
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