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Title: need help/input
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 13, 2012, 07:43:06 PM
my wife bought this and his twin at a chinese grocery store around one year ago. it's just been sitting in our cabinet staring me in the face for the last 12 months. i don't know what it is and whether or not it is still edible. should i try to eat this stuff? what do i do w/ it? is it still good or could it kill me if consumed?


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Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 13, 2012, 07:55:29 PM
see? no consume before date.

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Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: SdK on August 13, 2012, 07:59:18 PM
I think "consume before consumer" means to have to eat it in front of a mirror.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: CHONGS on August 13, 2012, 08:02:51 PM
that crap's good to go!

Title: need help/input
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2012, 08:03:02 PM
Poison
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 13, 2012, 08:07:40 PM
It's a Chinese super food.  Dig in
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: bubbles4ksu on August 13, 2012, 08:11:47 PM
think i remember hearing that yam noodles will keep for no more than 12 months. if your "around one year ago" assessment is on the short end you will be eating fermented(poisonous) yam noodles. better consult your calendar, rd.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 13, 2012, 08:13:30 PM
If you don't cook and eat that right this moment you are a huge sissy.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 13, 2012, 08:15:29 PM
It's good for you
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 13, 2012, 08:19:52 PM
 :runaway:

you guys are not helping!
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: kim carnes on August 13, 2012, 08:26:32 PM
Definitely eat it.  If its in a bag like that then it is loaded with preservatives.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Bloodfart on August 13, 2012, 08:34:00 PM
I would eat it fwiw.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: D-tron on August 13, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Shove that crap in your talk hole right now!!!!!!!!  It's totally coconut or something equally delicious.  I cant think of a better decision for you to make right now.  Quit  :blah: and fill your hole with that delicious asian treat. 
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 13, 2012, 08:36:50 PM
Definitely eat it.  If its in a bag like that then it is loaded with preservatives.

 :dunno:


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Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 13, 2012, 08:37:48 PM
don't eat. you might choke.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 13, 2012, 08:39:15 PM
if i do eat, how? just open the package and pull them out of the water and eat them? fry them? microwave the package? warm or cold? spices? eff me.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: ChiComCat on August 13, 2012, 08:40:53 PM
You have a lot, trial and error.  Consume with Bacon first to ensure good taste

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Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Bloodfart on August 13, 2012, 08:41:34 PM
If you need seasoning for that wad of salt and fat you my friend have no taste.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 13, 2012, 08:45:11 PM
If you need seasoning for that wad of salt and fat you my friend have no taste.

what in the eff are you talking about? there is not one gram of salt or fat in that entire rough ridin' package you dipshit.


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Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Bloodfart on August 13, 2012, 08:57:32 PM
If you need seasoning for that wad of salt and fat you my friend have no taste.

what in the eff are you talking about? there is not one gram of salt or fat in that entire rough ridin' package you dipshit.


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Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Katpappy on August 13, 2012, 08:59:37 PM
If you need seasoning for that wad of salt and fat you my friend have no taste.

what in the eff are you talking about? there is not one gram of salt or fat in that entire rough ridin' package you dipshit.


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Ricky, you don't have a hair on your balls if you don't just get that crap out of the freezer and look up on google how to cook it and gulp that crap down like a man.  :dance:

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Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: CHONGS on August 13, 2012, 09:16:19 PM
it's in your heritage rick
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 13, 2012, 09:34:55 PM
Don't let the Chinese win this battle rd.  usa!
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 13, 2012, 09:37:30 PM
it's in your heritage rick

It's so great that Mrs. Daris bought him something from the Chinese store.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 13, 2012, 09:38:48 PM
it's in your heritage rick

It's so great that Mrs. Daris bought him something from the Chinese store.

Seems like he is behaving like an ingrate. 
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Pete on August 13, 2012, 09:39:04 PM
We need pics as he prepares this dish.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: CHONGS on August 13, 2012, 09:43:11 PM
If you need seasoning for that wad of salt and fat you my friend have no taste.

what in the eff are you talking about? there is not one gram of salt or fat in that entire rough ridin' package you dipshit.


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Ricky, you don't have a hair on your balls if you don't just get that crap out of the freezer and look up on google how to cook it and gulp that crap down like a man.  :dance:

Pro Tip- Make sure you have penicillin on hand for the next morning, you might need it.
lol if you read goEMAW at all you would know daris keeps a tight ship down there.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: kim carnes on August 13, 2012, 09:45:51 PM
Definitely eat it.  If its in a bag like that then it is loaded with preservatives.

 :dunno:


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do not eat that or you might die.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 13, 2012, 09:48:50 PM
We need pics as he prepares this dish.

I could come get you and we could drive to rd's house and force feed him that crap if you wanted.
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Cire on August 13, 2012, 10:17:10 PM
what is it?
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Katpappy on August 13, 2012, 10:36:09 PM
We need pics as he prepares this dish.

I could come get you and we could drive to rd's house and force feed him that crap if you wanted.
:lol:  Pic's of the faces Rick makes while enjoying this tastey dish would be very appreciated.  TIA
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Cire on August 13, 2012, 10:39:08 PM
they look like noodles.

can noodles go bad?
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 13, 2012, 10:49:27 PM
Why did you ever buy that.  Weirds. 
Title: Re: need help/input
Post by: Katpappy on August 14, 2012, 10:31:28 PM
We need pics as he prepares this dish.

I could come get you and we could drive to rd's house and force feed him that crap if you wanted.
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