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if you were competing against women. I've been fairly certain I could play in the WNBA for years and I'm pretty sure with 6 months training in a number of sports I could win gold.
1. Shotput
2. Archery
3. Badminton
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Ping Pong and water polo.
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if you were competing against women. I've been fairly certain I could play in the WNBA for years and I'm pretty sure with 6 months training in a number of sports I could win gold.
1. Shotput
2. Archery
3. Badminton
they would make you look like a unathletic 7th grade girl from mexico who had played futbol her entire life who couldn't dribble a basketball or make basketball shots and prolly also struggled at running in a straight line w/o tripping over your awkward 7th grade feet. lol bro. lol.
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not volleyball, that's for rough ridin' sure
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also not any distance running, cycling, etc. I'd get tired and quit right at the beginning.
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not gymnastics either
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Greco Roman wrestling
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if you were competing against women. I've been fairly certain I could play in the WNBA for years and I'm pretty sure with 6 months training in a number of sports I could win gold.
1. Shotput
2. Archery
3. Badminton
lol not archery at all.
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Handball
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I think you guys would get crushed at ping pong and badminton. Those asian girls are nails.
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is there one where you win by simply being the smelliest or body-hairiest? :crossfingers:
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I think you guys would get crushed at ping pong and badminton. Those asian girls are nails.
No one on this board would score more than 3 points in ping pong
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Poet warrior and I in synchronized diving
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If WWE-style wrestling was an event, I might win.
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I think it's pretty safe to say that this board does not have a single poster who would win a gold medal in any women's event.
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I think it's pretty safe to say that this board does not have a single poster who would win a gold medal in any women's event.
i wouldn't count out dr. tyler hughes in the 10m air pistol. he excels at technical, quasi-sports. but you're probably right, it would take some luck for him to even medal.
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The horse dancing thing
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After reviewing the list of olympic sports, I think a team of goemawers could win gold in women's field hockey and women's rugby.
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After reviewing the list of olympic sports, I think a team of goemawers could win gold in women's field hockey and women's rugby.
Definitely women's rugby 7's but it doesn't start until 2016. We would not only win, but we would win 92 dream team style.
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Math :lol:
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I was thinking with 6 to 12 months of training I could win a medal in archery. See you bitches in Rio 2016, I'll be sure to spill all the details from the Olympic Village orgy.
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none
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NOT figure skating
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if you were competing against women. I've been fairly certain I could play in the WNBA for years and I'm pretty sure with 6 months training in a number of sports I could win gold.
1. Shotput
2. Archery
3. Badminton
they would make you look like a unathletic 7th grade girl from mexico who had played futbol her entire life who couldn't dribble a basketball or make basketball shots and prolly also struggled at running in a straight line w/o tripping over your awkward 7th grade feet. lol bro. lol.
:opcat:
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if you were competing against women. I've been fairly certain I could play in the WNBA for years and I'm pretty sure with 6 months training in a number of sports I could win gold.
1. Shotput
2. Archery
3. Badminton
no way you're shooting better than team china. team fitsinmypocket nailed our women. granted only one of our archers is russian.
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I was thinking with 6 to 12 months of training I could win a medal in archery. See you bitches in Rio 2016, I'll be sure to spill all the details from the Olympic Village orgy.
They don't let archers into the orgy. Thats only for real athletes
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I was thinking with 6 to 12 months of training I could win a medal in archery. See you bitches in Rio 2016, I'll be sure to spill all the details from the Olympic Village orgy.
They don't let archers into the orgy. Thats only for real athletes
they would let y-l-a join for obvious reasons.
brock landers out. y-l-a in.
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I was thinking with 6 to 12 months of training I could win a medal in archery. See you bitches in Rio 2016, I'll be sure to spill all the details from the Olympic Village orgy.
They don't let archers into the orgy. Thats only for real athletes
they would let y-l-a join for obvious reasons.
brock landers out. y-l-a in.
:curse:
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NOT figure skating
I don't think you get this thread, SD. You see, its the events you COULD win in, not the events you COULDN'T win in.
Hope this clears things up.
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NOT figure skating
I don't think you get this thread, SD. You see, its the events you COULD win in, not the events you COULDN'T win in.
Hope this clears things up.
2nd most pi'd trying to pi 2nd best poster. yeah...i see this one working out :facepalm:
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Definitely NOT tennis. Man, I'd get destroyed. I hit little lob type serves though because I can't fire it over into that box. If it's windy watch out. I will break my own serve.
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NOT figure skating
I don't think you get this thread, SD. You see, its the events you COULD win in, not the events you COULDN'T win in.
Hope this clears things up.
2nd most pi'd trying to pi 2nd best poster. yeah...i see this one working out :facepalm:
3rd most PI'd, J-dubass.
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Definitely NOT tennis. Man, I'd get destroyed. I hit little lob type serves though because I can't fire it over into that box. If it's windy watch out. I will break my own serve.
If those chicks could hit a spin serve, I'd be in a lot of trouble. I bet they can.
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NOT figure skating
I don't think you get this thread, SD. You see, its the events you COULD win in, not the events you COULDN'T win in.
Hope this clears things up.
2nd most pi'd trying to pi 2nd best poster. yeah...i see this one working out :facepalm:
3rd most PI'd, J-dubass.
grats TIB.
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Definitely NOT tennis. Man, I'd get destroyed. I hit little lob type serves though because I can't fire it over into that box. If it's windy watch out. I will break my own serve.
I don't know what that means. :dance:
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catching my soap when it unexpectedly falls off a high place in my old shower
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I think I could do pretty well in handball and water polo. Maybe not gold, but most definitely silver!!!
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the day they add ice cream eating (speed and/or quantity) and singing in the shower
i will immediately be the number 1 contender. in both.
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Handball. Give me 3 months of training and practicing with the national team.
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pokemon
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Boxing, I have KO power. My gameplan would be to throw bombs until I connected or my heart exploded. This would be probably less than a minute into the first round.
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LSOC and SwiftCat: Let's organize the first ever USA Handball team for the 2016 Olympics. I've heard Rio is nice... :gocho:
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Mario Cart. If I could throw turtle shells, bananas, and bombs at you bitches, id win gold for sure.
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LSOC and SwiftCat: Let's organize the first ever USA Handball team for the 2016 Olympics. I've heard Rio is nice... :gocho:
In.
If anyone else wants in, PM for deets.
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if they added an egg toss OR tap dancing i'm pretty confident i could get at least bronze in both.
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LSOC and SwiftCat: Let's organize the first ever USA Handball team for the 2016 Olympics. I've heard Rio is nice... :gocho:
I will play anywhere but goalie. I am way too pretty.
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LSOC and SwiftCat: Let's organize the first ever USA Handball team for the 2016 Olympics. I've heard Rio is nice... :gocho:
I will play anywhere but goalie. I am way too pretty.
Are either of you guys lefty? We need a lefty to attack from the right side :users:
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LSOC and SwiftCat: Let's organize the first ever USA Handball team for the 2016 Olympics. I've heard Rio is nice... :gocho:
I will play anywhere but goalie. I am way too pretty.
Are either of you guys lefty? We need a lefty to attack from the right side :users:
Any luck yet? We need a lefty bad.
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We should put out an ad in the Collegian/Mercury for an athletic, jacked, former college baseball player, left-handed stud for our Handball team.
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We should put out an ad in the Collegian/Mercury for an athletic, jacked, former college baseball player, left-handed stud for our Handball team.
Matt Siebrandt's Left Hand fits this descripto very well.
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Sorry guys, I'm a righty as well. I've recruited another player, but alas, fate would not give us a dominant right arm.
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We should put out an ad in the Collegian/Mercury for an athletic, jacked, former college baseball player, left-handed stud for our Handball team.
Matt Siebrandt's Left Hand fits this descripto very well.
Brilliant! Boys, we've got ourselves a lefty.
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Now the hard part. It will be grueling and some of the guys on the team might not last, but in order to be Olympic Champions we have to design cool practice unis.
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I'm thinking either of these would work...
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I'm thinking either of these would work...
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I like. Now get me some really short shorts with something written across the ass like "heart" "effort" or "hand & balls"
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Or:
#LIFE
across the butt
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Just whipped a tennis ball across my office and out my door 10 times.
10/10 went through. I am a rough ridin' natural. better clear some room in the ol' LSOC trophy case for a gold. :dance:
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Just whipped a tennis ball across my office and out my door 10 times.
10/10 went through. I am a rough ridin' natural. better clear some room in the ol' LSOC trophy case for a gold. :dance:
Good stuff, LSOC. Practice makes perfect!
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If they ever get juggling into the Olympics I will dominate it. Knives, fireballs, etc.
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practicing left handed tosses so I can be a dual threat.
So, when I am on the podium wearing my gold in Brazil and they play the national anthem should I go all somber and serious with hands clasped behind back, intently gazing at the Stars and Stripes?
mouth along with the words with hand over heart?
Head lowered in contemplation?
Lots of decisions in the next 4 years.
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This morning I taped down a 6 meter line in my garage, and I've been practicing my jump-shots all day. Even put a big stack of tires in the middle of the goal to act as a goalie so that I could perfect my corner shots and bounce shots.
SwiftCat, how's your training going?
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This morning I taped down a 6 meter line in my garage, and I've been practicing my jump-shots all day. Even put a big stack of tires in the middle of the goal to act as a goalie so that I could perfect my corner shots and bounce shots.
SwiftCat, how's your training going?
What is that, like 3 feet or something?
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This morning I taped down a 6 meter line in my garage, and I've been practicing my jump-shots all day. Even put a big stack of tires in the middle of the goal to act as a goalie so that I could perfect my corner shots and bounce shots.
SwiftCat, how's your training going?
What is that, like 3 feet or something?
you are a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), boston.
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This morning I taped down a 6 meter line in my garage, and I've been practicing my jump-shots all day. Even put a big stack of tires in the middle of the goal to act as a goalie so that I could perfect my corner shots and bounce shots.
SwiftCat, how's your training going?
What is that, like 3 feet or something?
you are a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), boston.
Just trying to make a point that SabiNation didn't actually tape a line in his garage because he obviously doesn't own a meter stick. No one in America does, that's all.
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This morning I taped down a 6 meter line in my garage, and I've been practicing my jump-shots all day. Even put a big stack of tires in the middle of the goal to act as a goalie so that I could perfect my corner shots and bounce shots.
SwiftCat, how's your training going?
What is that, like 3 feet or something?
Dude it's the rough ridin' metric system. I have no idea. I guessed and put it 13 feet away because that's how far the free throw line is in basketball. This way, I can practice my hand ball jump-shots and my free throws!! Can you say dual-sport star? :combofan:
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Dude it's the rough ridin' metric system. I have no idea. I guessed and put it 13 feet away because that's how far the free throw line is in basketball. This way, I can practice my hand ball jump-shots and my free throws!! Can you say dual-sport star? :combofan:
A quick Google search tells me that its just over 19 feet. I suggest you retape your line before you short arm every throw in Rio. I'd hate to see all of Limestone's hard training go to waste.
Do people celebrate goals in handball like they do touchdowns in football? You guys should put some swag in handball in 2016 :dance:
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I would probably try out for something like track, failing miserably I would go on to compete in bobsleigh. Myself and a few other former runners would defy the odds and make the olympics only to crash on one of the last turns. :dunno:
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I've secured a sponsorship from Hummel. Congrats guys, this is really happening.
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Nice work Emo! :thumbsup: