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Title: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 27, 2012, 05:51:35 PM
Everywhere I go I try and stick it to the man in little ways.  Over the course of my life I will have stuck it to the man so many times it would blow your mind.

1.  Whenever I go to Sam's Club if they say "Sir, do you have your membership card?"  I'll just say "Yup" and keep walking without showing it to them. 

2.  When I vote if there is a 'Yes, No' option to retain judges, I ALWAYS vote no.  Screw those guys.

3.  When Hulu asks "Is this ad relevant to you" I say no, even if it is. 


How do you stick it to the man?
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: steve dave on July 27, 2012, 05:54:23 PM
when I'm on the phone with whatever call center person I was talking to and the message says to hold on for a survey about the service I was given I always just hang up
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: star seed 7 on July 27, 2012, 05:54:59 PM
By becoming the man.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: shivvyman on July 27, 2012, 06:10:23 PM
Whenever the parking lot is full (which is pretty much all the damn time) at Subway, I make my own spot by parking on the grass lawn.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: sys on July 27, 2012, 06:23:40 PM
1.  Whenever I go to Sam's Club if they say "Sir, do you have your membership card?"  I'll just say "Yup" and keep walking without showing it to them.

this is really good.  i admire you, cfor3.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: j-dub on July 27, 2012, 06:53:04 PM
whenever i go to the movies i walk right past the window directly to the kiosk and buy my own ticket myself without any interference thank you very much.
Title: Sticking it to the man
Post by: puniraptor on July 27, 2012, 07:00:36 PM
2.  When I vote if there is a 'Yes, No' option to retain judges, I ALWAYS vote no.  Screw those guys.

I do this also. My theory is since I have done no research I should vote NO because if he is good a majority will keep him in anyway, but I don't want my blind yes vote to be the reason a dickhead is retained.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: wetwillie on July 27, 2012, 07:18:25 PM
I take like 10 extra straws and lids when I get a fountain drink at the convenience store, looking right at you storm nut.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Trim on July 27, 2012, 07:57:53 PM
I think there's a lot of man-sticking-to involved with how I drive getting into or out of traffic or packed parking lots at major events.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 27, 2012, 09:27:11 PM
I think there's a lot of man-sticking-to involved with how I drive getting into or out of traffic or packed parking lots at major events.

this.

At the Truman sports complex I pretty much do the opposite of what the guy in the yellow wind breaker directs. 
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: TheHamburglar on July 27, 2012, 09:35:54 PM
I've been getting GPC for free for almost 2 years by rolling 4 month courtesy extensions for cancelled memberships.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: wetwillie on July 27, 2012, 09:46:42 PM
I've been getting GPC for free for almost 2 years by rolling 4 month courtesy extensions for cancelled memberships.

sounds like the joke is on you
Title: Sticking it to the man
Post by: puniraptor on July 27, 2012, 10:13:41 PM
When bully cops pull me over I a unintentionally a dick to them. After the mrs tells me I seemed like a dick I really feel like i stuck it to the man.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Bloodfart on July 27, 2012, 10:40:11 PM
When ever I am caught speeding I interact with the officer very politely.  Then I call my older bro who is a sergeant with the WPD.  Like it never happened.  :driving:
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: steve dave on July 27, 2012, 10:46:48 PM
the important thing to do is make sure the cop is aware that he could never attain your level of education and that any dirtbag from your highschool class could do his crap job.  he won't eff with you if he knows you are above him.
Title: Sticking it to the man
Post by: puniraptor on July 27, 2012, 10:49:14 PM
Last ticket I got was in my hometown from a dude I went to high school with... :facepalm:
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Bloodfart on July 27, 2012, 11:07:59 PM
Last ticket I got was in my hometown from a dude I went to high school with... :facepalm:

What a dick.

Lol, true story, my other bro is a part time small town cop...  Lets just say my home is very safe.

Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: PowercatPat on July 28, 2012, 12:23:16 AM
Down with the man!
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: SwiftCat on July 28, 2012, 12:38:54 AM
My man is actually a woman and I stick it to her all the time.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: puniraptor on July 28, 2012, 12:41:11 AM
I got pulled over in mhk for not using my turn signal when safely changing lanes.

I asked the cop "Is that even a crime?"

He said it was, but the warning ticket said "unsafe driving" which sounds pretty rough ridin' arbitrary to me.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 28, 2012, 09:18:50 AM
I got pulled over in mhk for not using my turn signal when safely changing lanes.

I asked the cop "Is that even a crime?"

He said it was, but the warning ticket said "unsafe driving" which sounds pretty rough ridin' arbitrary to me.

doesn't sound like you stuck it to the man.  asking for clarification on driving laws then complaining about it later is NOT sticking it to the man
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 28, 2012, 10:38:35 AM
I bbs at work, even though I've been told not to several times by the guy in the suit.  :dance:
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Trim on July 28, 2012, 10:46:37 AM
I think there's a lot of man-sticking-to involved with how I drive getting into or out of traffic or packed parking lots at major events.

this.

At the Truman sports complex I pretty much do the opposite of what the guy in the yellow wind breaker directs. 

So fun nearly running over a traffic cop and looking at him or her in my rear-view getting all mad at the pak head.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 28, 2012, 10:51:02 AM
sneak booze into the movies
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: slobber on July 28, 2012, 10:51:11 AM
I honked 3 different times at a traffic cop that was doing a horrible job. He was looking back in the long line of cars to try to figure out who was honking. When we finally drove by him, I didn't look at him. That showed him.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 28, 2012, 10:52:40 AM
sneak booze into the movies
Oh, man, this.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: I_have_purplewood on July 28, 2012, 11:09:22 AM
Whenever they have a sale on something I like (and sometimes even when I don't) and there's a limit per customer, I ALWAYS take at least one over that number and then stare at the cashier with 'crazy' eyes as he/she scans that item.  Never been called on it.


Take that man!
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 28, 2012, 11:11:38 AM
Embezzle
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Bloodfart on July 28, 2012, 11:22:56 AM
This one time I accidently stuck it to the man.  I bought a case of shotgun shells and the clerk scanned one box.  She rings up the purchase and says "five dollars please."  I paid her and quietly walked out of the store...   

 :cheese: <--- cept with $100 worth of shells tucked under arm.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: ben ji on July 28, 2012, 11:38:50 AM
When I go to pay for my beautiful chipotle burrito and they ask me if I want anything to drink I always say no, just a glass for water.


I then fill that "Water" Glass full of Coca Cola
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 28, 2012, 11:45:18 AM
When I go to pay for my beautiful chipotle burrito and they ask me if I want anything to drink I always say no, just a glass for water.


I then fill that "Water" Glass full of Coca Cola

done this so many times so many places the man doesn't know what to do with himself.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: shivvyman on July 28, 2012, 11:50:36 AM
When I go to pay for my beautiful chipotle burrito and they ask me if I want anything to drink I always say no, just a glass for water.


I then fill that "Water" Glass full of Coca Cola

done this so many times so many places the man doesn't know what to do with himself.

Don't confuse sticking it to the man with being cheap.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 28, 2012, 12:08:34 PM
When I go to pay for my beautiful chipotle burrito and they ask me if I want anything to drink I always say no, just a glass for water.


I then fill that "Water" Glass full of Coca Cola

done this so many times so many places the man doesn't know what to do with himself.

Don't confuse sticking it to the man with being cheap.

Being cheap is ordering water, and using the lemons and sugar to make your own lemonade.  The order water but drink coke move is man-sticking. 
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 28, 2012, 12:40:29 PM
I have lit'rally never legitimately paid for a soda popinski at a place where I have the freedom to order a water bottle and then steal me some Mr. Pibb.


Take that THE MAN.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: j-dub on July 28, 2012, 02:27:56 PM
sneak booze into the movies
Oh, man, this.

yes, very enjoyable. i like to put the flask in a DOTS box. i also like to eat DOTS. so i bring 2* boxes of dots naturally.

*one with dots one with booze
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: KITNfury on July 28, 2012, 02:37:24 PM
I fill my pockets full of splenda at quick trips.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: DQ12 on July 28, 2012, 02:38:59 PM
Stab people and take their money.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: nicname on July 28, 2012, 03:19:36 PM
One time I was at Walmart and was going to pick up some lawn chairs.  Well, one group of chairs had a sign that read that the price was 88 cents.  This was outside and obviously the wind had blown off the 9 or whatever the original price was.  I asked the attendant if they were really 88 cents , and she said that if that is what it says then they have to sell it at that price. 

I took home about 20 of those chairs that day.

 :cheese:   <---- 'cept with a bunch of chairs.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: sys on July 28, 2012, 03:47:39 PM
as someone who really rough ridin' hates the man, it bothers me the most of you seem to think sticking it to the man means stealing stuff.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Trim on July 28, 2012, 03:49:32 PM
as someone who really rough ridin' hates the man, it bothers me the most of you seem to think sticking it to the man means stealing stuff.

I'm still your hero, baby.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: _33 on July 28, 2012, 03:54:36 PM
I leave the water on while I brush my teeth.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Pexikan on July 28, 2012, 03:57:08 PM
I flash my brights to alert on-coming traffic when I pass a high-po gunning people the other way in the median.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: sys on July 28, 2012, 03:58:31 PM
I'm still your hero, baby.

you're a little too friendly with cops and children.  otherwise, you're good people.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Trim on July 28, 2012, 03:59:50 PM
I'm still your hero, baby.

you're a little too friendly with cops and children.  otherwise, you're good people.

 :angry:

So fun nearly running over a traffic cop and looking at him or her in my rear-view getting all mad at the pak head.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 28, 2012, 04:01:11 PM
"do anything you want"
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Trim on July 28, 2012, 04:02:14 PM
It's "whatever" but :lol:
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 28, 2012, 06:39:27 PM


yes, very enjoyable. i like to put the flask in a DOTS box. i also like to eat DOTS. so i bring 2* boxes of dots naturally.

*one with dots one with booze

I see a 3 boxes of dots* trip to the movies in your future


*all three with dots, and J-Dub will devour those little suckers
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 29, 2012, 01:24:07 PM
I stick it to the retards who think they're sticking it to the man by asking for a water and then actually drinking water. The man thinks I'm so great that he buys my carnitas burrito, I thank him, then enjoy my free burrito and ice cold water. Boom, saved way more money than you retards and didn't have to steal anything.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: sys on July 29, 2012, 03:22:57 PM
I stick it to the retards who think they're sticking it to the man by asking for a water and then actually drinking water. The man thinks I'm so great that he buys my carnitas burrito, I thank him, then enjoy my free burrito and ice cold water. Boom, saved way more money than you retards and didn't have to steal anything.

ice cold water tastes great.  you sound very smart, jakesie60.  although it sounds a little like you're sucking up to the man, rather than sticking it to him.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: ChiComCat on July 29, 2012, 03:25:22 PM


yes, very enjoyable. i like to put the flask in a DOTS box. i also like to eat DOTS. so i bring 2* boxes of dots naturally.

*one with dots one with booze

I see a 3 boxes of dots* trip to the movies in your future


*all three with dots, and J-Dub will devour those little suckers

Is there a reason you just don't bring a bottle of booze in?  I just bring a bottle of booze in.  Seems to work just fine.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 29, 2012, 07:57:41 PM
I stick it to the retards who think they're sticking it to the man by asking for a water and then actually drinking water. The man thinks I'm so great that he buys my carnitas burrito, I thank him, then enjoy my free burrito and ice cold water. Boom, saved way more money than you retards and didn't have to steal anything.

ice cold water tastes great.  you sound very smart, jakesie60.  although it sounds a little like you're sucking up to the man, rather than sticking it to him.

It's possible. But the moral of the story is that I am not supporting the man.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Frankenklein on July 29, 2012, 08:33:13 PM
    When I came back from Canada yesterday I didn`t tell the U.S. customs about the cheese I had in the cooler.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: wetwillie on July 29, 2012, 08:34:34 PM
I text while driving, although this new wave of brain damaged Psa's has me a little :ohno:
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: j-dub on July 29, 2012, 08:47:36 PM


yes, very enjoyable. i like to put the flask in a DOTS box. i also like to eat DOTS. so i bring 2* boxes of dots naturally.

*one with dots one with booze

I see a 3 boxes of dots* trip to the movies in your future


*all three with dots, and J-Dub will devour those little suckers

Is there a reason you just don't bring a bottle of booze in?  I just bring a bottle of booze in.  Seems to work just fine.

guess i don't wanna look like a raging alcoholic  :dunno:
Title: Sticking it to the man
Post by: LickNeckey on July 29, 2012, 09:03:10 PM
I brazenly cross state lines with a variety of fruits and vegetables.

Also when taking my boat from lake to lake I do not wipe it down or empty any wells.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: hemmy on July 29, 2012, 09:03:44 PM
I text while driving, although this new wave of brain damaged Psa's has me a little :ohno:

You should stop.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Trim on July 29, 2012, 09:08:21 PM
Telling racist security that I will not take down my Puerto Rican flag (multiple events).

Rising the Puerto Rican flag during the national anthem.
Title: Re: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: 8manpick on July 29, 2012, 09:31:17 PM
I brazenly cross state lines with a variety of fruits and vegetables.

If I'm at my parents' house (3 miles from Missouri) I frequently go to Lukas Liquor in Martin City to stock up on cheaper liquor, then I bring it back to Manhattan. Bootlegging ftw.

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Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 30, 2012, 08:59:13 AM
Telling racist security that I will not take down my Puerto Rican flag (multiple events).

Rising the Puerto Rican flag during the national anthem.

Can anyone top this?
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Unruly on July 30, 2012, 10:09:32 AM
I flash my brights to alert on-coming traffic when I pass a high-po gunning people the other way in the median.

Oh man I did that to a Salina cop that was sitting running radar and he saw me do it.

Caught up with me and pulled me over. Dude was so mad. Best liner-"DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY RAPISTS AND MURDERERS WE CATCH FROM A SIMPLE SPEEDING TICKET?!?!?!"

Seeing as how Salina hasn't solved a murder in like 3 decades I'll take none for 400 alex.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: 3maw on July 30, 2012, 11:01:07 AM
Instead of paying out the anus for cell phone accessories at the verizon store, or paying 50 bucks for an 8 inch hdmi cord at best buy, i head over to monoprice.com and spend the extra money on tallgrass.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: EllToPay on July 30, 2012, 11:07:16 AM
whenever i fill up my car i go to the local gas station that allows you to pay in cash after pumping, then i leave after pumping without paying.

:emawkid:
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: slobber on July 30, 2012, 11:22:16 AM
whenever i fill up my car i go to the local gas station that allows you to pay in cash after pumping, then i leave after pumping without paying.

:emawkid:
This has been covered. I think it was called sticking it to the small business owner by stealing.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: 8manpick on July 30, 2012, 11:38:29 AM
whenever i fill up my car i go to the local gas station that allows you to pay in cash after pumping, then i leave after pumping without paying.

:emawkid:

Yeah, pretty sure that isn't "the man" you are sticking it to.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on July 30, 2012, 11:41:32 AM
I try to ensure large corporations are held responsible for their contamination of our shared environment.

Also, I support unions.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: slobber on July 30, 2012, 12:05:16 PM
I try to ensure large corporations are held responsible for their contamination of our shared environment.

Also, I support unions.
If you would hold individuals responsible for the contamination of our shared environment, you'd probably get a better result. ie:
http://www.peoplepoweredmachines.com/faq-environment.htm
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 30, 2012, 12:24:10 PM
I try to ensure large corporations are held responsible for their contamination of our shared environment.

Also, I support unions.
If you would hold individuals responsible for the contamination of our shared environment, you'd probably get a better result. ie:
http://www.peoplepoweredmachines.com/faq-environment.htm


Well this is just a giant lie:
Quote
Gardeners Spill More than the Exxon Valdez

And speaking of gas, the EPA estimates that over 17 million gallons of fuel, mostly gasoline, are spilled each year while refueling lawn equipment. That's more than all the oil spilled by the Exxon Valdez, in the Gulf of Alaska.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: nicname on July 31, 2012, 12:21:53 PM
Whenever I am on the phone with someone in either and inbound or outbound call from someone in a call center I establish very quickly who is in control of the conversation.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: 8manpick on July 31, 2012, 02:45:01 PM
Today, I went to chick-fil-a in the union and I grabbed all the sandwiches on the rack, put them on my tray with a bunch of condiments, set my tray down, and walked the eff out so the food would be wasted and they wouldn't get paid for it.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: slobber on July 31, 2012, 02:53:03 PM
Whenever I am on the phone with someone in either and inbound or outbound call from someone in a call center I establish very quickly who is in control of the conversation.
I don't think "the man" is some poor shlub making $7/hr at a call center. At least that is not who I think the man is.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Trim on July 31, 2012, 03:12:56 PM
Today, I went to chick-fil-a in the union and I grabbed all the sandwiches on the rack, put them on my tray with a bunch of condiments, set my tray down, and walked the eff out so the food would be wasted and they wouldn't get paid for it.

Don't be pulling that crap at c-f-g.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: CNS on July 31, 2012, 03:16:32 PM
Today, I went to chick-fil-a in the union and I grabbed all the sandwiches on the rack, put them on my tray with a bunch of condiments, set my tray down, and walked the eff out so the food would be wasted and they wouldn't get paid for it.

Don't be pulling that crap at c-f-g. Oh no you didn't!
FYP
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: 8manpick on July 31, 2012, 03:19:10 PM
Today, I went to chick-fil-a in the union and I grabbed all the sandwiches on the rack, put them on my tray with a bunch of condiments, set my tray down, and walked the eff out so the food would be wasted and they wouldn't get paid for it.

Don't be pulling that crap at c-f-g.

I was Robin Hooding this crap and striving to help c-f-g get started in the union.  I'll be doing this daily, so hopefully I'll be able to make CFA decide to leave an open space in the union dining area for CFG to move in.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Trim on July 31, 2012, 03:23:41 PM
Today, I went to chick-fil-a in the union and I grabbed all the sandwiches on the rack, put them on my tray with a bunch of condiments, set my tray down, and walked the eff out so the food would be wasted and they wouldn't get paid for it.

Don't be pulling that crap at c-f-g.

I was Robin Hooding this crap and striving to help c-f-g get started in the union.  I'll be doing this daily, so hopefully I'll be able to make CFA decide to leave an open space in the union dining area for CFG to move in.

OK, good.  Steal a sandwich too and take it to the food sciences building and get it broken down so c-f-g can recreate them.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: CNS on July 31, 2012, 03:27:52 PM
Today, I went to chick-fil-a in the union and I grabbed all the sandwiches on the rack, put them on my tray with a bunch of condiments, set my tray down, and walked the eff out so the food would be wasted and they wouldn't get paid for it.

Don't be pulling that crap at c-f-g.

I was Robin Hooding this crap and striving to help c-f-g get started in the union.  I'll be doing this daily, so hopefully I'll be able to make CFA decide to leave an open space in the union dining area for CFG to move in.

OK, good.  Steal a sandwich too and take it to the food sciences building and get it broken down so c-f-g can recreate them.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dvdtalk.com%2Freviews%2Fimages%2Freviews%2F190%2F1167491257.jpg&hash=df165bd4c88fcbb8d72f14bdb7f6d2fbcf8c183e)

You understand if you have kids.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Bloodfart on July 31, 2012, 03:30:00 PM
Today, I went to chick-fil-a in the union and I grabbed all the sandwiches on the rack, put them on my tray with a bunch of condiments, set my tray down, and walked the eff out so the food would be wasted and they wouldn't get paid for it.

Don't be pulling that crap at c-f-g.

I was Robin Hooding this crap and striving to help c-f-g get started in the union.  I'll be doing this daily, so hopefully I'll be able to make CFA decide to leave an open space in the union dining area for CFG to move in.

OK, good.  Steal a sandwich too and take it to the food sciences building and get it broken down so c-f-g can recreate them.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dvdtalk.com%2Freviews%2Fimages%2Freviews%2F190%2F1167491257.jpg&hash=df165bd4c88fcbb8d72f14bdb7f6d2fbcf8c183e)

You understand if you have kids.

I don't and I do.
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Frankenklein on August 01, 2012, 03:54:00 PM
I brazenly cross state lines with a variety of fruits and vegetables.

Also when taking my boat from lake to lake I do not wipe it down or empty any wells.
I hope you die covered in Zebra Mussels and Asian Carp eat your flesh
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 10, 2012, 12:53:27 PM
Mrs Emo EMAW goes to Starbucks and gets a venti and asks for an extra cup and then splits it. 
Title: Re: Sticking it to the man
Post by: star seed 7 on August 10, 2012, 12:59:09 PM
Mrs Emo EMAW goes to Starbucks and gets a venti and asks for an extra cup and then splits it.

T's & P's.