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Title: Anyone need a room in Manhattan? This guy has one available for free.
Post by: nicname on July 24, 2012, 08:32:44 AM
http://ksu.craigslist.org/roo/3157002101.html

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Post by: pissclams on July 24, 2012, 08:37:03 AM
that's a good deal
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Post by: 'taterblast on July 24, 2012, 08:43:35 AM
sounds amazing.
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Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2012, 08:54:19 AM
considering quitting my job and moving back to MHK for this  :horrorsurprise:
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Post by: puniraptor on July 24, 2012, 08:55:57 AM
probably a murder enthusiast. you should still check it out though.
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Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2012, 08:57:31 AM
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will have trips either by my car or even airplane for FREE too.

!!!
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Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2012, 08:59:09 AM
Do you guys think it's Prince Harry?
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Post by: AbeFroman on July 24, 2012, 09:04:21 AM
What can you say, the elites of other countries know quality education when they see it. They'll come here at any cost, even if they don't know the language yet
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Post by: Stevesie60 on July 24, 2012, 09:08:17 AM
8manpick?
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Post by: 8manpick on July 24, 2012, 09:11:47 AM
8manpick?

Saw that... color me skeptical
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Post by: Pete on July 24, 2012, 09:24:05 AM
This is basically "Coming to America." 

I would do it.
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Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2012, 09:25:09 AM
THINK OF THE ADVENTURES YOU WILL HAVE!
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 24, 2012, 09:26:58 AM
:driving: in my new friends luxury 2012 vehicle
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Post by: nicname on July 24, 2012, 09:27:20 AM
I'm just trying to decide what pic of myself I'm going to send him with my application.  Def. don't want to screw that up.
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Post by: slobber on July 24, 2012, 09:27:43 AM
probably Canadian
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 24, 2012, 09:41:27 AM
Oh man . . . if that's legit.  One helluva deal.

K-State is really ratcheting up its International Partnership.   About every week The Animal is posting a pick of himself and some group of International types signing some sort of agreement or MOU or something along those lines.

Say, wasn't one of the bad Pakistani Nuke guys a K-State engineering alum? 


   
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 24, 2012, 09:42:32 AM
 :peek:
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Post by: Brock Landers on July 24, 2012, 10:02:07 AM
I get the feeling this guy is leaving out maybe 1 or 2 small details.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 24, 2012, 10:03:18 AM
I get the feeling this guy is leaving out maybe 1 or 2 small details.
Like rape and death.
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Post by: slobber on July 24, 2012, 10:04:31 AM
I get the feeling this guy is leaving out maybe 1 or 2 small details.
Like rape and death.
I am thinking more like cannibalism for some reason.
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Post by: 8manpick on July 24, 2012, 10:08:30 AM
I get the feeling this guy is leaving out maybe 1 or 2 small details.



Pretty sure it is either this:

Not a serial killer, but some seriously nutty crap
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes)

or this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death)

this is amazing, then read about more culture-bound syndromes. I have talked to koreans irl that believe this.
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Post by: puniraptor on July 24, 2012, 10:11:08 AM
I get the feeling this guy is leaving out maybe 1 or 2 small details.



Pretty sure it is either this:

Not a serial killer, but some seriously nutty crap
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes)

or this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death)

this is amazing, then read about more culture-bound syndromes. I have talked to koreans irl that believe this.

I started to laugh out loud then got chills.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on July 24, 2012, 10:24:59 AM
I get the feeling this guy is leaving out maybe 1 or 2 small details.
Like rape and death.
I am thinking more like cannibalism for some reason.

Maybe one of his concubines is American and just needs some bone marrow or something.  If he asks to swab the inside of your mouth during the vetting process, then he just wants bone marrow.  That's still a pretty good deal to me. 

Teddy Westside, you should do this.
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 24, 2012, 10:30:52 AM
I think it's my calling to be roommates with this guy.
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Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2012, 10:37:47 AM
lotta haters in this thread
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Post by: nicname on July 24, 2012, 10:51:42 AM
MY buddy thinks it is legit.  Says it is probably a rich kid from some asian country.
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Post by: 8manpick on July 24, 2012, 10:52:32 AM
I think it's my calling to be roommates with this guy.

Unquestionably
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 24, 2012, 11:19:38 AM

I think it's my calling to be roommates with this guy.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwwwimage.cbsnews.com%2Fimages%2F2009%2F04%2F23%2Fimage4963469x.jpg&hash=ac8f2de828fef901442630b34f2e282b88ba998a)
Very interested. Will not murder you.
-BeanTownKat
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Post by: Emo EMAW on July 24, 2012, 12:11:39 PM
C'mon guys, be a Van Wilder to his Taj.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 24, 2012, 12:16:32 PM
I think i'd be doing him a disservice with my knowledge on the English language.
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Post by: DQ12 on July 24, 2012, 12:30:55 PM
The only thing that sticks out as a bit odd to me is his emphasis that the person he's with be single.
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Post by: SwiftCat on July 24, 2012, 12:32:56 PM
I thought that was weird too. But if you think about it, maybe he just wants a single (1) roommate. This is why he needs to practice English.
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Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2012, 12:41:13 PM
probably doesn't want them dragging their gf/bf over there all the time. 
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 24, 2012, 12:41:41 PM
Maybe he just wants a wingman.
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Post by: Brock Landers on July 24, 2012, 12:49:36 PM
Pretty sure that after a while of building up your trust, your final meal will end up looking like:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.horrorstew.com%2Fimages%2FHannibalVictim004.jpg&hash=464163a3eaa9e9bcdf0b1f5488d513b09c81e94b)
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Post by: salcat on July 24, 2012, 04:14:21 PM
Why doesn't he say the address or name of the apartment. Frickin asians.
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Post by: ChiComCat on July 24, 2012, 04:26:34 PM
probably doesn't want them dragging their gf/bf over there all the time. 

They can pay for their own rough ridin' meals, thank you very much
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 24, 2012, 07:41:27 PM
Canconfirm told me had seen the apt and will supply some rendos.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 24, 2012, 07:44:07 PM
sounds like the perfect opportunity for the real world: EMAW
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Post by: Winters on July 24, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
I would hate to break any of his rules.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 24, 2012, 08:03:36 PM
I would hate to break any of his rules.

You and a super wealthy Asian grad student would make the most adorable roommates since Pete and I lived together.
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Post by: Trim on July 24, 2012, 08:07:49 PM
So is somebody at least gonna explore this or what?
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Post by: SdK on July 24, 2012, 09:05:20 PM
he says he is going to k-state, but does not state what "ksu" this luxo pad is near. Not safe guys.
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Post by: SdK on July 24, 2012, 09:05:30 PM
At least if he is Asian, the sodomy won't be so bad though.
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Post by: Teddy_Westside on July 24, 2012, 09:26:08 PM
I get the feeling this guy is leaving out maybe 1 or 2 small details.
Like rape and death.
I am thinking more like cannibalism for some reason.

Maybe one of his concubines is American and just needs some bone marrow or something.  If he asks to swab the inside of your mouth during the vetting process, then he just wants bone marrow.  That's still a pretty good deal to me. 

Teddy Westside, you should do this.

If only I hadn't already signed a lease for next year, I wouldn't even mind if he took my bone marrow.  Any legal types wanna help me find a way to get out of a lease?
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 24, 2012, 10:19:14 PM
Insanity plea
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Post by: AbeFroman on July 24, 2012, 11:26:33 PM
Can I crash at this guys place during football season? I'm a talkative drunk. 7 weekends is all I need
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 25, 2012, 12:29:22 AM
Can I crash at this guys place during football season? I'm a talkative drunk. 7 weekends is all I need

I'd offer him some type of guarantee like you will teach him important American phrases.
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Post by: AbeFroman on July 25, 2012, 12:48:28 AM
"In America we start Saturday morning at 7am with beer"
"Beer bong"
"Put beer in cups, C-U-P-S, because of cops, C-O-P-S"
"There are only 7 letters in the English alphabet, A E K M S U W"
Make him memorize the 16 goals for success

By the end of the day his vocabulary will just be a random flow of words from our various chants.