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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: yoga-like_abana on July 08, 2012, 02:13:37 PM
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Quite often I will use various movie lines in my everyday conversations..
Some more often then not such as.. you're killing me smalls, funky butt loving, or kowabunga dood.. etc.
sometimes I will use long movie quotes and see if people catch on to it..
what about you guys
:D
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Pretty much all of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw
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Thannnk you, Audrey.
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Clever girl.
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Clever girl.
Me too!
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"He fixes the cable?"
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Thaaat's amazing!
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Game over man GAME OVER!
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mind if i do a j?
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A lot of times my coworker or I will say, "Heard that before" and the other will respond, "Said that before!"
He left us. He left us!
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Doctor (spies like us)
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Doctor (spies like us)
Doctor.
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"I GET OLDER, BUT THEY STAY THE SAME AGE!"
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So I got that going for me... which is nice.
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Dock that chink a days pay for nappin' on the job.
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Dock that chink a days pay for nappin' on the job.
:flush:
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You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants
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Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry.
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That'll do.
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if i hear someone say "boobie trap" or "boobie traps", i'll usually say "that's what i said, setting boobie traps".
probably a lot of others.
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:cheers:
Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry.
Maybe the most quotable movie of all time.
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whatever's free
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smell you later (im pretty sure that's from a movie)
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220, 221 whatever it takes
Geez doc, got the whole fist up there.
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I think he took his wallet!
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Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!
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whatever's free
That's a great one,
Also how's your burger?
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Big Gulps huh.
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I'm scared, Dave.
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Hey Carl, Good to see you.
works best when meeting people named Carl.
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We gotta get a copy of that tape.
and
MEBS.
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_____ if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
soo, end of story.
monday, tuesday, thursday, wendsday, friday, sunday, saturday (generally just shortened to "monday, tuesday, thursday" with thick italian accent.)
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How bout my face in your ass... I mean your ass in my face, wassup!
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Big Gulps huh.
Love this one.
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I have to return some video tapes.
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I am not about to tell YOU, Harv.
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Two? Make it three, I'm not driving.
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Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
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I wrote it on the paper!
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Can I get a, uh, liter o' cola?
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Right meow?
Yeah, sure, sir.
Oooooooh, I forgot.
Guess you could say that about all my girls.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Have fun storming the castle!
That really escalated quickly.
60% of the time it works, every time.
So you're telling me there's a chance!
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Bold strategy Cotton, see if it pays off for 'em.
Derelict my balls, capitan.
[Not a movie line, but...] Are we having fun yet?
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Damn you people, go back to your shanties.
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Milk was a bad idea
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What'd you dooo? Chris Farley in Tommy Boy.
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Milk was a bad idea
i think it's "bad decision" but yeah i use this all the time, especially lately with the heat
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Milk was a bad idea
i think it's "bad decision" but yeah i use this all the time, especially lately with the heat
:facepalm:
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Milk was a bad idea
i think it's "bad decision" but yeah i use this all the time, especially lately with the heat
:facepalm:
Yeah, wow.
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Doctor (spies like us)
Doctor.
Did I miss anyone?
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Milk was a bad idea
i think it's "bad decision" but yeah i use this all the time, especially lately with the heat
:facepalm:
Yeah, wow.
lol
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phone's ringin', dude.
and not a movie, but i recite a lot of chappelle show lines. a few of my faves:
"eff yo' couch!"
"i'm bleeeeeeeding!"
"...and a banana cognac, biatch!"
"how about a lap dance for the worlds richest man?" and "i got your girl, chuck"
"who the eff is renee zell-wedger?"
"you rotten motherfuckers"
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Milk was a bad idea
i think it's "bad decision" but yeah i use this all the time, especially lately with the heat
:facepalm:
oh my
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FEEEEEEED HER!
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So you're telling me there's a chance!
I appreciate you getting this one right, slimz.
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You use your face. You use your body. You use everything.
This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
You are a wuss. Part wimp, and part pussy.
People on ludes should not drive.
I can fix it.
Where'd you get this jacket?
And you guys are invited too.
What are you, people? On dope?
I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened. (I say this to myself when my wife is wiggin out on me.)
Hey bud, what's your problem?
Hey, wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here!
Righteous bucks.
Don't... eff with it.
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Softball I love to razz the opposing players.. This isnt tennis give me something to hit.. Or when our teams pitcher is throwing.. forget about the curveball give em the heater. or pitchers got a big butt(man that one whoa!)
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Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
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Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
That is a great one. I use it from time to time as well.
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Lately I've been using: I'm baking like a toasted cheeser! It's so hot!
"Man, I don't even have an opinion" or on the other side of the conversation, "Well you gotta have an opinion!"
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You're the man now, dog.
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yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
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Well boys don't just lay there gettin a suntan...ain't gonna do you no good no how. Now take this shovel and put her to some good use.
I use this line pretty much every day.
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Lately I've been using: I'm baking like a toasted cheeser! It's so hot!
"Man, I don't even have an opinion" or on the other side of the conversation, "Well you gotta have an opinion!"
Saw this on the board by Sunflower Bank in town. Great line, great movie. Way to go Sunflower Bank!
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Lately I've been using: I'm baking like a toasted cheeser! It's so hot!
"Man, I don't even have an opinion" or on the other side of the conversation, "Well you gotta have an opinion!"
Saw this on the board by Sunflower Bank in town. Great line, great movie. Way to go Sunflower Bank!
actually that one says "toasted cheese-it"
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Yeah, IN YOUR BRA.
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Lately I've been using: I'm baking like a toasted cheeser! It's so hot!
"Man, I don't even have an opinion" or on the other side of the conversation, "Well you gotta have an opinion!"
Saw this on the board by Sunflower Bank in town. Great line, great movie. Way to go Sunflower Bank!
actually that one says "toasted cheese-it"
That's how IMDB has it. Other places had "cheeser". It definitely sounds like "cheeser" when he says it. It's hard to doubt IMDB, but I did.
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Take off, you hoser.
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toasted cheese-it is stupid. toasted cheeser is def. what Ham said or at least should have said.
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Thank God there is a sport for middle-sized white boys.
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toasted cheese-it is stupid. toasted cheeser is def. what Ham said or at least should have said.
:thumbs:
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"If we all work together, together it will all work out." - Coach Finstock
"Bumblebee tuna"
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....Wildcat...pcheww
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You're the man now, dog.
PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GODS SAKE
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Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
Don't know how I forgot this one, but it's easily the most used.
:thumbs:
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PICK EM UP!
Damn good deal. I DON'T BLAME YA.
Let's go get a drink and smoke a cigarette.
Stop looking at me like I just asked you for the rough ridin'....square root of something.
Did that turn out the way you thought it would? ..... Nope.
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If you stop, YOU DIE
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Say. What. Again
I love the smell of (insert w/e smell) in the morning.
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Picked the wrong day to quit drinking at work (where it is my job to write about college kids).
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Are you shittin me? For Coach Snyder?
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WELCOME TO EARTH
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WELCOME TO EARTH
Friend sent me this on the 4th of July.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.uproxx.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F07%2Fwill-smith-id4.jpg&hash=e15408f0f13aad339de9db609d09754392efae05)
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THESE CHAPS I WORE IN ROOTIN-TOOTIN' RHYTHM.
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Me and slimz could be bff.
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WELCOME TO EARTH
Friend sent me this on the 4th of July.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.uproxx.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F07%2Fwill-smith-id4.jpg&hash=e15408f0f13aad339de9db609d09754392efae05)
Your friend is awesome.
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Say. What. Again
I love the smell of (insert w/e smell) in the morning.
I frequently use "Do they speak English in What?!" when dealing with a rambling nonsensical person.
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English....do you speak it?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgfishoutofwater.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F06%2Fenglish-do-you-speak-it-demotivational-poster.jpg&hash=12b378c64930de0840063a78cd6ad0091e393a38)
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if i hear someone say "boobie trap" or "boobie traps", i'll usually say "that's what i said, setting boobie traps".
probably a lot of others.
thats a good one, when one of the bro y-l_a's approaches I will usually say.. Aww its mouth.. Or jerk alert, its chunk
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Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, asian-american, please
ALRIGHT, WAY TO GO DONNY
no donny, these men are cowards
it's a league game smokey
that's as good as money sir. those are IOU's...275 thou, might wanna hang on to that one.
oh yeah, tractor beam. sucked me right in
harry, i took care of it
we got no food, no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
no little chancho i would never leave you, i just need to borrow some sweeaaattss
hey, save me a piece o' that corn, save me a piece of that corn for later
do you remember that one time when the crowd was chanting my name and i used my strength to rip my blouse
it was a lie stephen. a lie. it give me no eagle powers, it give me no nutrients.
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Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, asian-american, please
ALRIGHT, WAY TO GO DONNY
no donny, these men are cowards
it's a league game smokey
that's as good as money sir. those are IOU's...275 thou, might wanna hang on to that one.
oh yeah, tractor beam. sucked me right in
harry, i took care of it
we got no food, no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
no little chancho i would never leave you, i just need to borrow some sweeaaattss
hey, save me a piece o' that corn, save me a piece of that corn for later
do you remember that one time when the crowd was chanting my name and i used my strength to rip my blouse
it was a lie stephen. a lie. it give me no eagle powers, it give me no nutrients.
I call bs on this one. I need an example of exactly how you use this in everyday life?
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Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, asian-american, please
ALRIGHT, WAY TO GO DONNY
no donny, these men are cowards
it's a league game smokey
that's as good as money sir. those are IOU's...275 thou, might wanna hang on to that one.
oh yeah, tractor beam. sucked me right in
harry, i took care of it
we got no food, no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
no little chancho i would never leave you, i just need to borrow some sweeaaattss
hey, save me a piece o' that corn, save me a piece of that corn for later
do you remember that one time when the crowd was chanting my name and i used my strength to rip my blouse
it was a lie stephen. a lie. it give me no eagle powers, it give me no nutrients.
I call bs on this one. I need an example of exactly how you use this in everyday life?
i just say it. regardless of context or company. borrowing clothes or not borrowing clothes. while seeing a chubby little kid reminiscent of chancho or not seeing such a kid.. i just love to say it.
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Mostly lines from caddy shack and Borat
Its in the hole!(Used to denote excitement)
The world needs ditch diggers too(Used when referring to KU fans)
How bout a fresca!(Works best when you buddies ask for a beer!!!)
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Pain don't hurt.
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Yes, Borat is great.
I like!
Very Nice!
High five!
Not from Borat...
I'm going to punch you in the ovaries.
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it stinks like sex in here.
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Keep 'em comin', I got a long drive.
calmer than you are.
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SAY, HELLO, TO MY LIL FRIEND!!! :lol:
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Its Friday, you aint got no job and you aint got crap to do
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You got the juice now, Grandma.
and
You're in my world now, Grandma.
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From a TV show, but whenever I approach a group of friends I greet them with, "What's up, my nerds?"
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Well now your backs gonna hurt
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yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PENDEJO!"
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.... so you know it's good.
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I'm worried this is degenerating into a Movie Quotes thread.
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I am going to throw out a couple tv quotes I use quite often.
Tha back of yo head is ridiculous!
Take it to shutty town!
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I'm worried this is degenerating into a Movie Quotes thread.
Yeah, it's becoming that things that white kansans like thread.
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"i'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain..."
- me when i'm plotting or committing violent crime
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"i'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain..."
- me when i'm plotting or committing violent crime
i call my friends "droogs" every once in a while. also said "milkplus" once or twice last week.
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You got the juice now, Grandma.
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You're in my world now, Grandma.
No, but you could trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!
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Big Gulps huh.
I usually just go with
....welp, see ya later.
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I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothin'........(insert mildly queer reference here)
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Well now your backs gonna hurt
My fingers hurt....
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That’s like trying to use a croissant as a rough ridin' dildo … no, no, no: let me be more clear. It doesn’t do the job, and it makes a rough ridin' mess.
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That’s like trying to use a croissant as a rough ridin' dildo … no, no, no: let me be more clear. It doesn’t do the job, and it makes a rough ridin' mess.
Veep quotes are rough ridin' awesome. Mostly Selina and Mike. "I'm eating everyone's crap. I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this."
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"Oh I see what's going on here. So sorry to interrupt"
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"hey man, you got a joint? Be a lot cooler if you did."
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Criss-cross!
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OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
...yelled when an opposing player loses their helmet
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Scott Pilgrim quotes are boss and totally usable in everyday convos:
"Go ahead and get snippy, baby, but if you knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying."
"If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?"
"Wallace, you go now. Begone."
"I'm more than pretty good, Esé."
"It's called a grind, bro."
"I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature with a face."
"Don't you talk to me about grammar!"
"That's bullroar!"
"Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!"
"Um... I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft."
"Are we done with the hugging and the learning?"
Chock full of quality material. Everybody here should do themselves a favor and rewatch (or watch as the case may be).
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Keep em comin, I've got a long drive.
Are you drinking?
No, I don't drink... why, you buying? (loosely translated)
And even if I had the tools, I don't know that I could fix that.
How does an bad person like Bob get such a great kitchen.
You're out of your element Donny.
Taking a vacation... from my problems!
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Rob, you were there.
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just asked my brother (and he got the reference): "Why'd you choke out there that day, Baumer?"
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Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
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Doctor (spies like us)
OMG I do this. :sdeek:
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This is what happens when you eff a stranger in the ass!
or when cursing is not appropriate..
when you fight a stranger in the alps!
I do this when frustrated at work and start tossing paperwork everywhere, so pretty much everyday
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This is what happens when you eff a stranger in the ass!
or when cursing is not appropriate..
when you fight a stranger in the alps!
I do this when frustrated at work and start tossing paperwork everywhere, so pretty much everyday
Omg you touch paper, so poor.
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It's been a while, but Gooch and I have had this conversation.
Gooch: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
Mrs. Gooch: Of course it is.
Gooch: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.
Mrs. Gooch: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, the eatery's a part of the food court.
Gooch: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside of said designated square counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.
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You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever.
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It's been a while, but Gooch and I have had this conversation.
Gooch: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
Mrs. Gooch: Of course it is.
Gooch: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.
Mrs. Gooch: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, the eatery's a part of the food court.
Gooch: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside of said designated square counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.
That's incredible.
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Mine are from older movies and such.
When being rushed to do something I don't want to do: "We got our own lives to live, like, we ain't had breakfast yet."
When I have to go old school on someone: "Make me an Old Fashioned the old fashioned way, the way dear old Dad used to do it."
When I settle up a bet I lost: "And that should cover everything, including the emancipation of women."
Pretty much multiple scenarios: "You look like the vermin-ridden son of a bitch you are."
Seeing a hot girl: "How'd you like to sink your teeth in that, develop lock-jaw, and get dragged to death?"
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It's been a while, but Gooch and I have had this conversation.
Gooch: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
Mrs. Gooch: Of course it is.
Gooch: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.
Mrs. Gooch: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, the eatery's a part of the food court.
Gooch: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside of said designated square counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.
That's incredible.
You and I have very different definitions of incredible.
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You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever.
Outstanding.
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When I have to go old school on someone: "Make me an Old Fashioned the old fashioned way, the way dear old Dad used to do it."
I say this one often. Great movie
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Mine are from older movies and such.
When being rushed to do something I don't want to do: "We got our own lives to live, like, we ain't had breakfast yet."
When I have to go old school on someone: "Make me an Old Fashioned the old fashioned way, the way dear old Dad used to do it."
When I settle up a bet I lost: "And that should cover everything, including the emancipation of women."
Pretty much multiple scenarios: "You look like the vermin-ridden son of a bitch you are."
Seeing a hot girl: "How'd you like to sink your teeth in that, develop lock-jaw, and get dragged to death?"
good one, cat matt
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Mine are from older movies and such.
When being rushed to do something I don't want to do: "We got our own lives to live, like, we ain't had breakfast yet."
When I have to go old school on someone: "Make me an Old Fashioned the old fashioned way, the way dear old Dad used to do it."
When I settle up a bet I lost: "And that should cover everything, including the emancipation of women."
Pretty much multiple scenarios: "You look like the vermin-ridden son of a bitch you are."
Seeing a hot girl: "How'd you like to sink your teeth in that, develop lock-jaw, and get dragged to death?"
good one, cat matt
Yeah, those are garbage.
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Surprised you didn't know that
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wait until you see his movie, mr. bread.
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It's ok, you'll learn that.
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http://youtu.be/8qfNR-ft7A4 (http://youtu.be/8qfNR-ft7A4)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=praFGD51ih8
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=praFGD51ih8
:lol:
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http://youtu.be/8qfNR-ft7A4 (http://youtu.be/8qfNR-ft7A4)
perfect for big run stops on D.
:lynchmob:
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It's been a while, but Gooch and I have had this conversation.
Gooch: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
Mrs. Gooch: Of course it is.
Gooch: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.
Mrs. Gooch: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, the eatery's a part of the food court.
Gooch: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside of said designated square counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.
That's incredible.
that movie is probably why mrs rd and i are married. i bet that movie probably caused hundred of other people to get married too though. but now hartford? the whale? hey, they only beat vancouver once maybe twice in a lifetime.
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Stan Marsh? Stan Darsh
:D
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It's been a while, but Gooch and I have had this conversation.
Gooch: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
Mrs. Gooch: Of course it is.
Gooch: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.
Mrs. Gooch: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, the eatery's a part of the food court.
Gooch: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside of said designated square counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.
That's incredible.
that movie is probably why mrs rd and i are married. i bet that movie probably caused hundred of other people to get married too though. but now hartford? the whale? hey, they only beat vancouver once maybe twice in a lifetime.
:bait:
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http://youtu.be/8qfNR-ft7A4 (http://youtu.be/8qfNR-ft7A4)
oh my god i quote this so much i literally forgot it was a movie quote
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"It's all ball bearings these days."
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http://youtu.be/8qfNR-ft7A4 (http://youtu.be/8qfNR-ft7A4)
oh my god i quote this so much i literally forgot it was a movie quote
yeah, same
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"It's all ball bearings these days."
fantastic.
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I quote Next Friday a lot because I watched it about once a week in middle school. No one ever gets it. :frown:
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I quote Next Friday a lot because I watched it about once a week in middle school. No one ever gets it. :frown:
:love: I would get it Jakesie. What about Friday? I like obscure ones like Ice Cube's mom waving across the street "okaaaay"
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I quote Next Friday a lot because I watched it about once a week in middle school. No one ever gets it. :frown:
:love: I would get it Jakesie. What about Friday? I like obscure ones like Ice Cube's mom waving across the street "okaaaay"
You're great, mocat. A treasure.
Whenever I explain something to someone, I always say, "You feel me knocking? Well let me in!".
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I quote Next Friday a lot because I watched it about once a week in middle school. No one ever gets it. :frown:
:love: I would get it Jakesie. What about Friday? I like obscure ones like Ice Cube's mom waving across the street "okaaaay"
You're great, mocat. A treasure.
Whenever I explain something to someone, I always say, "You feel me knocking? Well let me in!".
May end up having a Friday series-only quote thread, but, "Now teeeeeeell me who she waaaaaas"
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used a chris tucker line from rush hour (2?) one of the bro y-l_as and I are quite competitive when it comes to workouts and one time before my hands started bleeding and he said wipe yourself off your bleeding, well I proceeded to kick his ass in the workout and said wipe yourself off your dead. he didn't get it but I loved it anyways.
whenever someone says you can take that to the bank I always fire back seagals I'm going to take you to the bank....the blood bank.
and friday and next friday soooo quotable. I love craigs dad, love!
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that's mah pleeeaaaaazhia
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and friday and next friday soooo quotable. I love craigs dad, love!
I like to sing "Put hot sauce on my burrito, baby!" whenever I put hot sauce on my burrito.
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SOMEBODY STOP ME!
- The Mask
:D
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"Just a little bit . . . outside."
"Don't scrimp on the pink."
"So I have that going for me . . . which is nice." (already been mentioned).
Lots of stuff from "Full Metal Jacket."
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Oh, and "Ice cream . . . children's ice cream."
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"Do you hear the wooords that are coming out of my moouuth?"
Chris Tucker was so adorable in the Rush Hour trillogy.
My 4 yr old used this line on me the other day. I about fell over laughing.
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Excuse me, does this effectively hide my thunder?
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Christmas time I am unbearable with Christmas Vacation, Home Alone 1&2 and Elf quotes.. Its a little ridic
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"SUCK BRICK, KID!"
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I'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world!
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Good luck, we're all counting on you
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hey. don't be mean. we don't have to be mean.
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"SUCK BRICK, KID!"
Great night for a neck injury!