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Title: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: j-dub on June 10, 2012, 10:53:05 PM
http://www.kansascity.com/2012/06/10/3650955/armed-robber-holds-up-mission.html (http://www.kansascity.com/2012/06/10/3650955/armed-robber-holds-up-mission.html)

sometimes i wonder why we have to share this state with these losers
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: Trim on June 10, 2012, 11:51:28 PM
Choke 'em out before they can rob you.
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: EuroCat on June 11, 2012, 01:41:04 AM
Choke 'em out before they can rob you.
Or throw them into the sink
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 11, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
*Gulp* That's near my house.  :ohno:
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: puniraptor on June 11, 2012, 10:24:53 AM
I'm not a very knowledgable criminal, but I just don't see how you can gear up for a daring heist and get yourself all amped up then set your sights on a Pizza Hut.
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 11, 2012, 10:34:08 AM
I'm not a very knowledgable criminal, but I just don't see how you can gear up for a daring heist and get yourself all amped up then set your sights on a Pizza Hut.

He IS a ku grad...
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: CNS on June 11, 2012, 10:47:10 AM
When I was in HS, a guy in my gym class that I didn't hang out with, worked at McD's.  He had a plan where he wanted me to come by the drive thru at the end of a sat night and order a "Chocolate malt" as a signal that it is me.  Then when at the drive through window, he would hand me a bag with all the register cash in it, wait 15 min, then report a robbery and provide the cops with a fake description.

I said no.  To entice me he then told me that there would easily be $1k in the register that we would split 50/50.  I  :lol: at him.

Even at 16 I never understood anyone robbing anything for such a little amt. 

If you have the gun and the guts, do something a little more lucrative.
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: puniraptor on June 11, 2012, 10:50:26 AM
Pro Tip: 

Rob drug dealers and other criminals, they can't report the money stolen. I have watched enough crime movies to know this is foolproof and totally safe.
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 11, 2012, 10:53:13 AM
Pro Tip: 

Rob drug dealers and other criminals, they can't report the money stolen. I have watched enough crime movies to know this is foolproof and totally safe.
Won't there be heat on you? I don't know if I want those guys hunting me down.
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 11, 2012, 10:53:58 AM
fanningksu fails to get a joke. Weird day on goEMAW.
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 11, 2012, 10:59:17 AM
fanningksu fails to get a joke. Weird day on goEMAW.
I didn't read his last sentence.  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: puniraptor on June 11, 2012, 11:00:47 AM
seriously though. thats who I would rob.

MODS DO NOT GIVE MY PERSONALLY IDENTIFIABLE INFORMATION TO ANY DRUG DEALERS OR CRIMINALS.
Title: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: That_Guy on June 11, 2012, 12:22:27 PM
Watch the, "Next Three Days" def rob drug dealers. Just kill them all or get the hell out of town


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Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: j-dub on June 11, 2012, 01:40:29 PM
*Gulp* That's near my house.  :ohno:

ME TOO!!  :runaway:

Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 11, 2012, 02:09:08 PM
*Gulp* That's near my house.  :ohno:

ME TOO!!  :runaway:
  :surprised:
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: AppleJack on June 11, 2012, 02:13:10 PM
*Gulp* That's near my house.  :ohno:

ME TOO!!  :runaway:
  :surprised:

Me 3  :eye:
Title: Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
Post by: AbeFroman on June 11, 2012, 02:27:20 PM
Hmmmm, the guy was 6' and had actual ku gear (none of that sticker bullshit). If they had actual ku gear they're probably a student athlete.

Look at the roster, 6' narrows it down to Nadir Tharpe or Niko Roberts.