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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Kat Kid on April 26, 2012, 07:36:15 PM
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my back hurts and my mother in law is coming to town to stay at our house. I am an episode of freaking King of Queens.
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I keep catching myself listening to the oldies station. Not even classic rock, just straight up oldies.
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I have a heating pad on my back, I'm laying down on a couch I bought new and did not finance and I just read the Manhattan Mercury. Who have I become?
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My neighbor is watching Armageddon at full volume and I'm UNhappy about it.
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How is your pee'ing? Flow problems? Getting up at night? What about boners? Do you get them? :ohno:
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Oh, and your prostate. How is it? Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.
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Oh, and your prostate. How is it? Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.
Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a man until you're standing at the toilet, waiting waiting waiting waiting for the pee to come out.
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i can't sit criss cross applesauce anymore without my knees hurting.
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I don't go to Porter's 50 cent taco night anymore.
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I really felt I was old when guys I knew talked about a girl being Hot and all I could think was, eww... my daughter's going to be that age before too long.
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I used to crap 3x a day. I now only have the urge in the morning and after lunch. What is happening to me? :confused: Are the poops building up inside me? Should I be scared? :ohno:
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I used to crap 3x a day. I now only have the urge in the morning and after lunch. What is happening to me? :confused: Are the poops building up inside me? Should I be scared? :ohno:
i used to poop once a day max, now i poop 2-3 times a day. what is happening to me? :frown:
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Oh, and your prostate. How is it? Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.
Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a man until you're standing at the toilet, waiting waiting waiting waiting for the pee to come out.
You need to probably lower your cholesterol / work out / drink more water or something. Healthy men have no trouble peeing.
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I get tired at 8:30.
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I hate waiting past 10am to mow the lawn.
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I have a heating pad on my back, I'm laying down on a couch I bought new and did not finance and I just read the Manhattan Mercury. Who have I become?
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:lol:
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Today a guy thought I was 35.
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except 'shop in a 360 controller, tbl! :drool:
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Oh, and your prostate. How is it? Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.
Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a man until you're standing at the toilet, waiting waiting waiting waiting for the pee to come out.
Wait until you get kidney stones to complicate the problem more (this is what you get to look forward to TW)
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I had a long hair that I had to pluck from my ear. My rough ridin' ear!!
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Today a guy thought I was 35.
My birthday was the other day. I had to do the math in my head to figure out how old I was turning.
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Wait to you have to wait several hours, and a nap, between romps in sack
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i made a grunting noise when i sat down on the couch today.
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Man. How old are you guys?
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Man. How old are you guys?
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adults. obviously.
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If NFM is giving 0% why not?
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Man. How old are you guys?
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the first month i lurked this board, i was under the assumption that everyone here was younger than me.
as time has gone on though, it has become clear this board is infested with silver foxes.
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If NFM is giving 0% why not?
WHY NOT
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I used to crap 3x a day. I now only have the urge in the morning and after lunch. What is happening to me? :confused: Are the poops building up inside me? Should I be scared? :ohno:
Doubtful
I get tired at 8:30.
Is this new? Lifestyle changes; new baby, jet lag, daily routine, evening activities that may contribute to a change in your Circadian Rhythm.
Oh, and your prostate. How is it? Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.
Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a man until you're standing at the toilet, waiting waiting waiting waiting for the pee to come out.
You need to probably lower your cholesterol / work out / drink more water or something. Healthy men have no trouble peeing.
If only.
:cheers: to all, except for guy prone to Kidney Stones.
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I get annoyed when I see college people wearing those ugly black nike socks with tennis shoes, cause it was all about the no shows in my prime.
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Kat Kid? More like Kat Grandpa, I mean jeez. :lol:
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I have a heating pad on my back, I'm laying down on a couch I bought new and did not finance and I just read the Manhattan Mercury. Who have I become?
Print or online version?
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I was thinking about this the other day. May as well have kids or something at this point. We had a good run KK.
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I was one of the 10 oldest people at the Cannibal Corpse concert last week ... but the only one that took a dump during sound check. Too many Schlitz Tall Boys I guess.
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I had a long hair that I had to pluck from my ear. My rough ridin' ear!!
Yeah....I have ear hair. I just noticed it for the first time a few months ago. They were pretty long.
In addition, I'm a fan of the lines on my face. I've lived a life and my face shows it. :D
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I've been catching myself complaining about teenagers lately. :facepalm:
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I've been catching myself complaining about teenagers lately. :facepalm:
that is pretty awful
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It's that damn Skrillex and his influence on our youth :shakesfist:
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I had a long hair that I had to pluck from my ear. My rough ridin' ear!!
In addition, I'm a fan of the lines on my face. I've lived a life and my face shows it. :D
Yeah, I have started Clooneying with a little lines and salted grey.
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I had a long hair that I had to pluck from my ear. My rough ridin' ear!!
In addition, I'm a fan of the lines on my face. I've lived a life and my face shows it. :D
Yeah, I have started Clooneying with a little lines and salted grey.
it's only called clooneying, when clooney does it. otherwise you're just getting old.
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Distinguished as crap. wife loves it.
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sure thing, old balls
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Guys, Clams is mean today.
watch your step.
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Guys, Clams is mean today.
watch your step.
You know who is mean? Cranky old guys, that's who.
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I am getting my learner's permit today :excited:
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I'm excited about two major things this summer:
1) Building a new fence for my backyard
2) Painting my house
My hangovers last for two days.
I love working in my yard.
I haven't turned on my Xbox in 2 months.
Baby fever comes and goes.
Am I getting old?
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I've been catching myself complaining about teenagers lately. :facepalm:
that is pretty awful
Depends on the context of the complaining. Are you complaining about teenagers only or do you complain about everyone? It's worse when you complain about everyone and realize you are starting to turn into your crumudgeon father.
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It's that damn Skrillex and his influence on our youth :shakesfist:
Really liked this.
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Don't forget to drink your ensure, kk.
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I've learned to enjoy the company of my 1 and a half yr old daughter during my morning BM. The conversations we have are adoreable. :love:
Daddy poot? Yeah. (repeat) :users: but sitting on toilet
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I was contemplating breaking up with my gf, one of the con's was that next girl I meet wouldnt be able to tolerate my snoring.
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I was thinking about this the other day. May as well have kids or something at this point. We had a good run KK.
Remember that rebel bachelor? The couple that "was waiting?" Now I look down on them because we all justify our decisions with scorn for others. I finally understand what it means to be grown up.
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I'm excited about two major things this summer:
1) Building a new fence for my backyard
2) Painting my house
My hangovers last for two days.
I love working in my yard.
I haven't turned on my Xbox in 2 months.
Baby fever comes and goes.
Am I getting old?
here's the "How old are you test"
I'll give you $50 for your Xbox.
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I'm excited about two major things this summer:
1) Building a new fence for my backyard
2) Painting my house
My hangovers last for two days.
I love working in my yard.
I haven't turned on my Xbox in 2 months.
Baby fever comes and goes.
Am I getting old?
here's the "How old are you test"
I'll give you $50 for your Xbox.
Yeah, I gave SD this test last year, and it turns out his wife isn't old.
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I'm 24, fwiw.
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I'm 24, fwiw.
Really?
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I'm 24, fwiw.
Really?
Yes, my birthday was last Friday but no cake pictures were posted. :users:
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wow. It's a good thing we're not your only friends. That would be sad.
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Just kidding. Happy late birthday Hemly!
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I'm 24, fwiw.
Really?
Yes, my birthday was last Friday but no cake pictures were posted. :users:
Sorry. We have fired 2 of our admin over it. I hope that helps, ultimately we dropped the ball though.
Mea culpa
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I'm 24, fwiw.
Really?
Yes, my birthday was last Friday but no cake pictures were posted. :users:
Sorry. We have fired 2 of our admin over it. I hope that helps, ultimately we dropped the ball though.
Mea culpa
My next birthday and it's acknowledgement or not will define my own self worth based upon the above post.
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I'm excited about two major things this summer:
1) Building a new fence for my backyard
2) Painting my house
My hangovers last for two days.
I love working in my yard.
I haven't turned on my Xbox in 2 months.
Baby fever comes and goes.
Am I getting old?
here's the "How old are you test"
I'll give you $50 for your Xbox.
Yeah, I gave SD this test last year, and it turns out his wife isn't old.
I won't sell my Xbox....mainly because I want to buy NCAA 2014 to see our new beautiful stadium in a video game.
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I have an Xbox Kinect that I only use for working out and when my kids want to play the dance game.
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I was contemplating breaking up with my gf, one of the con's was that next girl I meet wouldnt be able to tolerate my snoring.
This is a very, very valid point. I'm now relegated to the couch. :frown:
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Oh, and your prostate. How is it? Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.
Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a man until you're standing at the toilet, waiting waiting waiting waiting for the pee to come out.
You need to probably lower your cholesterol / work out / drink more water or something. Healthy men have no trouble peeing.
denied on all three counts, thanks though internet Dr. Ballz
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I got near blackout drunk on saturday night and woke up feeling as refreshed as ever. :gocho:
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I'll be on the floor and playing cars or something with my son, and he'll hop up and just run down the hall and get into something. My wife then yells at me for not stopping him, but man, it takes me a few seconds to get up off of the floor now. My knees are pretty much crap at this point.
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yeah this whole hangover lasting forever thing is complete bullshit.