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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: asava on March 09, 2010, 11:27:15 PM
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Should I be worried? Also I am pretty sure he is a K-9 unit. Anybody have any prior knowledge on this type of situation?
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Should I be worried? Also I am pretty sure is K-9 unit. Anybody have ay prior knowledge on this type of situation?
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Should I be worried? Also I am pretty sure he is a K-9 unit. Anybody have any prior knowledge on this type of situation?
Ouch, how many days do you think it will take the dog to tunnel under your fence looking for a treat?
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You're done for, buddy. Time to move.
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Just line your fence with some stink bait. It'll keep him busy for days.
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Is this dog the drug sniffing type or the crotch attacking type?
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Gottta move your grow operation elsewhere my friend. Bummer.
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Is this dog the drug sniffing type or the crotch attacking type?
this is a question that needs an answer. Just like why does steve dave ignore me on Twitter? I thought we were friends?
You're done for, buddy. Time to move.
except I'm the one that's moving in. I've made a huge mistake.
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befriend him then you get to share in all the illegally confiscated evidence cops steal: weed, laptops, cars, guns, etc.
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Take a dump on his lawn.
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Take a dump on his lawn.
agreed.
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Have you seen Lakeview Terrace. :ohno:
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Have you seen Lakeview Terrace. :ohno:
goddamnit..beat me to it.
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I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse. Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't rough ridin' around. If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart. He will think you are a simpleton and can be mumped around with. Let him know you are serious. Only after this can you two truly be :cheers:.
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Feed the dog some snausages laced with rat poison. Problem solved. :users: (ftp://:users:)
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I used to live next to TWO cops. The dude was a murder detective and the wife was a big burly cop who scared me more than he did. No K-9s though, just two ridic annoying chihuahuas. They seemed to never want to talk about cop stuff or people to even know that they were cops, so that was good. I also had a firefighter on the other side of me, fwiw. And a school principal behind me.
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Is this dog the drug sniffing type or the crotch attacking type?
this is a question that needs an answer. Just like why does steve dave ignore me on Twitter? I thought we were friends?
:surprised: I barely function on twitter. If you said something to me chances are I missed it. Sorry broseph, we're friends
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I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse. Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't rough ridin' around. If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart. He will think you are a simpleton and can be mumped around with. Let him know you are serious. Only after this can you two truly be :cheers:.
This. Problem (quickly and completely) solved.
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I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse. Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't fracking around. If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart. He will think you are a simpleton and can be fracked around with. Let him know you are serious. Only after this can you two truly be :cheers:.
This. Problem (quickly and completely) solved.
Should prolly finish with telling him he can never borrow you ladder either. The guy is prolly planning to walk all over you as we type.
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I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse. Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't fracking around. If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart. He will think you are a simpleton and can be fracked around with. Let him know you are serious. Only after this can you two truly be :cheers:.
This. Problem (quickly and completely) solved.
Should prolly finish with telling him he can never borrow you ladder either. The guy is prolly planning to walk all over you as we type.
god damnit. he already has my lawn mower :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
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I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse. Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't fracking around. If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart. He will think you are a simpleton and can be fracked around with. Let him know you are serious. Only after this can you two truly be :cheers:.
This. Problem (quickly and completely) solved.
god damnit. he already has my lawn mower :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Should prolly finish with telling him he can never borrow you ladder either. The guy is prolly planning to walk all over you as we type.
WTF would you let him borrow anything? Who do you call if he just keeps it forever?
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this is not looking good.
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I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse. Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't fracking around. If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart. He will think you are a simpleton and can be fracked around with. Let him know you are serious. Only after this can you two truly be :cheers:.
This. Problem (quickly and completely) solved.
Should prolly finish with telling him he can never borrow you ladder either. The guy is prolly planning to walk all over you as we type.
god damnit. he already has my lawn mower :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
why the hell does he have your mower at this time of year? you sir are never gonna see that mower again except when he is mowing his lawn
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I think you need to treat this situation like you are trying to break a horse. Show up and punch him in the mouth to let him know you aren't fracking around. If you show up and just try to make nice with him it will only arounse contempt in his cop heart. He will think you are a simpleton and can be fracked around with. Let him know you are serious. Only after this can you two truly be :cheers:.
This. Problem (quickly and completely) solved.
Should prolly finish with telling him he can never borrow you ladder either. The guy is prolly planning to walk all over you as we type.
god damnit. he already has my lawn mower :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
why the hell does he have your mower at this time of year? you sir are never gonna see that mower again except when he is mowing his lawn
Probably planting some type of wireless recording device up inside the handle. Watch what you do and say in the garage.
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The garage was going to be where I did all my illicit activities
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The garage was going to be where I did all my illicit activities
Move.
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Dissolve some cocaine in water and soak an inanimate object in it. Then give it to the dog. Will kill his sense of smell.
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:popcorn:
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I will keep everyone updated. I move in this weekend. As far as the moving, its not an option. Get over it. Unless you want to find me a house in the area that is decent, and pay to get out of my contract. Then we can talk.
And as far as illicit activities, i've decided that there are two types of people in this world the people who get caught with dead hookers in their garages and the people that don't (get caught). lets do this.
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Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life. :cheers:
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illicit or illegal?
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never invite him over. never
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The biggest drug dealer I ever met was a cop, so they can't all be that bad right?
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Oh, good fracking god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life. :cheers:
This is the obvious first move.
then bust out the cocaine lines and see what he does
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illicit or illegal?
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never invite him over. never
a little of both.
what wouldn't i invite him over.
The biggest drug dealer I ever met was a cop, so they can't all be that bad right?
just because you saw it on tv or a movie does not mean that you "knew" him.
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illicit or illegal?
also:
never invite him over. never
a little of both.
what wouldn't i invite him over.
The biggest drug dealer I ever met was a cop, so they can't all be that bad right?
just because you saw it on tv or a movie does not mean that you "knew" him.
Scott Cronk Emporia Police Department now Detective... I know him its ok, you dumb eff
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when are you going to interview him?! :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
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illicit or illegal?
also:
never invite him over. never
a little of both.
what wouldn't i invite him over.
The biggest drug dealer I ever met was a cop, so they can't all be that bad right?
just because you saw it on tv or a movie does not mean that you "knew" him.
Scott Cronk Emporia Police Department now Detective... I know him its ok, you dumb eff
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when are you going to interview him?! :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
:users:
:lol:
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Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life. :cheers:
I think you may be underreacting here
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Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life. :cheers:
I think you may be underreacting here
True. This is Asava "The Don" we're talking about here.
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Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life. :cheers:
I think you may be underreacting here
True. This is Asava "The Don" we're talking about here.
I once saw asava talk a wide eyed freshmen into signing away his 4 years of college to campus organization that had policies against alcohol assumption and was founded by 6 bible beating christians.
WITH MY OWN TWO EYES
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Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life. :cheers:
I think you may be underreacting here
True. This is Asava "The Don" we're talking about here.
I once saw asava talk a wide eyed freshmen into signing away his 4 years of college to campus organization that had policies against alcohol assumption and was founded by 6 bible beating christians.
WITH MY OWN TWO EYES
***Says through clenched teeth*** "The bastard!!!"
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Dont invite that mofo over. He'll just strut around with his stupid flattop and reflective sunglasses, all the while ogling your wife and talking about perps he busted for lame crap like jaywalking. Cops: ya know one, ya know 'em all.
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kill the dog.
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kill the dog.
being a dog man myself, i don't think i would have what it takes.
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kill the dog.
being a dog man myself, i don't think i would have what it takes.
I know a man that could do the job for you. His last name is molloy and I believe's hes had government training....
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kill the dog.
being a dog man myself, i don't think i would have what it takes.
I'll do it. Allergies.
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kill the dog.
being a dog man myself, i don't think i would have what it takes.
I know a man that could do the job for you. His last name is molloy and I believe's hes had government training....
lol
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try to kill him.
:cheers:
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kill the dog.
being a dog man myself, i don't think i would have what it takes.
I know for a fact that you raised a puppy for a semester before throwing it into a wood-chipper in order to gain acceptance into some strange cult called a "fraternity" six years ago. Don't bullshit us, Asava.
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I will keep everyone updated. I move in this weekend. As far as the moving, its not an option. Get over it. Unless you want to find me a house in the area that is decent, and pay to get out of my contract. Then we can talk.
And as far as illicit activities, i've decided that there are two types of people in this world the people who get caught with dead hookers in their garages and the people that don't (get caught). lets do this.
This could work out beautifully. Who better than a cop to point out the location of a few hookers that need to be dead? You get your hookers to kill, and he cleans up the streets of those dirty whores. You let him smack a few dead hookers around and all is well.
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I will keep everyone updated. I move in this weekend. As far as the moving, its not an option. Get over it. Unless you want to find me a house in the area that is decent, and pay to get out of my contract. Then we can talk.
And as far as illicit activities, i've decided that there are two types of people in this world the people who get caught with dead hookers in their garages and the people that don't (get caught). lets do this.
This could work out beautifully. Who better than a cop to point out the location of a few hookers that need to be dead? You get your hookers to kill, and he cleans up the streets of those dirty whores. You let him smack a few dead hookers around and all is well.
You need to put a dead hooker in his trunks and when he finds it conveniently be there to help him dispose of it. That way he owes you.
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I will keep everyone updated. I move in this weekend. As far as the moving, its not an option. Get over it. Unless you want to find me a house in the area that is decent, and pay to get out of my contract. Then we can talk.
And as far as illicit activities, i've decided that there are two types of people in this world the people who get caught with dead hookers in their garages and the people that don't (get caught). lets do this.
This could work out beautifully. Who better than a cop to point out the location of a few hookers that need to be dead? You get your hookers to kill, and he cleans up the streets of those dirty whores. You let him smack a few dead hookers around and all is well.
You need to put a dead hooker in his trunks and when he finds it conveniently be there to help him dispose of it. That way he owes you.
Would have to be a midget hooker to fit in his trunks. This could get interesting. :popcorn: :popcorn:
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You know they become cops to compensate for other shortcomings, so no worries on the Mrs. wanting anything from him. Unless she has a uniform fetish, then could be an issue. Bet the dog is female though, if you get my gist. :gocho: hth
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eff his wife and film it.
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shazbot! his wife and film it.
that's a good idea. but also kill the cop.
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Oh, good rough ridin' god. Start the grill and invite him over for a beer. Friend for life. :cheers:
Worst idea ever. He'll plot to get you one way or another forever if you do.
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Well, looks like we're both fans of this site! :ksu: :cheers:
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Well, looks like we're both fans of this site! :ksu: :cheers:
Well, Asava's days of freedom are certainly limited now.
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Well, looks like we're both fans of this site! :ksu: :cheers:
Well, Asava's days of freedom are certainly limited now.
This is awesome. Keep his lawnmower.
:lol:
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Please let this be true.
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:popcorn:
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Well, looks like we're both fans of this site! :ksu: :cheers:
die, cop.
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Well, looks like we're both fans of this site! :ksu: :cheers:
die, cop.
:jerk:
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Well, looks like we're both fans of this site! :ksu: :cheers:
die, cop.
:jerk:
don't you have some black people to beat with your billy club, cop?
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Well, looks like we're both fans of this site! :ksu: :cheers:
die, cop.
:jerk:
don't you have some black people to beat with your billy club, cop?
Nah. Usually start my day with dumping oklahomo trash down open oil wells. :gocho:
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I could literally kill you. literally.
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I could literally kill you. literally.
I'm looking forward to your attempt. :gocho:
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Cops are poor. Your new neighborhood sounds crapty. Maybe save some more $$ and move later.
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I like cops!
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It's been two days and still no sign of him. I think this is the part wher I get real scared and paranoid.
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It's been two days and still no sign of him. I think this is the part wher I get real scared and paranoid.
Obviously a vampire. You're double screwed now.
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ever since i've moved here, i haven't seen the car. at all. on top of that i've met his wife who is prego. also learned that the dog is not a trained assassin of fun times. in fact its name is: FAWN. :lol: :lol: :lol: how could i be so scared of a dog named FAWN?
still have a nagging suspicion that he is just toying with me.
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ever since i've moved here, i haven't seen the car. at all. on top of that i've met his wife who is prego. also learned that the dog is not a trained assassin of fun times. in fact its name is: FAWN. :lol: :lol: :lol: how could i be so scared of a dog named FAWN?
still have a nagging suspicion that he is just toying with me.
You got his wife prego'd??? :ohno:
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ever since i've moved here, i haven't seen the car. at all. on top of that i've met his wife who is prego. also learned that the dog is not a trained assassin of fun times. in fact its name is: FAWN. :lol: :lol: :lol: how could i be so scared of a dog named FAWN?
still have a nagging suspicion that he is just toying with me.
You got his wife prego'd??? :ohno:
prego'd her eggo.
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ever since i've moved here, i haven't seen the car. at all. on top of that i've met his wife who is prego. also learned that the dog is not a trained assassin of fun times. in fact its name is: FAWN. :lol: :lol: :lol: how could i be so scared of a dog named FAWN?
still have a nagging suspicion that he is just toying with me.
You got his wife prego'd??? :ohno:
prego'd her eggo.
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