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Title: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: jtksu on February 23, 2012, 12:46:21 AM
Should I try to bang her her?  Stalker situ?  zmaybe just get plastered and let nature take it's course?!
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 23, 2012, 01:16:35 AM
i'm pretty sure posting on a message board will get the job done.  Just go over and seal the deal.....JFC. :dubious:
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: Trim on February 23, 2012, 06:58:41 AM
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Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 23, 2012, 07:03:50 AM
fanning thread.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: Brock Landers on February 23, 2012, 09:09:37 AM
You should know the rules.  Pics of new neighbor or GTFO.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: Cire on February 23, 2012, 09:11:12 AM
I have a strange feeling that jt's hot as balls it not my hot as balls
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: CNS on February 23, 2012, 09:16:13 AM
I have a strange feeling that jt's hot as balls it not my hot as balls

Yeah, the fluctuation regional ratings in Kansas is huge.  Huge.

Each region has a much different curve in it's grading system.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on February 23, 2012, 09:21:44 AM
Just walk around naked with the blinds open.  If it was meant to be, you won't get arrested.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: OK_Cat on February 23, 2012, 09:31:28 AM
I have a strange feeling that jt's hot as balls it not my hot as balls

Yeah, the fluctuation regional ratings in Kansas is huge.  Huge.

Each region has a much different curve in it's grading system.

oh man, very true. 

where do you live, jtksu?
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: stunted on February 23, 2012, 09:39:23 AM
pics
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: Bloodfart on February 23, 2012, 09:40:56 AM
i'm pretty sure posting on a message board will get the job done.  Just go over and seal the deal.....JFC. :dubious:


fanning thread.

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Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: michigancat on February 23, 2012, 11:20:36 AM
jt, definitely try to bang her.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 23, 2012, 02:56:26 PM
Go bang or go home is what I say.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: CNS on February 23, 2012, 03:23:54 PM
This is an excellent oppy to pull out the "sole owner of goEMAW" line. Sounds like it pretty much works every time.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: HELLHAMMER on February 23, 2012, 08:37:47 PM
Under no circumstances should you rape and/or murder her.  No Means No.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 23, 2012, 09:30:57 PM
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: SwiftCat on February 23, 2012, 11:04:21 PM
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

Slippery slope fanning, slippery slope.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: fatty fat fat on February 24, 2012, 04:04:13 AM
Should I try to bang her her?  Stalker situ?  zmaybe just get plastered and let nature take it's course?!

no one cares loser.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: HELLHAMMER on February 24, 2012, 08:04:34 AM
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

I wish everyone could appreciate how much of an bad person I am and take me more seriously.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: mocat on February 24, 2012, 08:46:37 AM
Should I try to bang her her?  Stalker situ?  zmaybe just get plastered and let nature take it's course?!

no one cares loser.

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: kitten_mittons on February 24, 2012, 08:48:02 AM
How hot does JT think balls are?
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: Bloodfart on February 24, 2012, 09:52:24 AM
How hot does JT think balls are?

I thought the phrase was "cold as ballz"   :dunno:
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: OK_Cat on February 24, 2012, 10:12:38 AM
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

bloodfart and hellhammer are no creepier than you are in these threads, fanning.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: mocat on February 24, 2012, 10:14:56 AM
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

bloodfart and hellhammer are no creepier than you are in these threads, fanning.

Yeah, they actually seem to be providing decent advice  :dunno:
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: ChiComCat on February 24, 2012, 10:19:45 AM
at least draw a picture of her so we can judge appropriately
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: HELLHAMMER on February 24, 2012, 10:22:32 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frudeboys.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Ffish-assholes.jpg&hash=fac415fcd2c09c15fc944d695236d066b05fb142)
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: mocat on February 24, 2012, 10:41:55 AM
welp, never mind  :facepalm:
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: felix rex on February 24, 2012, 11:25:17 AM
at least draw a picture of her so we can judge appropriately


try and make it several pictures that bloodfart can turn into a gif and fanning can use as a doodle.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 24, 2012, 11:27:09 AM
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

bloodfart and hellhammer are no creepier than you are in these threads, fanning.
Nobody can be as creepy as me, dumbass.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: HELLHAMMER on February 24, 2012, 12:19:21 PM
welp, never mind  :facepalm:

Yawn ... guess I'll go stick a knife in Shaggy Bevo.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: slobber on February 24, 2012, 12:28:04 PM
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

bloodfart and hellhammer are no creepier than you are in these threads, fanning.
Nobody can be as creepy as me, dumbass.
Could you go stalk jtksu's neighbor and get a photo so he can get some better advice on here? My first inclination would be why not, but it would be beneficial to have a photo prior to giving advice.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: Bloodfart on February 24, 2012, 01:03:22 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frudeboys.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Ffish-assholes.jpg&hash=fac415fcd2c09c15fc944d695236d066b05fb142)


Well it is Friday and it is the Lenten season.   :dunno:
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: HELLHAMMER on February 24, 2012, 02:49:29 PM
They're Kosher as well for our Hebrew friends.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: jtksu on February 24, 2012, 02:52:26 PM
She's definitely hot enough to bone I just worry that she'll want to like hang out and stuff and she'll know when I'm home and stuff.  Just thought maybe one of you hound dogs had experience in this matter.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: puniraptor on February 24, 2012, 02:54:33 PM
She's definitely hot enough to bone I just worry that she'll want to like hang out and stuff and she'll know when I'm home and stuff.  Just thought maybe one of you hound dogs had experience in this matter.
It sounds like you are afraid of love. Why are you afraid of love?
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: ChiComCat on February 24, 2012, 04:29:22 PM
Thaw your heart jtksu
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: michigancat on February 24, 2012, 04:35:33 PM
She's definitely hot enough to bone I just worry that she'll want to like hang out and stuff and she'll know when I'm home and stuff.  Just thought maybe one of you hound dogs had experience in this matter.

jt just bones and leaves. No spooning for this grade-a stud meat.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: SwiftCat on February 24, 2012, 04:59:25 PM
She's definitely hot enough to bone I just worry that she'll want to like hang out and stuff and she'll know when I'm home and stuff. 

That sounds horrible JT. T's and P's

Title: Re: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: CNS on February 24, 2012, 06:22:12 PM
You should wear a disguise like a fake mustache or something and stuff.  That way, post boning, you can drop the 'stache and she will have no idea you were that incred mediocre boning she just had. Deflects dealing with the troubs and shame.  Win/win.

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Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: kim carnes on February 24, 2012, 06:58:07 PM
She's definitely hot enough to bone I just worry that she'll want to like hang out and stuff and she'll know when I'm home and stuff.  Just thought maybe one of you hound dogs had experience in this matter.

I don't think you need to worry about that.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: HeinBallz on February 24, 2012, 07:21:26 PM
If I learned anything from watching two and a half men, it's this.  if you bone her, there's a good chance she'll become obsessed with you in some crazy as crap way.  Unless you're willing to move or let your douche bag brother move live with you, she could eventually become one of the more annoying people in your life.


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Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: OregonSmock on February 25, 2012, 11:27:56 PM
She's definitely hot enough to bone I just worry that she'll want to like hang out and stuff and she'll know when I'm home and stuff.  Just thought maybe one of you hound dogs had experience in this matter.


I've been in this situation before.  There were a few pretty hot chicks that lived above me in my old apartment complex in Lawrence (High Pointe).  One day, one of the girls asked me if I could help her post up some frames and stuff in their living room, and well, let's just say the rest is history. 
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: Trim on February 25, 2012, 11:33:51 PM
High Pointe

I think that's the same apartment complex that had to sue hunter/mancave.
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: jtksu on February 25, 2012, 11:35:21 PM
I planned on inserting a fat chick joke here but I just don't have the heat.  :tsc:
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: OregonSmock on February 25, 2012, 11:37:34 PM
I planned on inserting a fat chick joke here but I just don't have the heat.  :tsc:


 :cheers:


Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: OK_Cat on February 27, 2012, 02:55:43 PM
She's definitely hot enough to bone I just worry that she'll want to like hang out and stuff and she'll know when I'm home and stuff.  Just thought maybe one of you hound dogs had experience in this matter.


I've been in this situation before.  There were a few pretty hot chicks that lived above me in my old apartment complex in Lawrence (High Pointe).  One day, one of the girls asked me if I could help her post up some frames and stuff in their living room, and well, let's just say the rest is history.

history = wearing awful sweaters and not watching ku games to hang out with her and her fat face.   :lol:
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on February 27, 2012, 03:02:56 PM
She's definitely hot enough to bone I just worry that she'll want to like hang out and stuff and she'll know when I'm home and stuff.  Just thought maybe one of you hound dogs had experience in this matter.


I've been in this situation before.  There were a few pretty hot chicks that lived above me in my old apartment complex in Lawrence (High Pointe).  One day, one of the girls asked me if I could help her post up some frames and stuff in their living room, and well, let's just say the rest is history.

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Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: Bloodfart on February 28, 2012, 10:06:40 AM
at least draw a picture of her so we can judge appropriately


try and make it several pictures that bloodfart can turn into a gif and fanning can use as a doodle.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffotos.fotoflexer.com%2Fcab2fb3c3764d0b72cd7a667d1ea5ca0.jpg&hash=f703491e49bb30e4462fd8e623331218f9dd4344)
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: OK_Cat on February 28, 2012, 10:19:16 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
Post by: AbeFroman on February 28, 2012, 10:34:09 AM
omg  :thumbsup: