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Offline jtksu

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my new neighbor is hot as balls
« on: February 23, 2012, 12:46:21 AM »
Should I try to bang her her?  Stalker situ?  zmaybe just get plastered and let nature take it's course?!


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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 01:16:35 AM »
i'm pretty sure posting on a message board will get the job done.  Just go over and seal the deal.....JFC. :dubious:
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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 06:58:41 AM »

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 07:03:50 AM »
fanning thread.
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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 09:09:37 AM »
You should know the rules.  Pics of new neighbor or GTFO.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 09:11:12 AM »
I have a strange feeling that jt's hot as balls it not my hot as balls

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 09:16:13 AM »
I have a strange feeling that jt's hot as balls it not my hot as balls

Yeah, the fluctuation regional ratings in Kansas is huge.  Huge.

Each region has a much different curve in it's grading system.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 09:21:44 AM »
Just walk around naked with the blinds open.  If it was meant to be, you won't get arrested.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2012, 09:31:28 AM »
I have a strange feeling that jt's hot as balls it not my hot as balls

Yeah, the fluctuation regional ratings in Kansas is huge.  Huge.

Each region has a much different curve in it's grading system.

oh man, very true. 

where do you live, jtksu?

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2012, 09:39:23 AM »
pics

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2012, 09:40:56 AM »
i'm pretty sure posting on a message board will get the job done.  Just go over and seal the deal.....JFC. :dubious:


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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2012, 11:20:36 AM »
jt, definitely try to bang her.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2012, 02:56:26 PM »
Go bang or go home is what I say.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2012, 03:23:54 PM »
This is an excellent oppy to pull out the "sole owner of goEMAW" line. Sounds like it pretty much works every time.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2012, 08:37:47 PM »
Under no circumstances should you rape and/or murder her.  No Means No.
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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2012, 09:30:57 PM »
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2012, 11:04:21 PM »
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

Slippery slope fanning, slippery slope.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2012, 04:04:13 AM »
Should I try to bang her her?  Stalker situ?  zmaybe just get plastered and let nature take it's course?!

no one cares loser.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2012, 08:04:34 AM »
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2012, 08:46:37 AM »
Should I try to bang her her?  Stalker situ?  zmaybe just get plastered and let nature take it's course?!

no one cares loser.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2012, 08:48:02 AM »
How hot does JT think balls are?

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2012, 09:52:24 AM »
How hot does JT think balls are?

I thought the phrase was "cold as ballz"   :dunno:

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2012, 10:12:38 AM »
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

bloodfart and hellhammer are no creepier than you are in these threads, fanning.

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2012, 10:14:56 AM »
Can we lock out bloodfart and hellhammer of all "dating" threads please? tia.

bloodfart and hellhammer are no creepier than you are in these threads, fanning.

Yeah, they actually seem to be providing decent advice  :dunno:

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Re: my new neighbor is hot as balls
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2012, 10:19:45 AM »
at least draw a picture of her so we can judge appropriately