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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:01:03 PM
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Franks recruiting has been endlessly critiqued, so now is your chance, can you out-recruit Frank? For this excersise my name is JJ Swishersweet, I stand 6 feet 7 inches in my bare feet, I weigh 225 lbs. I have been rated a 5 star in one publication, but most have me as a 4. Think of me as a poor mans Lebron with a better Jumper, a Mitch Richmond type with point guard quickness and handles. Obviously I am not as good as those guys, I am just trying to give you a picture of my abilities, but make no mistake I'M GOOD, AND YOU WANT ME BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN ANYONE YOU HAVE HAD SINCE BEASLEY. Frank has come to my house and talked to me and I like him, but to be honest I could say the same about 30-40 coaches that have shown interest.
So the goEMAW recruiting period has started and I will be here to answer any questions and listen to elite recruiting pitches, I can't wait to see how this is done.
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Are you really rich?
Would you like to be?
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Naw man, my moneys' a lil' lo right now.
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FAMILY ATMOSPHERE!!
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Ever heard of wally judge?
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Naw man, my moneys' a lil' lo right now.
We take care of our own at Elite State U. You can count on that.
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Now I don't want to get in any trouble coach Limestone, I'm gettin' paid shotely anyways.
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Now I don't want to get in any trouble coach Limestone, I'm gettin' paid shotely anyways.
You will get paid in the NBA in just a year, I will make sure of that. Until then I am just telling you we will make sure you can focus on basketball.
That's my job afterall.
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:rflush:
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BUY IN OR QUIT bad person
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free unlimited BB&H. (blow, booze, & hookers)
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free unlimited BB&H. (blow, booze, & hookers)
Oh... and tats too.
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:rflush:
he is a black guy.
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:rflush:
you are not taking this seriously coach Chingon, :nono: I'M GOOD DAMMIT!
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he is a black guy.
but a racist one, so I am not offended Chingon.
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I would pitch it this way (substituted K for Penn)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgEkCfpWU0o
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free unlimited BB&H. (blow, booze, & hookers)
Oh... and tats too.
I appreciate all this but you must remember my recruitment has gone on since I was a freshman, all that stuff has been done ad nauseum
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Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway. All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite.
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Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway. All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite.
Listen, I understand you have some problems with grades. I can get you into Apex Academy before the ink on your NLI is dry.
So what do you say? Do we have a deal?
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sorry for the misunderstanding. in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.
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sorry for the misunderstanding. in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.
I would have ignored crap like that instantly.
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sorry for the misunderstanding. in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.
I would have ignored crap like that instantly.
arkansas fans gave me an itchy trigger finger.
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I can't tell if gatoveintisiete has been a horrible or brilliant poster of late. Which tilts me toward brilliant.
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sorry for the misunderstanding. in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.
I would have ignored crap like that instantly.
arkansas fans gave me an itchy trigger finger.
It's cool. Now let's land this Swisherseet kid and hit the hotel bar for some Old Fashioneds.
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Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway. All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite.
Son... if you come play for me, work hard, buy-in, and play basketball the way I teach you to play it, you will be bigger, stronger, faster, your total game will improve, you will play, you will average a double double, you will be highlighted on sportscenter, we will be a top 10 team, and you will be a one and done lottery pick. You want references that back-up what i am saying, let me get Michael Beasley on the line.
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I can offer a fair amount of good looking fillys and a fair amount of underrated potion. See ninos scholarship plan and I will raise you a beer if u can hit a 3 point shot.
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Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway. All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite.
Son... if you come play for me, work hard, buy-in, and play basketball the way I teach you to play it, you will be bigger, stronger, faster, your total game will improve, you will play, you will average a double double, you will be highlighted on sportscenter, we will be a top 10 team, and you will be a one and done lottery pick. You want references that back-up what i am saying, let me get Michael Beasley on the line.
You will have to forgive my assistant, he is loaded again.
Let's talk about your mom's car. She could really use a new one before winter.
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Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway. All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite.
Son... if you come play for me, work hard, buy-in, and play basketball the way I teach you to play it, you will be bigger, stronger, faster, your total game will improve, you will play, you will average a double double, you will be highlighted on sportscenter, we will be a top 10 team, and you will be a one and done lottery pick. You want references that back-up what i am saying, let me get Michael Beasley on the line.
You will have to forgive my assistant, he is loaded again. :drink: :driving: :lol:
Let's talk about your mom's car. She could really use a new one before winter.
And lets not forget about her $125/hr administrative assistant job and lease on a $500K utilities paid maintenance provided house that she doesn't have to make rent payments on for as long as you are on scholly.
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currently hitting 55% of total 3 attempts, but only 40% from NBA range, I'm not going to sit here and bullshit you guys, I do have some areas that I could improve in.
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My moms drives a 2002 nissan maxima with the brains blowed out.
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currently hitting 55% of total 3 attempts, but only 40% from NBA range, I'm not going to sit here and bullshit you guys, I do have some areas that I could improve in.
I'll say it again, if you buy-in and work hard both on and off the court, and play the way I coach you to play, you will be he best player and person you can be when YOU decide to enter the NBA draft.
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Are you interested in becoming a man?
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If you want to stay in the country, you'll play for KSU.
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Are you interested in becoming a man?
I'm probably more interested in the Beasley treatment, kind of a hands off type situation here coach puniraptor.
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My moms drives a 2002 nissan maxima with the brains blowed out.
Have you ever been to kstatecars.com?
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Are you interested in becoming a man?
I'm probably more interested in the Beasley treatment, kind of a hands off type situation here coach puniraptor.
Are you interested in iPods?
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How much and where do I send the check?
Also: all the free meat goat you can eat! :excited:
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Are you interested in becoming a man?
I'm probably more interested in the Beasley treatment, kind of a hands off type situation here coach puniraptor.
Are you interested in iPods?
got one from Howard Garfinkel
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Seriously guys, it's time to step it up here, Frank did a better job than this, hell I don't even believe you guys care about me, you don't want to know where I live, what schools I'm considering, how you see me fitting into the lineup, if I know any other studs that might come with me? Will I have to do everything for this team, I mean do you guys ever get dudes that can ball?
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Frankly, I would be a little more interested if you were a hard-nosed Chicago point guard.
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Do you WANT to be here?
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If you want to stay in the country, you'll play for KSU.
Si usted desea permanecer en el paĆs, que va a jugar de KSU.
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it was once written that B-easy drove an Escalade during his time at K-State.
would you like people to write such things about you.
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Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?
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rock chalk jayhawk go ku!
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The big 12 perennially has 3-5 teams in the top 25. With what I've built here on defense we have become consistently ranked in the top 3 in the conference. Add this with your abilities on offense and not only can you become the go to guy on our team but also become one of the most dynamic and exciting players in the country.
So if you want to continually get better and test your abilities day in and day out against some of the best competition in the nation, come to K-State.
If you do this not only will you become a celebrity in Manhattan but you have the opportunity to shine bright in the nations eye leading you to a illustrious basketball career.
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The big 12 perennially has 3-5 teams in the top 25. With what I've built here on defense we have become consistently ranked in the top 3 in the conference. Add this with your abilities on offense and not only can you become the go to guy on our team but also become one of the most dynamic and exciting players in the country.
So if you want to continually get better and test your abilities day in and day out against some of the best competition in the nation, come to K-State.
If you do this not only will you become a celebrity in Manhattan but you have the opportunity to shine bright in the nations eye leading you to a illustrious basketball career.
Frank, is that you? you motorboatin' son of a bitch :blush:
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Do you WANT to be here?
right now....meh
here is my list in no particular order
Illinois- I'm from Chicago
Ohio state
Kansas State
Kentucky- but they have already loaded up my position, I would have to run the point there, I could do it, but.....
Kansas - don't really like their coach, seems a little controlling, plus lol at Manning trying to take credit for developing a polished product.
Wichita state - my dad went there, X-man
Baylor- sworn to secrecy on what the hook is here.
There are many more, no front-runner right now.
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Every other team you listed has a molestation scandal about to hit the presses. Kstate is your only chance to maintain your dignity and self esteem.
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Tough loss, I totally would have made the diffy tonight.
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I just committed to Baylor, nice to meet you guys though.
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Chik-Fil-A
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I have to admit this was some great recruiting you guys put in here, and all of goEMAW's very best recruiting types participated, so even though the Cats missed out on J.J. the future looks bright.
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FP,TC
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You will eventually be a mystran for the cats. We always win in the end.