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Title: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:01:03 PM
Franks recruiting has been endlessly critiqued, so now is your chance, can you out-recruit Frank?  For this excersise my name is JJ Swishersweet, I stand 6 feet 7 inches in my bare feet, I weigh 225 lbs. I have been rated a 5 star in one publication, but most have me as a 4.  Think of me as a poor mans Lebron with a better Jumper, a Mitch Richmond type with point guard quickness and handles.  Obviously I am not as good as those guys, I am just trying to give you a picture of my abilities, but make no mistake I'M GOOD, AND YOU WANT ME BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN ANYONE YOU HAVE HAD SINCE BEASLEY.  Frank has come to my house and talked to me and I like him, but to be honest I could say the same about 30-40 coaches that have shown interest.

So the goEMAW recruiting period has started and I will be here to answer any questions and listen to elite recruiting pitches,  I can't wait to see how this is done.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2012, 10:06:11 PM
Are you really rich?
Would you like to be?
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
Naw man, my moneys' a lil' lo right now.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: j-von on January 30, 2012, 10:10:13 PM
FAMILY ATMOSPHERE!!
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: wetwillie on January 30, 2012, 10:12:02 PM
Ever heard of wally judge?
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2012, 10:13:33 PM
Naw man, my moneys' a lil' lo right now.

We take care of our own at Elite State U.  You can count on that.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:15:49 PM
Now I don't want to get in any trouble coach Limestone, I'm gettin' paid shotely anyways.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2012, 10:18:09 PM
Now I don't want to get in any trouble coach Limestone, I'm gettin' paid shotely anyways.

You will get paid in the NBA in just a year, I will make sure of that.  Until then I am just telling you we will make sure you can focus on basketball. 

That's my job afterall.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: CHONGS on January 30, 2012, 10:19:23 PM
:rflush:
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 30, 2012, 10:19:39 PM
BUY IN OR QUIT bad person
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: KSUBrian on January 30, 2012, 10:20:35 PM
free unlimited BB&H. (blow, booze, & hookers)
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: KSUBrian on January 30, 2012, 10:21:25 PM
free unlimited BB&H. (blow, booze, & hookers)

Oh... and tats too.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2012, 10:21:48 PM
:rflush:

he is a black guy.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:23:11 PM
:rflush:

you are not taking this seriously coach Chingon,  :nono:  I'M GOOD DAMMIT!
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:24:14 PM
:rflush:

he is a black guy.

but a racist one, so I am not offended Chingon.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: the KHAN! on January 30, 2012, 10:24:22 PM
I would pitch it this way (substituted K for Penn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgEkCfpWU0o
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:26:29 PM
free unlimited BB&H. (blow, booze, & hookers)

Oh... and tats too.

I appreciate all this but you must remember my recruitment has gone on since I was a freshman, all that stuff has been done ad nauseum
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:38:02 PM
Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway.  All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite. 
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2012, 10:42:36 PM
Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway.  All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite. 

Listen, I understand you have some problems with grades.  I can get you into Apex Academy before the ink on your NLI is dry.

So what do you say?  Do we have a deal?
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: CHONGS on January 30, 2012, 10:43:40 PM
sorry for the misunderstanding.  in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2012, 10:45:27 PM
sorry for the misunderstanding.  in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.

I would have ignored crap like that instantly.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: CHONGS on January 30, 2012, 10:46:29 PM
sorry for the misunderstanding.  in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.

I would have ignored crap like that instantly.
arkansas fans gave me an itchy trigger finger.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: michigancat on January 30, 2012, 10:48:48 PM
I can't tell if gatoveintisiete has been a horrible or brilliant poster of late. Which tilts me toward brilliant.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2012, 10:49:16 PM
sorry for the misunderstanding.  in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.

I would have ignored crap like that instantly.
arkansas fans gave me an itchy trigger finger.

It's cool.  Now let's land this Swisherseet kid and hit the hotel bar for some Old Fashioneds.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: KSUBrian on January 30, 2012, 10:55:19 PM
Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway.  All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite. 

Son... if you come play for me, work hard, buy-in, and play basketball the way I teach you to play it, you will be bigger, stronger, faster, your total game will improve, you will play, you will average a double double, you will be highlighted on sportscenter, we will be a top 10 team, and you will be a one and done lottery pick.  You want references that back-up what i am saying, let me get Michael Beasley on the line.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 30, 2012, 10:56:02 PM
I can offer a fair amount of good looking fillys and a fair amount of underrated potion. See ninos scholarship plan and I will raise you a beer if u can hit a 3 point shot.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2012, 11:01:30 PM
Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway.  All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite. 

Son... if you come play for me, work hard, buy-in, and play basketball the way I teach you to play it, you will be bigger, stronger, faster, your total game will improve, you will play, you will average a double double, you will be highlighted on sportscenter, we will be a top 10 team, and you will be a one and done lottery pick.  You want references that back-up what i am saying, let me get Michael Beasley on the line.

You will have to forgive my assistant, he is loaded again.

Let's talk about your mom's car.  She could really use a new one before winter.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: KSUBrian on January 30, 2012, 11:13:00 PM
Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway.  All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite. 

Son... if you come play for me, work hard, buy-in, and play basketball the way I teach you to play it, you will be bigger, stronger, faster, your total game will improve, you will play, you will average a double double, you will be highlighted on sportscenter, we will be a top 10 team, and you will be a one and done lottery pick.  You want references that back-up what i am saying, let me get Michael Beasley on the line.

You will have to forgive my assistant, he is loaded again.   :drink: :driving: :lol:

Let's talk about your mom's car.  She could really use a new one before winter. 

And lets not forget about her $125/hr administrative assistant job and lease on a $500K utilities paid maintenance provided house that she doesn't have to make rent payments on for as long as you are on scholly.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 11:30:06 PM
currently hitting 55% of total 3 attempts, but only 40% from NBA range, I'm not going to sit here and bullshit you guys, I do have some areas that I could improve in.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 11:34:33 PM
My moms drives a 2002 nissan maxima with the brains blowed out.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: KSUBrian on January 30, 2012, 11:43:57 PM
currently hitting 55% of total 3 attempts, but only 40% from NBA range, I'm not going to sit here and bullshit you guys, I do have some areas that I could improve in.

I'll say it again, if you buy-in and work hard both on and off the court, and play the way I coach you to play, you will be he best player and person you can be when YOU decide to enter the NBA draft.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: puniraptor on January 31, 2012, 09:11:19 AM
Are you interested in becoming a man?
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: jmlynch1 on January 31, 2012, 09:12:40 AM
If you want to stay in the country, you'll play for KSU.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 31, 2012, 09:43:52 AM
Are you interested in becoming a man?

I'm probably more interested in the Beasley treatment, kind of a hands off type situation here coach puniraptor.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 31, 2012, 11:00:27 AM
My moms drives a 2002 nissan maxima with the brains blowed out.

Have you ever been to kstatecars.com?
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: puniraptor on January 31, 2012, 11:03:00 AM
Are you interested in becoming a man?

I'm probably more interested in the Beasley treatment, kind of a hands off type situation here coach puniraptor.
Are you interested in iPods?
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: AzCat on January 31, 2012, 11:06:01 AM
How much and where do I send the check? 

Also: all the free meat goat you can eat!   :excited:
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 31, 2012, 11:37:23 AM
Are you interested in becoming a man?

I'm probably more interested in the Beasley treatment, kind of a hands off type situation here coach puniraptor.
Are you interested in iPods?

got one from Howard Garfinkel
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 31, 2012, 11:43:04 AM
Seriously guys, it's time to step it up here, Frank did a better job than this, hell I don't even believe you guys care about me, you don't want to know where I live, what schools I'm considering, how you see me fitting into the lineup, if I know any other studs that might come with me?  Will I have to do everything for this team, I mean do you guys ever get dudes that can ball?
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: puniraptor on January 31, 2012, 11:45:34 AM
Frankly, I would be a little more interested if you were a hard-nosed Chicago point guard.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: schreds21 on January 31, 2012, 11:53:55 AM
Do you WANT to be here?
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: massofcatfan on January 31, 2012, 11:57:19 AM
If you want to stay in the country, you'll play for KSU.

Si usted desea permanecer en el paĆ­s, que va a jugar de KSU.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 31, 2012, 12:27:17 PM
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Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: LickNeckey on January 31, 2012, 01:02:53 PM
it was once written that B-easy drove an Escalade during his time at K-State.

would you like people to write such things about you.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: _33 on January 31, 2012, 01:21:29 PM
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: pissclams on January 31, 2012, 01:23:29 PM
rock chalk jayhawk go ku!
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: detch23 on January 31, 2012, 02:41:14 PM
The big 12 perennially has 3-5 teams in the top 25. With what I've built here on defense we have become consistently ranked in the top 3 in the conference. Add this with your abilities on offense and not only can you become the go to guy on our team but also become one of the most dynamic and exciting players in the country.

So if you want to continually get better and test your abilities day in and day out against some of the best competition in the nation, come to K-State.
If you do this not only will you become a celebrity in Manhattan but you have the opportunity to shine bright in the nations eye leading you to a illustrious basketball career.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 31, 2012, 07:09:08 PM
The big 12 perennially has 3-5 teams in the top 25. With what I've built here on defense we have become consistently ranked in the top 3 in the conference. Add this with your abilities on offense and not only can you become the go to guy on our team but also become one of the most dynamic and exciting players in the country.

So if you want to continually get better and test your abilities day in and day out against some of the best competition in the nation, come to K-State.
If you do this not only will you become a celebrity in Manhattan but you have the opportunity to shine bright in the nations eye leading you to a illustrious basketball career.

Frank, is that you? you motorboatin' son of a bitch  :blush:
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 31, 2012, 07:19:43 PM
Do you WANT to be here?

right now....meh

here is my list in no particular order

Illinois- I'm from Chicago
Ohio state
Kansas State
Kentucky- but they have already loaded up my position, I would have to run the point there, I could do it, but.....
Kansas - don't really like their coach, seems a little controlling, plus lol at Manning trying to take credit for developing a polished product.
Wichita state - my dad went there, X-man
Baylor- sworn to secrecy on what the hook is here.
There are many more, no front-runner right now.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: puniraptor on January 31, 2012, 07:24:10 PM
Every other team you listed has a molestation scandal about to hit the presses. Kstate is your only chance to maintain your dignity and self esteem.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on January 31, 2012, 10:11:08 PM
Tough loss, I totally would have made the diffy tonight.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on February 03, 2012, 11:31:46 AM
I just committed to Baylor, nice to meet you guys though.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 03, 2012, 11:39:59 AM
Chik-Fil-A
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: gatoveintisiete on February 03, 2012, 05:21:48 PM
I have to admit this was some great recruiting you guys put in here, and all of goEMAW's very best recruiting types participated, so even though the Cats missed out on J.J. the future looks bright.
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 03, 2012, 10:18:04 PM
FP,TC
Title: Re: Elite recruiters only
Post by: wetwillie on February 03, 2012, 10:54:14 PM
You will eventually be a mystran for the cats. We always win in the end.