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Title: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 04, 2010, 12:06:26 PM
My wife watches all of the midget reality shows.  Not sure why.  Maybe because midgets in reality shows all seem to be successful as opposed to normal size people in reality shows who are all losers.  :dunno:
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Post by: steve dave on March 04, 2010, 12:07:02 PM
That is kind of disturbing
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 04, 2010, 12:08:56 PM
That is kind of disturbing
To defend her, it seems that all TLC shows are about midgets for some reason.  They should prob change the name to TMC.
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Post by: mcmwcat on March 04, 2010, 12:32:13 PM
watches the documentary investigative shows about murderers and rapists.   prolly cuz when she was a kid her neighbor friend was raped and murdered.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on March 04, 2010, 12:35:41 PM
Can't/won't say, wife is a member of the board. :ohno:
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Post by: _33 on March 04, 2010, 12:41:18 PM
watches the documentary investigative shows about murderers and rapists.   prolly cuz when she was a kid her neighbor friend was raped and murdered.

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Post by: FP TC etc. on March 04, 2010, 01:09:19 PM
Can't/won't say, wife is a member of the board. :ohno:

 :fatty:
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Post by: AzCat on March 04, 2010, 01:15:57 PM
That is kind of disturbing

There's nothing disturbing about midget porn.   :jerk:
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Post by: pissclams on March 04, 2010, 01:33:56 PM
i watch the midget show about the couple where one is a doctor and the other midget owns his own company.  not sure -  maybe it's called The Little People?  anyways, i rode the space shuttle (two words?) with them once and they were like, two peas in a proverbial pod.  anyways, good times.
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Post by: EllToPay on March 04, 2010, 01:55:51 PM
Fiance always snacks on cheez-its after dinner. :dunno:
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Post by: Jeffy on March 04, 2010, 01:57:15 PM
Roots for KU. 
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 04, 2010, 02:05:08 PM
Can't/won't say, wife is a member of the board. :ohno:

 :fatty:

 :confused:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: CHONGS on March 04, 2010, 02:26:18 PM
Well, she's fascinated with Greenland.  She enjoys teasing animals, ban-lon, and seeing people running for their lives. She loves throwing garbage out the window, yet she's extremely dainty.
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 04, 2010, 02:32:54 PM
Thinks our cable package is just two channels: hgtv and bravo.  :frown:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 04, 2010, 02:33:06 PM
Gets mad when I get all paked up at pakers at least twice a week.

She is also not a huge fan of me posting on here all night.  
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Post by: Vegancat on March 04, 2010, 02:35:06 PM
That is kind of disturbing
To defend her, it seems that all TLC shows are about midgets for some reason.  They should prob change the name to TMC.

TMC

 :lol:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: 'taterblast on March 04, 2010, 02:40:16 PM
doesn't exist?

:dunno:
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Post by: OK_Cat on March 04, 2010, 02:42:16 PM
^ not surprised!   :lol:
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 04, 2010, 02:42:28 PM
to be determined at a later date....
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: WildcatNkilt on March 04, 2010, 02:44:26 PM
Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   :curse:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: blackknight on March 04, 2010, 02:53:18 PM
My wife watches all of the midget reality shows.  Not sure why.  Maybe because midgets in reality shows all seem to be successful as opposed to normal size people in reality shows who are all losers.  :dunno:

watches the documentary investigative shows about murderers and rapists.   prolly cuz when she was a kid her neighbor friend was raped and murdered.

watches both these and disney, plus the tlc show with the 200 kids that aren't allowed to watch tv :flush:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: 1/64th on March 04, 2010, 02:57:43 PM
Mine puts a letter "L" in the word both when she says it.....like "bolth."

Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.    :dunno:
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Post by: steve dave on March 04, 2010, 02:59:56 PM
Mine puts a letter "L" in the word both when she says it.....like "bolth."

Minnesotan?
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: CNS on March 04, 2010, 03:01:12 PM

Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.    :dunno:

How does that even work?  Skates?
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: 1/64th on March 04, 2010, 03:03:54 PM

Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.    :dunno:

How does that even work?  Skates?

She's a Coloradoan...boulder area actually...so you know she's hott.  Anyhoo, and I don't really know how she does it, it's like a really fast run/walk/scoot thing.  Which is why her nickname was Scooter in college. 
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: catzacker on March 04, 2010, 03:06:40 PM
She has the same "surprised" response to everything, regardless of the level of surprise the event should actual illicit.  For example, should a nuclear blast occur her response would be the same as seeing a spider or finding out that john and kate goeslin (sp) are getting divorced.  
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Post by: Saulbadguy on March 04, 2010, 03:12:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox06ljy2du8
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 04, 2010, 03:15:22 PM
ok guys....need more bedroom related stuff... tia
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Post by: 'taterblast on March 04, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
^ not surprised!   :lol:
:chainsaw: :comehere:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: 1/64th on March 04, 2010, 03:19:42 PM
ok guys....need more bedroom related stuff... tia

She has to have the sheets tucked in really tight on her side of the bed.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: SleepFighter on March 04, 2010, 03:21:53 PM
Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   :curse:

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: WildcatNkilt on March 04, 2010, 03:28:11 PM
Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   :curse:

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Agreed.  I always change her recorded shows to HD, and she doesn't seem to notice the difference.
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 04, 2010, 05:54:20 PM
Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   :curse:

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Does you wife also go, "I can't tell the difference"?  Girls are stupid.
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 04, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
shes a squirter
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: WildcatNkilt on March 04, 2010, 07:44:48 PM
Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   :curse:

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Does you wife also go, "I can't tell the difference"?  Girls are stupid.

Read my post right before yours.
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: SleepFighter on March 05, 2010, 01:31:08 PM
Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   :curse:

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Does you wife also go, "I can't tell the difference"?  Girls are stupid.

Yes.  Utterly infuriating.
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: mcmwcat on March 05, 2010, 01:36:22 PM
Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   :curse:

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Does you wife also go, "I can't tell the difference"?  Girls are stupid.

Yes.  Utterly infuriating.

 :bang:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: mcmwcat on March 05, 2010, 01:37:28 PM
Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   :curse:

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

this is not a 'little things'.  this is a big-huge things
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: reidrolled on March 05, 2010, 01:44:29 PM
shes a squirter
hurrrrd dat!
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: nicname on March 05, 2010, 05:52:16 PM
Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   :curse:

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Does you wife also go, "I can't tell the difference"?  Girls are stupid.

Yes.  Utterly infuriating.

 :bang:


this. her excuse was "i cant find the channels in hd"  i finally got her to realize that they are the same channels just that they are numbered in the 1000's
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: Bloodfart on August 23, 2012, 03:20:08 PM
Mine puts a letter "L" in the word both when she says it.....like "bolth."
Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.    :dunno:

Mrs. BF has a sometimes  northern accent.  She pronounces so sew and now new.  :chainsaw:  She has never lived any farther north than KC.  WTF!
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: ben ji on August 23, 2012, 03:24:36 PM
Mine puts a letter "L" in the word both when she says it.....like "bolth."
Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.    :dunno:

Mrs. BF has a sometimes  northern accent.  She pronounces so sew and now new.  :chainsaw:  She has never lived any farther north than KC.  WTF!

ben ji's gf does this too. She's from Wichita and lives in KC now, there is absolutely no reason she should sound like someone from Chicago when she gets excited.
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: Bloodfart on August 23, 2012, 10:27:20 PM
Mine puts a letter "L" in the word both when she says it.....like "bolth."
Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.    :dunno:

Mrs. BF has a sometimes  northern accent.  She pronounces so sew and now new.  :chainsaw:  She has never lived any farther north than KC.  WTF!

ben ji's gf does this too. She's from Wichita and lives in KC now, there is absolutely no reason she should sound like someone from Chicago when she gets excited.

You should dump her ass right now.  That crap sticks around and fucks with your mind.  Don't even begin to think you can change her.  She'll be talkin like Sarah Palin when you're bringing the heat between the sheets.  You just might find it a little tougher to follow through on your delivery.  crap I just realized my kids are talking like this too.  I thought it was just their youth but now oh man crap. :goodbyecruelworld: 
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: DOOM_Catz on August 24, 2012, 09:28:41 AM
Recently broke up with girlfriend. Really annoyed me when while watching Newsroom she kept asking me, "wait... so are these based on events that actually happened?"

 :bang:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: ew2x4 on August 24, 2012, 09:50:00 AM
Sleeps for maybe 5 hours a night during the week, then sleeps 15 hours friday night to make up for it.
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 24, 2012, 01:03:53 PM
I had an ex girlfriend who use to sit indian style and give me a hand job like she was carving pottery. You know what i'm talking about, the pottery that circles around and the potter person gives a massaging motion to frame the pot. Like that, guys.
Title: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: Pete on August 24, 2012, 01:18:19 PM
Like, sit beside you Indian style and do that?

Seems like an inefficient angle for her wrists.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 24, 2012, 01:21:00 PM
Like, sit beside you Indian style and do that?

Seems like an inefficient angle for her wrists.
Like sit indian style in front of me. She'd talk to me through the process too. Very awkward.
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Post by: puniraptor on August 24, 2012, 02:06:11 PM
I imagined you rotating on a lazy susan. Good thing the bad person mods arent here to send your posts to the fanning pit  :dance:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 24, 2012, 02:11:23 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: sys on August 24, 2012, 03:19:58 PM
fanning, have some dignity.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 24, 2012, 03:21:49 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 24, 2012, 03:30:40 PM
fanning, have some dignity.
You and I both know I lost that a long time ago. All I have left in this world is to be a punchline and god dammit, I'm going to make it count.
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: slobber on August 24, 2012, 03:32:40 PM
fanning, have some dignity.
You and I both know I lost that a long time ago. All I have left in this world is to be a punchline and god dammit, I'm going to make it count.
Then stop telling me to go eff myself.  :dubious:
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 24, 2012, 03:33:51 PM
fanning, have some dignity.
You and I both know I lost that a long time ago. All I have left in this world is to be a punchline and god dammit, I'm going to make it count.
Then stop telling me to go eff myself.  :dubious:
Go eff yourself, dobs.
Title: Re: Weird things your wife/gf does
Post by: dmartin on August 24, 2012, 04:01:41 PM
I had an ex girlfriend who use to sit indian style and give me a hand job like she was carving pottery. You know what i'm talking about, the pottery that circles around and the potter person gives a massaging motion to frame the pot. Like that, guys.

The first time I read this I thought she was giving you a handjob while carving pottery. She seemed really multi-talented.