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Title: What about Kansass
Post by: Hog Droppings on December 07, 2011, 04:25:00 PM: is worth bragging about? I'm really curious to know. :popcorn: :bwpopcorn:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: XocolateThundarr on December 07, 2011, 04:26:12 PM: It's not Arkansas? :dunno:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: the KHAN! on December 07, 2011, 04:27:44 PM: Brown v Board of Education
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: theKSU on December 07, 2011, 04:28:27 PM: Sunday liquor sales.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:30:21 PM: We have the 3rd largest state GDP
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:31:09 PM: More political figures and high ranking military members have come from KS than any other state
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Brock Landers on December 07, 2011, 04:31:17 PM: World's largest ball of twine
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:32:13 PM: When 100 of the nations top company CEOs were asked where they would wish to retire, 73 stated Kansas.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: SabiNation on December 07, 2011, 04:34:08 PM: Dodge City is the windiest city in the United States.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:35:10 PM: Kansans represent 67% of the half-Billionaires under 40 club.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:36:35 PM: Multiple research institutions have deemed either Kansas or California as the most attractive states.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: bigwillie20 on December 07, 2011, 04:37:03 PM: Meat Goats :kstategrad:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: TBL on December 07, 2011, 04:37:18 PM: Quote from: the KHAN! on December 07, 2011, 04:27:44 PM
Brown v Board of Education

You're very welcome, btw. :grin:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:37:39 PM: Kansas is said to house more A-List celebrity vacation homes than any other state and almost all other countries. Monaco :shakesfist:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: puniraptor on December 07, 2011, 04:38:00 PM: Pizza Hut
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:39:06 PM: Quote from: PUNITRATOR on December 07, 2011, 04:38:00 PM
Pizza Hut
You're welcome world.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: theKSU on December 07, 2011, 04:42:13 PM: Beems I thought you were going to ruin this thread with squaktard nonsense until you pulled out KIV.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:42:35 PM: Kansas highschool students score the highest average on the ACT in the country.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Ornate Box Turtle
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Hog Droppings on December 07, 2011, 04:43:08 PM: Quote from: TBL on December 07, 2011, 04:37:18 PM
Quote from: the KHAN! on December 07, 2011, 04:27:44 PM
Brown v Board of Education

You're very welcome, btw. :grin:

You do realize that the City of Topeka fought that decision, right? See also Brown III. Kansass folks are prime time :opcat: :opcat: :opcat:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:43:11 PM: Kansas highschool students score the second highest average on the SAT in the country, and thats only because of inherent bias.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: deputy dawg on December 07, 2011, 04:43:53 PM: World's largest prairie dog.

Less roadside tables/stands than Arkansas.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 07, 2011, 04:45:28 PM: We do not allow first-cousins to marry.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Topeka Shiner

(ENDANGERED :ohno:)
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:46:41 PM: Kansas has the 4th most 5 star restaraunts of any state in the country. If you add in 4 stars we jump to 3rd most.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: SabiNation on December 07, 2011, 04:47:01 PM: At Kansas State University College of Veterinary Medicine waterbeds are used in surgery for horses.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: yoEMAW on December 07, 2011, 04:48:28 PM: Elite Jucos/recruiting pipelines. :gocho:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Paul Moscow on December 07, 2011, 04:48:44 PM: I mean...come on....it just....
Quote
In Italy the city of Milan is 300 miles northwest of Rome. In Kansas, Milan is less than 25 miles northwest of Rome, in Sumner County.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 07, 2011, 04:49:26 PM: Quote from: SabiNation on December 07, 2011, 04:47:01 PM
At Kansas State University College of Veterinary Medicine waterbeds are used in surgery for horses.

We also invented the horse waterbed.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:50:40 PM: Most reports indicate that it is likely that 2 of the next 3 world changing ideas will happen in Kansas.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: MadCat on December 07, 2011, 04:51:18 PM: Ad Astra Per Aspera
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: theKSU on December 07, 2011, 04:51:37 PM: Come on jmlynch1 you've been hanging out at the Kansas Welcome Center on I-70 in Western Kansas again. (Which is also amazing)
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: puniraptor on December 07, 2011, 04:52:01 PM: More Nobel Prize winners per capita than any other state or sovereign nation.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 04:52:59 PM: Over half of the Guinness Book World Records that involve being smart, athletic or good looking have been set in Kansas.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Brock Landers on December 07, 2011, 04:53:51 PM: Western Meadowlark :love:

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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 07, 2011, 04:54:06 PM: This license plate won a national award for most beautiful license plate.

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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: yoEMAW on December 07, 2011, 04:54:23 PM: As if the benefits from being located smack dab in the middle of the country weren't blatantly obvious. :lol:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: puniraptor on December 07, 2011, 04:56:36 PM: John Romulus Brinkley, MD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Brinkley)
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Paul Moscow on December 07, 2011, 04:57:18 PM: Erin Brockovich's breasts are from here.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: MadCat on December 07, 2011, 04:57:59 PM: Quote
In 1921 with $700 of borrowed money, the first White Castle opens in Wichita, Kansas, offering hamburgers at the unbelievable price of $.05 a piece.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 07, 2011, 04:58:20 PM: You can canoe down any one of our 50+ delightful rivers without being raped, even the arKansas.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: yoEMAW on December 07, 2011, 04:59:08 PM: The fact that no native Kansan has ever been featured on, "Teen Mom," or "16 and Pregnant."
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: MadCat on December 07, 2011, 04:59:43 PM: Showbiz Pizza Place
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Institutional Control on December 07, 2011, 05:03:57 PM: The Bloody Benders
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: 8manpick on December 07, 2011, 05:05:13 PM: Interstate highways were invented here. You're welcome.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: MadCat on December 07, 2011, 05:05:40 PM: ALCO & Duckwall's
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: puniraptor on December 07, 2011, 05:06:22 PM: The guy who invented writing on the ass of girls shorts and pants is from here. Juicy!
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: MadCat on December 07, 2011, 05:08:35 PM: Stull Cemetery (1 of 7 portals to Hell)
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM: Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: yoEMAW on December 07, 2011, 05:29:27 PM: Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in ~~diameter~~ circumference than the national average.

FIFY. Check your facts, guys. The last thing we want to do is spread misinformation.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 05:47:19 PM: "If I could invest in any state right now it would be Kansas."
-Warren Buffett/every year
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 07, 2011, 05:56:04 PM: State govt has operated at a budget surplus since WWII.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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:emawkid: have it on good authority that Ike was EMAW to the core. thank us everytime you realize you don't speak German
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: unleashthemob on December 07, 2011, 07:47:59 PM: B.T.K.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 07, 2011, 07:53:18 PM: Best gas-mileage state in the union.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 08:10:01 PM: Best maintained highways in the US.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 07, 2011, 08:14:52 PM: Heard Disney had to keep redoing Aaron Rodgers post-Super Bowl take because he kept saying Kansas instead of Disneyworld. I don't have any sources for this on though :dunno:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 08:17:04 PM: Well, Walt Disney was born and raised in KS so that makes sense.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: unleashthemob on December 07, 2011, 10:16:04 PM: dic flopping tunnel dancing!!!!
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Johnny Thunderbone on December 07, 2011, 11:02:24 PM: Don't stop, jmlynch, please don't stop.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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:love:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 07, 2011, 11:11:30 PM: If Kansas had a beach......it would be the home of Jersey Shore.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: SwiftCat on December 07, 2011, 11:11:59 PM: Quote from: travelhog on December 07, 2011, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.

If anyone would know, you would.

I'm sure you have first hand knowledge and extensive research on the subject.

Hog Droppings post.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Johnny Thunderbone on December 07, 2011, 11:12:45 PM: Quote from: OregonHawk on December 07, 2011, 04:31:36 PM
:tsc:

Immediately regret making this gif.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: IH8LSU on December 07, 2011, 11:15:56 PM: The House of Mud
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 07, 2011, 11:18:48 PM: Barry Sanders
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 07, 2011, 11:20:24 PM: Quote from: pike on December 07, 2011, 11:04:26 PM
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:love:

Amazing
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 08, 2011, 12:20:19 AM: Quote from: travelhog on December 07, 2011, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.

If anyone would know, you would.

I'm sure you have first hand knowledge and extensive research on the subject.

Just the first line would have done. You don't need to spell things out for us, we're not from Arkansas.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Shacks on December 08, 2011, 12:54:39 AM: Our side won the Civil War
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 08, 2011, 12:57:24 AM: Quote from: travelhog on December 08, 2011, 12:23:14 AM
Quote from: Stevesie60 on December 08, 2011, 12:20:19 AM
Quote from: travelhog on December 07, 2011, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.

If anyone would know, you would.

I'm sure you have first hand knowledge and extensive research on the subject.

Just the first line would have done. You don't need to spell things out for us, we're not from Arkansas.

From what I've seen on here, everything needs to be explained to you as simply as possible.

Really? Because we're the fan base that knows the difference between "your" and "you're".
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: KSU-Krazie on December 08, 2011, 01:20:06 AM: Beth Mendenhall

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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on December 08, 2011, 01:29:20 AM: Quote from: Stevesie60 on December 08, 2011, 12:57:24 AM
Quote from: travelhog on December 08, 2011, 12:23:14 AM
Quote from: Stevesie60 on December 08, 2011, 12:20:19 AM
Quote from: travelhog on December 07, 2011, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.

If anyone would know, you would.

I'm sure you have first hand knowledge and extensive research on the subject.

Just the first line would have done. You don't need to spell things out for us, we're not from Arkansas.

From what I've seen on here, everything needs to be explained to you as simply as possible.

Really? Because we're the fan base that knows the difference between "your" and "you're".
:blank:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
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and if that isn't enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUc62jD-G0o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUc62jD-G0o)
BOOM!
/thread
you're welcome
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: joda on December 08, 2011, 02:33:51 AM: Quote from: bfred on December 08, 2011, 02:31:14 AM
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Goddamnit beat me to it
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: RazorcatsFTW on December 08, 2011, 05:14:33 AM: Recognized as 2nd most prestigious football program, just behind Notre Dame. :flush:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 08, 2011, 07:49:22 AM: Quote from: RazorcatsFTW on December 08, 2011, 05:14:33 AM
Recognized as 2nd most prestigious football program, just behind Notre Dame. :flush:

At least we're 2nd, bad person. The Irish are many. Where the hell does UCA rank? Nobody's even heard of your crap program.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: yoEMAW on December 08, 2011, 08:33:34 AM: Quote from: poopsammich on December 07, 2011, 11:11:30 PM
If Kansas had a beach......it would be the home of Jersey Shore.

:emawkid:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: mocat on December 08, 2011, 08:44:48 AM: Quote from: travelhog on December 07, 2011, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.

If anyone would know, you would.

I'm sure you have first hand knowledge and extensive research on the subject.

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jtksu post
travelhog post
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 08, 2011, 08:58:17 AM: Don't forget about this knucklehead from Concordia guys...

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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: detch23 on December 08, 2011, 09:05:31 AM: Quote from: jmlynch1 on December 08, 2011, 08:58:17 AM
Don't forget about this knucklehead from Concordia guys...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsbiscuit.com%2Fimages%2F1468.jpg&hash=15dd9313fe580c53ab571af5a19c0d321f40583f)

Ya he was my math teacher.

He was good but his tests were easy all the problems equaled 1.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 08, 2011, 09:07:36 AM: lols
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Doberman_CATS!!! on December 08, 2011, 09:08:42 AM: Quote from: theKSU on December 07, 2011, 04:28:27 PM
Sunday liquor sales.

Liquor sales period. Russellville, AR is a dry county. I had to provide the alcohol for my cousins entire wedding.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: gokatgo on December 08, 2011, 09:11:44 AM: Quote from: Doberman_CATS!!! on December 08, 2011, 09:08:42 AM
Quote from: theKSU on December 07, 2011, 04:28:27 PM
Sunday liquor sales.

Liquor sales period. Russellville, AR is a dry county. I had to provide the alcohol for my cousins entire wedding.

So it's true?
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: MadCat on December 08, 2011, 09:26:01 AM: That movie with tornadoes and witches...it's stored in a salt mine in Kansas.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 08, 2011, 09:51:25 AM: Quote from: MadCat on December 08, 2011, 09:26:01 AM
That movie with tornadoes and witches...it's stored in a salt mine in Kansas.

So was Star Wars and a bunch of the other greatest movies of all time.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: MadCat on December 08, 2011, 10:22:28 AM: You know that phrase "back to the salt mines"...it's actually from Russia and would look something like this: ??????? ? ??????? ??????
However, Kansas does have salt mines and a bunch of the greatest movies of all time are stored in them like Star Wars!

EDIT: Apparently the forum does not like Cyrillic characters.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: ArthurDent42 on December 08, 2011, 10:44:27 PM: Quote from: theKSU on December 07, 2011, 04:28:27 PM
Sunday liquor sales.
This.
Blue laws are shite.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 09, 2011, 11:04:30 PM: Quote from: jmlynch1 on December 09, 2011, 10:57:34 PM
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Hmm. With that gonzo nose like that I just assumed she was Jewish, or Polish.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: ECO_CAT on December 10, 2011, 01:12:24 AM: People from Kansas, as reported by the ADA, are ninety-six times more likely to have more teeth and less severe cases of gingivitis and plaque buildup than those from southern-most states.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: ECO_CAT on December 10, 2011, 01:30:44 AM: The 34th President of the US - Dwight Eisenhower - was born in Abilene, Kansas. His portrait was removed from the dollar coin in 1979, but still remains on most Chuck E. Cheese game tokens.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: bfred on December 10, 2011, 02:12:34 AM: Quote from: Dingo on December 09, 2011, 10:12:06 PM
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n00b, beat you to it. Except I used fizbo the clown because he is more awesome :excited:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 11:41:48 AM: The movie "Slingblade" is a true story about life and coming of age in the state of Kansas.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi83.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj310%2FHogFather%2FSling-Blade.jpg&hash=dcc5fb789bba405945f2c6f3afbe61d0ecf9a7bd)

Kansas State also has the #1 Special Needs Program in the Nation.

Take that pigaggies.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 12, 2011, 01:11:24 PM: What about that Capote movie? PRETTY CAPTIVATING!
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 01:53:19 PM: Kansas was mentioned in the wizard of OZ. :jerk:

Lots of grain elevators (if you like that sort ot thing) :jerk:

Windy as *uck :jerk: :jerk:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 12, 2011, 01:55:12 PM: Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 01:53:19 PM
Kansas was mentioned in the wizard of OZ. :jerk:

Lots of grain elevators (if you like that sort ot thing) :jerk:

Windy as *uck :jerk: :jerk:

Not if you stand behind a grain elevator! :shakesfist:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 02:09:07 PM: Quote from: Emo EMAW on December 12, 2011, 01:55:12 PM
Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 01:53:19 PM
Kansas was mentioned in the wizard of OZ. :jerk:

Lots of grain elevators (if you like that sort ot thing) :jerk:

Windy as *uck :jerk: :jerk:

Not if you stand behind a grain elevator! :shakesfist:

ha. you made me lol. actually, I was born in Kansas and still have family scattered from Liberal to Wichita.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: kslim on December 12, 2011, 02:23:15 PM: Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 02:09:07 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on December 12, 2011, 01:55:12 PM
Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 01:53:19 PM
Kansas was mentioned in the wizard of OZ. :jerk:

Lots of grain elevators (if you like that sort ot thing) :jerk:

Windy as *uck :jerk: :jerk:

Not if you stand behind a grain elevator! :shakesfist:

ha. you made me lol. actually, I was born in Kansas and still have family scattered from Liberal to Wichita.

woah
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 12, 2011, 02:41:48 PM: Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 02:09:07 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on December 12, 2011, 01:55:12 PM
Quote from: razorsharp on December 12, 2011, 01:53:19 PM
Kansas was mentioned in the wizard of OZ. :jerk:

Lots of grain elevators (if you like that sort ot thing) :jerk:

Windy as *uck :jerk: :jerk:

Not if you stand behind a grain elevator! :shakesfist:

ha. you made me lol. actually, I was born in Kansas and still have family scattered from Liberal to Wichita.

Lots of grain elevators between those two towns. My favorite is in Cullison. Between the elevator and the shelter belt, excellent wind protection if it's blowing out of the north.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: KITNfury on December 12, 2011, 02:41:50 PM: A born and raised Kansan invented color in 1874. Prior to that, just black and white.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM: State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:47:53 PM: A grain elevator in Hutchinson is 1/2 mile long and holds 46 million bushels in its 1,000 bins.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 12, 2011, 05:44:50 PM: Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Hubbidahubbidahubbida whaaaa?
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 13, 2011, 09:45:00 AM: Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

That is why I have a record.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: detch23 on December 13, 2011, 03:45:58 PM: Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

You really want to play this game?
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 08:45:21 PM: Quote from: detch23 on December 13, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

You really want to play this game?

Are you asking for permission? As of this moment men and women of the USA are still dying for your right to be an annonymous faceless unaccountable tool on worthless, meaningless material things like this message board. Just keeping the thread on topic. Play whatever games you like. You have my permission.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Katpappy on December 13, 2011, 09:05:36 PM: Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: detch23 on December 13, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

You really want to play this game?

Are you asking for permission? As of this moment men and women of the USA are still dying for your right to be an annonymous faceless unaccountable tool on worthless, meaningless material things like this message board. Just keeping the thread on topic. Play whatever games you like. You have my permission.
Pigfucking is highly illegal in Kansas, while rampenent pigfucking is also illegal in Arkansas, but tolerated. :nono:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 09:17:45 PM: Quote from: Katdaddy on December 13, 2011, 09:05:36 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: detch23 on December 13, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

You really want to play this game?

Are you asking for permission? As of this moment men and women of the USA are still dying for your right to be an annonymous faceless unaccountable tool on worthless, meaningless material things like this message board. Just keeping the thread on topic. Play whatever games you like. You have my permission.
Pigfucking is highly illegal in Kansas, while rampenent pigfucking is also illegal in Arkansas, but tolerated. :nono:

Need link for source please? Smells like bs and way out of right field.
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: AST on December 13, 2011, 09:24:18 PM: Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 09:17:45 PM
Quote from: Katdaddy on December 13, 2011, 09:05:36 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: detch23 on December 13, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

You really want to play this game?

Are you asking for permission? As of this moment men and women of the USA are still dying for your right to be an annonymous faceless unaccountable tool on worthless, meaningless material things like this message board. Just keeping the thread on topic. Play whatever games you like. You have my permission.
Pigfucking is highly illegal in Kansas, while rampenent pigfucking is also illegal in Arkansas, but tolerated. :nono:

Need link for source please? Smells like bs and way out of right field.
fail
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: Katpappy on December 13, 2011, 09:52:55 PM: Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 09:17:45 PM
Quote from: Katdaddy on December 13, 2011, 09:05:36 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: detch23 on December 13, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

You really want to play this game?

Are you asking for permission? As of this moment men and women of the USA are still dying for your right to be an annonymous faceless unaccountable tool on worthless, meaningless material things like this message board. Just keeping the thread on topic. Play whatever games you like. You have my permission.
Pigfucking is highly illegal in Kansas, while rampenent pigfucking is also illegal in Arkansas, but tolerated. :nono:

Need link for source please? Smells like bs and way out of right field.
I know this is highly confusing to you, but to most it's just something called "common sense". :driving:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 10:00:11 PM: :zzz:

Quote from: Katdaddy on December 13, 2011, 09:52:55 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 09:17:45 PM
Quote from: Katdaddy on December 13, 2011, 09:05:36 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: detch23 on December 13, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

You really want to play this game?

Are you asking for permission? As of this moment men and women of the USA are still dying for your right to be an annonymous faceless unaccountable tool on worthless, meaningless material things like this message board. Just keeping the thread on topic. Play whatever games you like. You have my permission.
Pigfucking is highly illegal in Kansas, while rampenent pigfucking is also illegal in Arkansas, but tolerated. :nono:

Need link for source please? Smells like bs and way out of right field.
I know this is highly confusing to you, but to most it's just something called "common sense". :driving:
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: detch23 on December 14, 2011, 12:53:16 AM: Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 10:00:11 PM
:zzz:

Quote from: Katdaddy on December 13, 2011, 09:52:55 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 09:17:45 PM
Quote from: Katdaddy on December 13, 2011, 09:05:36 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: detch23 on December 13, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

You really want to play this game?

Are you asking for permission? As of this moment men and women of the USA are still dying for your right to be an annonymous faceless unaccountable tool on worthless, meaningless material things like this message board. Just keeping the thread on topic. Play whatever games you like. You have my permission.
Pigfucking is highly illegal in Kansas, while rampenent pigfucking is also illegal in Arkansas, but tolerated. :nono:

Need link for source please? Smells like bs and way out of right field.
I know this is highly confusing to you, but to most it's just something called "common sense". :driving:

Every time you post something it happens to come up in the first few suggestions when entered on google.

1st you need to step outside of your comfort zone and think for yourself (See Dumb laws in Kansas). I'm know this is exactly what you typed into google. You do the same for Arkansas it says something about beating your wife. I guess it doesn't mention your siblings so your in the clear for now.

2nd you need to recognize that this board (meaningless material things) got more attention from a local broadcast in Arkansas than it ever has in Kansas... So congrats your headline news is our bathroom reading that we use to whip our ass with afterwards.

3rd you need to understand that the only things Arkansas is famous for is a cum stain on a blouse and a toothpick that is also a knife since you need the extra material to cover the gaps between teeth..

Seriously though... I want you to grow some sort of imagination/sense of humor. I feel bad every time one of the EMAW posters says something witty. I always have to ask myself do they get it? This is shortly followed by, "oh well I'm sure he's shallowly inside his sister right now and distracted."
Title: Re: What about Kansass
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The Flint Hills Discovery Center.

http://www.flinthillsdiscovery.org/
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: pondwater jack on December 15, 2011, 06:42:30 PM: Quote from: jtksu on December 07, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Kansans boast dongs that are 17% longer and 21% bigger in diameter than the national average.
I'll bet that makes most you faggots on here happy, namely Rams and Mocat who have been a shankin old Winters(maybe a minor) for years. They admitted it. OK Cat is another that is as queer as a three doller bill. Probly what draws em in to Kansas. Big old Peters. But if they was on straight men then it wouldn't do any good for the gays so I guess all them fellers with the big peckers is gay.

I can list several things that Kansas is know for. Not all good but they wer from Kansas.

1.....you guessed it......Cawker City Twine Ball
2) BTK cereal killer
3) Dr. Tiller
4) field after flat field of nothing but corn and crops (thank you lord for our servants in Kansas who feed us)
5) Baker's college in Manhattan (second best known town named Manhattan- home to the second best college in the state....not jayhawks but hell who is) turns out enough high school cooks for the whole nation.
6) Largest hand dug well in the world?
7) Flat and windy....just like the Delta region of Arkansas. Fart and somebody two counties over is lible to smell it.
that's afew that I could think of

Pretty impressive list if you ask me....but nobody did.

Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: poopsammich on December 15, 2011, 08:03:56 PM: Quote from: detch23 on December 14, 2011, 12:53:16 AM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 10:00:11 PM
:zzz:

Quote from: Katdaddy on December 13, 2011, 09:52:55 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 09:17:45 PM
Quote from: Katdaddy on December 13, 2011, 09:05:36 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 13, 2011, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: detch23 on December 13, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: poopsammich on December 12, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
State laws of Kansas.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

You really want to play this game?

Are you asking for permission? As of this moment men and women of the USA are still dying for your right to be an annonymous faceless unaccountable tool on worthless, meaningless material things like this message board. Just keeping the thread on topic. Play whatever games you like. You have my permission.
Pigfucking is highly illegal in Kansas, while rampenent pigfucking is also illegal in Arkansas, but tolerated. :nono:

Need link for source please? Smells like bs and way out of right field.
I know this is highly confusing to you, but to most it's just something called "common sense". :driving:

Every time you post something it happens to come up in the first few suggestions when entered on google.

1st you need to step outside of your comfort zone and think for yourself (See Dumb laws in Kansas). I'm know this is exactly what you typed into google. You do the same for Arkansas it says something about beating your wife. I guess it doesn't mention your siblings so your in the clear for now.

2nd you need to recognize that this board (meaningless material things) got more attention from a local broadcast in Arkansas than it ever has in Kansas... So congrats your headline news is our bathroom reading that we use to whip our ass with afterwards.

3rd you need to understand that the only things Arkansas is famous for is a cum stain on a blouse and a toothpick that is also a knife since you need the extra material to cover the gaps between teeth..

Seriously though... I want you to grow some sort of imagination/sense of humor. I feel bad every time one of the EMAW posters says something witty. I always have to ask myself do they get it? This is shortly followed by, "oh well I'm sure he's shallowly inside his sister right now and distracted."

Awww. Something touched a nerve, but I think you're google's broke. I just googled what you told me to and all I got was an outhouse and a bag of dicks.
Tell me? Do you lick each dick individually like a lollipop and toss it out your trailer house screen door or do you shove the whole bag in your mouth at once?
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: WichitaStateRazorback on December 15, 2011, 11:46:49 PM: other than BTK, tornadoes taking out trailer parks in andover, nit championships, and lisa montgomery not much going on here
Title: Re: What about Kansass
Post by: dpstand72601 on December 17, 2011, 01:31:42 AM: I feel sorry for Kansas State!