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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: jtksu on December 04, 2011, 11:17:59 PM
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Smells like poop 75% of the time. What kind of poop is determined by location and prevailing winds.
WalMart. Single handidly led to the 400 pound ladies in tarps being fooled into believing it's okay to keep double fisting those cheetos.
Meth. Arkansas invented it and is dead set on perfecting it because moonshine is just too pricey and volatile.
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my cousin used to be skinny. she got a job at wal-mart hq's and moved to arkansas. now she weighs 4 bills and smells really bad. arkansas ruined thanksgiving and christmas for me. :curse:
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J-Dub: There's still a good chance she'll discover meth. That should help with her weight problem, though I doubt her smell will improve. Prayers.
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You guys have clearly never been to Northwest Arkansas, where the actual University of Arkansas is located.
Some of its facts:
-The Northwest Arkansas Metroplex (NWA) is ranked as the 8th best region to live in entire United States, due to low unemployment and crime, and high quality schools.
-Fayetteville was ranked by USA Today as the 7th best college town in America, one spot ahead of Oxford, MS.
The bad stuff you hear about Arkansas is either 150-year-old stereotypes or the Delta in South Arkansas. It is not a coincidence that the closer to get to Mississippi, the more things suck.
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Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
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So, the area is ranked just aboved Oxford, MS yet the state gets worse as you near MS? Do you guys even know how to read down there?
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You guys have clearly never been to Northwest Arkansas, where the actual University of Arkansas is located.
Some of its facts:
-The Northwest Arkansas Metroplex (NWA) is ranked as the 8th best region to live in entire United States, due to low unemployment and crime, and high quality schools.
-Fayetteville was ranked by USA Today as the 7th best college town in America, one spot ahead of Oxford, MS.
The bad stuff you hear about Arkansas is either 150-year-old stereotypes or the Delta in South Arkansas. It is not a coincidence that the closer to get to Mississippi, the more things suck.
:lol:
Well, I just don't even know what to do with that.
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:horrorsurprise:
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Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
Johnny Cash :gocho:
Bill Clinton? :jerk:
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They have diamonds supposedly. :dunno: Probably worse than Sierra Leone (that's in Africa for our pigaggie visitors.)
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Yes, because a dude that stick cigars in fat girl's pussies is something to brag about.
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Johnny Cash :gocho:
Never heard of him, must be terrible.
Bill Clinton? :jerk:
Yeah he came to speak at our university a few years ago as an excuse to get out of your shitty state for a few days and go somewhere that people are educated and successful and competent and worldly and everything.
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Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
Johnny Cash :gocho:
Bill Clinton? :jerk:
Yeah I mean sure, Dwight Eisenhower saved us from Hitler but whatever, right?
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Yes, because a dude that stick cigars in fat girl's pussies is something to brag about.
:surprised:
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Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone.
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Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone.
So your cousin is married to a smelly loser?
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Johnny Cash :gocho:
Never heard of him, must be terrible.
That is just sad. Y'all really DO live in the middle of nowhere.
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Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone.
Just asked myself. You are a liar, I think Kansas is awesome.
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Every time I get the chance, I piss in the Arkansas River. Guess what arktards? You've been drinking my piss for years.
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Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone.
So your cousin is married to a smelly loser?
No, I did not say she was married to Levon himself. The funniest part of your statement is that when Levon returned to Marvell, Ar. he looked like a homeless drunk guy without a shirt and was ran out of a town that had a sign welcoming people to the home of Levon Helm. I am sure he has enough money to buy the town if he wanted too.,
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The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving
Link? Cause I'm afraid I just got burned. Big time.
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Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone.
You'll burn in hell for this.
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Arkansas is home to Crenshaw the Boggy Creek Creature
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5i2pJv-bc4
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Buford T Justice. What an bad person.
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Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone.
So your cousin is married to a smelly loser?
No, I did not say she was married to Levon himself. The funniest part of your statement is that when Levon returned to Marvell, Ar. he looked like a homeless drunk guy without a shirt and was ran out of a town that had a sign welcoming people to the home of Levon Helm. I am sure he has enough money to buy the town if he wanted too.,
So Levon Helm spent his childhood in Arkansas. Your cousin is married to one of his childhood friends. I'm no mathematician* but I think by the transitive property this means that your cousin is married to a smelly loser. Either that or your story is full of holes.
*--It is but one of many impressive academic avenues I could have pursued had I wanted to, but as a :kstategrad: it already came naturally to me and I found it to posed very little challenge so I went after something new just to broaden my horizons.
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looks like it has a lot going on, if you like flat tops like your women and your land
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Smells like poop 75% of the time. What kind of poop is determined by location and prevailing winds.
WalMart. Single handidly led to the 400 pound ladies in tarps being fooled into believing it's okay to keep double fisting those cheetos.
Meth. Arkansas invented it and is dead set on perfecting it because moonshine is just too pricey and volatile.
I see from what I am reading here it is true. Three kinds of suns in Kansas.
Sunshine
Sunflowers
Sons a Bitches
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looks like it has a lot going on, if you like flat tops like your women and your land
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-The Northwest Arkansas Metroplex (NWA)
:facepalm:
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Apparently there are some musicians from NWA that recently started up a band, here's a link to their new music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
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Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone.
So your cousin is married to a smelly loser?
No, I did not say she was married to Levon himself. The funniest part of your statement is that when Levon returned to Marvell, Ar. he looked like a homeless drunk guy without a shirt and was ran out of a town that had a sign welcoming people to the home of Levon Helm. I am sure he has enough money to buy the town if he wanted too.,
So Levon Helm spent his childhood in Arkansas. Your cousin is married to one of his childhood friends. I'm no mathematician* but I think by the transitive property this means that your cousin is married to a smelly loser. Either that or your story is full of holes.
*--It is but one of many impressive academic avenues I could have pursued had I wanted to, but as a :kstategrad: it already came naturally to me and I found it to posed very little challenge so I went after something new just to broaden my horizons.
Yeah, he was dirt poor growing up went to school with my cousins husband and he knows him on a personal basis. I have never met Levon but he has been to a few school reunions and played for Bill Clinton in Little Rock.
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my cousins husband
Arkansas for cousin's brother.
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Arkansans talking "which state is better" smack :lol:
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Smells like poop 75% of the time. What kind of poop is determined by location and prevailing winds.
WalMart. Single handidly led to the 400 pound ladies in tarps being fooled into believing it's okay to keep double fisting those cheetos.
Meth. Arkansas invented it and is dead set on perfecting it because moonshine is just too pricey and volatile.
I see from what I am reading here it is true. Three kinds of suns in Kansas.
Sunshine
Sunflowers
Sons a Bitches
omg :love:
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Smells like poop 75% of the time. What kind of poop is determined by location and prevailing winds.
WalMart. Single handidly led to the 400 pound ladies in tarps being fooled into believing it's okay to keep double fisting those cheetos.
Meth. Arkansas invented it and is dead set on perfecting it because moonshine is just too pricey and volatile.
I see from what I am reading here it is true. Three kinds of suns in Kansas.
Sunshine
Sunflowers
Sons a Bitches
omg :love:
Yeah this is very good. I nominate it for the word.
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Smells like poop 75% of the time. What kind of poop is determined by location and prevailing winds.
WalMart. Single handidly led to the 400 pound ladies in tarps being fooled into believing it's okay to keep double fisting those cheetos.
Meth. Arkansas invented it and is dead set on perfecting it because moonshine is just too pricey and volatile.
I see from what I am reading here it is true. Three kinds of suns in Kansas.
Sunshine
Sunflowers
Sons a Bitches
Ha. I just watched The Outlaw Josey Wales for the first time a couple weeks ago.
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whats so bad bout dis? all them girls is prettie. I like this fishing thing :bait:
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-The Northwest Arkansas Metroplex (NWA)
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Apparently there are some musicians from NWA that recently started up a band, here's a link to their new music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
Here's another Arky fan fave!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8W16BRzjEo
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Billy Bob Thorton.
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How does an Arkansas mother know when her daughter is on her period?
Her son's dick tastes funny.
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Apparently the Kansas State fans are too poor to afford the $100 fee to rivals. This board is classless.
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Apparently the Kansas State fans are too poor to afford the $100 fee to rivals. This board is classless.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRv0jVZtdbY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRv0jVZtdbY)
State Song
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Apparently there are some musicians from NWA that recently started up a band, here's a link to their new music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
Here's another Arky fan fave!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8W16BRzjEo
That's my jam! :excited:
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LOL @ BBQ smack talk
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Rogers police have arrested a man and a woman after someone found a 5-year-old girl chained to a piece of furniture at a residence. Authorities said David Bridgeman and Jana Slinkard are accused of permitting the abuse of a minor and false imprisonment. Officers arrested them on Friday and they remained in custody at the Benton County jail on Saturday. According to a probable cause affidavit, a woman staying with Bridgeman and Slinkard awoke Tuesday after hearing a girl crying. The woman found the child bound to a dresser with a chain and a loop and freed her. Bridgeman told police he restrained the girl after finding her outside one night without a shirt or shoes.
That's all I need to know. :surprised:
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I know in Arkansas they like to put innocent people in prison for life because they listen to heavy metal music.
And let the real rapist/murderer go free.
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Arkansas has the lowest literacy rate in the nation. (And it certainly shows in these pigaggies' posts.)
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K-State sucks. K-State has sucked for decades. It’s a land grant school with 60% dudes and an incoming average ACT that unbelievably is nearly 2 points lower than its, “We take anyone” in-state rival. Each year, there are about the same number of attractive women at K-State (20), as American Indians and non-athlete blacks — combined. “Diversity” at K-State is considered to be the guys who plant cotton or sunflowers. With crack academic courses such as goat breeding and field cultivating you can assume that nothing but the best and brightest Western Kansas farm boys will spend four to seven years drinking beer and delaying an inevitable return to the combine.
Read more: http://www.skinnymoose.com/dailylimit/2008/12/21/why-kansas-state-sucks/#ixzz1fgtu1uVR
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They are terrible at everything BBS related. I thought it was tough with other nebraska fans but JFC :dubious:
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I know in Arkansas they like to put innocent people in prison for life because they listen to heavy metal music.
And let the real rapist/murderer go free.
Those punks weren't innocent. Where's Hollywood//rockstars and the liberals now trying to find the real killers? Obviously, 3 little boys lives don't mean ish to them. Keep drinking the koolaid. Bet a dollar you voted for Obama. :ksu:
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I know in Arkansas they like to put innocent people in prison for life because they listen to heavy metal music.
And let the real rapist/murderer go free.
Those punks weren't innocent. Where's Hollywood//rockstars and the liberals now trying to find the real killers? Obviously, 3 little boys lives don't mean ish to them. Keep drinking the koolaid. Bet a dollar you voted for Obama. :ksu:
............LIB-RALS!!!!!!! :curse: :curse: :curse: