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Title: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: nicname on November 01, 2011, 12:18:25 AM
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“You like eat Hunan?” He asked while pointing his sword-like index finger in the direction of semi-marred restaurant across the way.

“Yes,” I replied with a blend of hesitance and zeal.

“We gonna kiiiillll that guy,” he responded. “We put him out of busisnaaaasss.”

http://boxlunch.me/2011/09/01/in-which-we-break-business-news-with-a-chinese-star-hunan-will-fight/#disqus_thread
Title: Re: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: steve dave on November 01, 2011, 06:12:22 AM
Oh man
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 01, 2011, 07:08:37 AM
Yeah. That's my most favorite line on that blog. the whole story is just a well crafted masterpiece.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: steve dave on November 01, 2011, 07:27:15 AM
every blog post on every blog should be like this
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 01, 2011, 07:30:33 AM
Amazing contribution to the blogosphere here.

Hunan:

Humans
Using
Nmouse
Adroppings
Nintheirfood



 :D
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: steve dave on November 01, 2011, 07:33:36 AM
skinnybenny post
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 01, 2011, 07:34:52 AM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: AbeFroman on November 01, 2011, 09:42:45 AM
Hunan is disgusting. As long as the new guys don't serve utter crap I think this should be easy.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 01, 2011, 01:10:52 PM
hand drawn map?  did this dude work at the Manhattan Chamber or what?
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: 8manpick on November 01, 2011, 01:19:33 PM
That was pretty great
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: WillieWatanabe on November 01, 2011, 01:34:01 PM
Hunan upped their proportions. :thumbs:

get even fatter/sicker :thumbs:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 01, 2011, 01:41:00 PM
quick heads up...i'd really appreciate it if all of you idiots stopped calling it by the wrong name. it's hunam not hunan. it's the least you could do.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 01, 2011, 02:31:56 PM
i'd love to see a meditarian place open in aggieville.

the inital blog post reminds me of that south park...take it away pike...  :D
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: WillieWatanabe on November 01, 2011, 02:32:32 PM
quick heads up...i'd really appreciate it if all of you idiots stopped calling it by the wrong name. it's hunam not hunan. it's the least you could do.

take it up with rob, rick.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: CNS on November 01, 2011, 02:35:36 PM
The nouveau chinese in aggieville sound pretty bad ass.  His food prolly sucks as bad as Hunam( Darys :eye:), but you gotta like his swagger.  Needs his own theme song.

#TeamBadChineseIsAllTheSame
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: pike on November 01, 2011, 02:50:35 PM
i'd love to see a meditarian place open in aggieville.

the inital blog post reminds me of that south park...take it away pike...  :D

Holy crap you're right  :lol: It's like, exactly the same

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Feater.com%2Fuploads%2Fsouth-park-city-sushi-city-wok.jpg&hash=8acd52d7670d3673d783dc3ececba4386bd08b62)
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: DQ12 on November 01, 2011, 02:51:45 PM
I don't get the Hunam hate.  For late night drunk food, it's hard to beat.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: pike on November 01, 2011, 03:00:18 PM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s15e06-city-sushi

First few minutes....an "Asian Turf War" lol
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: FP TC etc. on November 01, 2011, 03:07:04 PM
#TeamHunam
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: CNS on November 01, 2011, 03:18:02 PM
I don't get how such an obvious bad ass is getting no love on here.  I mean, the guy moves in to town, strong arms local biz's employees, and calls his rough ridin' shot. 

I love this guy.

Title: Re: Re: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: 8manpick on November 01, 2011, 03:20:00 PM
#TeamHunam
for sure
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: pike on November 01, 2011, 03:26:27 PM
I don't get how such an obvious bad ass is getting no love on here.  I mean, the guy moves in to town, strong arms local biz's employees, and calls his rough ridin' shot. 

I love this guy.



Free marketing the crap out of Manhattan. Hopefully it propels MHK to the Asian cuisine capital of Kansas  :crossfingers:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 01, 2011, 03:34:01 PM
I'm on team Tasty China House, all the way. The Hunam guys will have to get jobs delivering Tasty China House after all is said and done.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 01, 2011, 03:38:21 PM
Always thought it was Hunam, and then was completely baffled by this article calling it Hunan.  But I figured it was probably right and that I just had it wrong the whole time (on account of me not going there because it's garbage/you might as well just squeeze a rat's crap right into your mouth and save yourself the money).  But no matter what, Jesus Christ this new guy has some enormous balls and I already love his restaurant simply for that.  WILL PATRONIZE.  :eek:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: CNS on November 01, 2011, 03:48:29 PM
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“We gonna kiiiillll that guy,” he responded. “We put him out of busisnaaaasss.”



The Word

Very JYC'ish
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: pissclams on November 01, 2011, 04:19:01 PM
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“We gonna kiiiillll that guy,” he responded. “We put him out of busisnaaaasss.”



The Word

Very JYC'ish
done.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: DQ12 on November 01, 2011, 04:29:12 PM
Always thought it was Hunam, and then was completely baffled by this article calling it Hunan.  But I figured it was probably right and that I just had it wrong the whole time (on account of me not going there because it's garbage/you might as well just squeeze a rat's crap right into your mouth and save yourself the money).  But no matter what, Jesus Christ this new guy has some enormous balls and I already love his restaurant simply for that.  WILL PATRONIZE.  :eek:
Aggieville: Hunan
Westloop: Hunam

I don't know why.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 01, 2011, 04:53:19 PM
Interesting.  Same franchise?
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: DQ12 on November 01, 2011, 04:57:36 PM
Interesting.  Same franchise?
I have no idea, but I would assume so.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: 8manpick on November 01, 2011, 05:02:58 PM
Interesting.  Same franchise?
I have no idea, but I would assume so.
Inside info* tells me that something was lost in translation when the sign was ordered for one or the other, and they just went with it.

*Actual inside info
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: CNS on November 01, 2011, 05:05:19 PM
Interesting.  Same franchise?
I have no idea, but I would assume so.
Inside info* tells me that something was lost in translation when the sign was ordered for one or the other, and they just went with it.

*Actual inside info

Oh, my.  These guys are gonna get rolled by new super awesome alpha male chinese food place owner. 
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: kim carnes on November 01, 2011, 10:46:32 PM
As long as Hunam serves bigger portions, I would think they'll be fine.  General's chicken with noodles after a night of heavy drinking  :love:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: wetwillie on November 01, 2011, 10:51:36 PM
Its mondo burger vs good burger. The new guy talks a big game, but in the end the local charm and charisma of hunam will win the day.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 01, 2011, 11:02:59 PM
new guy can eff himself for all i'm concerned. nobody comes into my town and bullies the local townie, townie business. screw this non local/non townie bad person.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: yoga-like_abana on November 01, 2011, 11:15:23 PM
new guy can eff himself for all i'm concerned. nobody comes into my town and bullies the local townie, townie business. screw this non local/non townie bad person.
:emawkid: yeah buddy!
also I enjoy Hunams, do I wish it was cleaner of course. Plus all of the asians eat there so it must be good. and theres no way the new guy is going to have a delivery service like hunams.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: FP TC etc. on November 01, 2011, 11:23:59 PM
Always thought it was Hunam, and then was completely baffled by this article calling it Hunan.  But I figured it was probably right and that I just had it wrong the whole time (on account of me not going there because it's garbage/you might as well just squeeze a rat's crap right into your mouth and save yourself the money).  But no matter what, Jesus Christ this new guy has some enormous balls and I already love his restaurant simply for that.  WILL PATRONIZE.  :eek:
Aggieville: Hunan
Westloop: Hunam

I don't know why.

Wait. Really?

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 01, 2011, 11:33:15 PM
Always thought it was Hunam, and then was completely baffled by this article calling it Hunan.  But I figured it was probably right and that I just had it wrong the whole time (on account of me not going there because it's garbage/you might as well just squeeze a rat's crap right into your mouth and save yourself the money).  But no matter what, Jesus Christ this new guy has some enormous balls and I already love his restaurant simply for that.  WILL PATRONIZE.  :eek:
Aggieville: Hunan
Westloop: Hunam

I don't know why.

Wait. Really?

 :horrorsurprise:

dumblewass12 might be right. if so, it's another townie thing though really. 4-22 year olds might call it hunan and 22-older humans will just call it hunam. seems to be generational.


 maybe not though...

http://www.hunamexpress.com/
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: pissclams on November 02, 2011, 09:07:55 AM
chinese chef laughs at both of these clown asses.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 02, 2011, 09:15:27 AM
chinese chef laughs at both of these clown asses.

qft.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 02, 2011, 09:20:26 AM
As long as Hunam serves bigger portions, I would think they'll be fine.  General's chicken with noodles after a night of heavy drinking  :love:

I could never finish mine, even after a night of heavy drinking. Increasing the portion size would do nothing for me.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 02, 2011, 06:18:52 PM
As long as Hunam serves bigger portions, I would think they'll be fine.  General's chicken with noodles after a night of heavy drinking  :love:

I could never finish mine, even after a night of heavy drinking. Increasing the portion size would do nothing for me.

It would increase the number of leftover meals.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: 8manpick on November 02, 2011, 08:28:20 PM
DLew is definitely right, Kevin owns both Hunan and Hunam...
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: felix rex on November 02, 2011, 08:56:34 PM
ror
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 02, 2011, 09:00:08 PM
True story about Hunam/Hunan.  Buddy and I ate there, drunk of course.  Walking home he threw up while standing completely erect.  Didn't bend over one iota.  I was stunned. And then I saw the noodle hanging out his nose.  True story guys.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 02, 2011, 09:03:07 PM
ror

Oh man, been trying to incorporate a joke like this into this thread for a while. Perfect.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 02, 2011, 09:17:46 PM
ror



 :sdeek:  (but with squinty eyes)


Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: stunted on November 02, 2011, 09:40:50 PM
eff you guys.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: raquetcat on November 02, 2011, 09:54:50 PM
wow, new guy must have huge chinese balls, I mean coming into a town and starting a rival business almost next door to the premiere aggieville Chinese food place, just wow, wish I had balls that big
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: CNS on November 02, 2011, 09:58:16 PM
wow, new guy must have huge chinese balls, I mean coming into a town and starting a rival business almost next door to the premiere aggieville Chinese food place, just wow, wish I had balls that big

Dear townies,

If this guy makes one of those low budget townie commercials, you have to promise me that you will youtube that crap and link it on here.

TIA.

I mean, my god....can you imagine if he went full on subtitled stereotype in a cheap ass commercial and mocked the other guy kung fu style?  Would be fantastic.  Would make all the students completely forget about Hunam/n.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: MakeItRain on November 02, 2011, 10:27:42 PM
Its mondo burger vs good burger.

 :lol: :thumbsup: terrible movie though
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: DQ12 on June 14, 2012, 08:47:37 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmond.yfrog.com%2FHimg875%2Fscaled.php%3Ftn%3D0%26amp%3Bserver%3D875%26amp%3Bfilename%3D4vzemt.jpg%26amp%3Bxsize%3D640%26amp%3Bysize%3D640&hash=16d8122bb58eb47f5e9245e1d7b4362fc4b555f7)

GAHHHHHHHH

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Pete on June 14, 2012, 08:49:33 PM
T&P's
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 14, 2012, 08:52:28 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmond.yfrog.com%2FHimg875%2Fscaled.php%3Ftn%3D0%26amp%3Bserver%3D875%26amp%3Bfilename%3D4vzemt.jpg%26amp%3Bxsize%3D640%26amp%3Bysize%3D640&hash=16d8122bb58eb47f5e9245e1d7b4362fc4b555f7)

GAHHHHHHHH

 :horrorsurprise:


oh no  :frown:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 14, 2012, 08:53:31 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 14, 2012, 09:00:35 PM
what are we looking at?
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: jmlynch1 on June 14, 2012, 09:04:25 PM
I am glad this thread found closure
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: puniraptor on June 14, 2012, 09:11:30 PM
SHE WILL BE REBORN




srsly they are building a new building. though I think they wont be as good if they arent visibly disgusting.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: wabash909 on June 14, 2012, 09:31:08 PM
What in the eff happened here?  I am genuinely upset by this.


Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 14, 2012, 09:41:23 PM
Wait is that Hunam/n that has been bulldozed? Because...good.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Pete on June 14, 2012, 09:45:55 PM
Seems like just yesterday that drunken young Limestone was yelling at drunken young Pete about spilling Hunam all over the kitchen.  :cry:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: kim carnes on June 14, 2012, 10:26:18 PM
Wait is that Hunam/n that has been bulldozed? Because...good.

 :flush:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 14, 2012, 10:53:22 PM
Wait is that Hunam/n that has been bulldozed? Because...good.

hey everybody- come to manhattan the next time skinnybenny comes to town! come for the fun of it, but stay to watch me face punch the ever loving crap out of his face.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 14, 2012, 10:57:35 PM
Seems like just yesterday that drunken young Limestone was yelling at drunken young Pete about spilling Hunam all over the kitchen.  :cry:

To be fair, you were wasting food.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 14, 2012, 11:05:00 PM
Wait is that Hunam/n that has been bulldozed? Because...good.

hey everybody- come to manhattan the next time skinnybenny comes to town! come for the fun of it, but stay to watch me face punch the ever loving crap out of his face.


 :babywillie:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Cire on June 14, 2012, 11:19:38 PM
Sad
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: DQ12 on June 14, 2012, 11:33:50 PM
Wait is that Hunam/n that has been bulldozed? Because...good.

hey everybody- come to manhattan the next time skinnybenny comes to town! come for the fun of it, but stay to watch me face punch the ever loving crap out of his face.
I'll double up on his balls.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 15, 2012, 02:51:11 AM
Tasty China House killed that guy. They put him out of business.

 :frown:
Title: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 15, 2012, 08:28:12 AM
Did he ever get directions to the interstate?
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 15, 2012, 08:30:56 AM
I bet Tasty China House guy was just sitting in a lawn chair across the street, sipping lemon iced tea, watching the bulldozer. He probably stood up and gave the crew a golf clap when they were finished.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: 'taterblast on June 15, 2012, 09:38:04 AM
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Aggieville ?@Aggieville
#Hunam to get a new home. New front to the construction going on behind it. Facade has patio doors like Cox Bros. Re-opening date unknown.

 :surprised:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on June 15, 2012, 09:42:39 AM
Grumbling they will rebuild.
But the guy who owns (owned?) the place was so nice, especially having to put up with racists and homophobes, right dlew?.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: 8manpick on June 15, 2012, 11:56:42 AM
Can confirm they are rebuilding. Has been planned for a couple years now. ITK source tells me they are still doing deliveries and take out orders "out of the back" although i'm not sure where the back is, it looks all the way gone.

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Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2012, 12:01:46 PM
Can confirm they are rebuilding. Has been planned for a couple years now. ITK source tells me they are still doing deliveries and take out orders "out of the back" although i'm not sure where the back is, it looks all the way gone.

Do NOT go "in the back."
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 15, 2012, 12:04:30 PM
Can confirm they are rebuilding. Has been planned for a couple years now. ITK source tells me they are still doing deliveries and take out orders "out of the back" although i'm not sure where the back is, it looks all the way gone.

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yes! human will not give up without a fight!  :emawkid:
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 15, 2012, 12:08:53 PM
Can confirm they are rebuilding. Has been planned for a couple years now. ITK source tells me they are still doing deliveries and take out orders "out of the back" although i'm not sure where the back is, it looks all the way gone.

Do NOT go "in the back."

Unless you are fed up with it all and ready for the end.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: DQ12 on June 15, 2012, 12:43:11 PM
Grumbling they will rebuild.
But the guy who owns (owned?) the place was so nice, especially having to put up with racists and homophobes, right dlew?.
Those guys were jerks.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: waks on June 15, 2012, 06:49:45 PM
Grumbling they will rebuild.
But the guy who owns (owned?) the place was so nice, especially having to put up with racists and homophobes, right dlew?.
Rumblings that he once caught jmlynch peeing in the basement where they store the giant bags of rice.
Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: jmlynch1 on June 15, 2012, 10:52:54 PM
That did not happen
Title: Re: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: 8manpick on June 16, 2012, 12:37:42 AM
That did not happen

Chances it did? 98%

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Title: Re: LOL at Sandwich blog. Hunan vs Tasty China House
Post by: Spaces on June 16, 2012, 11:21:26 AM
Tried going in the back late last night. Locked.  :frown: